Ooo heaven is a place on earth

[TamaraEnLaPlaya]

Sid and Irv are business partners. They make a deal that whichever one dies first will contact the living one from the afterlife. So Irv dies. Sid doesn`t hear from him for about a year, figures there is no afterlife. Then one day he gets a call. It`s Irv. ‘So there is an afterlife! What`s it like?` Sid asks. ‘Well, I sleep very late. I get up, have a big breakfast. Then I have sex, lots of sex. Then I go back to sleep, but I get up for lunch, have a big lunch. Have some more sex, take a nap. Huge dinner. More sex. Go to sleep and wake up the next day.` ‘Oh, my God,` says Sid. ‘So that`s what heaven is like?` ‘Oh no,` says Irv. ‘I`m not in heaven. I`m a bear in Yellowstone Park.