Genuine forum topic titles

Started by suendrob, August 20, 2017, 13:46:43 PM

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suendrob

I've just had too much time on my hands lately.

All copied accurately from the original posts

South of the Island â€" a myth?                      Started by flatearth

Airport strike?                                           Rockets or bombs?

Outside pool table                                      One of those floating types?

Urgent pool safety advice                             Don't drink yourself under the table

Any froggies?                                            Don't answer that

Wood needed                                                 Might Viagra help?

house for a week                               Grounded. Can't I go out at all?

Car Hire Rip-Off at Airports                          A universal truth

Black Henna Tattoos in Caleta                      Racist?

Is it me?                                               Yes

Expat guide to death in Spain                      I  thought books like that were banned.

Curtains                                                See above

Declaring assets held abroad.                       Why would I want to do that? Politicians don't.

How May Euros                                        I'm not sure if she wants to 

A new Banking experience for expats.            Yes, but is it a good one?

What's the best do you reckon?                     I can't put my answer on here.

Air con                                                      Ryanair

pubic hair                                                 What's this doing here?

Beach by Hotel Grand Natura                 A new best-seller

Inside the stone circles                         Sequel to Beach. A mystery thriller

Drowning in Cofete                                 Second sequel, but with a very sad ending.

Cat's fouling problems                         Speak to a vet.

Other Canary Islands                     Allegedly. They are a myth, surely. And only for other people

Bolt through sliding doors                         Make sure you get your timing right.

Strange experience?                                 Come and meet us!

My favourite, which I've wanted to do for a long time, but don't want to spoil the original posting

Guide to seeing a Doctor                             Wear clean knickers

And finally, one I know I've seen, but can't find now -

English speaking Dentist required     Or any dentist who can translate " mmah thhooshh weebereee  hhursss nnd ah cahhrnt eeg   ahhygig"



Disclaimer: This is not meant to be critical of the original writers, although sometimes it's the typos that make them funny, so don't take offence.

TamaraEnLaPlaya

Brilliant - thanks for taking the time to pull it all together, really made me chuckle.

Off  to the doc tomorrow so your advice is noted!

Johnrgby2

Yes absolutely brilliant, thanks