At least one will make you laugh

[Johnrgby2]

Pharmacist to customer: "Sir, please understand,  to buy an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription.   
Simply showing your marriage  certificate and wife's picture is not enough"+.
 

A bookseller conducting a market  survey asked a woman â€" "Which book has helped you most in your  life?
"The woman replied â€"  "My  husband's cheque book!"
 

A prospective husband in a book  store. "Do you have a book called, 'Husband â€" the Master of the House'? 
Sales Girl : "Sir, Fiction and  Comics are on the 1st floor!".
 

Someone asked an old man: "Even  after 70 years, you still call your wife â€" darling, honey,  luv.
What's the  secret? "Old man:  "I forgot  her name and I'm scared to ask her."
 

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper. So  I'd be in your hands all day.
"Husband: "I too wish that you  were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day!"
 

Husband to wife â€" "Today is a fine  day."
Next day he says: "Today is a fine  day."
Again next day, he says same thing  â€" "Today is a fine day."
Finally, after a week, the wife  can't take it and asks her husband â€"
"Since last week,  you have  been saying ; Today is a fine day. I am fed up. What's the  matter?"
Husband : "Last week when we had  an argument, you said, I will leave you one fine day; I was just trying to  remind you."