Lucky

[fatherted]

A man  goes into a doctor's office feeling a little  ill.   The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.
 
It's called Yellow 24  because it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure, so just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth...'
So he trudges home to  his wife and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to go to  the bingo with her that evening as he's never been there with her  before.
They arrive at the bingo and with his first card he  gets four corners and wins $35.  Then,  with the same card, he gets a line and wins $320.  Then he gets the full house and wins $5,000.
Then the National Game comes up and he wins that too, getting $780,000.
The  bingo caller gets  him up on stage and says. 'Son, I've  been here 20 years and I've never seen anyone win four corners, a line, the full-house and the national game on the same card.
 
You must be the luckiest chap whose parents weren't married when he was born on Earth!'   'Lucky?'  He screamed.    'Lucky?  I'll have you know  I've got Yellow 24'.
 
'F___k  me!'  Says the bingo caller.  'You've  won the meat  raffle as well