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General Chat / Re: when are you going to fuerteventura?
« Last post by Banjo on Today at 17:56:55 »
I don't know when I'm going next, I'm still in shock.

 I think I'm right in saying that 7 of our last 8 holidays have been in Fuerte but last night my wife said words I didn't expect to hear, whilst we were discussing taking a holiday in May. "Shall we go somewhere else this time for a change?"

Just when you think you know somebody eh? Some people are just weird.
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General Chat / Re: Hi all
« Last post by spitfire58 on Today at 17:52:44 »
Hi all just joined and wanted to say hello wife and I were in corralejo for Christmas, 1st time on the island and loved it, we're looking at another visit maybe 1st or 2nd wk in January next year

Hi Gaz, just so we know what's being let loose on here these days, can you answer the 3 induction questions below please?

1. Do you have any tattoos?
2. Do you wear a vest whilst walking around the town?
3. If so, does it fit?

If you could just answer those when you get chance please,  we'll get you accepted as soon as possible.

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
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General Chat / Re: Hi all
« Last post by Banjo on Today at 17:46:40 »
Hi all just joined and wanted to say hello wife and I were in corralejo for Christmas, 1st time on the island and loved it, we're looking at another visit maybe 1st or 2nd wk in January next year

Hi Gaz, just so we know what's being let loose on here these days, can you answer the 3 induction questions below please?

1. Do you have any tattoos?
2. Do you wear a vest whilst walking around the town?
3. If so, does it fit?

If you could just answer those when you get chance please,  we'll get you accepted as soon as possible.

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You might find what you want here
http://www.inoxidablesdominguez.com/
Very friendly people, do not speak English, but have just about everything you may need in Stainless Steel. Suggest you take your photo along with you to help things along.
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Jokes - Please vote. / The Aldi doctor
« Last post by Johnrgby2 on Today at 16:45:27 »
 The Aldi Doctor
 
 One day,  in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to  Mike,

"My elbow hurts like hell. I  guess I'd better see a  doctor."

"Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money,"  Mike replies.

"There's a diagnostic computer down at Aldi's.  Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's  wrong and what to do about it.

It takes ten seconds and costs £10 A lot cheaper than a doctor."

So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Aldi's.

He deposits £10 and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample.  He pours the sample into the slot and waits.

Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout:

"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.  It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping at Aldi's."

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled.

He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter and a sperm sample from himself for good measure.

Joe hurries back to Aldi's, eager to check the results.
He deposits £10, pours in his concoction and awaits the results.

The computer prints the following:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9)
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.  (Aisle 7)
3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab.
4.  Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.  Get a lawyer.
5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better.

Thank you for shopping at Aldi.
 
 
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Has anybody any idea if, or where you can get stainless steel cable and fittings. There must be a chandler or some equivalent in PDR.



http://www.s3i.com/flat-surface-mount-cable-railing-kits.php

Thanks
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Son of Dross / Re: Re: Morning/Afternoon/Evening all
« Last post by DaveW on Today at 15:05:52 »
Afternoon all
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General Chat / Re: Hi all
« Last post by dagwood on Today at 15:00:16 »
Hi Gaz, welcome to the forum and enjoy
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Son of Dross / Re: Morning/Afternoon/Evening all
« Last post by Ronnie The Bantam on Today at 14:44:48 »
Afternoon all
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Son of Dross / Re: Morning/Afternoon/Evening all
« Last post by Baldy on Today at 12:12:24 »

Afternoon all
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