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Son of Dross / Re: What was the last thing you had to drink?
« Last post by Baldy on Today at 15:37:54 »

Squash
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Jokes - Please vote. / Honesty
« Last post by fatherted on Today at 13:58:44 »
Our teacher asked what my favourite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed.
My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favourite animal.
I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.
He said they love animals very much.
I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favourite live animal was.
I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous person I admired most. I told her, "Colonel Sanders."
Guess where the **** I am now...
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Son of Dross / Re: TWO WORDS
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:57:40 »
Tri forecast
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Son of Dross / Re: Guess the number
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:56:54 »
Higher
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Son of Dross / Re: COSMO's 1000 post Food and Drink Chain
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:55:56 »
Easter egg
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Son of Dross / Re: What can you hear?
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:55:14 »
Tv
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Son of Dross / Re: How are you feeling?
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:54:55 »
Ok
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Brew
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Son of Dross / Re: Whats the last thing you ate?
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:54:00 »
Ham and cheese wraps
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Son of Dross / Re: Morning/Afternoon/Evening all
« Last post by Roar of the Rovers on Today at 13:53:28 »
Afternoon all
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