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Inside the stone circles
« on: November 20, 2016, 18:47:27 pm »
My husband and I were on holidays in Corralejo last week.

We went on the beach by the big hotels for the day, and we were looking for a stone circle for privacy.

Most of the circles closer to the hotels were taken, and as we walked a little bit further, I went to check a stone circle to see if there was anyone there.

Inside was a man, maybe in his late thirties/early forties lying on his back. He was sporting what I could only best describe as a very prominent erection!

My husband was still walking by the water's edge, and I think the man noticed me, yet he seemed oblivious (he was wearing sunglasses). He started playing with himself.

I felt guilty for looking as he was rather toned, with a nice tan, and my husband called me back after a while.

I wasn't expecting to see this sort of activity on the beach!
 
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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2016, 18:53:26 pm »
First post. Newbie? Definitely a troll.
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2016, 19:18:27 pm »
Well yes a newbie, but not a troll.
I just found this forum as I was feeling nostalgic after our holidays.
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2016, 11:36:33 am »
Definitely wasn't my bloke - he doesn't have a nice tan.
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #4 on: November 21, 2016, 17:51:21 pm »
Unfortunately there are a few such characters around and from what I have heard I suspect that most of them are locals including some ex-pat Brits, unfortunately.
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #5 on: November 21, 2016, 19:37:48 pm »
Definitely wasn't my bloke - he doesn't have a nice tan.

 :D :D :D
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #6 on: November 21, 2016, 20:40:43 pm »
I saw my neighbour with a very prominent erection in his garden the other day.  I think it's a new shed.

*gets coat*
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2016, 22:49:51 pm »
I saw my neighbour with a very prominent erection in his garden the other day.  I think it's a new shed.

*gets coat*

He must have been working hard
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #8 on: November 22, 2016, 15:34:28 pm »
"rather toned", not me then  :'(
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #9 on: November 22, 2016, 17:57:37 pm »
Definitely wasn't my bloke - he doesn't have a nice tan.

"rather toned", not me then  :'(

and the other noticeable feature counts me out too Heather ;)
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #10 on: November 22, 2016, 22:14:03 pm »
Definitely wasn't my bloke - he doesn't have a nice tan.
I have the tan
"rather toned", not me then  :'(
But definitely not "toned"

and the other noticeable feature counts me out too Heather ;)
You might think that, but I couldn't possibly comment
😉
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2016, 19:33:05 pm »
I was, of course, referring to the ''offender'' wearing sunglasses HB   8)
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #12 on: November 26, 2016, 09:23:03 am »
I was, of course, referring to the ''offender'' wearing sunglasses HB   8)

Quite right too.  Who in their right minds wears sunglasses when sunbathing, unless they really want "panda eyes"

And on reflection at home, the OP said "We went on the beach by the big hotels for the day, and we were looking for a stone circle for privacy." - Privacy for what???

The general rule is, if you don't want to see what's happening in a stone circle , DON'T LOOK.  In most cases there's something to indicate that a circle is occupied
 

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Re: Inside the stone circles
« Reply #13 on: November 26, 2016, 18:15:23 pm »
I was, of course, referring to the ''offender'' wearing sunglasses HB   8)

Quite right too.  Who in their right minds wears sunglasses when sunbathing, unless they really want "panda eyes"

And on reflection at home, the OP said "We went on the beach by the big hotels for the day, and we were looking for a stone circle for privacy." - Privacy for what???
The general rule is, if you don't want to see what's happening in a stone circle , DON'T LOOK.  In most cases there's something to indicate that a circle is occupied

I live in my wraparound shades on holiday. When I get home i'll offer 'want to see my white bits?' and then point out the shadow. Gets 'em every time   8)
 
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