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superkev61
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Well girls and boys this is my 1000th post so I thought i'd open this thread for everyone who hits the magical 1000. So wether it's your first 1000 or 2000 etc stick it in here.

bobh
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Well,Kev,as youv hit the 1,000 i suggest YOU start a NEW three word story,as the other ones getting a bit too long----start it NOW!!!
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Good idea. Might I suggest doing one with a Fuerte feel...
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markandgina
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fuerteventura is the
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markandgina
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island of paradise
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bobh
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where all the
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superkev61
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goats roam freely
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westhamrule
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in the sand-dunes
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superkev61
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Mingling with tourists
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crosshair
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as they lie
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bobh
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with their kids
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Julian
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water park charges
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gail
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crosshair
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superkev61
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are there for
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bobh
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the jet skis
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superkev61
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to whizz round
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bobh
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and soak everyone
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with their powerful
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bobh
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superkev61
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the tops of
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dee-dee
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superkev61
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corrie, we walked
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shirls
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along the front
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superkev61
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with it's bells
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curly x
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shirls
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going clippety clop
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gail
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as it entered
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Julian
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avaneda gen franco
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dee-dee
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and ordered everything
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from the menu
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curly x
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ate the tablecloth
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Julian
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dee-dee
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the order-to arrive
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Julian
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as the waiter
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dee-dee
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gail
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toppin up suntan
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Julian
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drinking a beer
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dee-dee
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he forgot-the cream
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shirls
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what shall i
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mentor of the
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superkev61
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shirls
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intelligent as I
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gail
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but not as
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superkev61
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He was stuck
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gail
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in the middle
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Julian
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of Caleta Town
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gail
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only wearing his
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dee-dee
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bikini and sarong
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Julian
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over his arm...
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superkev61
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was a beautiful
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gail
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shaggy haired goat
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superkev61
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with pearl ear-rings
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gail
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and red lipstick
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markandgina
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it was hot
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holly99
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[and very sunny
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gail
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so Julian said
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westhamrule
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lets go to
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Julian
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the nudist beach
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superkev61
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get naked and
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gail
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tan our little
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Julian
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bodies all over.
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superkev61
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the sunbeds beside
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gail
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greeny/blue lagoons
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superkev61
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with the sound
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crosshair
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of lapping surf
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Julian
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and sizzling Senoritas
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superkev61
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as they stroll
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Julian
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through superkevs bedroom
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superkev61
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whilst he sleeps (it would be in my dreams julian)
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westhamrule
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in his pyjamas
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holly99
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and a wooly
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superkev61
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hat to keep
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curly x
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his ears warm
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Julian
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as he dreams
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superkev61
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of those girls
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Julian
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legs upto armpits,
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crosshair
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as they lay
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Julian
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beside each other
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while gazing into
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Kev's deep blue
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eyes made of
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Julian
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deep limped pools ( very poetic eh?)
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gail
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(yes, deep limped pools)

empty and meaningless
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Julian
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cruel (but true)
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cruel to-be kind
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superkev61
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it's very hard
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when im excited ( sorry to much of an oppotunity to miss)
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to-be in fuerteventura
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chillin with the
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goats and crabs
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julian to come
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and enterttain us
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with music and
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dance, the flamenco
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every single orafice (WHOOPEEE 1000 POSTS OF DROSS}
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so up-she got (CONGRATULATIONS ROTR)
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on her sunbed
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and no brazilains
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or tackle her
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