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superkev61
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Posted - 25 October 2007 :  14:19:21  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
to mince around town (yep)

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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 25 October 2007 :  16:36:20  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
in little leather trousers
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superkev61
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Posted - 25 October 2007 :  21:43:07  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
to see who could
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holly99
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Posted - 25 October 2007 :  22:02:31  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
gain the most attention
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  03:35:28  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
from the admirering boys
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markandgina
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  05:21:13  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
sat at the bar
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  11:37:45  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
smoking a special brand
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superkev61
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  13:22:26  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
of cigarette and puffed
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  14:14:43  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
sucked on the fag

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Jan1
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  14:19:55  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
As they coughed their
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superkev61
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  16:06:58  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
lungs up so bad
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  20:17:02  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
they resurfaced the road
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superkev61
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  20:43:54  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
which was good because
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holly99
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  21:20:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
it was time for
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  21:32:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
for it to be
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fullofviento
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  21:34:54  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Retarred, the tar in
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holly99
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  21:52:00  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
tar lorry melted quickly
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fullofviento
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  22:07:43  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Passive smokers coughed as
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 26 October 2007 :  23:03:42  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
much up as they
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superkev61
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  11:53:52  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
could to produce the
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Jan1
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  11:55:41  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
black thick stuff that
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superkev61
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  11:59:51  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
covered the road perfectly
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Jan1
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  12:01:33  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
and smelt so good.
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superkev61
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  12:06:00  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
that you could almost
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Jan1
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  12:08:12  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
taste it. The next
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superkev61
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  13:25:57  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
day we checked to
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  18:32:18  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
see if it tasted
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holly99
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  21:10:03  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
like marmite on toast
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 27 October 2007 :  21:28:49  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
my god it did
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superkev61
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  19:51:17  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
and it tasted bloody
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  21:22:07  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
awful just like custard
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superkev61
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  21:28:40  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
skin which has to
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westhamrule
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  22:32:19  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
be the worst thing
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Dubliner
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  22:47:51  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
even 4-words can describe
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westhamrule
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  22:51:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Yuk Yuk Custard YUK!!!!
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Dubliner
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Posted - 28 October 2007 :  22:53:24  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
yellow, cold, skin, eeewwwwww
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Julian
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  08:33:28  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
thans a NO then?
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  09:31:34  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
yes just chew it
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  09:35:27  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
you must be joking
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  09:40:08  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
it tastes so lovleeeeeeee(morning kev)
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  09:51:11  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
if you like that (morning M8, how's you?)
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  09:55:44  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
if not try cold(not bad, better for having no work today)
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Dubliner
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  11:23:11  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
another lovely monday morning (just coz it's a bank holiday here)
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:32:53  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by roar of the rovers

if not try cold(not bad, better for having no work today)



gravy poured over rhubarb
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Jan1
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780 Posts

Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:35:25  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
it tasted just great
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:37:45  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
even with tomato ketchup
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Jan1
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:40:54  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
on it, but then
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:44:25  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
i spilled the plate
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:48:19  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
all over the carpet
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Jan1
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:48:43  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
and it went all
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  14:53:25  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
over my pants as
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Jan1
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  15:00:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
he was trying to
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superkev61
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Posted - 29 October 2007 :  21:31:55  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
mop it up with
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  12:03:43  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
a cloth, so he
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roar of the rovers
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Pakistan
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  12:57:55  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
would not be found
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:00:32  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
out. The very next
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:09:29  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
day he decided to
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:12:00  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
go and see if
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:37:24  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Dr foster was in
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:40:52  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
so he could
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  13:53:06  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
have an examination to see(i'll have your spare word)
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:02:26  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
what was wrong with (that's fine)
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roar of the rovers
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Pakistan
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:15:00  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
his badly swollen right
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:16:26  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
knee that looked like
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:16:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
testicle. The results were
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:20:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
positive, it was a
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roar of the rovers
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Pakistan
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:20:37  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
positive he had caught
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:24:04  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
a severe dose of
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:24:25  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
a virus off the
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:26:01  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
the forum so he
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:29:22  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
re-booted the whole system
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:33:57  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but could not get
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:37:57  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
the fuerty forum to
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:52:38  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
work again so he
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  14:55:30  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
kicked his pc very
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Jan1
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  15:01:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
hard until it broke
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superkev61
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Posted - 30 October 2007 :  21:15:53  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
"bugger" the screamed at

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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  10:24:47  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
poor man at door
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  11:22:34  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
i'm sick of this
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  11:53:47  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
cried the leather clad
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:00:15  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
old woman at the
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:11:35  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
cash machine looking at
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:13:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
her bank balance while
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:15:02  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
dreaming about far distant
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:17:08  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
places. Then suddenly she
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:18:51  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
remembered her lottery ticket
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:21:20  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Oh! she thought, I
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  12:35:51  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
had better check I
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  13:08:07  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
haven't won the lottery
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  13:32:35  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but alas she hadn't
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  13:42:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
much to her disapointment
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  13:59:06  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
so it was back
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:02:16  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
to the drawing board
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:04:00  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
to pick some new
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:12:14  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
numbers. She thought she
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:13:44  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
would win her the
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:37:21  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
big one. Off she
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:45:46  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
went to the shop
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Jan1
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  14:46:43  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but when she got
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jan-rob
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  18:22:52  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
there it was closed
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Posted - 31 October 2007 :  20:22:46  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
so she could not
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Jan1
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  13:18:20  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
put it on. She
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roar of the rovers
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banged on the door
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Jan1
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  14:50:55  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but they told her
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roar of the rovers
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  14:53:27  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
sod off and go
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Jan1
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  14:56:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
and go to the (thought you would of come up with better than SOD)
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  14:59:36  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Spar shop in Corrie (don't think i didn't think about it)
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Jan1
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  15:02:45  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
so off she went (who the hell is SHE?)
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  15:05:37  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
back to the club(don't know her name,do you???)
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Jan1
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  15:09:58  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
for another drink or (no, my computer is about to go down again)
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smoke an happy fag( on who or what may i ask)

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jan-rob
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  16:51:45  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
"Mildred" called the shop
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manager, get your arse
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jan-rob
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  16:55:49  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
back here the lottery
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machine is now working
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  17:02:20  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
who's next mildred yelled
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  17:34:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
me, a voice called
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superkev61
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  21:57:56  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
and said not you
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Posted - 01 November 2007 :  22:49:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
superkev ,you are not
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allowed to play with
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Posted - 02 November 2007 :  12:24:42  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
yourself as it may
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Posted - 02 November 2007 :  13:23:21  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
make you go blind
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Posted - 02 November 2007 :  13:33:56  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
so kev decided to
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Posted - 02 November 2007 :  16:13:40  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
leave it alone and
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superkev61
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Posted - 03 November 2007 :  17:20:54  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
hide his porn mags
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Posted - 03 November 2007 :  20:38:58  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
under the bed,but
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superkev61
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Posted - 03 November 2007 :  22:51:22  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Lisa his wife found
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  05:43:43  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
them and decided to
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superkev61
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  17:13:17  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
look through them just
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  17:22:10  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
in case she knew
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  17:35:59  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
any of the ladies
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  17:49:19  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
that drank in the
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  18:39:53  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
same bar as she
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  18:45:40  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by superkev61

same bar as she



frequented after work on
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  19:24:59  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
most nights of the
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superkev61
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  19:53:24  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
week to get drunk
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  20:58:25  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
Originally posted by superkev61

week to get drunk



and forget all of
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  21:42:30  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
bad results Newcastle have
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Posted - 04 November 2007 :  22:36:12  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
quote:
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bad results Newcastle have



but its only football
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Posted - 05 November 2007 :  08:29:25  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but very funny for
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Posted - 05 November 2007 :  08:33:09  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
us mackems to laugh
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Posted - 05 November 2007 :  13:47:31  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
she then burnt them
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Posted - 05 November 2007 :  20:24:29  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
at the stake,then
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  11:41:06  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
decided to watch Eastenders
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  14:47:29  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
Later that evening when
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  15:39:07  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
someone knocked on the
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  20:40:02  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
front door she had
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  23:18:45  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
just cleaned with her
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Posted - 06 November 2007 :  23:25:26  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
toothbrush ,nailbrush soap and
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  00:14:33  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
mop and bucket with
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  08:14:21  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
lot of stardrops in
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  12:55:54  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
but found that their
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hard work was not
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  15:04:29  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
goig to get rid
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  20:40:51  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
of all the dirt
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holly99
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  21:07:58  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
She decided not to
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  21:31:48  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
bother cleaning up, instead
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Posted - 07 November 2007 :  22:13:15  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
she went to sleep
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Posted - 08 November 2007 :  00:01:37  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
to dream about a
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Posted - 08 November 2007 :  00:11:24  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
lambourgini diablo and
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Posted - 08 November 2007 :  00:12:40  Show Profile  Email Poster  Reply with Quote
a penthouse flat in
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