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Title: Jewish Divorce
Post by: fatherted on May 18, 2018, 22:53:36 PM
A Jewish daughter says to her mother,

"I'm divorcing Nathan.
All he wants is sex, sex and more sex.
My vagina is now the size of a 50-cent piece,
when it used to be the size of a 5-cent piece."

Her mother says ......
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman!
You live in an 8 bedroom mansion!
You drive a $250,000 Ferrari!
You get $2,000 a week allowance!
You take 6 vacations a year and
you want to throw all that away
over 45 cents?"

NOW THAT'S A JEWISH MOTHER !