Lottery

[Paddster]

2 Thai girls asked me if i'd like to go to bed with them,they said it would be just like winning the lottery,i agreed and they were right...We all stripped off and to my horror we had six matching balls.....
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[Banzai]

I asked my new girlfriend what sort of books she's interested in,
 She said: Cheque books