Hi Bob, thought it was about time us legends had a thread to ourselves, where we can talk proper and sensibly without bin interrupted wi cockeneees.
Good luck to Blackburn Bob. Hope you get 3 points mate
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 11, 2018, 07:18:11 AM
Good luck to Blackburn Bob. Hope you get 3 points mate
Brown noser 😂😂
Shooooooooo it's a gentleman's thread ;D
Well Bob, Paul has finally noticed 5 days late, but I suppose that's a result. We are dealing with inferior beings after all ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 12, 2018, 07:58:55 AM
Well Bob, Paul has finally noticed 5 days late, but I suppose that's a result. We are dealing with inferior beings after all ;D
Just seeing how many sarcastic remarks you can get in before my posting Jon 😧😧😂😂
Lol Paul. I'm doing my best :D
well its a snotty southern thing jon they always fink ;) they are better than us
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on August 13, 2018, 16:56:53 PM
well its a snotty southern thing jon they always fink ;) they are better than us
No thinking at all required Bob 😂😂
Bob will be happy after Blackburn thumped Carlisle 5 -1 in the comedy cup
Being a Mancunian I guess that I qualify to be in the club :D :D
Oh yes you definitely qualify Graham ;D
Think some of the ones up top qualify as well
Yes but they are not welcome.
Who let the spiv in ;D
Wouldn`t call Jon a spiv
No and neither would Bob, believe me ;D
cockenee barstools jon ;D ;D
They just want everything us superior northerners have mate
yep just a bunch of sado,s
Correcto
just think they are posh but we know better
Correcto again Bob ;D
not daft us Northerners ;D ;D ;D
They can't spell 'Northerners' though Dave - look at the title of the thread :o
well hes from Yorkshite what ya expect :-[ :-[ :-[
Coal in the bath
If you're from Yarkshire you drop the 't' ;D
What does a dyslexic Yorkshireman where on his head?
A cat flap ;D ;D ;D ;D
Very funny Steve ;D ;D
How much does cockeneeeeee Dave pay for shampoo
Pantene
Is that why they are called hicks 😄
Didn`t notice where instead of wear Jon
Yes Dave but I'm very laid back and just go with the flow
This thread has run out of steam, suppose there is only so much bitching they can do ;D
Should I mention multi profiles and Brexit ;D
That is the domain of general chat and character assassination 😇
I can always bitch about you Tory southern barstools ;)
At least we won`t bankrupt the country like the northern Marxist barstools will
Noticed Brightspark is back up top. Dee must have inspired him.
Waited long enough. Suppose it's up to us observant northerners to recognise Daves latest landmark ??? ::)
Why ;D ;D ;D
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.
Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."
Vet: "Is it a tom?"
Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."
Very funny Steve. Dee won`t get it ;D ;D
I expect you can understand what the new Dr Who is saying Jon
Oh yes. Just started watching it for the first time since Jon Pertwee
This thread has gone quiet
A Bradford couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen.
'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband.
"Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!'
"Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!'
"Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in"
'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'
Very funny Steve ;D
Suppose us observant Northerners had better recognise Steves latest landmark. Bloomin useless cockeneeees ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 16, 2018, 10:30:22 AM
Suppose us observant Northerners had better recognise Steves latest landmark. Bloomin useless cockeneeees ::)
Well spotted Jon 👍👍😂😂
We left it for you so you could have a rant 😄
Not ranting. Just stating fact mi cockeneeeeee chum
To proud to admit their errors Jon ;)
At least use the correct version of to, too and two in our sentences 😀
Don`t be bitter. Ya know we are the observant intellects
Not bitter, just a perfectionist
Stop being pedantic ;D ;D
Got to keep you boys on your toes
You`ll get our toes wrapped in hobnail boots up ya backside if ya don`t behave ;D
You try and raise the standards with intellectual points and get threatened with violence.
Intellectual and southerners isn't that an oxymoron ;D
If I knew what an oxymoron was I'd agree mate ;D
In the Google dictionary:
oxymoron
/ËŒÉ'ksɪˈmÉ"ËrÉ'n/
noun
a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g. faith unfaithful kept him falsely true ).
I've learnt something new! :D
I think Bob picked a bad example 😄
Jon is a lifelong Man City supporter is a very good example ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: Captain Sensible on December 22, 2018, 14:55:44 PM
Jon is a lifelong Man City supporter is a very good example ;) ;D ;D
Life long - he is only three years old then
Good win for Reds, after a minor blip from my boys
Unobservant cockeneeees have struck again
Just ignorant ;D ;D ;D
Will ignore it when you get to 124,000 and let your northern buddy sort it but don`t hold your breath 😄
Well thanks in advance or the 123000 Dave ;D
::) ::) ::) observant cockeneee ;D
They are just plain useless Bob😃
Maybe his syrup slipped into his eyes and he misread the numbers :-[
At least us Northerners all play nicely. Them from Norfolk seem a strange bunch ;D
Don`t compare me to that asshole please
Are you choosing to ignore mate. Very wise
Quote from: DaveW on January 15, 2019, 15:23:51 PM
Don`t compare me to that asshole please
You hate me now but you'll thank me later
Get back oop top ya popular thread has descended into turmoil. Don`t forget the Essex chick is leading with 26 votes
Yet again no southern recognition for Daves 53000. Will give the useless ones until 53020 to get their act together ::) ::)
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
They really are bloomin useless
I`ve done it Bob before he starts sulking ;D
Stiff upper lip me, no snowflake northerner 😎
Only thing that is stiff I've heard ;D
Yeh I've heard he can't even manage a stiff gin and tonic ???
Enjoy a nice glass of G&T
A nice London dry no doubt
Welcome back Bob. I've been outnumbered ;D
Useless cockeneeees yet again
I addressed it as soon as I logged on, started golf at 7:45 this morning so late on parade for the forum
Who is Bob 😳😂
Back ;D ;D
Welcome back my northern comrade
Useless blooming Cockeneeeees missed Pauls 13000
Suppose I'd better do Daves 54th as well. Useless good for nothings
I suppose having to live up there makes you grumpy 😡
Well spotted Jon 😂😂
Dont worry Dee if them useless Cockeneeeees wont recognise the Princess of Essex, us solid reliable dependable Northerners will :-*
Some of us don`t spend all day on our computers or pads.
Neither do us proper grafters
Happy birthday to Bailey the flatulent dog
Good job there's a Northerner around eh Dave
They are always useful
May I apologise Steve on behalf of useless Cockeneeeees. Sorry.
Haven't been on for a couple of days, gave you something to do
Rubbish he hit 51000 on 3rd November. Just admit cockeneeees are useless ;D ;D
Rubbish southerners ;D ;D ;D
We can't help being superior
It`s obviously panto time in cockeneeeland
Pantomime or just pants in cockeneee land
Oh no it`s not
Oh yes it is
Behind you
Is that a southern sexual preference ;)
I suspect it is Bob ;D
Yep I'm thinking it is jon
🐩🐩😂😂
Useless Cockeneeeees missed Steves 52000
Nowt new there then
Theyd have probably missed your 98th as well
Dee has >:(
Do you replace it with an R
Daves rambling again ::)
He hasn't been able to get his medication jon
Aaah yes that must be the reason ;D
This thread needs Charlie to liven it up
I`m busy upstairs but I`ll pop back later
Dont panic mi little Cockeneeeee chum, watching out for your next 23 posts :-*
Getting closer
Must be a Cockeneeeees thing. Ur a bit slow ::)
Too many things to do
9 to go. Come on get a move on ;D
Lads 1 short must be worn out
No one being observant yesterday ::)
Was hoping your fellow Cockeneeeees might have noticed
Many apologies Dee. The useless Cockeneeeees keep missing it ::) ::) ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on October 04, 2020, 10:42:52 AM
Many apologies Dee. The useless Cockeneeeees keep missing it ::) ::) ::) ::)
😳😳🤣🤣
We don`t want to spoil it for you Jon
Hope Dees not sulking
I`ll let you all off ;D
I hope they know how lucky they are to get your forgiveness :-* :-* :-*
I think pets should be neutered, some without anaesthetic
Well said Dave. I think. ;D
I think a buffalo should be ,defo ;D ;D
Well said Bob ;D ;D
Very observant Dave. Proud of you ;D
Who's doing Pauls epic 16000 posts Bob? His useless Cockeneeeeemates obviously haven't noticed.
After much discussion between Bob and myself the trustworthy, reliable,dependable Northerners have decided to make Pauls 16000 post a joint effort. I wrote the words and Bob the forum legend did the colouring in. Enjoy Paul.
Many thanks to our observant northern colleagues 🤣
Aren`t northerners full of number two 💩
Now now Dave no need for gutter language ;D
ATTENTION WARNING FOR USELESS SOUTHERNERS.
If im not around. Dee and Paul are approaching landmarks.
Well spotted Jon 👍
When I was on yesterday I noticed that Dee was close to a new landmark as Paul is today.
Think Paul's teasing us ;D ;D
Dont worry Bob you can rely on a Yorkie
I knew you'd see it mate it's a Northern thing were not ignorant ;) ;) ;D ;D ;D
Even though the useless southerners have grossly overlooked my good self as a true honest dependable Northerner i will rise above the snub and behave in a dignified manner and acknowledge Paul's latest landmark.
Well done Jon, we knew we could rely on you 🤣🤣
Happy new year to all fellow drossers. I hope everyone has a great 2022
Happy new year drossers!
Thank you admin and a very happy new year to you
Happy 1022nd birthday to admin from all us drossers ??? ???
Ya all useless. What must our Captain be thinking
Ummmmh ::)
Presuming in my absence the Cockeneeeees were a tad late
As I've lived in Yorkshire for 5 weeks, can I now post on this thread :P
Yes you certainly can. Ive made you an honorary Yorkshireman ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2022, 09:51:03 AM
Yes you certainly can. Ive made you an honorary Yorkshireman ;D
Thank you Jon :) I went to Bradford on Saturday as well, and then on to Queensbury where we picked up our new dog.
Jeez youve not seen the best bits then :)
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on September 26, 2022, 13:33:12 PM
Jeez youve not seen the best bits then :)
Yes he has he was driving home,the best bit is the road out ;D ;D ;D
The bits I saw of Bradford weren't too bad. I'd never been there before.
Its certainly far better than Blackburn ;)
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2022, 05:13:19 AM
Its certainly far better than Blackburn ;)
;D
Not many places worse ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2022, 18:53:46 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2022, 05:13:19 AM
Its certainly far better than Blackburn ;)
;D
Not many places worse ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I've got it to look forward to in the future when the Leeds & Liverpool Canal is fully navigable again after the water shortage ends.
Quote from: Captain Sensible on October 03, 2022, 17:42:35 PM
Quote from: Elite of the forum on October 02, 2022, 18:53:46 PM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2022, 05:13:19 AM
Its certainly far better than Blackburn ;)
;D
Not many places worse ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I've got it to look forward to in the future when the Leeds & Liverpool Canal is fully navigable again after the water shortage ends.
Canals plenty of water in the East Lancashire area nowt but rain for days
Bingleys five rise locks will test your skills Steve
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 18, 2022, 21:03:25 PM
Bingleys five rise locks will test your skills Steve
I went down the Bingley 3 rise and 5 rise earlier in the Summer on a friend's boat. They have volunteer lock keepers on so it's relatively easy.
After being closed since July they are opening up for a 2 week period to allow boats to get to where they want to.
We are staying in the Skipton area until next year.
Skipton is a place we go quite often. Have you done the castle walk yet?
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 20, 2022, 06:41:09 AM
Skipton is a place we go quite often. Have you done the castle walk yet?
Yes., and up through Skipton Woods. Skipton is very popular - there's always lots of visitors.