Older woman

[Budgie]

I ended up with an older woman at a club last night.

She looked OK for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all,
and I found myself thinking that she probably had a hot daughter.

We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then
she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double.

'What's that?' I asked.

'It's a mother and daughter threesome' she said.

'No.' I said, excitedly.

We drank a bit more, and then she says that 'tonight was my lucky night'.

We gulped down the last of the drinks and headed back to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: 'Mum! You still awake?'

[Kenny Carr]

Very Good Budgie []