Subject: FW: Yes ....Old men may walk slowly but they think fast
An elderly man in Queensland owned a large
property.He had a dam in one of the lower paddocks where he had planted
mango and avocado trees.
The dam had been fixed up for swimming when
it was built and he also had some picnic tables placed there in the shade of
the fruit trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the dam to
look it over, as he hadn't been there for a while.
He grabbed a ten litre bucket to bring back
some fruit. As he neared the dam, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of
young women skinny-dipping in his dam.
He made the women aware of his presence and
they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, 'We're not
coming out until you leave!'
The old man frowned, 'I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the dam naked.'
Holding the bucket up he said, 'I'm here to feed the crocodile.'
Moral: Old men may walk slowly, but they can
still think fast.
LOL,brilliant :D :D :D