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Offline fatherted

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The dentist
« on: May 07, 2018, 19:18:06 pm »


A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.The man said to the
dentist, "Doc, I'm in one heck of a hurry. I have two buddies sitting
 out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the
anesthetic, I don't have time for the gums to get numb. I just want
you to pull the tooth, and be done with it!  We have a 10:00 am tee
time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already... and I
don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "Well, well, at last a golfer with
real nerve!!"
 So the dentist asks him, "Which tooth is it sir?"
 The man turned to his wife and said,  "Open your mouth, honey,  and
show the  dentist."

Offline Swordy

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Re: The dentist
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2018, 19:51:17 pm »
Another cracker  ;D