A chinese wedding

[Johnrgby2]

 young Chinese couple get married. She's a true China virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers in her thin sheer nightie under the silky satin sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness of the room. She does not know what to expect really.

He slides into bed next to her and tries to be reassuring, gentle and supportive.

'My darring,' he whispers, 'I know dis you firss time and you berry flighten. I promise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - juss anyting you want.. you juss ask. Whatchu want?' he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her..

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually very shyly whispers back, 'I want to try someting I have hear about from odda girls... Numbaa 69.'

More thoughtful silence from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her....  'You want...... Garlic Chicken wifri mushroom