Jon :P Getting in a hump :P :-*
Lol I ain't got a hump in me ;D
Not possible to laugh tonight :( :( :(
You lot moaning ::) :P
Looking at myself this morning in the mirror, got to lose 1 stone in 5 weeks before we are back in Caleta.... >:(
Finally getting things sorted on here
Being a demigod again
You were always a demigod to me ;D
I see that you are the moderator, are you responsible for Can?
It would appear to be the case ;D Part of my chats to admin, they can't be here as much as I obviously can ;D
Steve Davis falling in the water :P
Had to turn it off. Miserable punters :(
He was getting ready for his trial and fell into the water before it even started :P
I like Steve Davis. Joey will win, but David is my outsider
Yeah...I think Joey will win too :P
Vincent to go tonight
No....I like him ;D
might be Matthew
Quote from: RONNIE THE BULL on December 03, 2013, 21:37:24 PM
might be Matthew
Yeah...he can go ;D...theres 2 going tonight :P
oh let me know who :-* :-*
Did you write the script?
Matthew and Vincent :P
Very Funny Dee, now tell the truth ;D
They are both out :P
OK then, you must think us northerners are a bit thick ;D
You predicted that very well ;D...give yourself a gold star :-*
Please Dee, tell me who it was :-* :-*
Quote from: RONNIE THE BULL on December 03, 2013, 22:00:40 PM
Please Dee, tell me who it was :-* :-*
Would I lie to you? :-*
yes you seem abit mischievous tonight. Must be because you're on holiday :-*
No...straight up...they are both out ;D
Really. should have put money on it ;D
A chap called R on Steve's forum
Too early
Not much
Some of the thinks that the children were coming out with when I played Santa this morning
Have them kids plied you with sherry Dave ;D
I wish, they were aged from 4 to 9 very amusing.
Who, them or you ;D
When I asked one girl what she wanted for Christmas she said a new brother. The teacher asked if her mother was expecting, she said no but she hated her brother and wanted him replaced.
it's what makes Christmas to me . Just not the same now mi kids are grown up, and no sign of any grandkids.
England's cricketers
Everton getting a late equaliser
Roar being called "Sir" ;D :-*
Bob walking 8 miles for a brew
The thought of the air quality at Jon's golf club after the Brussels have been digested
;D ;D its not right good at the best of times
Sounds like a job for elf n safety ;D
PMSL what job aint these days ;D
Jon cleaning the pots after the sprout effect and I don't mean cooking pots :o :o :o
Very funny Can, you always make me chuckle ::) ::) ;D
I'll bet you weren't chuckling having to clean out the sprout pots, more like chocking ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Daves Irish jokes ;D ;D ;D
Q. Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose?
A: They couldn't close his casket
not as good as Daves ;D
Roar on the "how are you feeling thread" ;D
That's it, kick a man when he's down ;D
Bernie, denying she's dying after last nights party :P :P :P
Bob doing his impression on Christmas cheer ;D
Still laughing at the Liverpool Spurs result :D :D :D
My son in law and 2 grandsons are oh so happy.
Avb 54% win rate and sacked
Just noticing Glen bought Jons card in last night ;D
Thanks Jon :-* :-* Love to you all :-* :-*
Have a great Christmas :-*
Did you break the forum Dave ;D
Geoff boycott ranting
Someone talking to me and they had their jumper on back to front and they didn`t even realise :P
what a silly billy, bet they were embarrassed when they realised ;D
Going into work late ;D
Off to pantomime tonight. Aladdin this year ;D
Oh no you're not ;D ;D
Got my new date, not too long to wait
Great stuff.
Daves Droop ;D ;D
Don't start spreading such nonsense, they will believe it ;D
All the xmas stuff 50% off already
Has Dave got brewers droop ?,
Surely can't be right, he doesn't drink that much AND he's not a Northener
(http://www.ozmusicbooks.com/prodimg/N/n.d.cult.JPG)
Right there can ;D
Think I had it last night ;D ;D
Thong man in the Exodus add
Yep Bright spark at his best ;D
Nothing, cause we had that wet stuff all flipping day
Getting up at 5 instead of 6 ::) ::) :P
Too early
The missus, when leahla turned up on Emmerdale
Nowt yet
Bloody eastenders on now, what a load of horse manure
Yeh im watching catch up tv from holiday time
My wife is really pleased with me at Christmas, it's the only day that I spend in the kitchen, preparing the vegetables and doing the washing-up.
I've been lucky so far, she hasn't connected this with the fact that her bleedin mother only visits at Christmas.
Only invited the mother in law round once for xmas ,she broke a glass door cost hundreds to replace she got a permanent red card ;D ;D ;D
Ha ha ha
Mrs Brown's boys
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on December 25, 2013, 22:33:33 PM
Mrs Brown's boys
Fantastic tonight, have you ever seen it live on stage Jon ?
No I've not Can. Bet its really good.
You need to go to the same show at least twice because you will be laughing so hard you will miss the next gag.
Also they throws in one line wobblers to each other to catch them out, a bit like last nights show there were a few in there.
Do you know who the cast are and their relationships with each other ?
Yeah I think so :-\
England cricket 226-6 a joke
Certainly is Bob
Cricket is a joke, bunch of idiots running round like headless chickens
Don't mention chickens ;D ;D
Why what happened the chickens ?
Ask Bob ;D
Ayah you mean the Venkys chickens !
Watching David Blain doing his magic, he's brilliant
Finally finishing the turkey
Ours finished yesterday
England's cricketers again
just garbage
Lose by 10 wickets my prediction
went down for a cuppa at 3am, turned the cricket on England were 82 for 1, before I had a chance to drink any they had lost 3 wickets. I turned to another channel before I could do any more damage.
Cockeneees jinxing things again then ;D
Yes I am poison when it comes to test matches
Yeah but we still love ya :-*
Nowt
Cricketers again, best joke ever.
England beaten by Australia in fourth test as they face Ashes whitewash
http://www.independent.ie/sport/other-sports/england-beaten-by-australia-in-fourth-test-as-they-face-ashes-whitewash-29873041.html (http://www.independent.ie/sport/other-sports/england-beaten-by-australia-in-fourth-test-as-they-face-ashes-whitewash-29873041.html)
Jon says "I did carol singing for the first time this Christmas, Dave."
"Yeh? How did it go?" Said Dave
"We wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy New Year." :P :P :P :P
Not Cans jokes that's for sure ;D
Our moderator locking the christmas thread
well done that man ;D ;D ;D
Come on Man United
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 30, 2013, 18:39:55 PM
Our moderator locking the christmas thread
well done that man ;D ;D ;D
Thank you my Leader :-* :-*
Glory glory Man United
Having to get up early
Early finish today ;D ;D ;D
Just for a change ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on December 31, 2013, 07:15:11 AM
Just for a change ::) ::)
Its not about quantity...more quality :P ;D
Couldn't agree more :-*
Nothing mi head hurts ;D
Poor Jon :( :( :(
Spurs beating United again
No way, did they really beat the mighty Red Devils ?
Yep ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
What score ?
2 - 1, it was at Old Trafford
Wow, big win there for Spurs then, well done
I'm not talking about football it bores me now ;D
Poor old Banties
Moyes interview
Not having to work
Just read Woe10's reply in mortgage drama on general chat. Dave you should be ashamed of yourself ;D
I read that. You can get dodgy neighbours wherever you buy a property. Never had a problem with noise on the golf course, the loudest are the Spanish when they have a party but is a nice happy noise.
I mustn't have shanked one by your place then ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 02, 2014, 16:21:05 PM
I mustn't have shanked one by your place then ;D
More likely to have shafted one, 'A young one' :D :D :D :D :D :D
Trust you ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 02, 2014, 16:21:05 PM
I mustn't have shanked one by your place then ;D
Would be hell of a shank to reach my place ;D
Yep I can do good ones ;D
Bought my wife tickets to the Canaries for her birthday.
I can't wait to see the look on her face when I take her to see Norwich.
Having a night off
I was busy taking a crapp at work this morning when I thought,"It feels like I've forgotten something."
"House keys?..Nope got it."
"cigarettes?.."Nope got it."
"Wallet?..Nope got that as well."
"Oh f#$k,I'm still sitting in my office chair."
Stop Editing my posts Jon
Cans on pomp tonight
Got a Friday night off
Good, go and bring Lisa shopping to Matalan
Behave ;D ;D
We all know you love shopping in Matalan
Which Matalan do you go to, your spolit for choice
Consett
Matalan - Hermiston Retail Park
DH8 5SB
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:00 - 16:00
Darlington
Matalan - Neasham Retail Centre Neasham Road
Dl1 4PF
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Durham
Matalan - Dragonville Lane Belmont
DH1 2WP
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Gateshead Central
Matalan - 137 High Street
NE8 1EJ
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 18:30
Sunday: 10:00 - 16:30
Hartlepool
Matalan - Unit 1 Anchor Retail Park Marina Way
TS24 0XR
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Killingworth
Matalan - The Killingworth Centre Citadel West
NE12 6YT
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Middlesbrough
Matalan - Cleaveland Retail Park Skippers Lane
TS6 6UX
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Newcastle
Matalan - Unit 1 Belvedere Ret Pk Brunton Parkway
NE3 2PA
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 08:30 - 20:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 17:00
Stockton
Matalan - Bridge Road Retai l Park Parkfield Road
TS18 3AY
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 19:00
Sunday: 10:30 - 16:30
Sunderland
Matalan - Pallions Retail Park Woodbine Terrace
SR4 6TY
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 20:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 20:00
Sunday: 11:00 - 17:00
Sunderland Clearance Store
Matalan - Unit 1 Hylton Riverside Retail Park
SR5 3XG
Tel: 0845 330 3330
Monday - Friday: 09:00 - 18:00
Saturday: 09:00 - 18:00
Sunday: 11:00 - 17:00
A seven year old boy was at the centre of a courtroom drama today when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of the boy.
The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there.
When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him.
Custody was yesterday granted to Bradford City football club as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
Matalan Eccleshill Bradford
I suppose your car knows its way there automatically ;)
Red bull may give you wings, but whiskey gives you balls.
England's cricketers yet again
Mrs brekkie
Butterbeans and cheese on toast
Forum crashing
England cricket team
same here
Nowt yet. Just going to check cricket score ;D
Only lost by 281 runs, things are improving ::) ::)
good effort that jon ??? ??? ??? ???
Definitely Bob a vast improvement ::) ??? ::)
Can viewing the topic ARCHERY. Jeez who'd let him loose with a bow and arrows ;D
A prostitute lives near me with a bird of prey and a man, who vacuums at night, listening to 80s pop. Whore, kestrel, man hoovers in the dark...
Morning Can ;D ;D
Gemma Collins is on the new series of Splash.
It's ironic that she is on a show nicknamed 'TOWIE' when she's got an ar$e the shape of a tug boat.
ya rambling again old boy
West Ham
And England cricket team
And Man United
And Leeds
Defo Man Utd ;D
Manchester United have opted to support an 'Abused Husband' charity during 2014. "We can relate to men getting battered at home" said a club spokesman.
General chat thread: New Topic: Britain.Forum.co.uk
Its unbelievable ain't it.
Quote from: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 09:13:24 AM
General chat thread: New Topic: Britain.Forum.co.uk
I agree ;D...and they reckon we talk rubbish ::) ::)
We might do, but we're all mates on here,I've learnt far more about fuerte from you guys.
Four electricity workmen outside looking at the telegraph pole that we thought they would be replacing...oh how wrong can you be? ??? ??? ::)
Four does seem a lot ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on January 07, 2014, 07:01:33 AM
Quote from: DaveW on January 06, 2014, 09:13:24 AM
General chat thread: New Topic: Britain.Forum.co.uk
I agree ;D...and they reckon we talk rubbish ::) ::)
I refuse to comment on any of this bullish, racist and otherwise offensive threads. There are a number of bad eggs on that section.
I've posted are you a man or a mouse ;D
I have posted on one of the others, I think they should set up a separate section for them to voice their opinions and comments
Let you off them. Have you got my 2nd PM
Yep, we'll just have to wait to hear from him
Too early
Sid Vicious, supporting Can on buying a property thread.
I was shocked when I read that former Aston Villa midfielder Thomas Hitzlsperger, who won 52 caps for Germany has revealed he is gay.
That's incredible; an Aston Villa player getting 52 caps.
Sid Vicious ;D
Reading some other threads in the grown up section ;D
Don't say you've gone. Got up at 7
Don't you be laughing Dave
Work colleague passing her driving test ;D..I better pass on some of my tips ;D
Can't believe Dee spotted dunas Caleta already ;D ;D :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 22:19:37 PM
Can't believe Dee spotted dunas Caleta already ;D ;D :-* :-*
You should know by now that not much gets past me ;D..anyway..get your butt over in July and I`ll get you the room next door :P 8)
Wish I could, but its our busiest month :'( :'(
What excuse will you use when we are living there? ::) ;D
Its not an excuse, it would be really good to see you. Hurry up and get over there :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 22:50:55 PM
Its not an excuse, it would be really good to see you. Hurry up and get over there :-*
I`ll hold you to that :-* I could pick you up from the airport :o ;D
Yes please. I've never been in a blue beemer ;D. :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 22:57:59 PM
Yes please. I've never been in a blue beemer ;D. :-*
Don`t think she`ll be coming over with us ::) I`ll come on my Segway :P
Pmsl. Very witty. It might be a tight squeeze :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 09, 2014, 23:07:40 PM
Pmsl. Very witty. It might be a tight squeeze :P
You`ll have to hold on tight ;D
Oh I will :P ;D :-*
Seeing my bestie online before I get ready for work ;D :-*
Seeing my Beastie twice in 12 hours :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 10, 2014, 06:58:24 AM
Seeing my Beastie twice in 12 hours :-* :-*
Jon into beastality with Dee, must be Bailie he's having it with :o :o :o :o :o :o
oops, that predictive text. Hope my Princess forgives me :-[ :-[
She will probably get out that cane or whip of hers and give you a good thrashing :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
That's good then :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Perv, you'd enjoy that ;D ;D ;D
Sure would ;D
Puncheon's penalty
Sex is like a jigsaw.
You can do it on the floor, but it's so much better on the table.
Nowt yet
Thousand of Essex Mothers are desperately trying to get hold of their daughters after the BBC announced "Sharon has died".
England getting thrashed so far
Nothing new there then ;D
See the TV program Benidorm is taking some stick on general chat ::) ::)
No, not been over there today.
Mind you the missus was watching some crapp on the telly the other night about Brits going on holiday to Sunny Beach in Bulgaria, now that was pure crapp. Fellas putting fireworks up their asses and letting them off, young ones trying to get laid.....
Yeah I saw that, it was terrible
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 12, 2014, 09:00:36 AM
See the TV program Benidorm is taking some stick on general chat ::) ::)
Just had a look couldn't see anything :(, maybe I looked at it before and not paid any heed.
Missus watches it, I don't
I did a bit for this series in Oct if you remember. Everything I do they take the proverbial out of ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 12, 2014, 09:30:42 AM
I did a bit for this series in Oct if you remember. Everything I do they take the proverbial out of ;D ;D
Were you acting, directing or behind the camera ?
Where do the England cricket team stay when they are playing in South Africa?
With their Mums and Dads!
They're arguing again at the top end ;D
Pardew's rant at Pellegrini
Aye it was funny ;D
Hope our Trumpy ain't ridiculed at the top of the board for calling Lynda a he ;) ;) ;)
oops - fixed it now. Have now ;)
Did you hire a beach sunbed whilst in Caleta
No mate they are stupid prices and I should have been born in Yorshire ;D I like to go it the stone circle at the end of the Atlantica beach. I want one of those folding sunbeds that can be a chair or a bed but can't find one. Next time I see someone on the beach with them I will have to ask.
By the way, you missed a he ;D ;D
Allowed to drive again ;D ;D
well just take it easy ;D
Had to, the gaffer was with me
Its only because we care ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
Allowed to drive again ;D ;D
Did Dave reply to my help of driving him around? :P
Think I missed that.....
Quote from: dee-dee on January 14, 2014, 16:36:37 PM
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
Allowed to drive again ;D ;D
Did Dave reply to my help of driving him around? :P
Think I missed that.....
I missed the original post, gutted :(
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 16:38:25 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on January 14, 2014, 16:36:37 PM
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 11:07:37 AM
Allowed to drive again ;D ;D
Did Dave reply to my help of driving him around? :P
Think I missed that.....
I missed the original post, gutted :(
Lol...Jon would say you were saved from my road rage :P
You certainly was Dave ;D
I don't get road rage any more, not good for the blood pressure
You stay calm bud ;D
Well chilled ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 17:11:27 PM
I don't get road rage any more, not good for the blood pressure
I don`t get road rage...I just don`t like people who dither and rude people ::)
Think that's road rage ;D
It's the Chelsea tractor drivers that annoy me they think they own the Pardew road ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 14, 2014, 17:55:48 PM
Think that's road rage ;D
No..getting out and shouting at them would be road rage ;D
Take a tablet Dave, leave Cans tractor alone ;D
Quote from: DaveW on January 14, 2014, 17:58:43 PM
It's the Chelsea tractor drivers that annoy me they think they own the Pardew road ;D
And so they should, they paid their £5 Annual road tax ;D ;D ;D
You lot on the angry thread ;D ;D
Nothing too early.
Blackburn go 3-0 down so Man city bring Aguerro on and go 4 down
That bloke on the Place in the Sun yesterday...what a k n o b :P
Well they were from Essex ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 16, 2014, 07:24:32 AM
Well they were from Essex ::)
Oh yeah...just remembered that ::) ::)
Thought you must have forgotten :-* :-*
The Essex mafia ganging up on poor Ron on BS's thread
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 17, 2014, 07:23:10 AM
The Essex mafia ganging up on poor Ron on BS's thread
Thought a hard skinned Northener could hack it :D
Oh I can mate ;D
internet being fixed ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 17, 2014, 07:23:10 AM
The Essex mafia ganging up on poor Ron on BS's thread
Man up Jon ::) ;D
Don't want to :-* :-*
Pint of ale 3-10 avin a larf. 1002
Nothing
Cans joke for a change
Dross meet up thread
Yes its getting silly ;D
I was at the match last night, and on my way back from the jacks, there was a babe walking in front of me with the most beautiful bubble butt, and skin tight leggings that even a blind man could read her lips.
She was gorgeous, and her bubble butt was very tasty, not like them big fat american ones.
Missus didn't catch me admiring the view :P :P :P
Pervert ;D
You would have loved her, I should have taken a photo, you could see her thong VPL in the leggings, and you could balance a pint on the BB ;D
Go get yourself a cold shower ;D ;D
You could hang the shower hose between the BB cheeks ;D
shoooooo and take your medication ;D
Maybe I should join Reggie's brigade then ?
No we'd miss you
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Too early
Wife snoring
Fantasy football
It's the spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a ducktail hairdo. At the front door Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in.
'Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?' he says.
'That's cool.' says Bobby.
Peggy Sue''s father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in movie.
Peggy Sue's father responds, 'Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it.'
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, 'Whaaaat?'
'Yeah,' says Peggy Sue's father, 'Peggy Sue really likes to screw; she'll screw all night if we let her!'
Bobby's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear as he mentally revises the night's plans. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, 'Have a good evening, kids!'
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: 'Dammit, Daddy! The twist! It's called the twist!!'
Think that one should be in your jokes Can
Winging Man U supporters comments on the Chelski match
Its great to hear them whinging ;D
Openiing the wrong valve on my brother in laws boiler and showering him in dirty water instead or filling it ;D ;D ;D
A dying Gypsy grandfather was on his death-bed when he called his children to his side. He said, "My children, be kind to and watch over the Jews."
"Why should we?" asked one of his perplexed children.
"Because after they're dealt with, we'll be next."
Having a nice lie in
Sam Allardyce
Spending £300 at Morrison's ::) ::)
Getting my new driving licence from DVLA
A nice new picture one eh Dave ;D
already had one of them
Fair enough ;D
David De Gea.
Embarrassing bodies on TV
Man United players going to the Jason Puncheon school of penalty taking
Jon banning himself for Thursdays and Fridays
Not having the will power to not dross for 48 hours
Potash having go at Bluefox for asking who the hell Paddy was, and Bluefox giving as good back as he got. :D :D :D :D :D :D
http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=17630.msg343244#msg343244 (http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=17630.msg343244#msg343244)
Will go have a look ;D
Lol aren't they stupid up there. So why did Paddy leave anyhows ;D
No one knows for sure. he's sadly missed tho a proper character, great sense of humour.
Its a shame, I miss his humour. :(
me too :'( :'(
Hope he is OK I never saw any posts that suggested he was leaving the forum
I tell you Jon, I miss Kat also, I will give her and Nev a call when Im over in March. Shame she gave up drossing.
yep me too.
Having said all that. I'd have had a lot of moderating to do ;D ;D
Quote from: Trumpy on January 24, 2014, 15:39:48 PM
Hope he is OK I never saw any posts that suggested he was leaving the forum
He had a bit of a family tradgety and we never seen or heard from him after that :'(
He might have eloped with Kat
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 24, 2014, 15:45:38 PM
He might have eloped with Kat
I doubt it, he probably woudl have stood her up ;D
They'll be happily sipping tea on a deserted island ;D
Maybe Paddy, but NOT our Kat, she likes her beer's, wines, cocktails...... 8)
will text Kat closer to our holiday
Yea, do that herself, Nev, Nelly and Jody might go up and meet up with you again.
would have thought Nelly is dying to do our Karaoke duet ;D
I'd like to see that
nowt
Cheer up Bob ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 24, 2014, 15:56:58 PM
would have thought Nelly is dying to do our Karaoke duet ;D
I don't think so, she told me all about your out of tune singing, actually she told me it was more like crowing :P :P :P
rubbish, we brought the house down ;D
I heard that all right, I think it had something to do with the mass exodus and people hitting off the wooden pillars that brought the house down :P :P :P
we were fantastic ;D
Check out 112 over on Questions Voldemort has given them a roasting, and rightly so.
I have been looking. its pathetic. ;D
All because potash asked about paddy, gee, all this furore over a Leeds man :o :o :o
They are very childish up there ;D
Not much
Too early
Singer Glen Campbell has severe alzheimer's disease.
His family have said he's getting cards and letters from people he don't even know.
Quite funny that ;D
My car passing it MOT ;D ;D
The cars not got a name then yet ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 27, 2014, 23:57:56 PM
The cars not got a name then yet ::) ::)
Yes...she is called Budjie ;D
Hols budjie ::) ::)
Was supposed to say hola
Have you been watching celeb BB
Yeah...have you?
Not seen any. Heard its been a bit raunchy
Oh yes :o....it was supposed to of finished last week...but because it was so good they extended it and the finals tonight ;D
Jim Davidson to win ;D ;D
Good old Jim, people say I look like him ;D
Can't stand BB or Jim Davidson
Jon's sex change, he is quite a looker now
Thanks Dave, it is easier on the eye, don't you like ;D
Waking up early
Just found out I can Dross on mi new till ;D ;D ;D MARVELLOUS ;D ;D ;D
Jose's assessment of West Ham football and big Sam's response
Priceless wasn't it Dave ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 30, 2014, 13:44:48 PM
Just found out I can Dross on mi new till ;D ;D ;D MARVELLOUS ;D ;D ;D
Classic everyone will think you are working when really you wasting time with us ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nothing will change then ;D ;D
Why you got a Chaz Dingle as your Avatar mate
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on January 29, 2014, 08:08:23 AM
Good old Jim, people say I look like him ;D
Thought you looked like Tom Cruise? ::) ::)
The beer festival in the wool pack tonight
You have to look at this link. The pictures are about 2/3 down the page, let them play they are hilarious
http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/ (http://viralious.com/2013/12/29/9-people-you-wont-believe-actually-exist/3/)
very funny Can.........better than ya jokes ;D
Picking Rooney as mi Captain.Have made better decisions
Toure's pass to Anichebe for WBA Equaliser
Nowt yet
nothing here either
Mi car won't start
Fulham, they are useless - I expect they will beat my lot though
Can getting a blasting from ZZ at the top of the board. Get stuck in Can ;D
Saw that, they do get touchy up there
Get stuck into him Can. Dave and I are right behind you ;D
I don't think ZZ's response is worthy of a reply from me, I would only be lowering myself to his level, lower than a snakes b0lli# ;)
you do right Can just ignore them upstairs
Get stuck in Can, ya wimp ;D
They read dross threads, let's see do we get a reaction to my post above ;D
I've sent Misskatelee a pm inviting her over to dross to post her question on our sticky
Well done Can. We'll all help her ;D
I got thrown out of my local pub quiz last night for my 'inappropriate answers'
In my defence the question was "Where do women mostly have curly hair"
Apparantly the answer is Africa
Jeez that's an old un ;D
Daves comment about Jon ;D
He's losing the plot ;D
Dee looking at UK pensioners thread
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 05, 2014, 23:11:45 PM
Dee looking at UK pensioners thread
Oi...nosey :P I`ll read anything ..me :P
Thought you were looking for Dave ;D
Considering we are both in the same town...I wouldn`t have to look far ;D
Or was that reference to his age ::)
No not at all, I wouldn't be cruel to Dave, my second favourite cockeneeee
Thats alright then,cos we might have to send the boys round ::) ;D
Not the Chelsea pensioners I hope
Here they come after you Jon ;D ;D ;D
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/evansniger/Facebook/Old%20Aero/383932_10150516072473305_549973304_8864164_497882897_n.jpg)
Was thinking more Grant and Phil :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 05, 2014, 23:33:42 PM
Not the Chelsea pensioners I hope
I can kick your Yorkshire butt ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on February 06, 2014, 07:02:52 AM
Was thinking more Grant and Phil :P
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu120/cliffleo/mcfadden3.jpg)
Quote from: Can the Man on February 06, 2014, 00:22:42 AM
Here they come after you Jon ;D ;D ;D
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c361/evansniger/Facebook/Old%20Aero/383932_10150516072473305_549973304_8864164_497882897_n.jpg)
Middle one must be Dave, he's got a golfing brolley ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 06, 2014, 19:09:00 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 05, 2014, 23:33:42 PM
Not the Chelsea pensioners I hope
I can kick your Yorkshire butt ;D ;D
Yorkshire Butt ;D ;D ;D(http://i1152.photobucket.com/albums/p490/cricketphotos1/Cricket%20Photos/2009%20Somerset%20Cricket%20Photos/Somerset%20v%20Yorkshire%20LVCC%20from%2030th%20June%202009/ArulSuppiah6runs.jpg)
Liverpool beating Arsenal 4-0 after 20 mins.
Great result 5 - 1.
Good luck to the mighty Spurs
Spurs stealing the points today
Man u supporters faces when Fulham equalise in last minute of injury time ;D ;D
If Cardiff get relegated PremierBluebird will have to change his/her name to ChampionshipBluebird
Very funny Dave ;D
Did you see the Man U match yesterday, best laugh I had for ages ;D ;D
Even more the comments on the Sky website from their 'supporters' after the match ;D ;D
Yeah I did. Hilarious.
when i got an early valentines present in the post ;D ;D
I'm glad you got it ;D
You'll upset Dee :o :o
thankyou ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
Anything for a Lancashire lass ;D ;D ;D :-*
aww that made me laugh to ;) ;)
Where is Dee when you need her?
Hanging the washing out ;D
You have a point there ;D :-*
Too wet to do anything
Lovely here now
Bob losing 4 points, cos West Brom equalised ;D
Lloris rubbishing Arsenal rumours
Hope it don't put him off keeping a clean sheet tonight ::)
Nothing today yet
Poor old Can
Sounds under the weather
Bailey keeps farting and waking himself up...and then looking around to see where the noise came from :o ;D
And it bloomin` well stinks ::) ::)
Dee get one of those air freshners and tie it to his tail :D
Getting back on dross
my boyfriend nipping home on his lunch hour with some bottles of wine for our date night later :-* :-* ;D
Getting the all clear from the hospital, will be on the plane to Fuerte next Wednesday
Sound Dave thats great news
Quote from: DaveW on February 14, 2014, 14:56:52 PM
Getting the all clear from the hospital, will be on the plane to Fuerte next Wednesday
Good stuff Dave, get out there and get some sun on ye.
Great news mate
Yes, and I should be able to start to swing a club soon but not a full swing for another 6 weeks. So should be playing in April
Didn't realise you ever had a full swing ;D
Cheeky ;D
I'll have to have a sneaky look when your playing at Fuerte ;D
My swing is just like Rory's
Rory of the rovers I presume ;D
Roar being tight ::) ;D
Thrifty Princess Thrifty
Jon a Karaoke expert
They are all tight wads up there ;D
Says Mr Heating allowance
Being told I was a lovely man for pointing out that the cashier had not charged me for my lottery ticket
Dave getting to 20'000 then going AWOL
Dragged into Woodbridge by Mrs W
Poor old thing ;D
Jon picking up Dee on her spelling of Valentine yesterday, waiting for her revenge.
Can's new wife being called Dan. See Emmeroid avatar thread ;D
Nowt much
Ron hammering in his bed
Very funny ::) ::)
Felt like rubbish. Just played best darts of mi life ::)
Snow ploughs in Grand Canaria and Tenerife
http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/42070/daily-news-article.html (http://www.islandconnections.eu/1000003/1000043/0/42070/daily-news-article.html)
Them taking spuds to Fuerte W.T.F is that all about
Quote from: DaveW on February 15, 2014, 15:46:38 PM
Jon picking up Dee on her spelling of Valentine yesterday, waiting for her revenge.
Yeah...whys he got a bee in his bonnet about spelling,just lately? ::) :-*
Waving goodbye to this rubbish weather tomorrow
All the rain in fuerte ;D
It will be wall to wall sunshine with burnt heads 8) 8)
Don't be silly, get your hanky knotted ;D
my daughters face when i just asked her to tidy her room before she goes out with her friends ;D
That's what mum's are for ;D ;D
she needs to earn her pocket money somehow.......but a threat to switch the wifi off helped to ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
you're ruthless task masters in Lancashire ;D
:P :P
Jon chatting up Helen from Wigan - send some bromide up to Bradford
Some idiots I know wanting to do the obvious but knowing it won't work :o
Quote from: DaveW on February 18, 2014, 19:12:08 PM
Jon chatting up Helen from Wigan - send some bromide up to Bradford
Whats this? :o
He's talking nonsense Princess, think its his medication ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 19, 2014, 07:35:49 AM
He's talking nonsense Princess, think its his medication ::)
Poor Dave ::)
Don't feel sorry for him, he is in fuerte. Even if it is the rough part of the island ;D
Bob calling Woe Margret Thatcher
Woe used to have a Margaret Thatcher avatar ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on February 19, 2014, 07:37:35 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 19, 2014, 07:35:49 AM
He's talking nonsense Princess, think its his medication ::)
Poor Dave ::)
Lying little toad, he was giving lt large - he has more front than Brighton ;D
Stepping off the plane into the warm sunshine 8) 8) 8) 8)
Hope you have a great week Dave
Thanks Trumpy, will try
Hello Dave you in a Bar?
No back home now, been up since 1am, had a nice meal finishing with a large brandy so nearly ready for bed
Drunken, randy old cockeneeeee ;D
Not so much of the drunken please ;D
Moderating a certain post of Dave's. He won't mind he's on his jollies ;D
You recon I think I can see the post now it says
Moderator Abuse
I love been abused :P :P ;D
Going to report the moderator to Dee for abuse of power and antagonising a poor old pensioner
LOL Please don't, im frightened of Dee ;D
The fact that Jon thinks 1815 is between 1900 and 2000
Bit of a schoolboy error ;D
Bottle of good Rioja on special offer for €2.39 at Spar
Cheaper than ya Gatwick water ;D ;D
Yep you get some half decent wines very cheap there. Mercodona do a sparkling white for about €2 very quaffable great for BBQ's
Quote from: Trumpy on February 21, 2014, 10:40:50 AM
Yep you get some half decent wines very cheap there. Mercodona do a sparkling white for about €2 very quaffable great for BBQ's
What? for lighting them ;D
A funny picture ive just seen on facebook, never laughed so much, my stomach hurts now ;D ;D ;D ;D
GB's curling team
I read that London is the most populous municipality in the EU and its residents speak more than 300 languages.
What a load of bollix
I can only speak one.
Jon having no clue :P
Having mi princess all to myself :-* :-*
Me making a boo boo :P
I love your boo boo's :P :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 22, 2014, 07:52:26 AM
I love your boo boo's :P :-*
Wait til you see them close up :P
My factor 2 oil is packed and ready to be applied :P :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 22, 2014, 07:57:12 AM
My factor 2 oil is packed and ready to be applied :P :-*
You need something a bit higher than that for July 8)
I'll bring a selection to rub in then :-* :-*
England beating Ireland at Rugby
Cost me £50. But it was worth it. Can where are you ;D
Av had a bit of a telling off at the top of the board. That's it not going there again ;D
unless was a sarcastic laugh then nothing :(
Been offered a brew in M&S
Jon I thought you were going to Matalan, not M&S :P
Went to Matalan first ;D
My boyfriend nipping home because he forgot his dinner....and oh look at that the traffic is shocking so time for a cuppa ;D ;D ;D
Can's advice on coitus interuptus
On what ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 25, 2014, 10:24:15 AM
Can's advice on coitus interuptus
? ? ? Don't know what your on about Dave ??? ??? ???
Think it must be cockeneeee rhyming slang ::) ::)
He was giving advice how to upset my neighbours love fest
My pension was paid today
I think you should just join in ;D
Don't spend it all it once. Avoid the Paradise
Haven't actually seen them, might be two blokes ;D
Bad idea of mine then ;D
watched the hangover 3 earlier :P
You could associate with it, I gather ;D
haha yeah, and Bradley Cooper always manages to cheer me up :P
Yeah thought he was good in American Hustle
Im not looking at his acting skills :-[ :-* :-* :-* :P
Didn't think you were ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P
Getting the washing on the line and all dry ;D Highlight of my day ::)
Words fail me ::) ::) ::)
Thats why you can always hear your washing machine then
Only washes between midnight and 7am, when the electrics cheap ;D ;D :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on February 26, 2014, 16:24:15 PM
Only washes between midnight and 7am, when the electrics cheap ;D ;D :-* :-*
You know me too well ..my sweet :-*
Thank you my Princess :-* :-* :-*
the look on my other half's face when i showed him what engagement ring i would like ;D ;D ;D
(did have one but it split and then i lost part of it so couldnt get it fixed) :o :o ;D
Take it you don't come cheap ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D i just wish i could of got a picture of his face
should have got the kindle fire working ;D
;D ;D ;D still refusing to work
So am i ;D
Finishing work ;D
Me trying to get stuff finished and out of work early
Cooking a roast today for the family ;D And seeing J home :-*
Nowt today, got a busy one
Quote from: dee-dee on March 01, 2014, 06:52:46 AM
Cooking a roast today for the family ;D And seeing J home :-*
Nice bit of roast beef and some youkshire puds with lots of gravy then Dee ?
she loves things from Yorkshire :-* :-*
Smooth talking Kenny using all mi old chat up lines ;D
Me worm joke, told it in the office today everybody loved it and laughed
Think they were just been polite old boy ;D
Never
Just bought 12 Years A Slave in Morrisons.
It's buy one set one free.
jeez enough torture pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease
Did you remove my post from this thread Mr Moderator?
No mate, promise you, what did it say
Saying smooth Kenny with his chat up lines made you look like an amateur
Nope deffo didn't. Wonder which thread you posted it on old boy. Not been drinking again have we ;D ;D
My internet has been playing up today, keeps on dropping out so it was probably when I was posting that one it went down
I find it very difficult to stay in long term relationships.
Even my mother dumped me after nine months.
They are popping up everywhere now
Never read it mate, so don't think it did post. Do it now I thought it was funny, in comparison to Can,s jokes of course ;D
After a few Budweisers, your buds sound wiser.
very pathetic prophetic
Your crush.....
1. You are thinking of that person now.
2. Your smiling cause you know I am right.
4. You never relised that number 3 was missing.
5. Your have just checked.
6. Your smiling again
7. You .. never-knew / Forgot that I spelt 'Relize' wrong.
8. I HAVE JUST WAISTED YOUR TIME STUPID RETADED MAGNETICASISESIt
9. You have a disappointed look on your face.
10. And your smiling again!
11. On number 8 You had to look at The word-'MAGNETICASISESit carefully, It's not a real word.
12. You just looked back
13. Ideot.
14. Your thinking about that word now.
15. You know I'm right .
Seen that before
I've run outa jokes for the moment :'(
There's a program on TV - Yorkshire Steam I think Bob is on it :P
Channel 524 Discovery Turbo on Sky
Yep I've seen it
England winning 1-0 last 10 mins
Now watching a programme about Yellowstone national park
Yogi bear you mean. Jeez Can grow up ;D
That was Jellystone park. ::) ::) ::)
Oh sorry ;D ;D
Yogi as a hero of mine as a kid
Why does that not surprise me ::) ::) ::)
I'll bet yours was Huckleberry hound ;D
Actually mine was Top Cat ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 20:50:25 PM
Your crush.....
1. You are thinking of that person now.
2. Your smiling cause you know I am right.
4. You never relised that number 3 was missing.
5. Your have just checked.
6. Your smiling again
7. You .. never-knew / Forgot that I spelt 'Relize' wrong.
8. I HAVE JUST WAISTED YOUR TIME STUPID RETADED MAGNETICASISESIt
9. You have a disappointed look on your face.
10. And your smiling again!
11. On number 8 You had to look at The word-'MAGNETICASISESit carefully, It's not a real word.
12. You just looked back
13. Ideot.
14. Your thinking about that word now.
15. You know I'm right .
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on March 05, 2014, 20:35:59 PM
I find it very difficult to stay in long term relationships.
Even my mother dumped me after nine months.
PMSL Can at that one.
the other half flapping because he is neally 43 :o :o so i politely pointed out that he had been in school a year before i was born lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :P
Please don't encourage Can, we've to put up with him all the time ;D
Kenny teaching Jon new tricks
Behave Dave, he's copied mi Princess, and you know it ;D
;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) good fun though :-* :-*
That my hospital appointment has been changed to Monday ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D really didn't want to go :o :o :o :o
Is that fiver bet on now ;D
no ;D ;D ;D i'm still off wine, can feel an indian takeaway coming on :-* :-*
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:41:49 PM
Kenny teaching Jon new tricks
Aye Dave he taught me all my naughty tricks. He is a bad man lol
Now he is muscling in on my own wee princess. Is that not greedy and unfaithful to Dee Dee :P
You've either got it or you ain't Kenny ;D
Quote from: Kenny. on March 06, 2014, 15:51:32 PM
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:41:49 PM
Kenny teaching Jon new tricks
Aye Dave he taught me all my naughty tricks. He is a bad man lol
Now he is muscling in on my own wee princess. Is that not greedy and unfaithful to Dee Dee :P
you know i only have eyes for you :P :P :P
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 06, 2014, 15:53:58 PM
Quote from: Kenny. on March 06, 2014, 15:51:32 PM
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 14:41:49 PM
Kenny teaching Jon new tricks
Aye Dave he taught me all my naughty tricks. He is a bad man lol
Now he is muscling in on my own wee princess. Is that not greedy and unfaithful to Dee Dee :P
you know i only have eyes for you :P :P :P
Got him flapping now Helen :-* Big letters is a sign of panicking in case Dee sees this lol
There is only one Proper Princess on here ;D
:o :o :o :o :o
the 3 word story ;D ;D ;D
Very sensitive is Kenny ;D
the sign of a true gent :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 15:58:15 PM
There is only one Proper Princess on here ;D
Ouch thats a bit sore on Helen.
We will need o call her something else then. Hmm Hmm Hmm, can't think of a good one for now?
And he's fully in tune with his feminine side.
What about Queenie ;D
makes me sound like a transvestite :o :o :o
Must admit does a bit ;D
Duchess?
old lol
M'Lady :D
Goddess :-* :-* :-* :-*
Cinderella
Go on then, you can be our little lancy goddess :-
Tinkerbell
Quote from: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 16:17:33 PM
Cinderella
I like that one ;D ;D ;D and she gets a fit prince in the end :P :P
Cinders it is then
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :P :P
Cinders it is then Princess :-* :-*
Hey Cinders, how you doing :-*
I am very well thankyou for asking :-* :-*
Quote from: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 16:25:12 PM
Hey Cinders, how you doing :-*
I am fine Can. And you :-* :-*
I was thinking more Lolita
I'm good, there seems to be a few drossers on this afternoon ;)
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 16:27:20 PM
I was thinking more Lolita
To Late Dave, its been decided, its Cinders from Wigan
and i am very honoured to be christened that name ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on March 06, 2014, 16:27:52 PM
I'm good, there seems to be a few drossers on this afternoon ;)
Kicked off the top boards :D
Don't like playing with them Kenny they are too bitchy ;D
chuffed my hangover has finally lifted ;) ;)
Best section on forum is SOD ;D
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 06, 2014, 16:29:40 PM
and i am very honoured to be christened that name ;D ;D
Good on ya Cinders, your one of us now. Life can only get better, when you next heading to the rock ?
;D ;D ;D 16th August .......ages off :(
I'm off Saturday week - the 15th, can't wait
3 days after I fly out there 8) 8)
you are so lucky, room for a little one in your case :-*
I woudl have Cinders, but I believe your legs are to long ;) ;) ;)
hahaha yeah........get a bigger case then :-* :-*
Sorry hun, traveling with St. Michael, hand luggage only :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 15:58:15 PM
There is only one Proper Princess on here ;D
There you go Dee. See I was completely loyal :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 17:05:55 PM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 06, 2014, 15:58:15 PM
There is only one Proper Princess on here ;D
There you go Dee. See I was completely loyal :-* :-*
I should think so too ;D
Jon = Pinocchio ;D
Its been horrible on here today without you Princess, av needed sick bucket twice :-* :-*
(http://amazingasset.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/14773b2971c73b-43.-Pinocchio.jpg)
Quality Can and Dave, pure dead brilliant.
Pity I have to head off home lol
Cheers Kenny, its been good catching up, I'm heading home now myself.
Good riddance ;D hope ya cars break down ;D
At last we have a picture of Jon
Yeah whatever ;D
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:36:53 PM
At last we have a picture of Jon
I've seen the real one, and they are not that dissimilar :P
I woke up happy :P
Quote from: Can the Man on March 07, 2014, 00:18:23 AM
Quote from: DaveW on March 06, 2014, 17:36:53 PM
At last we have a picture of Jon
I've seen the real one, and they are not that dissimilar :P
Is it that big? :o :o
Jon describing wigangirl and Kenny ;D ;D
I knew you'd understand Dee, that's why we are the special ones :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 07:21:04 AM
I knew you'd understand Dee, that's why we are the special ones :-* :-* :-*
Yeah..you`ve gotta do these things with style ;D :-*
You are dead right Princess. By the way I missed my early morning snog yesterday :-* :-* :-*
Snog?? Thats sounds a bit common ::) :P
Quote from: dee-dee on March 07, 2014, 07:28:59 AM
Snog?? Thats sounds a bit common ::) :P
You need to try a nice lingering sensuous kiss from a handsome Scotsman Dee.
We don't do snogging, yuck! :-*
Jon's pathetic chat up lines, nearly as corny as Can's jokes
Quote from: Kenny. on March 07, 2014, 07:42:50 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 07, 2014, 07:28:59 AM
Snog?? Thats sounds a bit common ::) :P
You need to try a nice lingering sensuous kiss from a handsome Scotsman Dee.
We don't do snogging, yuck! :-*
Can I have one lol :P
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 08:55:21 AM
Quote from: Kenny. on March 07, 2014, 07:42:50 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 07, 2014, 07:28:59 AM
Snog?? Thats sounds a bit common ::) :P
You need to try a nice lingering sensuous kiss from a handsome Scotsman Dee.
We don't do snogging, yuck! :-*
Can I have one lol :P
On its way by e-mail :-* :-* :-*
:-* :-*
You set of no hopers ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 09:42:55 AM
You set of no hopers ;D ;D
I expected much more from a Moderator :D
There is hope in our hearts. That right Cinders :-*
absolutely ;D ;D :-* :-*
Pass that bucket again ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 09:54:49 AM
Pass that bucket again ;D
:D :D you crack me up at times Jon :-*
still chuckling a typing the word (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg)
(http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg)
Works lol
That's proper moderating Kenny ;D ;D. Bet Helen doesn't know who it is ::) ::)
I don't :o
far too young type properly the word f a n n y and see what happens
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 11:41:25 AM
I don't :o
Take a looky here Cinders: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock)
and here: (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) Cradock Cooks For Christmas- Christmas Bird Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1fIj6_lDZ8#)
Get the drift now lol
Will have to type it when on main computer :-*
Showing your age Kenny ;D ;D ;D That makes him at least 75 Cinders :-* :-*
Quote from: Kenny. on March 07, 2014, 11:46:18 AM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 11:41:25 AM
I don't :o
Take a looky here Cinders: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock)
and here: (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) Cradock Cooks For Christmas- Christmas Bird Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1fIj6_lDZ8#)
Well before my time, she looks like the devil lady out of the conjuring horror film :o
Get the drift now lol
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 11:49:03 AM
Showing your age Kenny ;D ;D ;D That makes him at least 75 Cinders :-* :-*
:o :o that's older than my dad :o
She was one not to be messed around with thats for sure.
I am told she was a good cook, but I can only go by what I see on you tube. :D :D
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 11:52:27 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 11:49:03 AM
Showing your age Kenny ;D ;D ;D That makes him at least 75 Cinders :-* :-*
:o :o that's older than my dad :o
He is only saying that Cinders because he is jealous of our fun relationship that he doesn't have with Dee. He only gets to say hi in the morning and sometimes at night. :-* :-*
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 11:51:08 AM
Quote from: Kenny. on March 07, 2014, 11:46:18 AM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 11:41:25 AM
I don't :o
Take a looky here Cinders: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fanny_Cradock)
and here: (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) Cradock Cooks For Christmas- Christmas Bird Pt 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1fIj6_lDZ8#)
Well before my time, she looks like the devil lady out of the conjuring horror film :o
Get the drift now lol
My reply went weird, see she's possessed
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Wondering if Helen has any sisters and if they are upset by the name Kenny has given her
Quote from: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 13:01:48 PM
Wondering if Helen has any sisters and if they are upset by the name Kenny has given her
That name Cinders was given by another secret admirer Dave.I wanted Princess, but was outvoted by a jealous person on here who shall remain nameless.
So in essence, Cinders was thrust upon me :D
He doesn't like competition Kenny ;D ;D
Utter nonsense. The ladies always prefer a yorkshireman with his stick of black pud over a Scotsman and his pipes ;D
What about a cockney with his eels?
Even that's preferable to lump of Haggis ;D
Quote from: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 13:01:48 PM
Wondering if Helen has any sisters and if they are upset by the name Kenny has given her
I like the name cinders lol and I am a twin :-* :-* her name is Carla :-* ha bet you didn't know that
We do now. Is she bonkers as well ;D ;D :-* :-*
Very ;D ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
She is older than me though :o 10 minutes ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 13:11:33 PM
Utter nonsense. The ladies always prefer a yorkshireman with his stick of black pud over a Scotsman and his pipes ;D
Quote from: DaveW on March 07, 2014, 13:17:27 PM
What about a cockney with his eels?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 13:22:45 PM
Even that's preferable to lump of Haggis ;D
What about a Paddy with his tractor ;D ;D ;D ;D
Are you identical then?
No chance Can, unless you get your spuds out ;D
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/MF_698_tractor_24f07.JPG)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 13:49:11 PM
Are you identical then?
No chance Can, unless you get your spuds out ;D
Yes identical, but more different now older, hair colour and a couple other things are bigger ;) ;) ;) ;) :o
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 07, 2014, 14:00:32 PM
Yes identical, but more different now older, hair colour and a couple other things are bigger ;) ;) ;) ;) :o
Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
UU :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 13:31:00 PM
We do now. Is she bonkers as well ;D ;D :-* :-*
F.F.S. Jon tell it as it is mate :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Thought that was been diplomatic ;D ;D
I wasn't offended :-* :-*
Hey guys seen this photo on Luis Silva Fuerteventura Page on Facebook, thought it was worth sharing
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/t1/s403x403/1939940_591803200895124_181213540_n.jpg)
I meant it lovingly Cinders :-* :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Not going to 66000 whilst Cans here. He locks me up too quickly ;D
Come on Jon, one more :P
Single .......
Nothing yet
Nothing
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 08, 2014, 08:59:32 AM
Nothing
Awww come on Cinders it can't be that bad.
Your amongst cyber pals [DROSSERS] now, so look on the bright side. It could be worse :o you could be on the top boards getting all kinds of sh!te thrown at you for answering back to the gang. ;D ;D
Im fine ;D :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 07, 2014, 15:24:57 PM
I meant it lovingly Cinders :-* :-*
You do get CREEPS on the internet don't you! :D :D
You certainly do ;D ;D
Just watched Mrs browns boys ;D ;D
Can's fav programme ;D
Its brilliant ;D ;D ;D
yeah it is funny ;D ;D
That this curry I made is not affecting me at all but 6ft3 boxer can't handle it lol
Ya can't beat Mrs Browns Boys, we have a new one started on Saturday called meet the washes, look it up on YouTube or some of them sites, it's really funny.
Thanks I will do I love that show :-* :-*
Winning £100 at the bingo last night ;D ;D
Well done Dee :-*
Its sunny ;D
Spurs player tying his laces whilst Chelsea scored
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 09, 2014, 08:37:58 AM
Spurs player tying his laces whilst Chelsea scored
I can picture Dave, he'll be going mad ;D ;D ;D
The drossers.
What a team on here eh :D :D :D :D :D
:-* :-* :-* :-*
Read about sheep rustling in Yorkshire, has Jon got anything to do with it?
Behave. Ya laces are undone ;D
This :D
Realising that me and the lovely Kenny will be in fuerteventura at the same time ;)
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 10, 2014, 13:16:35 PM
Realising that me and the lovely Kenny will be in fuerteventura at the same time ;)
Shhhh I said keep it to yourself, no tell the world or Jon even!! ;D :D :D
Or Mrs Kenny? ;D
Quote from: Kenny. on March 10, 2014, 13:30:27 PM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 10, 2014, 13:16:35 PM
Realising that me and the lovely Kenny will be in fuerteventura at the same time ;)
Shhhh I said keep it to yourself, no tell the world or Jon even!! ;D :D :D
:-* :-*
Quote from: DaveW on March 10, 2014, 13:31:56 PM
Or Mrs Kenny? ;D
Kenny usually takes his great grandkids as well ;D
Never :D ;D
Glad that's agreed ;D :-*
:-* :-*
Thank you Cinders :-* :-*
For you :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 11, 2014, 15:12:30 PM
For you :-* :-* :-*
Awww thanks for sticking with me and not jumping ship to The snake in the Grass ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
:o :-* :-*
Jon the snake in the grass, be careful Kenny might give ye a wallop when he is tossing his caber :D :D :D :D :D
Hahahahahaha
Quote from: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 16:48:50 PM
Jon the snake in the grass, be careful Kenny might give ye a wallop when he is tossing his caber :D :D :D :D :D
If I can find it :D
Will this one do Kenny :D :D :D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xV-_zOe5jsU/TPUly_1ZrwI/AAAAAAAAAbc/sgLastOTXAY/s1600/meff%2Bbeefsteak%2Bcopy.jpg)
:o :o
(http://rlv.zcache.com/real_men_toss_caber_tee_shirts-rf6094e47c21342d8902bc1a10c5a760d_804gs_512.jpg?bg=0xffffff)
Very amusing Can ::) ::) ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on March 11, 2014, 16:55:30 PM
Will this one do Kenny :D :D :D
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xV-_zOe5jsU/TPUly_1ZrwI/AAAAAAAAAbc/sgLastOTXAY/s1600/meff%2Bbeefsteak%2Bcopy.jpg)
Perfect size Can. ;) ;)
:o :o marry me lol :-*
Danny laughing at me when I said I wanted a new phone........ His reply was I want doesn't always get :o :o ERM........noted ;D ;D
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 11, 2014, 19:15:19 PM
:o :o marry me lol :-*
Need to join the queue Cinders. I can't be seen to show any favouritism here you know.
Funny I have had 9 offers of marriage since Can put my picture up :D :D :D
Quote from: Kenny. on March 11, 2014, 19:49:15 PM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 11, 2014, 19:15:19 PM
:o :o marry me lol :-*
Need to join the queue Cinders. I can't be seen to show any favouritism here you know.
Funny I have had 9 offers of marriage since Can put my picture up :D :D :D
8 male and 1 female, I believe ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 11, 2014, 21:17:29 PM
Quote from: Kenny. on March 11, 2014, 19:49:15 PM
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 11, 2014, 19:15:19 PM
:o :o marry me lol :-*
Need to join the queue Cinders. I can't be seen to show any favouritism here you know.
Funny I have had 9 offers of marriage since Can put my picture up :D :D :D
8 male and 1 female, I believe ;D
You Feckin guys crack me up. Lol
It was actually 8 women a done guy - you lol
Nothing now. Mi Princess ain't here :'( :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 11, 2014, 22:23:05 PM
Nothing now. Mi Princess ain't here :'( :'(
Where are ya? ::)
@kenny i will always .......... :-* :-* :-* :-*
Kenny likes to blow his own pipe ;D, but Can is the only one who can blow his own bagpipes :D
:o :o show me :-*
Saturday night takeaway that I missed ;D
Sun's shining ;D
Jon missing Kenny's post
Kenny's jokes :-*
I don't miss a thing Can. Just chose to rise above.
kennys jokes slightly better than Can's
I didn't think you would miss it all right, they way that you patrol son of Dross :D :D :D :D
LOL am too busy today :'( :'(
More clients for Boot Hill ?
The new aldi advert for tea bags, brilliant ;D
gone quiet now
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 12, 2014, 19:53:24 PM
gone quiet now
All the clients gone to Boot Hill then Jon :D
Getting the Ok for my hols ;D
Great stuff Dee, get that cross trainer out ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 12, 2014, 21:28:13 PM
Great stuff Dee, get that cross trainer out ;D :-*
Haven`t needed to...been walking..lost 10 lbs so far ;D ;D
well done you :-* :-*
Thanks...maybe I shouldn`t get a new car...and carry on walking ::)
I cant see that happening ;D
You could be right...going to have a look at one tomorrow ;D
Try the Hyundai i40'Dee, great car. I have one 2 years now, really happy with it.
Going to look at a Citroen which is a lot smaller than I`m used too ::)..so will have to see ::)
Think that Hyundai is out of my price range Can...but I like the look of it ;D
Fell asleep in the chair last night watching Towie ;D :-*
The fact that you watch towie lol
Never miss it Helen ::) ::) ;D ;D
;D ;D
This loony bin :D :D
Towie, they are not real Essex people
Quote from: Wigangirl on March 13, 2014, 08:14:47 AM
The fact that you watch towie lol
He watches it cos of me ;D
Going to see my new car ;D
Closest I'll come to seeing mi princess :'( :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 17:24:21 PM
Closest I'll come to seeing mi princess :'( :'(
Just look on my profile my sweet until Fuerte :-*
And I`m nothing like those on TOWIE :P
Good job I nodded off then ;D
Jon throwing a strop because Cinders is getting more attention than him :P
Nonsense Jon don't do strops ;D
Baileys here. Come give me a lick :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 13, 2014, 23:13:05 PM
Baileys here. Come give me a lick :-*
And he would...hes a gentle giant :P
Looks lovely Dee :-*
Quote from: Can the Man on March 13, 2014, 21:59:15 PM
Jon throwing a strop because Cinders is getting more attention than him :P
:o :o
He drinks heavily Cinders, just comes out with nonsense at times. ::) ::)
This mental department of a forum!! Take about "one flew over the cuckoos nest" :D :D :D
Nothing yet
Come here Cinders, I'll make you chuckle :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
I'll tell you a few things about that nasty man Can and his sidekick Kenny ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 14, 2014, 08:07:04 AM
I'll tell you a few things about that nasty man Can and his sidekick Kenny ;D
You on dope or speed today Jon :D :D :D :D :D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
:o :o spill the beans then :-* :-*
Jon remember we signed under oath never to tell about our perversions, drug use and dogging spots - ooops sorry
:o :o :o :o
Quote from: Cinders on March 14, 2014, 08:14:33 AM
:o :o :o :o
Forgotten to take his medication Cinders ;D
Cinders awesome boxing knowledge
I had an assistant ;D
so I gathered ::) ::) :-*
You do realise now he actually thinks I'm interested in it :o
well that's good. you might get that holiday now.
Ask him if Leon and Michael spinks were the first brothers to win the world heavyweight titles. Thatll impress him ;D
He will really think I've finally gone mad ;D ;D
Have to go away in school holidays not possible until summer :(
Quote from: Cinders on March 14, 2014, 12:37:38 PM
He will really think I've finally gone mad ;D ;D
Think he'll have sussed that out already ;D ;D :-*
Especially now I have the proper giggles because I sneezed very loudly and scared the living cr@p out of somebody walking past haha ;D ;D
scared because of a sneeze, cant see him being a good boxer ;D
Caught him by surprise lol
He'll never make a boxer, tell him to take up ballet ;D ;D
:o :o is bigger than me lol
Cinders has been on pomp today ;D ;D
;D ;D :-* :-* prob lost a member now because I laughed at him ;D
just flash a bit of cleavage, he'll come round ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D
works for me ;D ;D
:o :o worth a try :-* :-*
Don't want to lose a member. We've had enough of that ;D
Jon and Helen must have had no work today, they seem to have spent the entire morning drossing
I have had such a hectic day ;D ;D
We've never stopped all day, am shattered ;D
Sounds like you need to go home and take a cold shower, too much testosterone
:-* :-* :-*
How come I edited Helens post. didn't mean to do that sorry
Let you off :-* :-*
Thank you :-*
Everything for some reason can't stop laughing ;D can sense it being one of them days ;D
Nothing got a busy day
Thinking about Jons "little stick" :P :P
Its very nice Dee, mi dog loves it :-* :-*
Just done a quiz to see what my mental age is and mine is 32 ;D ;D
Having a daft conversation about funny words lol
Knowing that I don`t have to walk to work ;D
Mrs wants to go to Scratalan
Not much yet
Quote from: Cinders on March 17, 2014, 13:06:16 PM
Not much yet
Really! Then check out my latest joke :-* :-* :-*
;D ;D that did make me laugh :-*
Nowt its raining
Same here its lashing down
Still nowt
Me neither
bloomin raining again
my first attempt at a passport photo, my Mrs made me re do it
Quote from: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:22:25 PM
my first attempt at a passport photo, my Mrs made me re do it
Where did you get the filler from Dave :P
Everything on here ;D
Quote from: DaveW on March 18, 2014, 15:22:25 PM
my first attempt at a passport photo, my Mrs made me re do it
Are you allowed to wear your syrup on a passport photo?
A girl I used to work with put a picture on Facebook from a works do and I was only 21 :o :o :o scared to share
On my profile temporarily, I'm the middle one have no idea at all who the others are :o :o that was my 21st birthday do know that lol
I'll have a sneaky look ;D
Nice !!!
:o :o
Much better thanks :-* :-* my hair was nicer 16 years ago :o :o :o
Quote from: Cinders on March 19, 2014, 08:28:47 AM
Much better thanks :-* :-* my hair was nicer 16 years ago :o :o :o
So was mine!!
;D :D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-*
This place
A few things
That I've just beat Kenny to 2000 posts ;D
poor old Kenny ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Our Dave's a chuckle
Lots of things ;D
Me too
;D :-* :-*
All cinders no word posts. Reminds me of Paddy
Havnt much to say :-*
Try insulting Bob ;D
That's cruel ;D
He enjoys it ;D
Will have to think of something ;D
Quite a lot of laughs today ;D
Always makes me laugh on here
Used to be really funny when Paddy was here
Where has he gone
No one knows. just disappeared.
Kat disappeared at the same time, not that I am one to start rumours
ooooh Dave, surely not ;D
Good old George, nice budget for us pensioners
aye not bad for mi pension fund either ;D
and you will be able to stash 15 grand in an ISA
aye. Got a maxi one, seems to be doing ok considering
Been a chuckle today
1 day to check in, cant wait need a break ;D
a text i got, of which i can't repeat ;D ;D ;D
some of the things on here
You got mi text then ;D ;D
:o :o :o :o :o :ossssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that was meant to be a secret
Sorry I forgot ;D
You will get me in to trouble, he's watching you know ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Yep he'll be lurking somewhere ;D
He is, i keep seeing him then he vanishes, think hes scared i might chain him up again :o ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
Cinders comments about Trumpy
A big issue seller
Getting a "whatsapp" from Jon :-*
Miracles never cease eh Dee :-* :-*
Just got about 200 dirty glasses to wash now ::) ::)
Don`t you have a machine to do that? :P
sure do. Still got to put them in though, and dry them afterwards
I`d come and give you a hand if I lived a bit closer ;D
I know you would, my soul mate :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 20, 2014, 22:15:51 PM
I know you would, my soul mate :-* :-*
I could do with a third job ;D And anything for my bestest bud :-*
You're the tops Princess :-* :-*
Am missing nobody. Got mi Princess all to myself :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 20, 2014, 23:17:09 PM
Am missing nobody. Got mi Princess all to myself :-* :-*
You sure have..and me giving you a geography lesson ;D
Am rubbish at geography, thank god for sat navs
I`m the same...I think the furthest North I`ve been is Sherwood Forest :o
LOl. We could meet by the tree ;D :-*
I`m sure I went to a Center Parcs there...but was many moons ago ::)
Yep there is a centre parcs there. Went to Marham a few times, is that near Ipswich
No,thats Norfolk..near to where Dave was in Swaffham ;D
I give up ;D ;D
Diddly squat
The suns out ;D
OK then
lots of things ;D ;D ;D ;D
Cinders being a copycat ;D
Ronnie being a copycat ;D
Go on then. I'll forgive you :-*
I forgive you to :-* :-*
Alls good again then ;D :-*
of course :-* :-*
That's good :-* :-*
very good :-* :-* :-*
This place ;D
you pair of losers copying. try be original ya pair of no hopers ;D
:o your just rude
come on KopyKat Kenny defend poor Cinders ;D
He's left me again :( :( :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 21, 2014, 13:50:38 PM
come on KopyKat Kenny defend poor Cinders ;D
Ok then: Gonny no dae that :D
Quote from: Cinders on March 21, 2014, 13:52:15 PM
He's left me again :( :( :(
serves ya right, wasting ya time on a man who wears a skirt ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 21, 2014, 13:54:50 PM
Quote from: Cinders on March 21, 2014, 13:52:15 PM
He's left me again :( :( :(
serves ya right, wasting ya time on a man who wears a skirt ;D :-*
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/kilt_zps14dd56d6.png) (http://s265.photobucket.com/user/KennyCarr_2008/media/kilt_zps14dd56d6.png.html)
its a skirt no doubt it ;D ;D
now now there is no need to get your knickers in a twist :P :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 21, 2014, 14:08:02 PM
its a skirt no doubt it ;D ;D
Nowt wrong with getting a bit of fresh air around your family Jewels Jon
You should try it some day. :-*
http://s265.photobucket.com/user/KennyCarr_2008/media/1517a68c-a239-40f6-a6ea-462ab01ab0a4_zps1f12180c.jpg.html (http://s265.photobucket.com/user/KennyCarr_2008/media/1517a68c-a239-40f6-a6ea-462ab01ab0a4_zps1f12180c.jpg.html)
http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/1517a68c-a239-40f6-a6ea-462ab01ab0a4_zps1f12180c.jpg (http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/1517a68c-a239-40f6-a6ea-462ab01ab0a4_zps1f12180c.jpg)
:o :o :o :o
I'll send you my number you can pass it on to him ;D ;D ;D
its still definitely a skirt ;D ;D
I do agree there it is a skirt :-* :-*
a very nice tartan one, but still a skirt ;D
I do like tartan ;D
could do with being a bit shorter ;D
Wouldn't mind looking up that lads kilt in the picture :P
Think its Kennys grandson
:o :o I'm there :P :P
you'll have to let Kenny watch
I'll send him the DVD ;D ;D
send me one too ;D ;D
Will put it online :o :-*
id better buy a box of tissues ;D ;D
:o man sized? :-*
depends how sad the dvd is ;D
Be a classic :-*
I cant wait ;D :-*
The trailer will be out soon :-*
looking forward too it
You can go to the premiere ;D
front row seat please ;D
Will have to wait for the live show :-*
OK can I join in :P
Threesome .........go on then :P
Mi 2 68th threads ;D ;D ;D
Your a very popular man ;D :-*
It would appear so ;D ;D Unless Bob cocked up ;D ;D and he never does that ::) ::) ;D
Suns out 8)
Get ya cossie on ;D :-*
It would be with your cossie on :P :P :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 22, 2014, 08:15:42 AM
It would be with your cossie on :P :P :-* :-*
Look left ...lol :P
Cold shower for Jon ;D
Everything on here
Aye it can be a larf ;D ;D
Cold shower taken Dave ;D ;D
Very happy today even if a bit overwhelmed :o :o
Enjoy every second Helen, have a great day :-*
I will ;D ;D you to :-* :-*
The Wigangirl did good ;D :-*
Looking forward to the wedding invite
Me too mate, we could be ushers ;D
With all our experience could be able to give the groom a few tips and help him with his speech ;D
I can see us going into partnership here mate, professional ushers ;D ;D
We could set up a consultancy
top advice.. DONT DO IT ;D
There was a bar in Caleta that had a sign - Love is grand, divorce is 20 grand (that was a few years ago).
That's why ive only been married once. Nobodys getting my brass ;D
Wise man.
Another sign I remember was in a bar in Corralejo - I rather have a full bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. Try saying that when you have had a few
I'm nervous now :o :o
I knew he was up to something, I did not see that one coming :o
What's happening, what am I missing ?
I'm getting married in January :o :o :o
Any advice for the bride to be Can ;D. A few of your jokes maybe ;D ;D
Don't do it lol :o
Arsenal
Thought you'd be happy, and his 1000th game as well ;D
be even happier if we can win today
Ya should do ::)
Everything is making me laugh today for some reason mad moment lol ;D
Because of my winning bet yesterday I have done another today and so far winning, and I don't know what I'm doing lol ;D
Spurs injury time winner
Lost another 2lbs....thats 12lbs in total :P ;D Come on Zumba :P
Quote from: dee-dee on March 24, 2014, 06:55:07 AM
Lost another 2lbs....thats 12lbs in total :P ;D Come on Zumba :P
That's brilliant well done ;D ;D
Got my pension rise today, kerchiing
Marvellous ;D
Quote from: Cinders on March 24, 2014, 07:06:26 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 24, 2014, 06:55:07 AM
Lost another 2lbs....thats 12lbs in total :P ;D Come on Zumba :P
That's brilliant well done ;D ;D
Thanks Helen :-*
Well done Dee :-* :-*
Nothing at all, diddly
Nothing yet
Oh ERM nothing
Same here
Kenny giving dimwit a slap on General Chat WWIII thread
Ronnie giving Dave a red card on song title story
Quote from: DaveW on March 25, 2014, 19:35:18 PM
Kenny giving dimwit a slap on General Chat WWIII thread
With you on that one xx
Waking up to Sunshine
Lots to laugh about today :D :D
Humour is the spice of life I say.
there really is some sad little numbwits about ;D
Decent jokes thanks to keith
Im always smiling
Yeah me too
You all want to read Cans corny jokes thread. That will wipe the smiles off your faces
::) ::) ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 25, 2014, 19:41:43 PM
Ronnie giving Dave a red card on song title story
That was spiteful, never been that pedantic before on the thread. I will be watching you like a hawk :o
I was only Joking ;D ;D ;D
It was the way you said it :o
Sorry mate. Did you ban yourself ;D
a lot of things on here ;D ;D
i have the major giggles now, if anybody comes home i may get sectioned lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Cinders on March 26, 2014, 15:34:15 PM
i have the major giggles now, if anybody comes home i may get sectioned lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
Thats the last picture of me in my speedos you'll ever get :D
;D ;D ;D ;D ive just shared it on twitter :o :o :-* :-* ;) ;) ;)
Proper Wigan lass on deal or no deal ;D
not got the tele on ;D ;D and i don't have a wigan accent i have a manc one lol
What like Vera Duckworth and Hilda Ogden :o
She's just one 7 grand anyway
Quote from: DaveW on March 26, 2014, 16:21:35 PM
What like Vera Duckworth and Hilda Ogden :o
:o :o :o :o :o no milder lol
Major fits of giggles again a blokes name on the news proper tickled me, my other half now thinks I really am crazy ;D don't think it will let me put it on here ;D ;D
Simpsons
Only fools and horses on tele
Edale
That my spicy bolognaise is having a very windy effect on my other half :D ;D
Hope Kenny doesn't miss your 3000th
Bet he does ::) he didn't keep up with me very well lol :-*
You'll be number one at this rate ;D
;D ;D
I see you predicted 6 months ;D
The thought of Jon letting Helen overtake him ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'll always let a lady go first ;D
my lovely fiancé just arrived and had the cheek to say what have i been doing :o :o excuse me my love i have been very very busy sitting and drinking tea, honestly some people :-* :-* :-* :-*
I'm still tickled by the blokes name on the news last night ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Some rubbish in the paper today saying that Camelot was really I Wigan, I ask you - you couldn't make it up
load of rubbish lol
Well you will read the daily mail
Emphasis on the word read, not look at the pictures like your Sun
Telegraph me old boy, a better crossword ;D
Read that as well, it's on her indoors iPad
Knew there must be some class in the household ;D
Didn't get charged a fee by my bank to transfer some Euros to my Spanish bank
and they got it wrong, its actually in Standish not Wigan thats about 6 miles away ;D ::) ::) ::) ::)
Well done ::) ::) ::)
a few things on here........and now i cant see because make up gone in my eyes ;D :o :o :o
The inappropriate conversations between cinders and Kenny, they will overheat their webcams ;D :P
oo i forgot i had a webcam ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
That sounds dangerous ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D i have 2 :o :o
I'm going for a lie down ;D
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* lol
Tablets quickly Dave ;D
England miraculously beat Sri Lanka
No much now :(
Poor old Cinders
Old >:( ;)
I'll be OK will work my magic on the grumpy git :-* :P
I'm sure you will :-*
:D ;D ;) ;)
speechless again ::) ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D
;D no :-*
ok then ;D ;D :-*
We are all OK then ;D :-*
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
:o I made you speechless :P :P
You always do ;D ;D ;D
I do my best, maybe I should take a day of silence ;D :-*
Dave. He usually never misses a thing. Think he's had too much chardonnay ;D ;D
Your all alkis lol :-* :-* not jealous at all honest ;D
Im worried Cinders, he's usually so observant ;D ;D
No only drinking red tonight.
Why is Cinders so righteous tonight, is it because she is on the cola for a change :o ;D
yes ok Mr Observant ;D ;D
Come on what have I missed
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Quote from: DaveW on March 27, 2014, 20:54:15 PM
No only drinking red tonight.
Why is Cinders so righteous tonight, is it because she is on the cola for a change :o ;D
Because I am on my best behaviour ;D ;D
That's told you Mr Observant ;D ;D
Prefer her when she is bad
Prefer you when you notice things ;D ;D
Told you I could behave sometimes :-* :-*
And you're as bad Cinders ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 27, 2014, 21:06:35 PM
Prefer you when you notice things ;D ;D
If you are referring to your duplication of paradise earlier I just ignored it ;D ;D
Nope not that ;D ;D
This ;D ;D
He noticed eventually ;D ;D
Nothing yet its to early
Speaking to Jon ;D :-*
Speaking to Dee ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 07:21:03 AM
Speaking to Dee ;D :-*
Thinking that I might actually get to meet up with Jon and Lisa ;D
Oh you'd have a laugh ok ;D ;D
the 2 lads faces who are in the office when i said some very naughty words after an email i just received ;D ;D ;D :o
Quote from: Cinders on March 28, 2014, 10:04:01 AM
the 2 lads faces who are in the office when i said some very naughty words after an email i just received ;D ;D ;D :o
Share please :-*
couldn't possibly, i promised to behave :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
nowt mi backs killing
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 11:50:41 AM
nowt mi backs killing
get one of them heat pads you stick on it works a treat, eased mine when mine went pete tong :-* :-*
i'll give one a whirl cheers Helen :-*
feels strange at first but was a massive relief, mine went last november when i did my head injury (because i needed that too ::) ::) ::) ) and it was really good, and good old paracetamol or ibuprofen if doesn't upset your stomach :-* :-* :-*
am living on Paracetamol ;D
Be careful with Ibuprofen too much is not good for.
More than 8 paracetamol a day can damage your liver.
im doing 8 in 24 hours, should be ok ;D
Ibuprofen makes me feel nausea but I used to practically eat paracetamol :o it will go as quick as it came, massage does work tho xx
lagers helped a bit ;D
That helps to lol sorry forgot about that :-*
You must stop apologising Cinders :-* :-*
Sorry lol :-*
YOU'RE FORGIVEN ;D :-* :-*
Thanking you my dear :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on March 28, 2014, 11:50:41 AM
nowt mi backs killing
Jon when your in Fuerte go to the aloe Vera guys at the market, and get the tube of blue muscular gel. I swear by it, and some of my rugby playing friend swear by it also, I end up bring tubs of the stuff back.
will do mate cheers Can
Forum clock should be right tomorrow ;D
Has it changed already :o
Forum clocks spot on
A very nervous young lad knocking on the door for my daughter :D
Spurs defence. This topic should be 'what made you cry today'
I was at Keith Barry Brain Hacker show, brilliant
Spurs, when they lose, they do it in style ;D
Letters from school, £30 Alton towers, £300 adventure weekend and £1400 skiing holiday.......ERM no lol :o
Awww go on mum ;D
Alton towers yes ;D ;D I can't take my daughter away in term time so neither can they lol ;D
You've got a point there ;D
Bet I will end up doing it but I'm under protest at the minute. ;D
An hour in matalan ::)
i feel your pain
Thank you ;D
Every time I think were off on Saturday ;D ;D
Quote from: KWC on March 31, 2014, 16:14:20 PM
Every time I think were off on Saturday ;D ;D
::) ::) ::)
Quote from: Cinders on March 31, 2014, 16:25:21 PM
Quote from: KWC on March 31, 2014, 16:14:20 PM
Every time I think were off on Saturday ;D ;D
::) ::) ::)
Sorry Cinders didn't mean to rub it in. I don't like that kinda thing.
But guess where I'm going on Saturday ;) :P :-*
Your on my list >:( ;)
Just spare thought for me having to clear the house lift floors up while getting full central heating done and kitchen :o :o
Surely not a lovers tiff ;D
Yep lol :-*
England cricket getting beat by Holland ;D ;D ;D ;D
Drossing with my bestest :-* :-*
nothing yet
suns shining ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 12:59:30 PM
suns shining ;D ;D
Same here ;D ;D ;D
All the blokes in here with no tops on :P :P lol
Where are you then Cinders
Our gym, sat in office with big glass windows in front of me with a full view ;D ;D
April fool jokes in the paper
Daily mail is always a joke ;D
Quote from: Cinders on April 01, 2014, 13:52:31 PM
Our gym, sat in office with big glass windows in front of me with a full view ;D ;D
And your doing a full frontal then :P :P :P :P
I am fully clothed i have to look professional ;D :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 13:54:32 PM
Daily mail is always a joke ;D
Favorite paper from those Forumers in the Upstairs department, that we don't mention. :P :P :P :P :P :P
Quote from: Cinders on April 01, 2014, 13:55:38 PM
I am fully clothed i have to look professional ;D :-* :-* :-*
Shame, put on that Spandex Leotard and get out there and encourage all them sweaty blokes on the bikes and rowing machines :P :P :P :P
erm no lol I'm overlooking the punch bag section and ring ::)
all the better, encourage them to knock the s.h.!.t.e. out of the bag, cause they know they can't get their mitts on you ;D ;D ;D
the other half is around somewhere so they won't even look this way lol ::)
So you should
TEASE
Don't know how you can suggest i would ever do such a thing :-* :-* :-*
Firey think like you, I know your type :D :D :D :D :D
Quote from: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 14:03:49 PM
Firey think like you, I know your type :D :D :D :D :D
I'm not sure if you just insulted me :o ;) ;)
Quote from: Cinders on April 01, 2014, 14:04:52 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on April 01, 2014, 14:03:49 PM
Firey think like you, I know your type :D :D :D :D :D
I'm not sure if you just insulted me :o ;) ;)
No insult, I actually meant a fiesty little thing
that will do :-* :-* :-* :-*
Can you do a Sharron Stone tease for them ;)
Have jeans on ;D ;D ;D ;D
Boring :( :( :( :( :( :(
well it was cold at 5am this morning ;D ;D ;D
You were going to a Gym you could have brought a change of clothes :'(
I'm part owner, and isnt a female section as yet, so i am in said office ;D
EXcuses, have ye never heard of our Katie Taylor ?
that will be a no ;D
Katie Taylor - Womens Boxing World Champion & Olympic Champion
well i'm not a boxer lol so no, and im not going out there and asking that :o :o
nowt much
Me neither been a rotten day
Man U getting thrashed hopefully ;D
Waiting to see how observant Cinders is ;D
About what ?, my quota ?
Correct Can ;D ;D
By the way, where's Trumpy Dave this weather ?, he might enjoy this bike
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg2_zps97849361.jpg)
Dunno mate.
well done by the way ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 01, 2014, 20:32:38 PM
Correct Can ;D ;D
Eh ..........are you both being mean to me :'(
Not at all. just testing your ability to notice things ;D ;D
:( :( I'm tired :'(
Your power of observation is weak Helen :(, I'm so disappointed in you :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
I'VE NOTICED ;D ;D ;D
I know you have Jon, I'll bet if it was Kenny she'd have noticed
That's it Can. I'll do it, but after this, we're going on strike ;D ;D
I've been up since 4.30am and feel like complete shi*te, I was waiting for somebody with more authority to do it :'(
Quote from: Cinders on April 01, 2014, 21:00:00 PM
I've been up since 4.30am and feel like complete shi*te, I was waiting for somebody with more authority to do it :'(
More Authority ! My begging (http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj280/TheUKShark/Text%20Banners/LMAODonkey.gif)
LOL nobodys got any sense, never mind authority on here ;D ;D ;D
:( :'( :'( :'( :'(
speechless again ;D ;D ;D ;D :-*
Aye
Can will tell you off for ayes and yups ;D ;D
Jon, I just spotted your beach photo on Facebook, what do you think ?
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg14_zpsf5168462.jpg)
thats not my hat ;D
It's your speedos I was looking at :o
that's a woman in front of a man mate
Well spotted mate, try this one, who's sitting and who's standing ?
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg21_zps89aec73c.jpg)
He's sitting she's standing
Very observant Jon
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg23_zpsd10e3428.jpg)
Rovers defending
Thank you ;D
Drossing on here with my buds ;D
Cinders earlier :)
Nowt yet
I will cheer up shortly ;D
not much
couple of things ;D
Lenny been sending Pics again ;D
hahaha :o you know i have sussed how to do that now :-*
yep I noticed, well done ;D
can't do it on the tablet though, never stays between the line so doesn't work only on main computer ::) ::) ::)
Trying to get Cindy to 4000 ;D
loads to go :o ;D
nah its easy ;D
I'm trying my best :-* :-*
you'll be there by 2pm ;D
1.30 ;D ;D :-*
That's by 2 ain't it ;D
Got a par on a two shot hole, was not popular
Believe the words BANDIT ;D
Having a daft conversation about words that make you laugh :o ;D ;D
rush over ;D
Dee swearing ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 02, 2014, 21:15:02 PM
Dee swearing ;D ;D
I can do better ones than that..if you want? :P
Its ok been moderated ;D ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 02, 2014, 21:19:29 PM
Its ok been moderated ;D ;D :-*
Well ...if you are gonna be strict with me..what about Can? ::)
Cans a hopeless case. youre mi Princess :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 02, 2014, 21:24:12 PM
Cans a hopeless case. youre mi Princess :-* :-*
He was talking about rudey stuff :o :o
I'm a lost cause, and I found the ways to get around some of the words like poo And botty
Quote from: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:28:27 PM
I'm a lost cause, and I found the ways to get around some of the words like s.h.!.t.e. And a.r.s.e
Lol :-*
Cinders thanks for the doggy pic on my 18,009 post that Jon locked before I could thank you and also never got to thank Kenny :(
Quote from: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:33:41 PM
Cinders thanks for the doggy pic on my 18,009 post that Jon locked before I could thank you and also never got to thank Kenny :(
Your welcome :-*
what rudey stuff Dee. Just moderated his naughty words ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:28:27 PM
I'm a lost cause, and I found the ways to get around some of the words like poo And botty
Me too...just space out the letters ;D but then I still got moderated ::)
Quote from: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:28:27 PM
I'm a lost cause, and I found the ways to get around some of the words like poo And botty
nowt wrong with this ;D
(http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg)
that's it, stick to cookery ;D
Chicken ;D
Princess behave ;D ;D :-* are you on the Tia marias :-* :-*
Let the lady have her say :o
Mi Princess don't swear ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 02, 2014, 21:48:00 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on April 02, 2014, 21:28:27 PM
I'm a lost cause, and I found the ways to get around some of the words like poo And botty
nowt wrong with this ;D
The real untainted evidence exists :D
you know we've got to protect dross ;D
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg7_zps72c342ef.jpg)
Well said Can
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg13_zps1ab420af.jpg)
Nowt much
nothing yet
Jon's corny chat up lines to Dee
Just done a quiz to see what 80's cartoon character I am and apparently I am She-Ra Princess of power lol :D
Dave as per usual ;D
The comedian tonight, he was an English guy, must have been from down south, at least I could understand him ;)
This attractive (to me anyway) place!!
Had me in tears earlier with laughing :D :D :D :D :D
you sure it wasnt wind lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
You two numpties ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 04, 2014, 08:04:42 AM
You two numpties ;D
Bobby McFerrin - Don't Worry Be Happy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU#)
We renewed our passports.
Both expire in October this year so I expected the new passports to expire in October 2024.
Wrong- my new one expires in April 2024 and Jenny's November 2024.
How did they get to that?
Health mate, due to your bypass.
cinders and Kenny, complete numpties ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 04, 2014, 14:24:09 PM
cinders and Kenny, complete numpties ;D
A bit like Dee & Ronnie ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Behave ;D
Daughter back from Helmand in one piece
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 05, 2014, 07:36:54 AM
Daughter back from Helmand in one piece
Thats fantastic Jon ;D
Thanks Dee :-* :-*
Fantastic news xxxx
Cheers Helen :-* as parents its always a relief
Can imagine xx
Bobs fantasy team
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 05, 2014, 07:36:54 AM
Daughter back from Helmand in one piece
Very pleased to hear this Jon, us parents always worry about the kids, despite their ages
Aye she's 23 and still worry.
Long run fell ;D ;D
Lol mine turned round and went other way ;D
Gonna put mine on Blackpool beach ;D
Yeah best thing for them, useless ;D
Thought mine stood a chance til the donkey fell ;D
Hahaha mine just stayed at the back then buggered off lol
Not to worry. Next year we'll be millionaires :D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 06, 2014, 07:23:15 AM
Aye she's 23 and still worry.
Long run fell ;D ;D
Mine are 28 & 33 and we still worry ;)
Mines about to hit the teens :o just hope she doesn't get up to what I did lol :-*
she will and more ;D
Im prepared for it not much will get past me ;D ;D
That's what we thought ;D
Threatening to stop her money and turn WiFi off normally works lol
we'll see ;D ;D
Failing that she can go to her fathers lol ;D
LOL ;D ;D ;D
My daughter skyping me to ask if can have friends staying over in Easter holidays and I said no so mega sulk lol ;D
Don't be so mean ;D ;D
Would normally but in next 2 weeks having whole central heating done so rooms need emptying and flooring up, boiler moved, fireplace done, decorating living room and a new kitchen :o :o last thing I need is girls charging round dancing to one direction ;D ;D
you'll give in ;D
I can't will be chaos, she will cheer up when finds out what Easter money she's getting to go shopping with ::)
Nowt yet
Nothing
Mi fantasy team
Our neighbours had some people staying from Yorkshire..they don`t half sound funny :P
Lol ;D ;D Behave ;D ;D
Lol...their van was parked on the drive with the company from Yorkshire and then they were chatting in the garden..thought I was in Emmerdale ;D
Better bring a pen and paper if we meet up ;D ;D
not much yet
Jon losing 2000 posts
Thought you'd be amused ;D ;D
will put you another picture on when you hit it again lol :-* :-*
Thank you Helen. Them southerners can be so cruel ;D
I know its just shocking ;D ;D think this thread should be deleted now lol
Sulking cos he can't play golf ;D
told him to get a brolley ;D bit of rain never hurt anybody, if i waited for it to be sunny would never go out ;D ;D
But you don't - you are on here all day ;D
I can multi task lol wherever I go I can get on the internet ;D
But not outside when it is peeing down
I only came in because hurt ankle lol :-*
Gout? ;D
:o cheeky
Plus sometimes might say I'm online but its because I don't log it out that much lol :-*
Dave been cheeky
nothing yet
Fawlty towers
nothing, been a very boring day
The Hail stones bouncing off the office window.
Spurs scoring five
i'm working on it
nowt much
one of the work blokes asking what breed of dog is it...seriously is it not obvious dim wit lol :o ;D ;D
Nothing yet
Nothing yet
Found 40 euros in mi shorts ;D
:D. Nothing really but in a good mood
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 09, 2014, 09:50:26 AM
Found 40 euros in mi shorts ;D
Full of cob webs no doubt ;D
Must of worn em on our last night ;D
That its cheaper for me and the other half for a return flight to new york in december than it is for 2 adults and a child to go to lanzarote in august, apparently a 12 year old is an adult :o
Nowt now
Nothing yet
Pistorius trial
Nowt so early
Same
Chris Evans
everyone else working (except Cindy) while I'm playing golf
Erm our businesses work themselves by staff lol and I'm not needed much can do what I do at home for time being because Easter hols and daughter off ;D ;D
lost internet connection ;D
Celebrity juice
Cinders crush on Kenny ;D
:o I do not :-*
Kennys crush on Cinders ;D
haha now that did make me laugh ;D ;D
this tickled me
http://www.key103.co.uk/news/local/wigan-women-top-of-the-baps/ (http://www.key103.co.uk/news/local/wigan-women-top-of-the-baps/)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o16RxBoKJu8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o16RxBoKJu8)
That's terrible ;D
Try this one, its hillarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=56duVYLsd4Q)
;D ;D its that bad its funny
Cinders pending nuptuals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LrG1QLowc (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LrG1QLowc)
:o :o :o I'm scared now lol
Show that to Danny and tell him you want to pull the farting stunt on your wedding day ;D
This
http://www.key103.co.uk/news/local/wigan-women-top-of-the-baps/ (http://www.key103.co.uk/news/local/wigan-women-top-of-the-baps/)
Maybe cinders can answer it ;D ;D
Well I would say is quite true, me being from Manchester and living in Wigan for time being going off them sizes I am smack bang in the middle :-*
Thank you ;D
Your welcome :-*
Quote from: Can the Man on April 11, 2014, 16:02:04 PM
Show that to Danny and tell him you want to pull the farting stunt on your wedding day ;D
:o :o absolutely no way
Imagine your mother in laws face if you let one rip in your wedding dress :o :o :o
Ha would love that she's not invited ;D ;D
The Mrs throwing down the non drossing challenge. Piece of cake ::)
Cindy not knowing what thru'pennies are
That's better you've spelt it right now ;D
same as I spelt it before
Nah ya missed the 'r' out ;D
Still don't know what it is
google it
I will x
No money?????
I'm OK ta xx
I give up ;D ;D
I think I can understand why they are all thru'pennies up there ;D
My youngest grandson this morning having his breakfast ;D
Cockeneee rhyming slang thrupenny bits. Jeez Dave what are we dealing with here ::)
Not well up on cockneeeeeee slang
Will give you some tuition if you wish
Aye lol :-*
Quote from: DaveW on April 13, 2014, 09:06:18 AM
Will give you some tuition if you wish
Great idea Dave. Here goes.
Am looking out of the Tommy Trinder
She has got a loverly Aris
And pretty Alan Whickers ;D
and nice tents ;D
She didn't have any orchestra stalls ;D
but a cute Jack ;D
Eh :o :o
Jackson pollocks ;D
Oh aye a lovely Khyber
Tord gripss
Que? Just get ya Bristol's out ;D
And get up them apples
Cans jokes ;D
Thank you babe :-*
Most welcome darling :-* :-*
I give up. Gonna have some moderating to do ::) ::)
I didn't swear ;D
It wont be long ;D
I don't swear I'm a lady ;D ;D
(http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) (http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg) ;D ;D ;D
Naughty lol :-*
New idea for your wedding Cinders
(http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t430/CantheMan1/imagejpg1_zpsb18d7ceb.jpg)
Bit chavvy lol xx
reading through junk emails i get hundreds of in a day, if i took any notice then i am apparently a multi billionaire with bank accounts and relatives in Nigeria, in need of viagra, a fan base on a christian dating website, all my bank accounts and credit cards are on hold and my pay pal account has been suspended and i have been accepted for a pay day loan lol
Simpsons
Nothing its to early
Got free BT sports for 12 months
still nothing
mi head hurts
should learn to take your alcohol old boy, no sympathy here ;D
Didn't think there would be ;D
(http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg)
I didn't think so
(http://image2.findagrave.com/photoThumbnails/photos/2007/353/20794327_119818384015.jpg)
Aww I had sympathy for you, nothing worse :-* :-*
Thank you Helen :-*
:-* :-* :-* :-*
an email i got made me smile ;D ;D
Quote from: Cinders on April 16, 2014, 10:20:08 AM
:-* :-* :-* :-*
an email i got made me smile ;D ;D
What was it about? spill the beans
can't it was very personal and very rude ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
Don't you tell him Cinders ;D
I can't or the thread will get deleted :o :o :-* :-* :-*
Kenny pretending to be working hard
hes really watching what we put on here about him ;D ;D
the three word story ;D ;D ;D ;D
we'll believe him ::) ::) ::)
Im going back to the island if you guys don't stop ganging upon me :D :D
Quote from: KWC on April 16, 2014, 11:50:45 AM
Im going back to the island if you guys don't stop ganging upon me :D :D
:o :o you can't do that i won't let you
The Germans will be pleased ;D
haha yeah and their rotten haggis ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 16, 2014, 12:06:51 PM
The Germans will be pleased ;D
Mandy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJmg-879j5o#)
hahahahahahaha brilliant babe xxxx
Jon thinking he got one better than me on the song thread :P :P :P
This is hillarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0xf4TZ_ZU (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YW0xf4TZ_ZU)
Hahahaha brilliant I'm crying here lol :-*
you can really picture it, can't you ?
Yeah, I've saved it to my tablet have to share that one :-* :-*
try this one as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjA6Gcj0inE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjA6Gcj0inE)
:o :o aww no hahahaha xx
I always get a laugh at this one: Dentist Sketch - The Carol Burnett Show (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T8i4FkNVo#)
brilliant :D :D :D :D :D
This is good too guys: Scottish trapped in the lift. Reason - Their accent (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0DGA2VV3cI#ws)
I know that one, there was also another scottish one where the guy tries to order food and a drink for a home delivery, I will have to see if I can find it.
Hahahaha you both cheered me up today :-*
Found it
http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/CantheMan1/media/AppleScotland_zpsc6a37dd2.mp4.html (http://s1059.photobucket.com/user/CantheMan1/media/AppleScotland_zpsc6a37dd2.mp4.html)
Hahahaha xx
Nowt bin working
Can and Kenny ;D
aye there a pair of numpties
Aye lol :-*
We do well to tolerate them ;D
Makes the day more amusing :D
if you say so ::)
Well if you can't laugh with them laugh at them ;D :-*
oh I do ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull li
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oh I do ;D ;D
As they up here: away and bile yer heid :P
I don't understand a word your saying lol :-* :-* I'll just nod and agree with you :P
Think your Kenny's telling you to boil your head. Don't sound very romantic me ;D
:o just wait until he gets on here then >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Jon nodding off :P
This is one up and coming young Comedian from Glasgow.
Hope you can make him out: Best Scottish stand up comedian - Kevin Bridges Michael McIntyres Comedy Roadshow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pyc6OveE2E#ws)
Don't change the subject after you told me to go boil my head :o :'( :'( :'( :'(
Quote from: Cinders on April 17, 2014, 08:48:30 AM
Don't change the subject after you told me to go boil my head :o :'( :'( :'( :'(
Go look at the post again and see who I was replying too!!
Our Moderator friend was stirring the poo poo up with you Princess, trying to insert a wedge between us, cos he has lost the plot with Dee ;D ;D ;D
Ok, I let you off then :-* :-* :-*
Bradford Bulls being stuffed by the Leeds Rhinos. Sorry Jon
Lol ;D ;D
Very good Kenny :D :D :D :D
Kenny and Can the Man always make me smile :-*
Quote from: Cinders on April 18, 2014, 11:32:52 AM
Kenny and Can the Man always make me smile :-*
always nice to see a lady smiling, especially one as pretty as our Cinders ;D
Aww your so lovely :-* :-*
(http://images.betterworldbooks.com/140/Mona-Lisa-Smile-9781404905832.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/5FnMK.gif)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=52bna-tn_dY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=52bna-tn_dY)
:P :P :P
try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FtSRZZctauk (https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FtSRZZctauk)
Hahahaha thanks for cheering me up :-* :-*
Always a pleasure my dear, here a great one for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-dFgQGT9wQ (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-dFgQGT9wQ)
or try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fia4lpD2ee4 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fia4lpD2ee4)
;D ;D ;D ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1_3EDfLw30 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1_3EDfLw30)
Brilliant xxxx
Becareful of the Vicks Vapour Rub :o :o :o :o :o
One of my all time fav comedians. If easily offended - DON'T WATCH
Roy Chubby Brown Dirty Weekend In Blackpool Part [1/6] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRQR0AM0bDI#ws)
;D don't get me started Can :P
;D I love chubby brown been watching him a few times
I rmember seeing Chubby Brown in Blackpool years ago, he was very funny in a crude sorta of a way. Not everybodys cup of tea.
But loook at all the new guys, no different really.
I watched him in Blackpool ;D I remember I had quite a lot to drink and needed the loo half way through but didn't dare get up in case he got me :o
All the comedians are the same, you daren't go to the toilet during their show.
I was dieing lol and sat near the aisle in front of him :o
We used to have 'smoking concerts' in the 70's, a comedian, strippers and lots of beer.
A lot of the old comics started on these, Mike Reed was a star turn also I think Jo Brand did a ventriloquist act - the dummy was very rude :o.
That sounds good ;D
Wigan warriors beating St Helens
Finally getting the better of Windows 8
Not much :'(
Article in today's Mail about class.
The descriptions on what different classes call meals I think I am to posh to dross ;D ;D
Spurs winning and Chelski losing to Sunderland ;D Bad day for West London
They are giving the title to the scousers
That is the only downside, hope Norwich pull something out of the hat tomorrow
One can only hope ;D
Quote from: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 11:16:50 AM
Article in today's Mail about class.
The descriptions on what different classes call meals I think I am to posh to dross ;D ;D
Whatever ::) ::) :P
Quote from: DaveW on April 19, 2014, 11:16:50 AM
Article in today's Mail about class.
The descriptions on what different classes call meals I think I am to posh to dross ;D ;D
What you doing reading the Daily Mail Dave :o
Get it every day on my Kindle
Watching celebrity juice
Watching my mother falling asleep after her dinner, she's been fed and watered
My other half has got the giggles about something its quite infectious ;D
He's laughing at you searching for your ring
:o probably lol something has tickled him anyway either that or he's finally cracking up ;D ;)
Where are your hands at the moment, or or you using your toes :o :o :o
My feet are on his knees lol :-*
Facing up or down ? :o :o :o
Up lol
Your useless ;D ;D ;D
You have a naughty mind lol xx
Loads of things ;D
My no.2 grandson, he was working in the garden with me today, he had his wheelbarrow and shovel to match mine.
Watching only fools and horses
I enjoy Rodney & Del Boy ;D ;D ;D
It was hilarious Can, the one where they go to Miami ;D
Nothing today
Me being thick, I arrived at work today, and no laptop, had to go back home and collect it.
Lol :-*
Mr R going all diy, seriously doesn't suit him lol he can't even put a shelf up let alone sort wardrobes out
Give him a chance, he's trying ;)
Im finding it most amusing ;D ;D ;D
Men need to have their ego caressed, tell him he is doing a great job...........
I will caress his ego..........when he puts the hammer down :o :o :-*
How did the ego rub go ?
Quote from: Can the Man on April 22, 2014, 22:59:22 PM
How did the ego rub go ?
Can't possibly say, I'm nearly up to 6000 posts don't want to ruin it ;D ;D
Winning the dosh at golf
Quote from: DaveW on April 23, 2014, 19:08:58 PM
Winning the dosh at golf
That's fantastic Dave xx
Dave winning the dosh, how much is that Dave, a tanner per person ? ;D ;D ;D
I won about £10 thanks Can
Jon not being here to defend himself against the Thongman rumours
All this c r a pp over selling a boat and then licencing laws.... ;D ;D ;D ;D
http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=18279.0 (http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=18279.0)
Got the giggles in the waiting room at hospital, my older brother came with me because danny had to stay home for electricians and plumbers, his stomach was making the loudest noises very funny lol
My other half did come soon after tho when they wouldn't let me home :o
Everything I'm in a daft mood ;D
Kitchen advert appearing on dross. Now just what shall I do guys ;D
Hopefully speaking to Jon if he notices me ::)
Didn't recognise you with you're hair coloured ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 26, 2014, 14:43:53 PM
Didn't recognise you with you're hair coloured ;D
Lol...thought you liked gingers? :P
Oh I do Princess
How rough he is and I'm not ;D
Dont believe that
Its true, I'm ok, I stuck to the same drink he didn't ;D :-*
Not because it funny just cant believe its not in place
Just heard on the radio this government is going to wait for it
make it illegal to groom underage children W.T.F >:( >:(
Dodgy curry. Keep having to dash off ::)
:o :o our government is a joke
Aww Jon lol :-*
What in Bradford never ::) ::)
was in leeds should know better at my age ;D
Some dodgy pubs in Leeds ;D trust me
Hilarious Bobs posting in naturist section. Someone's called him Gary Glitter ;D ;D
:o :o will have a look
Well if there is perverts taking pictures from the rock circles on Caleta beach then will have some crackers of me and Danny lol :o :-* :-*
Do you wanna be in the gang Cinders ;D probably before your time, Gary glitter songs ;D
I know the song tho ;D
From now on we call Bob, Gary ;D
:o ok, I'll do it lol :-*
He's gone as Gary anyway, probably gone to the park ;D
:o :o :o shocking lol
KENNY'S DUMPED CINDERS ;D ;D :'( :'(
Aww that's not nice :'( :'( :'(
The truths not nice I'm afraid
I need Can to cheer me up :-* ;)
I'm sure he'll be here once his medication has kicked in ;D
Haha yeah, what's he doing in London?
Specialist psychiatric therapy I believe he said. Something to do with his obsession for tractors.
;D ;D I bet he gets tractors weekly magazine
That and others we won't mention on here ;D
No don't want to lose all my posts again by somebody who doesn't even come on here ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 27, 2014, 09:35:55 AM
KENNY'S DUMPED CINDERS ;D ;D :'( :'(
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Quote from: Cinders on April 27, 2014, 09:19:07 AM
Well if there is perverts taking pictures from the rock circles on Caleta beach then will have some crackers of me and Danny lol :o :-* :-*
Caleta is a family beach, don't usually get naturists there :o
Bob the Troll ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 27, 2014, 10:16:40 AM
Specialist psychiatric therapy I believe he said. Something to do with his obsession for tractors.
Mick walks into Can's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Can, what ya doing?"
Can says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor."
Quote from: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 12:44:15 PM
Quote from: Cinders on April 27, 2014, 09:19:07 AM
Well if there is perverts taking pictures from the rock circles on Caleta beach then will have some crackers of me and Danny lol :o :-* :-*
Caleta is a family beach, don't usually get naturists there :o
Bob the Troll ;D
There was a naked bloke stood in one of them lol didn't know where to look :o
My other half is still rough ;D ;D
What have you done to him Helen? Handcuffs too tight ;D
Quote from: DaveW on April 27, 2014, 18:58:41 PM
What have you done to him Helen? Handcuffs too tight ;D
:o :o there's an idea :-*
Nothing at all
Reading the comments of the Man U supporters
still not much
All you guys and your obsessions with my tractor LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
I was in London for a supposedly relaxing weekend, I'm knackered, my legs are throbbing, my feet are swollen from all the walking and climbing stairs, and my gut has had an overfill of beer and whiskey
Quote from: Can the Man on April 28, 2014, 13:50:58 PM
All you guys and your obsessions with my tractor LOL ;D ;D ;D ;D
I was in London for a supposedly relaxing weekend, I'm knackered, my legs are throbbing, my feet are swollen from all the walking and climbing stairs, and my gut has had an overfill of beer and whiskey
Well that made me chuckle ;D
I'll bring ye for a ride on my tractor :D
that's an offer i don't get every day :-*
Ye will need your wellies and dungarees ;) ;) ;) ;)
:o :o I have some pink wellies
Very nice, are they your music festival wellies ;)
walking the dog wellies because we live out in the sticks lol
very good, so they can be seen from a distance :D
luminous pink with spots on ;D ;D :o
I can just visualize them, and guess what they are matched up with ;D ;D ;D ;D
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f290/tisaybisay/pinkwellies.jpg)
wont show up for some reason, think my computer on one today again ::)
No I have tried post 4 different pics, and I cant see them either, maybe Admin has been up to some tricks again.
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w96/helenl5676/w.jpg)
can see mine, must be just you lol :-*
Did you steal them from Mr blobby?
Hahaha cheeky ;D ;D
The other half making me laugh ;D
15 grand for 3 weeks work, would have to cancel September hols. Darent tell the mrs ;D
Quote from: Cinders on April 28, 2014, 14:11:39 PM
can see mine, must be just you lol :-*
I can see them now ;)
PERV ;D
I won't lower myself to your level ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 28, 2014, 22:42:50 PM
15 grand for 3 weeks work, would have to cancel September hols. Darent tell the mrs ;D
More Benidorm ?, or are they bringing Shadrack back from the dead and your starring again :D :D :D
Nowt yet
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on April 28, 2014, 22:42:50 PM
15 grand for 3 weeks work, would have to cancel September hols. Darent tell the mrs ;D
:owhat you having done?
Not having anything done ;D
Spill the beans Mr ;D
Can't its top secret ;D ;D
Meanie ::)
The glorious weather
Jon making my day ;D ;D :-*
Why's that Dee :-* :-*
This one is for Cinders ;)
https://www.youtube.com/embed/qrhSf8CEgC8 (https://www.youtube.com/embed/qrhSf8CEgC8)
:o :o i would never shoot anybody lol they would be walking with a severe limp for some time tho :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Wouldn't like to upset her
neither would i :o :o
Cans tractors ;D
http://instagram.com/p/mQzJyNvKsl/ (http://instagram.com/p/mQzJyNvKsl/)
very nice Can
Not much
Nothing
Too early
Bailey snoring ;D
Still nothing
Kennys rant ;D
Lol least got his attention for once :-*
Quote from: Cinders on May 01, 2014, 08:31:12 AM
Lol least got his attention for once :-*
If you stop PMing me I might get a chance on here :P :P :P :P
Quote from: KWC on May 01, 2014, 08:35:53 AM
Quote from: Cinders on May 01, 2014, 08:31:12 AM
Lol least got his attention for once :-*
If you stop PMing me I might get a chance on here :P :P :P :P
:o :o shush ..................text me instead :-*
If any of you follow Mrs Brown, then this is hillarious, Mrs Brown meets Mrs Doubtfire.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHlaBRYOQ8 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuHlaBRYOQ8)
Brilliant that Can, I can't wait for the film to come out ;D ;D love Mrs Brown
really funny Can
the other half just gave the police officers a membership form lol :o
That's the way to do it ;D
prob tried to distract them so they don't notice his car tax expired last month :o :o
Cant blame him for that ;D
the council tax bill :o :o
Work mates
Kennys joke ;D ;D
Looking at the amount of posts for today....do any of you actually have a proper job? :P ;D
I dont ;D
This place :D :D
Realising we have a kitchen after all these years In the house and never realised we had one, any know how to use an induction hob >:( 8)
It was raining today Dee
Quote from: Mike Ardigan-Fitzbaddley on May 01, 2014, 17:29:20 PM
Realising we have a kitchen after all these years In the house and never realised we had one, any know how to use an induction hob >:( 8)
:o shocking lol
Me and him having a toilet humour conversation lol
Flirty Jon reprimanded by Dee
Never she finds it funny ::) ::) ;D
Caught with your trousers down ;D
:o :o
We'll make up in Corrie ;D
Having a lovely dross with my bestest bud :-*
It was very enjoyable princess :-*
Having a bit of a lay-in...must of been tired ;D
Waiting for my beer delivery they're late.
Been asked by the hotel i used to work in years ago before i got layed off if i want to go back there :o would love to but to busy now and my significant other would be tripping over his sulky bottom lip lol
My other half is taking bets on how long it will be before i get grumpy & everybody is in on it :o :o says him who was walking round last night like a bear with a sore ar** and kicking the cr** out of a punch bag :o ;D ;D
I shall not cave in :-* :-*
oops batten down the hatches again boys :o
Quote from: KWC on May 02, 2014, 10:10:05 AM
oops batten down the hatches again boys :o
ermmm I am being nice and pleasant ;D ;D ;D
the Mrs
a few things ;D
Daves new photo on his profile, the one of him with hair and the FA Cup ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
he looks like Jason King ;D
The film
Good was it mate
It was quite light, enjoyed it
which film was it
The Love Punch
Never heard of it ;D
Sounds like a naughty toy ;D ;D
No only a 12+
A film
Sounds bit iffy to me ;D
(http://www.yourhorse.co.uk/upload/18497/images/Suffolk_Punch_horse.jpg)
I reckon hes getting muddled up with this ...Suffolk Punch :P
Cast included Emma Thompson, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Spall, Celia Imrie, Louise Bourgoin, Laurent Lafitte
Never heard of it. :o :o :o
Nothing yet
Still nothing
Whilst researching my family tree, it would appear I come from a very long line of dead people.
Lol ....that made me laugh ;D
I can't believe I was sacked from my job at the calender factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Oh dear lol ;D ;D ;D
I got a text message from my wife earlier that read, "I'm lying in bed waiting for you."
I text back. "I'd love a good s.h.a.g, babe, but I'm stuck in work."
She replied, "You forgot I'm having surgery today didn't you?"
:o lol ;D ;D
Went hiking with the wife at the weekend. Unfortunately she started having her period and had forgotten her tampons. I suggested we stop and put the tent up.
It was a bit of an effort but it stopped the bleeding.
Shocking :o :o ;D ;D
I can remember the days, as a builder, when we used to shout, "Oi oi love, show us your tits!", to women as they walked past the building site.
But since I've been working in Birmingham, we've mostly been shouting, "Oi oi love, show us your face!"
;D ;D ;D ;D
I've just realised that the number one reason that a women takes a bloke back at the end of a night is to help her undo that blasted button on the back of her dress.
Terrible. ;D
A man has been killed at a football match at the Arruda Stadium in Brazil between Recife and Santa Cruz, when a man ripped a toilet bowl out and threw it into the crowd where there were fights between rival supporters going on.
You could say the s.h.1.t has hit the fan. ;D
They get worse ;D ;D
I always bring a condom with me on a night out.
Unfortunately it's always the same one.
Hahahaha passion killers :o
Quote from: Angel. on May 03, 2014, 22:03:30 PM
Hahahaha passion killers :o
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Dear god :o :o :o
You brought them up !
Will give me nightmares them ;D
As long as you don't wear them :o :o :o
:o :o :o never ever!!
But women always say biggest is bestest ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Doesn't apply to underwear ;D
You probably wear dental floss ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lace ;D
Black ;D
Red :-*
Very pretty ;D
I'm sure you have. a special drawer ;D
Lol I have a lot of drawers ;D ;D
Not much today yet
My dad is chuffed that Blackburn beat Wigan yesterday lol
So to is Bob :D
Yep good game
Thats it for a few months now got to decide wether to get another season ticket or not
How many years you been a season ticket holder then Bob ?
My dad stopped going for while after my mum, but he's right back into it now lol so be back to the Blackburn shop for his birthday ;D ;D
Good for you, but if you ask Bob, I'm sure he has loads of memorabilia that he's never used LOL :D :D ;)
I probably lol
Been going on since 1972 ,season ticket on and off for 35yrs had one for last 25yrs but ive missed a lot of games this year with and its getting to the point if its worth the outlay or not ,will still go on if i dont get one though
I know what ye mean Bob, I missed a lot of matches this year and ended up giving away the tickets, so not sure whether to renew this year.
Admin getting rid of the Kitchen thread, that has reduced Jon post count
Jon and Can made me laugh earlier ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 04, 2014, 13:12:18 PM
Admin getting rid of the Kitchen thread, that has reduced Jon post count
LOL - I just kept reporting them for spam :D
Could do with a bathroom thread need a new one ;D
Just spent the past half hour wondering what the strange noise was that sounded like wasps :o turns out was the gas in my bottle of coke ;D. Can you tell I'm bored
Nowt yet
Me wondering if it was Sunday. Not a soul in the works car park as yet and I was challenging myself to recall if I had given them all the day off or something lol
Quote from: KWC on May 05, 2014, 07:33:35 AM
Me wondering if it was Sunday. Not a soul in the works car park as yet and I was challenging myself to recall if I had given them all the day off or something lol
Its your age ;D
Exactly a month until my birthday don't forget ;D
What Birthday is that ;)
Thought would be on the calendar thingy at the bottom of forum but isn't yet :'( I'm next tho ;D
Quote from: Angel. on May 05, 2014, 07:39:38 AM
Thought would be on the calendar thingy at the bottom of forum but isn't yet :'( I'm next tho ;D
Tried that Calendar link thingy but it says Im unable to access/modify it etc. Just want to look at it
Why can you not see it? I can ;D
Might be because I'm a demigod and your just a legend :P
Just had to slightly modify an Angels post ;D
Quote from: Angel. on May 05, 2014, 07:51:48 AM
Might be because I'm a demigod and your just a legend :P
Ouch :(
Its true tho Only demigods can do it, dunno why
Something hurting ;D
30 days until im 30. 38 :o :o
http://www.scoopy.net/humor/gerbil.htm (http://www.scoopy.net/humor/gerbil.htm)
Quote from: Can the Man on May 05, 2014, 12:20:41 PM
http://www.scoopy.net/humor/gerbil.htm (http://www.scoopy.net/humor/gerbil.htm)
Lol that's brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D just showed it round got everybody crying laughing
It was Ronnie's hamster in the 3 word story that reminded me about that so I googled it. :D
I now have mascara all down my face lol
Quote from: Angel. on May 05, 2014, 12:30:03 PM
I now have mascara all down my face lol
Take a selfie
No chance
LOL
I look rough :o
The duty manager is in early so I can go home in a bit ;D ;D
(http://www.randomblogette.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/mascara-running.jpg)
That is about right ;D ;D
nowt
I'm home early ;D
still nowt to laugh at
Have a beer grumpy ;D
am doing ;D ;D
Get me one could murder a lager and lime
ok then ;D
Thank you :-*
Bleeding nutters on here.
Not you my Cinders :-* :-*
Aww that's nice of you :-* :-*
Quote from: Angel. on May 05, 2014, 16:10:04 PM
Aww that's nice of you :-* :-*
:-* :-*(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/download_zps613128cf.jpg) :-* :-*
Beautiful :-* :-* :-* :-*
Crystal Palace come back from 3 down in last 10 minutes against Liverpool
Quote from: DaveW on May 05, 2014, 22:09:39 PM
Crystal Palace come back from 3 down in last 10 minutes against Liverpool
What happened then ?
Nothing
Finished 3-3. Man city's title now
Still nothing
Nowt
as above ::)
Pointless
Nowt really
Watching benidorm from the other night
Bank holiday over, people back at work
Not me ;D
The noises coming from my other half, I think I put to much chilli in his tea :o ;D ;D
Are his lips moving?
Some part of him is moving :o ;D
Naughty you causing a stirring :o
Simpsons
nothing yet
Angel's red card on 3 word story
::) ::) ::) still dunno
one for the lads to laugh at mi bra strap snapped :o :o
Quote from: DaveW on May 07, 2014, 08:37:16 AM
Angel's red card on 3 word story
Schoolgirl error that Dave. We've had plenty of reds ain't we ;D
i get used to people laughing at me :'( :'(
Cheer up Angel, or Can won't give you anymore sweeties
lol that sounds so wrong ;D
Always been unlucky has Can. As a kid he was the only one who had to buy his own sweets ;D
aww bless ;D ;D
He spent hours locked in a cupboard, poor old thing
its because of all his shocking jokes :o
Not saying my wife is ugly but when my wife was small, dirty old men used to give her sweets to stay out of the car!!
:o :o :o Kenny thats shocking ;D ;D ;D
She must be Can's sister ;D
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 11:35:27 AM
:o :o :o Kenny thats shocking ;D ;D ;D
Maybe you will understand why I go fishing
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/scaryface_zpse8d2e1a0.jpg)
Quote from: KWC on May 07, 2014, 12:03:12 PM
Quote from: Angel. on May 07, 2014, 11:35:27 AM
:o :o :o Kenny thats shocking ;D ;D ;D
Maybe you will understand why I go fishing
(http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii238/KennyCarr_2008/scaryface_zpse8d2e1a0.jpg)
:o :o :o take it off thats horrible :o :o where did you get that picture thats me with a hangover ;D
revenge for 3 word story, That nasty Wigan girls beaten mi high score on hits of 1989 quiz. Bet she cheated ;D ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D late 80's- 90's is my era tho
mid 70's to late 80's mine ;D
:o :o :o i only left school in 1992 ;D ;D
How long have they had schools in Manchester ;D ;D
mine was very nice, hated it but was nice
Mine had an electric fence all the way round ;D
lol ;D ;D to keep you in
correct ;D
mine was a private one, doesnt mean i behaved tho ;D
Didnt realise you are posh totty ;D
lol i'm really not :-*
Well I think you are :-*
i seemed to start misbehaving from about the age of 14 ;D :-* :-*
that was it :o uniform hasnt changed much either :-[ :-[ :-*
http://www.bridgewater-school.co.uk/home (http://www.bridgewater-school.co.uk/home)
Bit like st trinians
it was believe me ;D ;D
I can imagine
i was a good well behaved student :o ;)
Yeah right ;D
Its all true :-* :-*
I've seen Waterloo Road, I know what you Lancashire birds are like
a lot worse in private schools :o ;D ;D
nowt am busy
Loads
Bailey just farted :P
Crazy German in work
Can creeping to Helen, when the legends are here. ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 07, 2014, 23:04:48 PM
Can creeping to Helen, when the legends are here. ::) ::)
What you on about ye YB ? :D :D :D
you ya numptie, 'where's the Angel gone' told ya she's pizzed ;D ;D
Too early
Its Thursday ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 07, 2014, 23:18:15 PM
you ya numptie, 'where's the Angel gone' told ya she's pizzed ;D ;D
Aww did he miss me lol should know by now I'm always in bed early ,getting old ;D
He's like a love struck puppy. What a wimp ;D
Aww its sweet, i do have a soft spot for Can :-* :-* :-* I think the irish accent is very sexy ;D ;D
well be careful, there's certainly no soft spots with him ;D ;D
;D ;D i won't put what i was thinking may get removed :-*
Cough cough, hormone overdose on the loose :D
nothing wrong with my little hormones :-* :-*
Can you make a hormone?
girls can do anything ;D
Can can make a hormone ;D
I'm sure that he can ;D
I thought it was a noise heard outside a house of ill repute
Can must be making them in the Paradise ;D
He's very clever is Can ;D
Are you drinking H ;D
no lol ;D only had orange i'm off alcohol :P
Dave's back must be afternoon tea time
and cake ;D
Scone with clotted cream ;D
bet he doesnt say scone like i do to ;D
No he'll say it the posh way
Thought as much ;D
he never has chips, theyre always fries ;D
;D ;D can't believe he has chips to fattening
I have French fried potatoes occasionally but prefer them sautéed
All cut evenly ;D
of course
unlike his hair ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 08, 2014, 19:44:36 PM
I have French fried potatoes occasionally but prefer them sautéed
We like it posh down this way :P
you'll tell me owt ;D ;D :-*
Too early
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 08, 2014, 22:35:32 PM
you'll tell me owt ;D ;D :-*
I can`t wait to hear you speaking for real ;D
You,ll need an interpreter ;D
I know...what the hell sort of word is ....owt? ::)
Aye ;D
It'll be reet
nothing yet
Cans back ;D
still nothing i'm to tired
Trumpys juzzi quip ;D ;D
ziltch
Jon going perving at Helen's photos. ;D ;D ;D ;D
:o i should of put some more on :-* :-*
The Tats ;)
its boring mine tho, havnt had the leg one done yet i chickened out :o
Show a bit of leg girl ;)
;) ;) ;) it will really hurt that one, not got the guts :o
Can you've lost it again. Quick take a tablet ;D
he wants me to get my legs out now lol ;D
If that's all, consider yourself lucky ;D
i have my eye on him ;D ;D
he could send you his eye through the post ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 09, 2014, 15:12:14 PM
he could send you his eye through the post ;D
:o i just choked on my drink ;D
tragic accident. poked himself with his bagpipe
:o :o bet that stung a bit
it did, but not half as bad as when he lost his leg in the tractor blades
Kenny probably put it on his BBQ ;D ;D
Kenny on the BBQ
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it'll have been a bit tough ;D Anyway he's got a nice mahogany one now, so alls ok
thats brilliant ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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TABLET NOW ;D ;D DO AS YOU ARE OLD
shocking ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I'm planning on setting up this BBQ business in Caleta when I retire, what do you think of it.
(http://blog.tamouse.org/images/bbq_donut_boat.jpg)
(http://static.neatorama.com/images/2007-08/motorcycle-bbq-pit.jpg)
I like the top one ;D
(http://wordlesstech.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/BBQ-donut-boat-3.jpg)
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only so you can get girls in bikinis on it :o ;D ;D
Going home, catch you later :-* :-* :-*
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Quote from: xx H xx on May 09, 2014, 15:34:18 PM
only so you can get girls in bikinis on it :o ;D ;D
Going home, catch you later :-* :-* :-*
NO Familes also
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Knew there'd be a reason ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) TABLET
Quote from: Can the Man on May 09, 2014, 15:35:33 PM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 09, 2014, 15:34:18 PM
only so you can get girls in bikinis on it :o ;D ;D
Going home, catch you later :-* :-* :-*
NO Familes also
(http://www.hoteliermiddleeast.com/pictures/f_b/Openings/BBQ_donut.jpg)
Tell you what Can will do that when we meet up :-* :-* :-*
Two Northerners :P who shall not be named ::)
And a southerner who will remain nameless :-*
Nothing
Been a chuckle this morning
I miss Can he makes me laugh ;D
aye hes a nutcase right enough ;D
Not much
Beautiful Sunny morning
The Eurovision Song contest winner :(
presume UK came nowhere again
Not sure where UK finished, but I believe there's a lot of political voting going on!
About 17th I think
Without a doubt its very political UK came 17th so I'm told
Its pathetic can't see the point in it
Ireland didn't even qualify from the heats, and it was a really good song, though the stage show was rubbish
Bring back Dana
some bearded transvestite from Austria won it, can't stand the programme
aye its garbage
Not much yet
Bobs a laugh
Helen looking to dodge work :D
Jon expecting me to keep him in beer in September
So you should rich southerner ;) ;) ;D
Not guilty Jon
Quote from: Can the Man on May 11, 2014, 16:32:41 PM
Helen looking to dodge work :D
Nothing wrong with that ;D ;D
I'm in a good mood so anything could make me chuckle
Having toast in bed and no one nagging about the crumbs ;D ;D
Bob saying he's tee total ;D
Nearly as good as you being a Nun ::) ::)
Call it even then :-*
Got a day off
How ya gonna cope without going to Morrisons
Got to go there first ;D
Phew i had visions of ya shaking and sweating rocking to and fro in a chair ;D
Cheeky young pup ;D need some ox heart to feed mi kites ;D
Thats good i can relax and enjoy my day ;D
Jon telling us hes going for a dump ::) :P
Mission accomplished. Am burning a bit :(
Bradford Bulls losing 50 - Nil
Minor setback Dave, on the road back to greatness ;D
That I know I'm getting old when I get chuffed about a new quilt cover :o
Its a sure sign ok ;D
Cans jokes
Quote from: xx H xx on May 12, 2014, 16:16:32 PM
That I know I'm getting old when I get chuffed about a new quilt cover :o
Next you'll be telling us you have a favourite pillow :D
I have 2 pillows and know if mine get switched :o ;) ;)
I'm the same, I know if Bernie has changed mine for hers. Mine is firm and hard ;D ;D :D
:o :o :o
Quote from: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:43:48 PM
I'm the same, I know if Bernie has changed mine for hers. Mine is firm and hard ;D ;D :D
:o :o i bet it is :P :P. Mine are round and soft :-*
Quote from: xx H xx on May 12, 2014, 20:46:00 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 20:43:48 PM
I'm the same, I know if Bernie has changed mine for hers. Mine is firm and hard ;D ;D :D
:o :o i bet it is :P :P. Mine are round and soft :-*
And I bet they're pink :D
Very with a white gold bar :-*
And little red jelly tots ;) :-* :-* :-*
That always stand to attention :o ;)
When they are delicately blown over with a warm cooling breath
:o behave you will get me in the mood and he's asleep lol
I like the third jelly tot best :o
Now I know that i am being a gooseberry, just realised that I am a humble hero amongst many demigods, would have been a Demi god has all my posts not been deleted :-[
Quote from: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:03:51 PM
I like the third jelly tot best :o
The one you haven't seen :P
Quote from: Graham. on May 12, 2014, 21:04:09 PM
Now I know that i am being a gooseberry, just realised that I am a humble hero amongst many demigods, would have been a Demi god has all my posts not been deleted :-[
When have your posts been deleted? :o :'(
Quote from: Graham. on May 12, 2014, 21:04:09 PM
Now I know that i am being a gooseberry, just realised that I am a humble hero amongst many demigods, would have been a Demi god has all my posts not been deleted :-[
Can you remember how many you had ?
If so ask Ronnie and he might get them restored for you.
BTW your not a goosegob ;)
Quote from: xx H xx on May 12, 2014, 21:06:08 PM
Quote from: Can the Man on May 12, 2014, 21:03:51 PM
I like the third jelly tot best :o
The one you haven't seen :P
Yes but it's my favourite flavour 'pink raspberry' ;)
Think it was about 6 months ago something changed and they all vanished
Quote from: Graham. on May 12, 2014, 21:08:51 PM
Think it was about 6 months ago something changed and they all vanished
Jon will sort it xx
Was that in the old days of Dross ? Or the new Son of Dross ?
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Won mi darts
Has anyone elses forum changed?..Mines all stretched ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 13, 2014, 06:03:49 AM
Has anyone elses forum changed?..Mines all stretched ::)
Mine has to, I just thought was my tablet playing up again
Nothing
Quote from: xx H xx on May 13, 2014, 06:21:34 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on May 13, 2014, 06:03:49 AM
Has anyone elses forum changed?..Mines all stretched ::)
Mine has to, I just thought was my tablet playing up again
Mines a bit shaky, its not stretched tho ::)
loads
aye been funny today
need Kenny to come back then can start winding him up again ;D ;D ;D
I havnt got to 9000 yet and you put it on lol :-*
know cos im rubbish at pics, so needed to be organised, i'll unlock when you get there ;D :-*
Any excuse to lock me up :P :-* :-*
No that's on mi other forum :P :P
:o :o :o I should start my own forum ;D ;D ;D
great idea ;D ;D ;D
will have to have a think about what it can be based on ;D ;D ;D ;D
Nothing springs to mind ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) :-*
Nothing as bad as that other one :o :o :o
Its very educational ;D
Well i will definitely be keeping that one to myself, don't want my other half researching again :P
Me neither, don't want her getting any ideas ;D
absolutely lol, he has a dirty enough mind without me adding to it :o :o
Think I'd better not look again ;D
Will give you naughty thoughts :-*
already has ;D ;D
Hence why I'm keeping it to myself :-* ;) ;)
ya do right H ;D ;D :-* :-*
Nothing yet its to early
The suns out 8)
Nothing yet
No sun either :(
everything, its a good laugh in here today for a change, prob cos the suns out ;D ;D ;D
Not a laugh, but something made me smile !!
Quote from: KWC on May 14, 2014, 09:57:26 AM
Not a laugh, but something made me smile !!
Do you have wind? ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Quote from: xx H xx on May 14, 2014, 09:59:57 AM
Quote from: KWC on May 14, 2014, 09:57:26 AM
Not a laugh, but something made me smile !!
Do you have wind? ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Not not wind.
Someone made me blush earlier.
Quote from: KWC on May 14, 2014, 10:04:19 AM
Quote from: xx H xx on May 14, 2014, 09:59:57 AM
Quote from: KWC on May 14, 2014, 09:57:26 AM
Not a laugh, but something made me smile !!
Do you have wind? ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)
Not not wind.
Someone made me blush earlier.
Do you have a stutter lol ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
And what made you blush tell all :P :P :P
nothing
Jon saying that he hasn`t been on much ::) ::) :P
aven't honest a bit first thing, then just tea breaks :( :(
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CAN made me laugh :-*
See the forum has got Google AdSense back. Got to be good news
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 14, 2014, 21:10:23 PM
aven't honest a bit first thing, then just tea breaks :( :(
Sorry,my mistake..it did look like you`d been on all day :P
Will you forgive me? :-*
I'd never fall out with you Princess, you know that. Love is never having to say you're sorry :-* :-*
Gawd, puke
ESSEX STUD PMSL ;D ;D
Hahahaha brilliant ;D
If you need any advice
Lol I know enough :P
Quote from: RON THE MAN on May 15, 2014, 07:31:35 AM
I'd never fall out with you Princess, you know that. Love is never having to say you're sorry :-* :-*
Soul mates :-*
Absolutely my bestest :-* :-*
Quote from: RON THE MAN on May 15, 2014, 21:35:40 PM
Absolutely my bestest :-* :-*
Why the name change? ???
Its a long story, in my absence everyones fallen out Princess, theres only bob you and me still friends ;D ;D :-* :-*
PNE getting beat in play offs now thats made my week ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: RON THE MAN on May 15, 2014, 21:42:04 PM
Its a long story, in my absence everyones fallen out Princess, theres only bob you and me still friends ;D ;D :-* :-*
Cheers, thanks just lovely :'( what have I done?
See jon its only the hardcore on here that are faithful
Thanks
Newbies just cant trust em :'( :'( :'(
What's going on here ?
Quote from: The Dark Man on May 15, 2014, 22:05:51 PM
What's going on here ?
Dunno obviously I'm not involved in it, can I come with you? :-*
Thats a leading question if ever i heard one ;D
It sure is ;D
Answer it then ::)
Only you can answer it ;D
If you're quick you will ::)
Nowt yet. Hope there's no falling out today
Nothing yet, and i agree jon
Not a lot so far!!!
What's up with you now, seriously the blokes on here are stressing me out :'(
Am good cos weathers good
its sunny ;D ;D 8) 8) 8) 8)
The dark man
I'm on Steve's forum now............you just can't get away from me ;D ;D ;D
I can never log in and the captchas after 10 posts do mi head in, theyre really hard ;D ;D
ive only posted about 5 times yet and put a profile pic on lol :-*
if you do 10 on the trot captcha comes in
can't think of anything else to put on ;D ;D
I'm only a shadow of my old self :o :o :o :o :o :o
(http://lightobservations.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/dark-man.jpg)
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Whats under your coat? :P :P
nothing
and why are you hidden?
I will not show my face again
The darkness will prevail
bonkers
proper bonkers
i meant the skirted wonder lol
Cans pictures on my dross bucket made me spit out my drink ;D ;D ;D
The skirted wonder in my universe is female - but then you never know with some :o :o :o :o :o
(http://www.sewweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/IMG_3820A.jpg)
At last he speaks ;D
lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
knew he couldn't resist ;D
I can sense a picture coming on ;D ;) ;)
so can i ;D
its quiet for a bit :o :o
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Quote from: The Dark Man on May 16, 2014, 14:00:30 PM
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:o :o :o :o :o don't like that :'( :'( :'(
aye
Next door wheeling his case to his car, weekend away will get some sleep tonight
ya an old misery guts ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
You would have probably thumped him last night noisy b*gger
Doesn't do to disturb the friends of the dark man >:( >:( >:(
Danny snoring like he has summat stuck somewhere lol I just keep prodding!
Not Can that's for sure ;D
Do you think he would prefer being prodded? Would have at least woke up :o :o :o
Hot outside at this time 8) 8)
Its the weekend and supposed to be hot :P 8)
Nothing
Headlines on The Sun newspaper ::) ::)
Get fit with Kerry katona lol
wonder if she'd open the new ladies gym ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 17, 2014, 12:51:50 PM
wonder if she'd open the new ladies gym ;D
:o no chance lol
Why not, great publicity
If it ever gets finished ::). Will get my dad to open it he's helped us out with the ever mounting cost
Good old Dad, well done that man
Lol I owe him a lot :o ;D
The sun made my nose go red :o ;D
nothing much
Too early
This glorious weather sat outside at 7am just me dog and cat, drinking mi brew, marvellous
Is it a Labrador ?
Nope Heinz 57 was a rescue dog.
Best type, and I presume your pussy is a moggy as well :D
Got 2 and they were left in a bag in our garden >:(
Can's new handle
What is the eye of Horus?
I have no idea
Price of the meal for 6 people tonight
12 triple ouzos free
5 starters 6 main meals 1bottle of wine 3 fantas
€46 ;D eat with the locals thats my motto
Oh and been back to pool bar had 3 free shots of vodka north never heard of it its lovely ;D and a couple of large vodkas
In bed now 2340
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 18, 2014, 10:40:32 AM
What is the eye of Horus?
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Horus was the ancient Egyptian sky god who was usually depicted as a falcon, most likely a lanner or peregrine falcon. His right eye was associated with the sun god, Ra. The eye symbol represents the marking around the eye of the falcon, including the "teardrop" marking sometimes found below the eye. The mirror image, or left eye, sometimes represented the moon and the god Djehuti (Thoth).
Eye of Horus in hieroglyphs
In one myth, when Set and Horus were fighting for the throne after Osiris's death, Set gouged out Horus's left eye. The majority of the eye was restored by either Hathor or Thoth (with the last portion possibly being supplied magically). When Horus's eye was recovered, he offered it to his father, Osiris, in hopes of restoring his life. Hence, the eye of Horus was often used to symbolise sacrifice, healing, restoration, and protection.
My tat
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Nice tat babe, bit small like ;D have you seen one of Danny's on my profile ;D
The suns shining 8)
It certainly is 8) 8)
Mrs w calling for Ralf and Huey well she will knock all this free ouzo back then sup retsina and red wine ::)
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 19, 2014, 07:28:48 AM
Mrs w calling for Ralf and Huey well she will knock all this free ouzo back then sup retsina and red wine ::)
Lol...I hate being sick ::) :P
Clears your stomach of acid bile stops your heartburn ;D ;D
Disgusting
Nowt wrong with a good barf
Am never sick, too tight to part with it ;D
I have a phobia of being sick so do everything I can to stop it :D
You said it jon
I'll let H's latest love conquest do her 10000th post ::) ::) ;D
:-* :-* your to kind xx
That's if he notices ::) ::)
He better do, I noticed his :-*
All will soon be revealed ;D
Done!!!!! :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Ive noticed just thought Jon would like to do the thread as a peace offering ;D
10000 needs a pic and I can't do em ::)
Its easy you need to get your thing in the middle ;D
Nor me although ive learnt how to download pictures to the media area but don't know how to transfer them to threads,took some piccies with the iPad last week in Fuerte
What thing
We're a bit useless H, would you mind doing ya own, then we'll congratulate you ::) ::)
Photo bucket, upload PIC, copy and paste image link, then in little PIC frame thing just above smilies, put your blue arrow in the middle and paste :-*
Photobucket has locked me out and i cant get back in
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 19, 2014, 08:03:49 AM
We're a bit useless H, would you mind doing ya own, then we'll congratulate you ::) ::)
Forget it leave it for Kenny :'( :'(
Just tried, can't do it :'(
Whatever :'(
Av got Dave on the case hopefully
Where's Kenny :'( :'(
He's here
Still sulking because can't be buddies says pending on mine and unconfirmed on his :o
Having an argument by text
Its nearly beer time
It was beer time, now its wine time
Nothing im bored
I keep getting giggles and its winding my miserable other half up even more ;D ;D ;D
When I do that in bed, the whole bed vibrates :P :P :P
Hahaha I know that's why he's sighing ;D ;D
Nothing yet
Nothing
Nowt
You've just said that ;D ;D
Well still nowt ;D
Kenny's salmon info. Glad I don't touch it ;D
uncontrollable giggles with all this fishy talk .................must be affecting me lol ;D
Not much
Nothing past couple hours
still nowt much
Ziltch
Suns shining again ;D
yep, least its sunny ;D
been a nice day again and I have a glass of wine
As above ;D
Nowt, been a long hard day
Someone not taking my darkness seriously. :P :P :P
Nowt
Quote from: The Dark Man on May 22, 2014, 00:14:49 AM
Someone not taking my darkness seriously. :P :P :P
I do :-*
I don't ya bonkers ;D
Early finish ::) ;D Love Thursdays ;D
Mi 75000 thread ;D
The only other female on here didn't say owt about my 10,000 thread, noted and listed
Didn't get woken up last night ;D
i am home now ;D
got paid for yesterday ;D
you been selling your body again :-* :-* :P
all day and night earned 37p ;D
oh dear, i would give you a quid ;D
Kenny's hair removal post ;D ;D ;D
aye he's a fruit cake ;D
I do believe i have officially lost it, i just put milk in my orange instead of water :o what's all that about lol
what's a dundee cake...........if it has raisins in i'm not interested cannot stand the horrid little things ;D ;D ;D ;D
Think we can safely say you won't like it ;D
lol it has rabbit droppings in then? ;D
It certainly does ;D ;D
eurgh no cannot stand them ;D ;D
a funny email i got off Kenny ;D ;D
Hope it wasn't rude ;D
no, just very amusing, i would send it you if had your email ;D
I only open rude ones, ask Can ;D
can do that to ;D :-* :-*
Nowt to laugh at
Not a lot
not a lot still
We are a right bundle of joy today :-*
sick of these long days
Texting my bestest :-*
who's that then, not that Bob again I hope :( :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on May 23, 2014, 15:43:15 PM
who's that then, not that Bob again I hope :( :(
I only text one person today :-*
LOL and it was lovely to hear from you :-* :-*
Danny sulking all round Morrison's
Yes Dee thanks for texting me today, such a surprise to hear from you :-*
Aww I'll text you im always on my phone xx
Hale & Pace taking the piss out of Yorkshire Airlines (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koswK8wXwTI#)
Yorkshire Airlines (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJFq2jhgQT8#)
Having a bet on the world cup with Georgios the owner up to five weeks holiday for the winner
I think I'm still drunk :o
Well dont drive then
He came in at same time so he did thank god :o
Both of us going home early ;D quiet in here
My spicy curry is having a very windy effect on my other half ;D
I am in the middle of uncontrollable giggles, the small things make me laugh can't beat toilet humour ;D
Oh dear not a giggly young H ;D
Very much so ;D. It just gets worse, its infectious loads laughing now, only started with his stomach and wind problem :D ;D
I hate when you get an SBD slipped out :o
Hahahaha doesn't bother me that now tho with having no sense of smell ;D
But I'll bet you let them on him ;D
;D ;D I don't do that, I do however shoot tiny puffs of glitter that smell like rainbows :-*
(http://www.imagesbuddy.com/images/83/2013/08/stop-stop-im-gonna-pee-lol-graphic.jpeg)
I got the giggles again lol its one of them days ;D
Don't know whether Jon will allow this ?
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:o :o lol be ok he's in a good mood :-*
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:o lol it certainly cheered him up :-*
Behave young Can ;D
Many things ;D :-*
nowt am bored
(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/58/5840f357ebf84362d8c63575c63e8e2c53a0d53a516b5004beecea89f8586cc7.jpg)
The bird has flown ;D ;D
A nights sleep then Dave :P
Nothing yet I'm still looking :o
Nothing yet.....except for a certain thread
Jon and Kenny :-*
So glad we amuse you ;D
Nowt yet
Quote from: Speedy Gonzales on May 25, 2014, 20:34:26 PM
A nights sleep then Dave :P
I wish, slept on couch and wife on floor till it quietened down
Quote from: DaveW on May 26, 2014, 12:15:55 PM
Quote from: Speedy Gonzales on May 25, 2014, 20:34:26 PM
A nights sleep then Dave :P
I wish, slept on couch and wife on floor till it quietened down
Thats what i like to see chivalry wife on the floor ??? ??? ???
She was worried about my dicky ticker, there were cushions on the floor
That makes it ok then ;D ;D
:o if I had to sleep on the floor it wouldn't just be your dicky ticker to be concerned about :o
I always said that the northern women wear the trousers
its just that we know how to treat our ladies ;D
Very true :-*
silly nonsense
See us Northerners have always had betters manners towards the ladies ;) ;) ;D ;D
Not much
Same here
Bob setting up his nagging thread ;D ;D
Must like being nagged then if setting up its own thread ;D ;D ;D :P
Why is Can now Crow :o :o
Who knows what goes on in his mind ;D
It's horrible sounds like something you get out of a snotty nose :o
waiting for Jon to hit 76,000 but he keeps vanishing ;D
Helen saying jon was handsome. :D :D :D
will there ever be a day when i don't get picked on.............i will stay silent then :'(
Jon !
(http://home.swipnet.se/emmerdale3/skrivbordsbilder/paddy.jpg)
Lol ;D
Good looking chap ain't i ;D
Sometimes
D'ya wanna be in my gang ?
(http://i.imgur.com/hShMo.jpg)
:o lol
Nothing
Last day, then a day off tomorrow. Gawd I hate bank hols ruins mi routine
Got a good nights sleep for the first time in a week
Have they gone Dave
No unfortunately is along term renter, I am hoping that my complaints through the owner have worked
Got to go guys. Have good days all
see you later Jon, don't work too hard
Pouring down here, so hopefully will be quiet
nothing, but i'm home so that made me feel better
lots of things, been a funny morning
I am on Steve's forum also at the moment and somebody is doing quite rude word association lol
Is it anybody on here :o :o :o
I am actually getting embarrassed, the 3 word story is getting shocking to :o :o :o :o must be one of you lot winding me up
Hark at Miss innocent, at least Steve is trying to clean it up
It is your mate Ron/Jon he is good at setting up bogus sign-ons, ask him about Jessica and Archie
well he is rude and i am embarrassed lol for once in my life, i was dreading scrolling down to see what was next :o :o :o
Don't believe you, you were egging him on ;D
no i was not!!!! I wont be able to have a normal conversation with him again now lol ;D
Sneaky boy our Jon
Very :o
Wonder what young Jessica is up to these days
Have nice dreams xxxxxxxxxxx my babe
Nothing yet
Day off
In bed still
having an argument by text is most amusing
Trying to follow what has been going on here these last few days.
Who is upsetting my dark princess ?
Quote from: Crow on May 29, 2014, 13:56:52 PM
Trying to follow what has been going on here these last few days.
Who is upsetting my dark princess ?
Doesn't matter now Can, I haven't had the best week and all got on top of me and not in a good way lol, I let rip on the nagging thread
Good for you babe, you 'Vent your Spleen' any time :D
Has to be done sometimes don't like being walked all over ;D
Sorry Babe, but I gotta get back to work, if I want to get out of here tomorrow evening :(
Catch you online later this evening, hope the music videos work out for you, I have posted another one that I hope you will like.
No worries babe I'll be on here later xxx
The noises my stomach is making :o it sounds like someone emptying a sink lol
Lads queing up in the canteen for the pizza guy to arrive. Today is Pizza Friday in our canteen.
This is brilliant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcuaeYV9oM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdcuaeYV9oM)
another forum, its beginning to give me a headache
The Captcha's ?
they are a pain.....on the desk top computer its ok but when im on my tablet i cant see them properly ::) ::)
Strech them, thats what I do, and you can always refres to a different one. I much prefer the numbers.
i spend ages trying to get a different one lol, yeah the numbers are easier ;D
J has his last exam tomorrow then he will be home for the summer next weekend ;D
Really hope exams gone brilliantly, Enjoy the summer hols :-*
He thinks hes done ok so far,thanks Jon...he gets his brains from his Mum ;D
Congrats to the lad Dee :)
Blooming noisy pigeon outside
Quote from: Can the Man on May 31, 2014, 00:07:01 AM
Congrats to the lad Dee :)
Thanks Can :-*
Theres some weird stuff going on ::)
There certainly is Dee ;D
Catching up with an old friend who I haven`t spoken to for over 20 years on Facebook ;D...guess its useful for something ::)
Did you fall out :-*
No..he was an old work colleague and just lost contact when I left.. ::)
Was that when you left Argos
Yeah...are you psychic? ;D
No you told me, how's that for a memory ;D
I told you? I can`t remember that...lol
Thats a very good memory Jon ;D
It was a question on Dees dog ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on June 03, 2014, 23:39:32 PM
It was a question on Dees dog ;D :-*
Flippin` heck....give that man a gold star ;D ;D
We haven`t played that for ages ::)
Been waiting for you to start it again :-*
Had to laugh at the run out of Jos Buttler yesterday ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on June 04, 2014, 05:01:24 AM
Been waiting for you to start it again :-*
I`ll have a look for it ;D
It disappeared when dross was deleted, and never started again on son of dross
My sons child missy
Not much really
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on June 04, 2014, 11:11:41 AM
It disappeared when dross was deleted, and never started again on son of dross
Thats why I couldn`t find it :'(
Just found out I have 3 months unlimited internet on my phone ;D
England losing 1-0
Forgot all about that garbage
It made me laugh its too hot in Miami christ whats it gonna be like in middle of the bloody Amazon
I know its a joke. none in my dream team ;D
Nor mine
1-1 half time
Aye shrek
See Gibraltar beat Malta 1-0 battle of the titans there ;D
Jon stressing :P
Don't like missing mi Princess :'(
wheres the barf bag pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
The suns shining and my boys home form Uni tomorrow ;D ;D
The noisy b******d from next door has gone away for the weekend
Things on another forum ::) ::) :( :(
My sons dog Missy
Raining in lancy land
Couldn't get on here quick enough.
Just taken a cheque from a Mr David R Wade for £1845 for today's funeral reception. Nearly fell over laughing. Bet it bounces ;D ;D
I will check the account tonight
Sunshine ;D
Dave's cheque been paid in today ;D
Early finish ;D
Young kids playing in the pool
Wife was trying to read her book on the terrace when next door starting bonking his young lady rather loudly (the walls are very thin). Well better now than at 3 in the morning
Watching Adrian Chiles on the World Cup struggling to fill the time
Yorkshire to the rescue yet again in the test match
Quote from: DaveW on June 12, 2014, 17:34:34 PM
Wife was trying to read her book on the terrace when next door starting bonking his young lady rather loudly (the walls are very thin). Well better now than at 3 in the morning
This made me laugh :P Poor Dave ::)
Yep poor Dave, his wrist is aching :'(
Quote from: DaveW on June 12, 2014, 17:34:34 PM
Wife was trying to read her book on the terrace when next door starting bonking his young lady rather loudly (the walls are very thin). Well better now than at 3 in the morning
Back to the bagpipes Dave, try this www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPUgq1SkB8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPUgq1SkB8#ws)
Spoke too soon. They were at it again in the early hours although I slept through it but unfortunately they kept Mrs W awake. When we got back this lunch time they were still at it with her profusely agreeing with him in very loud ways drowning out passing traffic and aircraft! For the first time in 50 years I heard my dear wife utter the F word.
Dave at this stage you need to do something that will drown them out ;D
dave you need to tape them then play it back at full volume ;D ;D ;D
He has gone away for the weekend - pure bliss
does he live there Dave?
No he is renting it so hopefully wont be there too long. If he is still here when we get back will look at what we can do to get him evicted
Just clicked Bobs profile by mistake, didn't realise I'm on one of the pics. Please remove instantly ;) ;) ;D
Second from the rights a good looking chap ;D
Bloody hell it is you Jon didnt know you could speak German though ;D
Ya achtung
It was you ;D
Yes now get it removed before mi Princess is scarred for life ;D
That was taken in Thassos at the scary man restaurant,only us and another couple ,he locked the place up made us all loads of food then we sat down had a few drinks by the big open fire ,scaryman is the guy with the facial hair really strange bloke ,the place is full of tack for a better word,he has visitors books from 20yrs ago that you have to sign
Bit like TOTT then ;D
Bit better clientele ;D
Still waiting for the Mrs. Jeez days gonna have gone ::)
Jeez pubs open by now
Coats on, think we're off now. Bye Bob, I'll give you a wave ;D
See ya later mate
Wife looking for her glasses when they were on her head, proverbial blonde moment. ;D
Being second in the fantasy league
Dave been top now ;D
A post by Bob on food and drink ;D ;D ;D
ENGLAND
Wife suggesting she would make dinner - it's steak and she's not allowed cook them. I like mine rare
England's cricketers
Never trust a Lancastrian batsman ;D
Good old Ali ::)
2 balls to go I ask ya Bob
Saurez having a nibble again
Rugby Cricket Football christ are we good at owt ??
Anyone for tiddlywinks ;D
Fifa to look into suarez incident
we're not bad at darts ;D
Is that why we want it introduced as an olympic sport ;D
well it is a game for true athletes ;D
Yeh ive seen em up close ::)
Mi dream team am gonna romp it now ::)
Reading that the goofy bloke got banned ;D..think they should take all his goals away and put us back in :P
Suarez Princess Suarez :-*
that poof ronaldo going home ;D ;D ;D
finally he got lisa some points ;D
Did you read about the bloke who put a bet on for Suarez to bite someone? :P
did he win ::) ::) ::) :P :P :P
think so, it was his dad
or his manager
So..what are your predictions of who will win? ::)
Greece ;D ;D
Glens well happy..hes done a sweep stake at work and his 2 teams are still in...Costa Rica and Mexico ;D
ive got a bet on free accommodation
You`ve lost me ::)
where i stayed in Greece Geogios who owns the place (8 rooms) we picked all the teams out the winner gets 1 weeks free accommodation either in Greece or my place in Fuerte if you get both teams in the final 2 weeks and if you get all teams in the semis 5 weeks
Germany
I understand now ..so I guess this was made over a few drinks? :P
yes at 3am whilst in Greece in May, paper signed in front of witnesses ;D ;D
Are Greece in with a chance then?
none whatsoever
ive 10 left Georgios has 8
I'm inclined to agree with Jon, I think Germany will win the Cricket World Cup ;D
Can and palaeontologist
I fancy Greece to win the tidily winks World Cup
Dave and his incompetence
Is that Dave and his incontinence you mean Jon ? ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
That's the one Can ;D ;D ;D
Very kind of you Jon, I'm sure our Dave will appreciate that when he meets up with you in Caleta
Shame you're not over
yea, its a pity all right :'(
The sun is shining 8)
It certainly is ;D
Can the snake man - exaggerating again, should be Can the worm man
Think he's referring to the snake he's got wrapped round his neck
Didn't see that
am sure its a snake ;D
It's a green anaconda it was about 2.5m long, it eats whole piglets for its meal. :o
So does Dave ;D
Nothing today, been in bad form with me hay fever, going to get the injection tomorrow
Poor old Can :'( :'(
Still not in good form today
Get well soon mate :-* :-*
Thanks buddy ;)
Its Friday ;D ;D
Its curry night
Nah its Spag Bol night :D
The tour de France, think you have to be here to realise how big it is.
Steve's forum, some strange characters on it :D
Not Can's jokes but now I know why my nickname is big thumbs
Big thumbs ? ??? ??? ???
Your joke about a certain part of the anatomy being 3 times the length of your thumb
Ahhhh LOL ;D ;D ;D, that's why the call me horse :P
Horses don't have thumbs
No but the girls used say I was built like a horse :P
Ready for the glue factory
Glue the girls to me :D
The glorious sunshine
One of the banners on the Tour de France today
'Forget Yorkshire, the only way is Essex'
Was it Dee holding the banner ;D
Dross ain't bottom of the page anymore
G bought me some new flip flops for hols ;D
Hope youre getting some more for Sept ;D ;D
How's Selwyn Bradley doing Jon
Not got a clue what youre on about Dan ;D
I said to my German mate, "How come you Germans don't have a sense of humour?"
He said, "We don't need one, our team can play football."
twit.
very droll Can
Most Muslim women are so ugly, no man would love them unless they had a bag over their head.
Which pretty much explains the invention of the burqa.
No swearing, weve only just got forum back and weve borrowed it ;D
Bummer
Can't do Steve's captchas too hard ;D
Weakling :o
Some of the words Can, just can't make em out
Put on your milk bottle ends ;D
Am too thick :'(
Bob and Dee my supposed friends ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 14, 2014, 07:13:44 AM
Bob and Dee my supposed friends ::)
Did no one do you a thread for 79K?
Dunno, what do you reckon ;D
Jon's smilie face
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Yes very funny Can ;D
I think so too Jon
Thought you might
I`m going on holiday today ;D ;D ;D
Wahay have a great time 8)
Supposed to be sunny, its grey and cold
Jon missing Dee
That's not funny, it's hard Can :'( :'(
We've got adverts on dross again. Must mean we're trusted now ;D
It's hot, sunny and the best i have felt all week so all is good :-* :-* :-*
Getting the forum back
Aye its good to be back
Got 3 numbers on lotto last night, first win this year
£25 richer then
Another nice day for it
You should be careful as you are expecting
I'm ok Dave
Nowt.......morning sickness back :'( :'( :'( :'(
Suns shining again ;D
I can stay in bed ;D ;D
Forgot offered to look after mates lad this afternoon, why do you open ya mouth when you've had a few ::)
Aww hahaha get in practice I may need childminder next year ;D ;D
No problem H
Will pay you well :P
Might have to bring Can with me ;D
A threesome will cost you ;D :D
That's OK Cans loaded ;D
:o really?
Cash only ;D
Nowt yet, still feeling rough
Hangover? ;D one thing I don't miss....I know a good cure but won't put it on here ;)
getting some funny emails ;D
Nowt much been busy
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on July 28, 2014, 09:16:50 AM
That's OK Cans loaded ;D
I'm always loaded, Quick Draw McGraw ;D
:o cheeky :P
Nowt yet
Not a lot so far
Yippee, mi Princess is back :-* :-*
At least the suns shining so I can get some washing done ::)
Aye get your bikini nice and clean for September :-*
Emails I got :D
Bob as usual
A big bunch of flowers I just got from the staff
Weve won a test match ;D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BkwnGq2yaA
This is so funny, especially at the end of the video
37 points and no blobs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XKartWUMh0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gng3sPiJdzA
Well done Dave, well played
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ynq9Vri9jI0
yes very good Can ::) ::) Tablet time
Just read the post Villa Pizza on General Chat - they are knocking lumps out of one another
Yep Dave, I've noticed Adkins viewed it twice today, might stir it up a bit
Who's Adkins ?
Everything I'm in a really good mood
BABE XXXXXX
You've all gone mad. Lol ;) ;D ;D
Adkins think its a diet
I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh, what a pity," she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week."
found 65 euros in mi shorts pocket
Quote from: Can the Dark Man on August 02, 2014, 10:58:13 AM
I nudged my wife in bed last night, and whispered "Did you know it's National Orgasm Day?"
"Oh, what a pity," she yawned, turning away. "Right in the middle of National Headache Week."
Aww babe! I never get headaches :P :P. In fact its the opposite
Nice one Jon I did similar thing got cases out and was 50 Euros in it .......nice ;D
The plus side of getting drunk on ya last night H ;D
See always a good reason to get drunk xx
Last nights meal. 4 of us. 1 bottle of wine, 2 pints coke. 4 starters. 4 mains. 3 sweets. 1 coffee. £278-95. Nearly bloomin died. :'( :'(
:o :o :o :o :o :o did you not look at the prices on the menu before ordering lol :P
Don't think there were any prices >:(
Shouldn't be any bother to a rich man like you Jon ;)
Says Mr Minted over there...................babes ;D
Silly people on here ::)
Yes they are Dee, couldn't agree more
::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 04, 2014, 12:26:40 PM
Last nights meal. 4 of us. 1 bottle of wine, 2 pints coke. 4 starters. 4 mains. 3 sweets. 1 coffee. £278-95. Nearly bloomin died. :'( :'(
Where did you go - The Ritz? ;D
Could have done with you Dave, get me a bit knocked off ;D
A few things
I always have a laugh on here ;D
Me too, its good banter ;D ;D
Must still be raining in Ipswich. Dave's not golfing ;D
Course waterlogged - course closed at present. >:( >:( >:(
Blimey, you must have had some rain :'(
Yes, once it stop the course will drain quickly but there are about 60 people in the club house waiting for the comp to start so would be a long wait on the tee when it does open
So are you not bothering then mate
All concerned about Can's babes ;D ;D ;D
You got a lot of pigs then ;D
Reading through all this.........was Can drunk last night? ;D ;D
Think he has a whole field full ;D
Think he'd had a couple last night ;D
hahahaha do you think? ;) ;)
sure so, couldn't understand a word of his ramblings ::)
Might be quiet today then if has a hangover ;D
How is the hangover Can LOL ;D :-* :-* ?
I don't get hangovers princess ;D
Ooo I love a man that never suffers from hangovers, LOL ;D ;D :-* :-* :-*
Im the perfect man babe :-* :-* :-*
My handsome Dark Man :-* :-* :-* :-*
Always my beautiful dark princess :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
and my gorgeous dark man :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Being told that our new cooker wouldn't be delivered today it arrived at 4.30 - can eat again
:-* :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*
Will have to go in 5 minutes princess, will you be here tonight? :-* :-*
India 8-4
Bob stirring it at the top of the board
Who me ::)
Yes you Deso ;D
Pulling the wool over some peoples eyes. Its great fun. :D :D :D :D
I was crying at one point Can, had an office full watching :D :-*
I know what you mean ;) ;) ;) ;)
Mine sounded rude lol..or is it my mind again ;D :D
David Lloyd
Hilarious, talking on cricket about Manchester.
Oh right hadn't a clue what your on about ;D
cricket commentator from Accrington. Reckons all the planes coming in, are bringing tourists from Mauritius, Seychelles Caribbean etc for a holiday on the Costa del Salford
Hahaha Costa del Salford , is some lovely areas here then there is the really rough ones
Also apparently on Piccadilly, theres a bar called the town hall tavern, if you go in there, ask for George the greek you get a free drink, if you mention his name ;D, but don't go in a bar called long legs, it'll cost you a bob or two
Its a good pub the The Town Hall Tavern ;D
Can would like Long Legs ;)
apparently George the Greek has worked there for 30 years, and still cant speak English.
He did say if you went in long legs, youd get a very warm welcome
Oh aye very warm, I know where that is, right in middle of China town see some right weirdos going in there
Aye that's what he said ;D
Looks like your trying to set me up Jon, I'm not very pleased >:(
Set you up with who
Long legs
Nowt wrong with long legs
Nice are long legs ;D........pain to get jeans tho
Terrible if they get wrapped round mi neck
I only got short ones :(
Are you 5" 7 can ?
Yea, but I have a long body, my legs are 29" inside leg :D
I get 34" jeans inside leg ;D
Lucky you ;)
Jeez it would be like snow white and one of her dwarfs
Hahaha
But look where my nose and mouth line up ;D ;D ;D
Yep you can lick her knees
:o :o same with me and husband he's 6'4 :P :P
I've had no complaints , I stand tall
As the Popes sang
Walk tall, walk straight and look the world right in the eye
That's what my mama told me when I was about knee high
She said son, be a proud man and hold your head up high
Walk tall, walk straight and look the world right in the eye
All through the years that I grew up, ma taught these things to me
But I was young and foolish then and much too blind to see
I ignored the things she said as if I'd never heard
Now I see and understand the wisdom of her words
Walk tall, walk straight and look the world right in the eye
That's what my mama told me when I was about knee high
She said, son, be a proud man and hold your head up high
Walk tall, walk straight and look the world right in the eye
5'7 isn't that short anyway xx
Lovely poem Can xx :-* :-*
Do you not know the song ?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BL58-Sh94ms
Will have play it tomorrow don't want to wake him up ;D
Ok babe
:-* :-* :-*
Duck worth/Lewis
Just noticed a forum guest is viewing mi profile. Hope its a fit bird :P
Gives me the creeps that
David Lloyd rambling on about Manchester tram system, apparently the finest in Europe ::)
He's obviously never been on them then
Driven one apparently. Showing it at lunch interval. 1pm sky sports 2 I think, if not today tomorrow
When they are running and not had someone jumping in front of them :o
This forum ;D
Not much so far, not raining yet ;D
Are you hoping for rain? ::)
Mi pansies and fuschias could do with a drop of it
Lots of pansies in Yorkshire
Yep of all different colours
Yeh and the not so rare brown one ::) ::)
Not a lot
An hours great drossing, not a you know what in sight ;D ;D
Aye much better
Ps Steves forum wont open for me either
Nope nor me, R or Selwyn
Sorry meant S ;D ;D
I managed to log in then if try and post logs me out :'(
I think its trying to tell you something ;D ;D
I probably broke it ;D my husband has been on though >:( >:( I just assumed was my tablet on a go slow
Just as long as you don't break this one..............again ;D ;D
I'm trying not to :o ;D
It must be due to crash again ::) ::)
Possibly isn't fixed right yet :(
Just got a feeling when it is fixed, and new forum in place. Posts will go back to zero, will be gutted ;D ;D
:o :o they won't do that will they?
It is only a number, get a life
He's a comic is our Dave ;D
Can saying he was surprised how soft my manc voice was, was expecting something more harsh :o when I left him a voice message, cheeky git
0545 spare man arrived that means no job for me off at 10am ;D ;D
Dee been here at dinner time. Hope she don't get a job ;D
nothing
I've had a chuckle today
is it wind ;D
Bought my months internet, now upgraded to 4 mbits, seems as fast as my expensive BT set up 8)
Ya a shrewd cookie ;D
Bob and Dee, numpties ;D ;D :-* :-*
I do indeed :-* :-*
Barry's photo amendments in Rikki met Cliff thread
Its Friday ;D
Very astute Princess. Well done :-*
Being greeted by a magpie when I went into the garden this morning ;D
Nowt yet am fragile.
Noble's penalty miss and big fat Sam's face ;D
Daniels hangover ;D ;D
Guiseley sitting proudly at the top of Vanarama Conference North ;D
India 94 all out ;D
Not much as yet...its Monday :(
Day off
The guilty look on my husbands face because of his "accident"" emailing yesterday >:(
Terrible smell drifting over Leeds. Bob must have hit town ;D
Drossing with my buds ;D
Chatting with Can all afternoon
Icelandic volcano might erupt whilst we're in fuerte. Bring on that ash cloud ;D
Cans emails
nowt this evening
My unsuspecting victims
Banties are flying ;D
Bats are flying
Had a chuckle with Bob
Bob daren't post on the train fare thread. Am all ready for it as well ;D ;D
Having a dross with Jon this morning :P
Sarcy laugh yep
Forum crashed again about 1pm
I couldn't get on Steve's either? Thought was my WiFi here
All OK now
Bob saying Caletas full of Weirdo's . Priceless. Can't wait to read the backlash ;D ;D
But i aint wrong though ;D ;D ;D
Absolutely not. Too many cockeneeees for my liking ;D ;D
Mrs roar she is bollas**d :D
Gone to bed
Poor Mrs Roar. Hope you've looked after her young Bobby ;D
Spurs scoring 4
Read the story F@nny F@rting, it's hilarious
http://www.lawoftheplayground.com/browse.php?type=pupil&id=1067
Haha xx
I would love to hear that frogs chorus
I bet you would ;D
Spurs scoring four
Not much today ::)
Oh dear. Cheer up Princess :-*
Nothing at all
It is a bright sunny day
heatwave on its way Dave
More like a flood :o :o :o :o :o
My husband attempting to cook ...........I was safe with toast. Ambulance on stand by for Lauren lol ;D ;)
Nowt yet.
Nothing
Mi princess is here :-*
The thought of seeing my bestest very soon :-*
Oh it'll make you laugh alright ;D
We`ll have some laughs,thats for sure :P
I think we will Dee ;D ;D
See Kenny's had trouble in his stone bunker ;D
Read that last night ,well if you frequent these places your asking for trouble ;D ;D
Think Baz is asking for it as well ;D ;D
Dont think ive read that
Its on there ;D ;D
Ive just posted to stir it up
I'll have a look, when I win guess the number ;D
You have a 5050 chance ;)
I gave him it. Hope he finds mi edit funny ;D
To late its been awarded to you ;D
I can't do that to the poor old lad ;D
Hes only a poor little cockeneee
Read ya post on Kenny's bunker. Blue shorts bald head glasses. Sounds like Cockeneeeee Dave ;D
oops dave dont go to corrie mate
Too late me thinks ;D
nice knowing him ;D ;D
nothing yet
Man U getting beat 4-0 and not finished yet
Good result MK Dons
My heart bleeds for the Utd fans ::) ::) ::)
Yeah its a real shame ;D
Nothing really today
Only Man Utd losing
Same here ;D
Its Baileys birthday ...5 today ;D ;D
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My husband sending naughty emails :o
Mighty Bantams thrashing Leeds
My conversation with virgin media
Bob being diplomatic on Paddy thread ;D
Sunbathing and texting 8) ;D
Very nice Dee :-*
Quote from: The Dark Princess on August 28, 2014, 12:36:52 PM
My conversation with virgin media
Should that not have read a media virgin ! ;D
It is so good to have Can the Man back again. Really missed him :-*
Chatting with my bestest :P
Its always a pleasure my little jellied eel :-* :-*
Can I call you a Yorkshire pud then? :P
Yes I think you probably will ;D ;D
Few things
Had a call today...might not be getting made redundant after all...hope so ;D
That's great news Dee, we'll have to celebrate ;D :-*
Some emails I have
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on August 26, 2014, 09:03:14 AM
Read ya post on Kenny's bunker. Blue shorts bald head glasses. Sounds like Cockeneeeee Dave ;D
My solicitor will be in touch with my libel claim Mr Reeve
I deny all responsibility Mr Wade ;D ;D ;D
Yorkshire pud with a jellied eel in it ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on August 30, 2014, 00:50:38 AM
Yorkshire pud with a jellied eel in it ;D ;D ;D
That don`t sound too good :( I prefer gravy ;D
I like mi gravy as well :P :P :-* :-*
Especially with Yorkshire puds ;D
Nothing yet
Won £25 on lottery ;D
Aww god knew was something I had to do :'(
I'll share it with ya ;D ;D
Ta I am blessed ;D ;D ;D
Bobs stuck on a train ;D
My husbands hangover ;D
Certainly wasn't my mother >:(
not much
Bunch of work mates cracking jokes
Nowt yet really
Too early
Having a quick dross with my bestest :P
Not a great deal as yet
Aye they've bitten Bob ;D ;D
oh yes i feel a little sorry
NOT
Lol. Didn't think you would be ;D
its so easy Jon i dont know why i dont do it more often ;)
Mugs thinking they have one over on me, never ;D
Isn't this where Bob has his place ? ;D
http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=19050.msg422952#msg422952
The old folks home?
Where they all wear helmets ;D
We embrace helmets up there especially ones with Kawasaki bikes ;D ;D
I have heard you like to embrace your helmet ;D
nothing
Last day. Yippeeeeeeee ;D
my case is over the limit again
You are useless ;D ;D
but i need it all ;D
Do you fly tomorrow H
yeah 6.15am from Liverpool, got to be up early :o
Mrs just asked me to make her a coffee. Jeez she's not on her holidays yet ;D
meanie ;D
Well H am rubbish at making coffee ;D
get a coffee machine much easier ;D ;D you can make a frothy one :P
Got one. She prefers Kenco instant ::)
i prefer tea its more refreshing ;D ;D
i think i am a bit sad that i am looking at liverpool departures and my flight is on there already for the morning lol :o ;D ;D
No work for 16 days ;D
Superkev and Ron in Corrie at the same time, a northern invasion - hope there is enough booze in town
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 03, 2014, 10:40:44 AM
Well H am rubbish at making coffee ;D
Easier to make coffee than that flamin tea stuff :o :o :o
Get a teapot Can ;D ;D :P :P
Never, we have a fancy pink one that sits on a shelf and never does anything :P
I have a red one ;D
Going for a chinese
Why ?, what so funny about that ::)
Oops wrong thread haha
Helen loosing it, too many cocktails last night :P
Was only a matter of time ;D. I'm giving up drinking haha
Think you should become a nun :P :P :P
I've just shown him that haha face is a picture ;D
No drink and the nearest you get to a dog is walking one
I can cope with no drink........anything else I couldn't give up :-* :P
Sister Helen
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/7664/nun6.jpg)
:o :o :o. You can get some very sexy nuns outfits :P
I bet you have one to go with your French maid and nurses outfit :o
I don't have them ;D Have a Mrs Christmas, vampress, and Dorothy from wizard of oz haha
I'd love to see you in your Dorothy outfit, frilly knickers and all. Hahahaha
I will find pictures when home, will email you tho I even have red glittery shoes ;D ;D
OMG, the red shoes, do you tap them together ?
(https://ssl4.lon.gb.securedata.net/toygrotto.net/merchantmanager/images/uploads/dorothy%20costume%20rm%201266_2.JPG)
Something similar ;D. I can't tap my red shoes together very dangerous about 6" heel :o
See this Dorothy carries her pussy in her basket ;)
;D ;D. He now wants to know if is a fancy dress shop here :o :o :o
There is one in Fuerteventura, it in Los Rotundas
Not going over there tho, bet puerto del carmen has one ;D :P
You might have to go into Areciffe
He'll get over it, it's just his dirty mind working overtime ;D
How's his pink nail polish ?
Picked off hahaha he wasn't very happy....I thought was hilarious
I told him to use vinegar, it won't work but will leave a nice smell on his fingers ;)
Eww no might get it on me ;D ;D
Might sting :o
:o :o :o wouldn't taste to good either :P
I suppose not, but I do like vinegar on my chips
Yes that is the rule ;D
Always need salt and vinegar on the chips
Could just eat fish and chips starving now hangovers gone
I fancy a batter burger and chips
A batter burger :o :o
Yep, have you never had one ?
(http://www.johnnywhitesfishandchips.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/Batter-burger.jpg)
I'd eat anything now
Back later going getting changed I'm hank marvin xxxx
I'm watching Leinster now for next 2 hours so I'm off line also
Catch you later on babe xxxx
Been a pleasure as always :'( :'(
Jon getting his wish, its cooler and cloudy today
All he needs now is the rain to feel at home, bet he's wearing his straw hat ;D
Loads of things
Not laughing, but smiling at some astute detective work by a certain person on here ;D
Lovely morning so far
Enjoying you holiday Jon ? 8)
Quote from: Can the Man on September 06, 2014, 23:19:17 PM
Not laughing, but smiling at some astute detective work by a certain person on here ;D
Oh yeah? Your IT training skills :P :-*
Never !
I'm on to you ;D :-*
When and how ? ::) ::) ::)
Training certain people how to put pictures on forums
How can I do that without talking with them ?
You have your ways ;D
I plead the 5th :D
;D
He won't say anything but I can read his face
My face says nothing either, I might have pointed him in the right direction but I didn't tell him how to do it ;)
I need to see what you sent him ;D. I do know he can't use photo bucket he asked me earlier
I didn't send him anything, only where to go to look it up ;D
He's really not that clever ;D ;D. Will interrogate over our meal ;D
Leave him alone
People online all the time ::)
Nowt else to do
a lot
This forum always makes me laugh :P
The usual
The forum never fails...what will I do without it for a week? ::)
You can borrow my tablet thingy :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 09, 2014, 07:34:35 AM
You can borrow my tablet thingy :-* :-*
Thanks Jon..but I was joking :P
I would rather spend my holiday doing holiday stuff 8) :P :-*
Cans hot sweats in his hotel room
all the fuss over an exhibition that I really shouldnt be at, I'm wasting my time here ::) ::) ::) ::)
Got home after 4 weeks away and the lawn doesn't need cutting
Not a lot, had a sh|tty day
I`m going to Fuerte tomorrow 8)
Not much
Too early. Feeling rough
Knowing I`m going to Fuerte today 8) and I`ll be meeting my bestest tomorrow :-*
You will have to hand over your camera ;D
Well said Dave Sir ;D
everything now i'm in a good mood ;D
Won some money at golf with my 36 points
Nice one Dave what did you win?
Only a few pound
Well better in your pocket ;D
Dont forget to declare it Dave ::)
Not enough to affect my amateur status ;D
Not a hope of a Dee posting a pic of Jon's ugly mug ::)
Met by chance a cockeneeee couple, couldn't understand a word they were saying ;D
Lots
Quote from: Ronnie The Bull on September 13, 2014, 01:32:27 AM
Met by chance a cockeneeee couple, couldn't understand a word they were saying ;D
Should be fluent in it by now
Some weirdo keeps looking at my profile
Where are they viewing your profile princess ?
On here, all day somebody was looking at it, not that is anything on it worth looking at
Who were they ?
Hidden apparently
Trolls >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(
Been at it all evening to must find me interesting :P
Logged on to your profile all the time ?, or changing ?
There are no pictures on there anymore ?
Just says guest viewing dark princess's profile, all day, no pictures on at all now I deleted them
You should report it to admin
Will never know who it is tho, prob my stalker lol he's been quiet for a while
You should report it to admin and tell them to block profile viewing to non registered users
I will do, it's a bit creepy
Please do, it's not right.
Doing it now xxx
Good girl
Just messaged them babe xx
Hope you told them to block non registered users
Yes I did ;D
Good stuff, do you get stalked on face book or twitter ?
I'm not on Facebook, I was getting messages on twitter
Who were you getting messages from on twitter ?
R from Steves forum
Oh I remember that scumbag, he was on here for a while as well
And the odd email to, nothing since I've changed it tho, I reported him, was a bit obsessed can't repeat what he put but you can imagine, was getting links to porn sites and everything, suggesting that's wants me to do with him :o. Just glad he lives a long way away
I know his type
Odd ball, he sent me his picture to
Wow, and I bet he was naked with a 16" appendage
I was expecting that lol he sent part of his face
I hope you deleted all mails from the scumbag
I did straight away xx
Hahaha
Jealousy is a b1tch ain't it can
This internet is sooooo slow. Off to the pub. Bye
Alki
Don't get too drunk
Bet he does lol :D :D
Why do u know that he is a drinker
He's on holiday
:o :( oh ok that fine then let his hair down
Got to make the most of it ;D
Why are u called the dark princess 8)
Because the Dark Lord called her that !
NUMPTIE
Who you calling a numptie ?
Quote from: vr46 on September 15, 2014, 23:24:27 PM
Why are u called the dark princess 8)
Because I have long dark hair, dark eyes and I love diamonds......plus I have a habit of casting a spell and breaking the forum :D ;D
I better not step on yours toes then !!!
This is why shes called the dark princess
Shes stunning
(http://www.damnlaugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/37414d04e9f5e8bad.jpg)
Wow u look well hot pmsl 8) 8)
Yeah whatever >:( >:(
U will have to show me a pic of u then lol 8)
no.............don't know what weirdos are lurking ;D
The dark princess ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
(http://i1368.photobucket.com/albums/ag197/helenryan5676/c2711cab8ee28f6891f250f68785d538_zps997322a5.jpg)
Too true lol :-*
How do you know?
Meaning there is a lot of weird ppl about :P
I'm not weird ;). Also insulting if you think I am >:( >:(
I didn't say that lol I just said there is ppl out there are weird
You can say that again Reggie !
You just never know H :o :o :o :o
I bet it is ;D.
I think it is definitley someone we know. ;)
Has to be, will find out ;D ;D ;D.
Process of elimination
He will slip up eventually ;D ;D ;D. Wonder if he mapped his run like I do ;)
Wheres he running Caleta or Corrie ?
Havnt a clue babe just said on holiday in fuerteventura?
I even wonder if hes there, challenge him to get a phototaken at a populare place and post it.
I'll think of something ;D ;D
sent you an email
Why r u suspicious of me ??I'm on my hols and someone suggest me to come on forum thx for the welcome >:( >:(
Quote from: vr46 on September 17, 2014, 14:05:21 PM
Why r u suspicious of me ??I'm on my hols and someone suggest me to come on forum thx for the welcome >:( >:(
Aww just kidding :-* :-* :-*
Some fantastic emails H :-* :-*
Quote from: Can the Man on September 17, 2014, 23:22:17 PM
Some fantastic emails H :-* :-*
Glad you like ;D. Thanks for the whatsapp, I couldn't send the house pictures on that is a chew on transferring over from PC
Nothing its mi last day
How my client thought she was going to die running.....we only got down the road ::) ::) ::). Might transfer her to somebody else was on my last nerve lol
Im not getting you to train me then H :o :o :o :o
I'm not strict, i'm only just getting back into it myself......but she was just plain lazy, what do they think i am going to do sit down and make a brew lol should have seen her face when i said was doing 3 miles (we did 2) then back in the gym....some people have no idea they want a miracle without actually doing anything ::) ::) ::) i might transfer her to one of the stricter ones ;D ;D ;D ;D :-* :-*
Not much
Helens definition of the name Trevor on the word association thread
Nowt
Quote from: Can the Man on September 20, 2014, 00:57:25 AM
Helens definition of the name Trevor on the word association thread
;D ;D ;D ;D Did you look at it?
Been nice and cold at last
That I'm having an easy shift very quiet, and I'm going away for a romantic night later ;D :P :P ;D
Sussed something out,but I ain't telling anyone ;D
What?? You have to or I'll beat you ;D ;D ;D
Nope not telling,could bewrong and I ain't gossiping ;D
That's not fair >:( If it's what I think then it's stressed me out and you wouldn't like to ruin my good mood would you Mr ;D ;D ;D ;D
Off to Morrison's ;D
Meanie :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
(I think it's R) is back following me on Twitter
Could be ;D Twitter rules me out then ;D
Or somebody on here trying to be a smart a**
Deffo rules mi out. It could be Can, he's a bit of a computer whizz
It's not ;D ;D Tell me what you think stop being mean
Foxes 5 Mancs 3 ;D ;D
Nothing at all
Nothing yet...I`ve gotta go back to work and I`m all blocked up and have a sore throat >:(
Too early
Still fu** all
Nowt much
tryed to get up out of bed and fell out ouch!! :P
Be careful VR
Nothing
VR's a chuckle ;D
Hilarious
Fell getting out of bed, now that's funny ;D
Wonder if was on the top bunk ;D
:P :P
Was you still drunk ;D
just a little bit :P
Lol ;D ;D ;D ;D
im going to keep drinking water
Best thing flushes you out ;D or hair of the dog :P
or might try a fry up :P
Hot curry works for me, settles my stomach ;D
do u work as u seem to be on here most of the day :P :P :P
I'm not in until tomoz and then it's only the odd hour out of office until I get somebody full time in to help with paperwork. I do a lot of my training sessions early morning, but I'm still getting back into it after a long break :-*
:P :P :P oh ok where is the best place u been on hols then :P :P
A few really, Cancun, Mexico was beautiful, Dominican Republic was good apart from 10 hour delay :o, Jamaica, been all over, not long since back from Lanzarote (sister has a villa there), going to Caleta in October ;D
have u been to new zealand or aussie land :P
No never, not yet anyway is on the list of places to go, my daughter isn't to keen on the long flight so maybe when she's older
im thinking of going to one of them :P :P
I'd love to for a month or so have a tour round be brilliant ;D
Won £25 on lottery
Jammy thing ;D ;D Stick it on the euro millions
Its gonna buy mi Friday curry ;D
Will get a good one for 25 quid ;D We have a new one opened on just eat.co.uk spend £20 then get 25% off so end up with a lot ;D
Nothing on here ::)
VR is a good laugh ;D
Especially when falls out of bed
Think you scared him off ;D
Well when you are an established member of the forum ,I guess it can affect some people that way :P
Yeah think he's all talk
Do you know who it is then? ::)
Its deffo not me, could be BS. I think he seems a genuine bloke tho.
Isn't bs he's too nice
Are we talking about the same BS ;D ;D
Mean Vr is to nice to be bs, he's a good laugh
Definitely not talking about the same BS ;D
Bs isn't a laugh I can't put on the word I want to describe him ;D
Vr is ok, just seems like I know him from somewhere
Have a good flight VR if don't catch you, busy in the morning :-*
Nowt yet and it aint me ::)
Lol xx
Too early
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 24, 2014, 04:06:10 AM
Nowt yet and it aint me ::)
He could just be a genuine new person..may be we shouldn`t be too quick to judge ::)
Well I like VR he's funny :-*
Long as he don't poach mi Princess
Well if he's as fit as says could do with another trainer especially now as gym just about sold and just doing pt business from home with gym there
Get him signed up ;D
Lol prob to far to travel ;D
If he's fit he'll probably cycle it ;D
bet he has nice legs ;D ;) ;)
All toned and muscly
:o i dont need that thought in my head im surrounded by fit blokes and not one of them im married to ;D ;D :P :P :P
hi all its a little to far to travel as u say lol :P :P
aww thats a shame :'(
im happy in the job i do at min :P
what do you do?.............i reckon something in security?
nope try again
a builder?
nope :P :P :P
Personal Trainer ;)
now u wish lol :P :P :P
Bouncer
yeah for mothercare :P :P
;D ;D
owner of a bike shop
ok im really a fat git and a lorry driver :P :P :P
you cant be that fat if you go running ;) my younger brother used to be a long distance lorry driver
Thought you sounded like a bit of a trucker ;D
i was ref to my last profile pic :P
na he looked scottish ;)
but hes fat lol
physically challenged is the correct term ;) ;)
punters
(http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/48/a9/75/48a975cdc772607e25366709d4f8cc87.jpg)
Very well put Can ;D
i dont get it :-\ :-\ :-\
Neither do I ;D
my brain won't register things like that today ive been in here for 9 hours
No doubt he'll explain all ;D
i really haven't a clue :-[ :-\ :-\ :-\
ive just asked him ;D
Think its all to do with us stirring it up ;D
I do believe it is ;D quotes like that give me a headache ;)
Very meaningful with his sayings is old Can ;D
i cant concentrate my feet hurt :( :(
Sure Can will rub em for ya ::)
:o nobody goes or wants to go near my feet after a 19 mile run ;D ;D plus i'm wondering if i can drive with no shoes on because i don't think i can get them back on ;D ;D
Quote from: The Dark Princess on September 24, 2014, 11:04:03 AM
physically challenged is the correct term ;) ;)
What about lardy?
Porky even ;D
FB even ;D
I was being polite ::) ::)
doesn't become ya ;D
He won't be happy whenever he lands ;)
nope im never glad to be back :'(
Know the feeling :'(
ok now though :-*
I am not amused
Just got a £40 cheque from Ryanair for booking 4 flights within 30 days ;D ;D Good old Ryanar ;D ;D
prob take it back off you with some kind of fee ;D
Lovely to see a Ryanair cheque ;D
yeah not often cheques get issued with name Ryan on it ;D ;D
And you say us Yorkies are tight ;D
geordies are even worse :o :o
Only cos they have no money ;D
mines ok ;D ;D
least you got something anyway you should frame it ;D
Yep I will save it and show it to Dee ;D
Southern people are very generous
She'll be jealous I got £40 off Ryanair though ;D
I`ll be ok when I get my compo ::)
Proper drossing tonight ;) ;) ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on September 25, 2014, 21:31:39 PM
Proper drossing tonight ;) ;) ;D ;D
Gonna miss your no nonsense,straight to the point posts, Bob :-*
Our loss is the Cambodian's gain
I will be on but at silly o'clock with the time difference its 0335 there at the moment
Sure we'll catch you ;D
Nothing at all after what I've monitored
Sounds complicated
Its Friday ;D
Yeah got a busy one ::) ::)
I gotta get sorted for the wedding ::)
Me too, got an early start tomorrow ;D
Just make sure you allow enough time incase of heavy traffic ;D
Av borrowed Bobs rail pass ;D
Excellent...give me a tinkle when you are at the station and I`ll pick you up ;D
Is your phone,working now?
Yep it was fine as soon as we landed. 3 are supposed to have sorted it now
You coming to Ipswich Jon?
No mate, might do one day. Just winding Dee up about going to turn up at the wedding tomorrow
oh so u aint going to marry her now ,,oh ive still got a chance of getting in there :P :P :P
Give it ya best shot ;D
dont go upsetting anybody Vr
Winning a golf today
The careless attitude of some people :o
I second that Can ;)
In the bar with all the Arabs in full regilia drinking pints ??? ???
Didn't think they were allowed booze
They all do it dave
£51.55 for 2 pints of lager and 2 double vodkas and orange
Thought you would be in the first class lounge
Everything I'm in a good mood :-* :-*
Ryder cup
My tax returns :o
10 -6 nuff said ;D
I won £800 at casino last night :-* :P :P :-[
Top effort, what on, I'm guessing blackjack
Haha yes, I was on a roll, won on a few things not bad for first time in a casino ;D Then I can't remember :o Cocktails went down well
Beginners luck, can't beat it ;D
Will try the one when I go to to fuerteventura, got my eye on an apartment there, all helps ;D ;D
Odds will be more stacked in bankers favour in a tourist Casino, as opposed to one that relies on regulars, don't say I didn't warn you ;D ;D
Won't do much there anyway, family holiday, not like last night was 18 of us. Think I'm the only one awake with no hangover ;D Very strange as I can't remember much
It'll hit you later ;D
OO er Mr....I'm only 40 min away :P
Get over there H and demand a fry up with double egg
Two NUMPTIES are here ;D
You trained me well Mr Piggy :-*
Fortunately I can take it, unlike a couple of love birds I could mention ;D
Don't know what your implying
I can take whatever is thrown at me ;D ;D
Yeah course ya both can ::) ::) ::)
Northern girls can take anything ;D :P :P
I can't see where this is coming from or where it's going Jon, what are you saying
Don't pick on me Mr Can
OK then. Its your turn H ;D
My minds to naughty today ;D ;D
H deciding Cans fate. Be ruthless young H.
Wouldn't make sense with the editing on here :P
I give up, your still pi$$ed H
I'm not, nothing wrong with me
Thrashing the Yanks
All the fat middle/old age blokes with the young Cambodian girls ,half expecting to see GG here ;) ;)
Two faced people
It's Monday
Shouldn't really laugh just cost us $204 because mrs hasn't brought the CC she booked the tickets with to Siem Reap ,will have to re- book for the way back ,at least they refund the money not unlike some airlines in the uk
A lot I'm in a good mood ;D ;D
Too early
Watching my youngest grandson riding his bike.
Nowt much, been too busy
Nowt. Mi Princess has disappeared.
hope shes ok, didnt she say she had a cold?
nowt yet
The price of 200 marlboro $13.80 ???
Am happy now ;D
Get my car back tomorrow
well just be careful
Ummm bit early yet
Dee being back
Lots of things now
Can't suss Facebook out. Gonna give up
One of reasons I deactivated mine, was sick of it
Only want it for Corrie page
twitter only one i'm on, but a lot of that is work related, leave facebook to daughter
Dont do facebook ,twitter would get me in trouble ive seen the potty poo poo on missus page i just want to swear at it ::)
Anyway Cambodian zebra crossings they make me laugh no one understands what they are for ,come to think of it traffic lights,driving on the correct side of the road it is all good fun over here
hahaha you have a brilliant way with words ;D
Surprised it picked up on sh 1t
BT website, 11 ways to offend a Yorkshire man, don't think Jon would be offended by them
Never get offended me mate, you know that ;D
Eeh bah gum tha wa reet nowt tget mithered abart
I don't know if you read it but it was a bit tame. If that offends them then they wouldn't be able to dross
getting a threatening letter from british gas saying are going to cut me off............funny that i'm with EON ;D ;D
Quote from: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 15:12:15 PM
I don't know if you read it but it was a bit tame. If that offends them then they wouldn't be able to dross
Yep read it. Thought it was all true ;D
Its Friday ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 02, 2014, 17:07:09 PM
Quote from: DaveW on October 02, 2014, 15:12:15 PM
I don't know if you read it but it was a bit tame. If that offends them then they wouldn't be able to dross
Yep read it. Thought it was all true ;D
Behave Princess ;D
What?.... I didn`t even quote on that ::)
Oh aye so you didnt ;D
Dee living on a spud diet ;D :-*
Kampot makes me laugh it reminds me of one of those outback towns in spagetti westerns half the streets are deserted just the odd dog or motorbike,and there is hardly any street lights,plenty of bars or should that be cantinas ;D ;D just waiting for some men on horses to ride into town ;D
Sounds like Preston ;D ;D
Its like Spain in the 70's
before my time the 70's
Getting some extra hours for next two weeks ;D
Well done Dee :-* :-*
My 8am training appointment didn't show because raining
NUMPTIE PERSON ;D ;D
Who ya cheeky git :-*
Too busy to laugh
Not that much yet
Same here
Being above Jon in the fantasy football
Well see after today
Nothing as yet
Not much at the mo...well it IS Monday ::)
Above Dave in fantasy league ;D
That casino we went to today
Did ya win ;D
Not a lot
All the rain
Still nothing ::)
Got my car back, all sorted now
Nothing >:(
Nowt much
Having 3 beers before 12noon
Some people say its wrong i dont ;D
How come only 3. Ya slipping ;D
Only got there at 1120 ;D
Ya a shadow of ya former self ;D
Its the humidity it slows me down :(
Had a new Sky dish fitted free of charge, who needs a maintenance contract ;D
Ya a wily old fox ;D
BS is having another birthday. Its nearly his first birthday. No cutting comments anyone ;D ;D Didn't realise you were a cradle snatcher Princess ;D
Nothing
Went to a back street Cambodian restaurant ,2 beers seafood and noodles and chicken with rice $5(£3.05)then went across the road to a bar where the bar man was p1ssed and a gay American from Chicago wanted to sell us the best weed from Nepal,got 3 triple vodkas a beer and a white wine $9(£6)
Ho such fun ;D
Is the Cambodian sewage system coping with you OK Bob?
don't think they have a sewage system
Not yet but is early, plus I'm getting a cold
Mi Princess biting back at the top of the board :-* Give em hell Dee ;D
Will go and look, need a laugh
I can't find it which section/topic?
Just found it, will keep clear of Ipswich today ;D
Aye don't go bumping into Dee today ;D ;D
I wont even though it is hump day
shes proper got the hump today ;D
That I've just got up ;D
Having a Belgium beer tasting, i'll soon be in the same state as mi mate ;) ;) ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 08, 2014, 11:26:45 AM
shes proper got the hump today ;D
Some people are so rude ::)...not you lot :-*
not a lot
raining again ;D
and that has tickled you because
Quote from: dee-dee on October 09, 2014, 07:20:51 AM
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 08, 2014, 11:26:45 AM
shes proper got the hump today ;D
Some people are so rude ::)...not you lot :-*
Who's been pi$$ing Dee off ?, not that failed DJ I hope ? ;D
Nothing....diddly......feck all
Having a baby lizard in my suitcase when i opened it this morning ;D
:o :o Really?
Yep and still alive ;D
What did you do with it Bob ?
The RSPCA came round and took it away ,said they had already found a home for it ;D
Does he means. DJ as in music??
I have no idea ::)...they were referring to my Ryanair thread,where some knob commented :(,thats why I was having my say ;D
Oh djk99 i think
Nothing
Just watched Wigan player sent off in super league final yet again. It gets better and better ;D
Good punch though ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 13, 2014, 08:37:44 AM
Just watched Wigan player sent off in super league final yet again. It gets better and better ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on October 13, 2014, 13:29:28 PM
Good punch though ;D
Disgraceful carry on, you wouldn't see that in Rugby Union :P :P :P :P :P
Not Can's jokes ;D
Definitely not ;D
It has been a nice two week break though
Its been pure bliss ;D
Quote from: DaveW on October 13, 2014, 14:44:27 PM
It has been a nice two week break though
Good job Can has a thick skin, we love him really but his jokes are awful ;D ;D
Hear hear ;D ;D
I'm gonna post some more for you guys, thanks for loving them so much :-* :-* :-*
Not a great deal yet
New Morrison's card, gawd am confused with it. ::)
i got a leaflet for one of them, is it like a tesco clubcard thing?
price checking every supermarket inc Aldi and lidl. Every 1p difference you get 100 points. Every 5000 points you get a £5. also you get your petrol points put on and bonus points. weve done over 10,000 already so it soon mounts up........I think that's right
I'll send off for one then, always there
you should be able to get a temp one in store
Will when I go there next
Nowt much
Nothing yet too early
Its Hump Day ;D
Happy humping Dee :-*
lots ;D
Some photos I sent to Helen and Danny, couldn't post them on here though.
They are not rude, but could be miscontrued
they were hilarious Can ;D ;D ;D
nothing I want mi old phone back :'(
Do you need help? ;D
Not half Dee, just wish I wasn't so Bloomin useless ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 15, 2014, 23:47:05 PM
Not half Dee, just wish I wasn't so Bloomin useless ;D
I really admire people who admit their inadequaties ;D ;D ;D
I do as well Can ;D and I'm a total waste of space :'( :'(
Men!!! Useless ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 15, 2014, 23:47:05 PM
Not half Dee, just wish I wasn't so Bloomin useless ;D
You need to speak to K she loves the I-Phone ;D
Can't even suss out Google to watch mi porn :'( :'(
Can's ads on the Forum for Russian girls
Got to go mate. Keep the gags coming ;D ;D
Quote from: H.R on October 16, 2014, 06:30:32 AM
Men!!! Useless ;D
Please do not tar us all with the same brush babe ;) ;) ;)
I know your good with gadgets ;D
Not much
Chelsea's dodgy penalties
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 16, 2014, 08:00:07 AM
Can't even suss out Google to watch mi porn :'( :'(
Pervert ::)
Nowt as yet
Dees comment ;D ;D
He is a very nice pervert though
all men look at porn on their phones, tablets, laptops, pc's...fact ::) :P
Quote from: DaveW on October 22, 2014, 12:56:43 PM
He is a very nice pervert though
Thanks Dave, will take that as a compliment ;D
Got to go now a films starting ;D
Xhamster or red tube ;D
Found a new one ' nude vista or xnxx ain't bad tell your Dan ;D
He's very well aware :P Pornhub and youporn. Hahahaha
Thems the ones ;D
Not bad them lol :P
Keeps me amused for minutes ;D
Minutes hahaha
Liverpool fans
3-0 down at half time ;D
Cans locked his Christmas thread with a threat. Wonder if I dare remove his corny jokes thread ;D ;D
That's just mean, why did he lock the Xmas thread? Start another ;D
Think he's going through the change H ;D
Well give me another 10 years I will have sympathy ;D
Lloris getting sent off and Kane going in goal. Hilarious ;D
He doesn't need to bother taking his golf clubs on holiday ;D
Just his club foot ;D
I'm very cruel but finding it quite amusing have to get him a potter mobile ;D
Watched Celebrity Juice at lunch time ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on October 24, 2014, 15:27:56 PM
Watched Celebrity Juice at lunch time ;D
Whats that then Dee ?
Its a programme on ITV2 with Keith Lemon..its not for the faint-hearted though :o
Sounds like it might be a bit juicy :o :o :o :o :o
Oh yes...if you don`t mind rude words you`ll be fine ;D
If you don`t like to hear words of a sexual nature,I would steer well clear ;)
It's deffo better than BB and TOWIE ::) ::)
Best then that Dave and Jon keep well away from it.
Must look it up, I have a scruffy mind. ;D ;D ;D
Did you watch last nights Jon? :P
Quote from: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 15:43:17 PM
Best then that Dave and Jon keep well away from it.
Must look it up, I have a scruffy mind. ;D ;D ;D
If you can do catch up..watch last nights...very funny ;D
Quote from: Can the Man on October 24, 2014, 15:43:17 PM
Best then that Dave and Jon keep well away from it.
Must look it up, I have a scruffy mind. ;D ;D ;D
Whats poor Dave got to do with this, pick on someone ya own size
Cans hangout comments
very amusing am sure ::) ::)
Not about you ;) He's been flirting with my best mate
Didn't think it was, I aint got any boobs ;D
Think he has a new friend she's a big flirt ten times worse than me :o ;)
IMPOSSIBLE ;D ;D
I'm telling you ;) ;) She really Isn't bothered what says or does, she's registered on Steves now :o She would have loved R haha
Its Friday ;D
I'm going on holiday
Dee and the Ryanair saga ;D ;D
Nothing
It is Monday, I love Mondays
So do I. Day off
Think my daughter has a boyfriend only been here a day :o ;)
Dave's despondency at his beloved Spurs ;D
You are cruel Jon >:(
Try supporting the Banties, then you'll know what despondency is all about ;D
Is an irish bloke near me sunbathing looks just like Can
Is he handsome and good looking ?
Nothing,too early ::)
Too early
Having a quick dross with my bestest :-*
I'm on holiday
Quote from: H.R on October 27, 2014, 14:41:01 PM
Is an irish bloke near me sunbathing looks just like Can
Quote from: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 00:12:38 AM
Is he handsome and good looking ?
Wasn't too bad ;D Was a nice bloke very friendly
Escaped dentists unharmed ;D
Quote from: H.R on October 28, 2014, 11:14:52 AM
Quote from: H.R on October 27, 2014, 14:41:01 PM
Is an irish bloke near me sunbathing looks just like Can
Quote from: Can the Man on October 28, 2014, 00:12:38 AM
Is he handsome and good looking ?
Wasn't too bad ;D Was a nice bloke very friendly
Be careful, you just never know with us Irish blokes ;D ;D ;D ;D
Oh I think we do ::) ::)
Oh no you dont
oh yes we do
This is good fun, just me and cockeneeeee Dave, and we haven't fallen out once, we're slipping ;D ;D
Have you had a hole in one yet?
No never, been close enough times, my lad had 2 in the same round ::)
I have had 2, the first was on a club competition - cost me a fortune
must have done ya struggled to spell fortune ;D ;D
Are you not insured for it Dave
Got the shakes thinking about it ;D
No, would never get another one if I did
LOL thought as much ;D
Am playing Salinas Thursday with one of my neighbours
Pound a hole Dave?
â,¬5 skins great game
Not much
Just looking at mi £40 Ryanair cheque and thinking of Dee
Well send it to her then ;D ;D
Keep forgetting to bank it
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 29, 2014, 12:45:34 PM
Just looking at mi £40 Ryanair cheque and thinking of Dee
Shhhh >:(
Its lovely got the Ryanair crest in the top left corner. In colour as well ;D
I`m sending the boys round to sort you out ;D
Nothing on the job front for 6 weeks...now I have 3 offers on the table and don`t know what to do ???
Most money. Simples ;D
Was thinking the same but that could mean working unsociable hours ::)
All work hours are unsocial, til you get used to them. Plus side to unsocial, usually no traffic on the roads
What about having to work on Christmas Day? >:( Do you?
Yep always have done, only 3 hours though, its a great atmosphere
Hmm...I will have to have a think ::)
Few things
Quote from: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 07:43:28 AM
Hmm...I will have to have a think ::)
Am sure G will make ya xmas dinner ;D
Thinking about Jons blasters :o
Its not funny Dee ;D
But it is ;D
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There not jons he has those white ones that old men wear
More like these? ::)
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actually they had Batman, superman, and spiderman pics on
People with no life
That's me then ;D
And me as well
All no life wasters then
Just a minute, I've less life than you ;D
I think Jon trumps you Bob,as hes on here so much...hes defo got no life ::)
Yeh just a waster dee ,unlike some on here
Need a pee back soon ;D
Leave ya phone
That's better. Phones on charge ;D
Have you sussed out your phone yet? ::)
I'm getting there. Everyday I learn something new ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on October 30, 2014, 21:11:05 PM
But it is ;D
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Oh dear god :o :o :o
Wrong on all levels ;D
I got my old avatar back ;D
lots of things
not much really
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on October 30, 2014, 23:36:30 PM
I'm getting there. Everyday I learn something new ;D
Then you forget it, and learn it all over again the next day. :P :P :P
Nowt, mi backs aching
Ive had a chuckle over some goings on on here
Nothing yet ..too early ::)
Nowt yet
Me and G had a giggle before he went to work ;D
Still nowt
Realising that some people need to grow up ;)
My lips are sealed ;D
Bob,can you pm me to see if I get a notification,then I can let admin know,thanks ;D
Done it ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 03, 2014, 23:01:16 PM
Done it ;D
Have replied...I`m not getting notifications either ::)
Its all very confusing
Think we`ll just have to stick with the pop ups ;)
Glad that's sorted then ;D
Admin didn`t know how we used to get the message notification...I`ve put him straight ;D
Ive stopped the notification through my email account ,but still getting them on there as well as the pop ups ,maybe it takes time to activate?
Just been back inti profile and its back to what it was ,changed again lets see how this goes
I'll give it a go ;D
Its just never been the same after the big crash :(
Nope, getting better tho
Slowly did we blame Can for that ;) ;) ;)
I think we did ;D
Thats ok then ;)
Done a Dave by the looks anyway ;D
Thrown his teddies out ;D ;D
I do no such thing >:( >:( >:(
erm Guess the number ::) ::)
Dave asking if Woe's Russian ;D ;D ;D
You and Bob shouldn't stitch me up >:( >:(
Im flabbergasted with such insinuations David :( :( :(
City getting beat ;D ;D ;D
fantastic and Chelski only drawing ;D
All those billions spent :( :( :(
Hope Costa didn't get injured ;D
Did he play?
Yep he came on as sub
Saving him for scousers on sunday
Hope so ;D
Reminds me need to do my team for the weekend
Give us ya password, i'll do it for ya ;D ::)
Not a chance ;D
Didn't think so ;D
Might get there tonight after all. Get ya pics ready ;D ;D
Haha ;D
Not a lot,has been a rubbishy sort of day :(
Bob peaking a Jon in the shower and giving his secret away
That's no secret Dave ;D
Got me new watch today was £765 i got it for £199 god bless groupon
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 06, 2014, 22:16:46 PM
Got me new watch today was £765 i got it for £199 god bless groupon
Did they have a big window?
I had a large brick ;D
Been outnumbered by cockeneees
Bargain Bob. He needs one that speaks the time Dee
Never understand watches they have got neither hands or fingers so why are they called that ::)
They haven't got a face either ;D
Must have been a bloody southerner who thought of it :( :( :(
Who would pay over £700 for a watch anyway? ::)
Did anyone see A Place in the Sun today? Apparently was in Fuerte ;D
Me ;D
Was a repeat Dee I think
Someone mentioned it on Facebook,did you see it?
Nope it just has an r next to it the TV Times
What channel was it on,might see if I can catch up,but have probably seen it :)
I don't know Lisa told me ;D
Thats not much help ::)
I know ;D
Big Sam won manager of the month, that is the kiss of death
Grayson won it at Preston already lost there last 2 ;D
Sad t w a t s who think we care...get this..WE DON`T!!
Get a life and jog on ;D
Who's rattled your cage ;D
Totally agree Dee ;D
What's she banging on about, did I miss sommat in mi drunken stupor ::)
Nothing
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 08, 2014, 08:57:28 AM
What's she banging on about, did I miss sommat in mi drunken stupor ::)
H or Can ;D
Well its got to be Spurs or Arsenal ;D
Kick a man when he us down Bob ;D
The truth always hurts
But our misery shouldn't amuse you
But if you cant laugh at other peoples woes what can you laugh at ;D
Spurs Premiership. Blackburn Championship. Give us a break ya numpties and be grateful ::)
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 09, 2014, 21:20:40 PM
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 08, 2014, 08:57:28 AM
What's she banging on about, did I miss sommat in mi drunken stupor ::)
H or Can ;D
I read some stuff that they wrote about us and I`m fed up of pussy footing around them,thats why I said "if you don`t like us,do one!! ;D"
Nowt too early
The mystery of the missing posts
Silly people make me laugh :P
Me too ;D ;D
The antics of some ex drossers
In the words of one of them
get a life
This off steves forum
Can the Man
Member
Posts: 4542
Laughing at the pathetic effort of some twits trying to get a rise out of me. But I am better than that and I don't secum to their baiting.
Haha
See the spelling ain't improved its succumb not secum ;D ;D ::) ::)
On was it Harry Secombe ;D
Good old Harry ;D ;D
Lots of ayes and yups gone for eternity, will need to unlock some the old 'well done' posts soon
Maybe its an irish spelling ;D
aye ;D
Yus
yep
Appen
Think Bobs ventured to the other side ;D
No been upstairs talking to spike
That'll be intellectual stuff
Wait, did those 2 nobjockeys leave the forum?
Quote from: Brightspark on November 11, 2014, 21:07:08 PM
Wait, did those 2 nobjockeys leave the forum?
Don`t beat around the bush...will you Baz? ::)
Yes they are Caleta forum now
Quote from: dee-dee on November 12, 2014, 07:22:50 AM
Quote from: Brightspark on November 11, 2014, 21:07:08 PM
Wait, did those 2 nobjockeys leave the forum?
Don`t beat around the bush...will you Baz? ::)
just saying it how it is :D
Quote from: Brightspark on November 12, 2014, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 12, 2014, 07:22:50 AM
Quote from: Brightspark on November 11, 2014, 21:07:08 PM
Wait, did those 2 nobjockeys leave the forum?
Don`t beat around the bush...will you Baz? ::)
just saying it how it is :D
So says the self opionated failed DJ of Fuerteventura, is this the best you can do !. :P :P :P :P :P
Can can't keep away he loves us really
Still can't spell
But has he said the immortal words ;)
Still picking his teddies up and looking for the pram, no doubt
Quote from: Can the Man on November 12, 2014, 18:55:10 PM
Quote from: Brightspark on November 12, 2014, 10:01:48 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 12, 2014, 07:22:50 AM
Quote from: Brightspark on November 11, 2014, 21:07:08 PM
Wait, did those 2 nobjockeys leave the forum?
Don`t beat around the bush...will you Baz? ::)
just saying it how it is :D
So says the self opionated failed DJ of Fuerteventura, is this the best you can do !. :P :P :P :P :P
Failed? Sure thing old man, I worked as one for 2 years with no issues, only stopped when I handed my notice in you bellend, hardly failed.
For the record I have never once "bigged" myself up as a DJ, so even if your comment reflected the truth it really wouldn't bother me.
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I`ve known Baz on and off the forum now for a fair few years...and I`ve never heard or seen him big himself up as a D.J. ::)
Love it when people chat rubbish >:(
Be careful dee,prying eyes see all ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 12, 2014, 23:30:32 PM
Be careful dee,prying eyes see all ;D ;D
Don`t care anymore...I`ve done with pussy footing around anyone that chooses to slate me >:(
Go gettem girl ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 12, 2014, 23:29:21 PM
I`ve known Baz on and off the forum now for a fair few years...and I`ve never heard or seen him big himself up as a D.J. ::)
Love it when people chat s h i t >:(
To this day dee I've never actually stopped doing it lol, I seldom post about it online
This is the only thing I brag about online
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OMG MY NEW CHAIR!!!
Quote from: Brightspark on November 12, 2014, 23:59:48 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 12, 2014, 23:29:21 PM
I`ve known Baz on and off the forum now for a fair few years...and I`ve never heard or seen him big himself up as a D.J. ::)
Love it when people chat s h i t >:(
To this day dee I've never actually stopped doing it lol, I seldom post about it online
Well...why would you? Especially as you are a failed one ::) :-*
Impressive set of stuff Baz
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on November 13, 2014, 12:58:01 PM
Impressive set of stuff Baz
Thanks, more of a hobby than anything else now, an expensive one at that :/
Its Friday ;D
Well spotted Dee ;D
Role on Monday
is it ya birthday Monday Dave
Been a really productive day, enjoyed everything about it ;) ;)
Que?
It is tomorrow
Really. Happy 69 for tomorrow then Dave
Thanks Jon, my favourite number
You've gone past it ;D ;D
Finishing work at 5.30pm ;D
Full 2 hours then ;D
Don`t you start ::)
Sorry ;D ;D
Mister lover man, where did that come from ;D ;D
Dee calls me it in private ;D ;D
Someone on the top of the board H-l--t-----, commenting on us but obviously has had a good look around
I'll go have a look
Loads of Yorkshire chaps supporting Hull in Pieros watching the match, weren't happy with the ref ;D ;D
Stumbling over the line again Dave ::)
Stumble, we weren't that good ;D
Good weekend - Spurs won, Arsenal lost - sorry baldy
That's it ;D :P
Getting me bum slapped off dee ;D
And very nice it is too ;D
Getting my overtime in my pay packet ;D
You are getting to sound like Bob now Dee
Miss me O/T :(
Ya can have some of mine, am over timed up ;D
English cricket as per usual
Too early ::)
Northerners been 10 times better at I'm a celeb than southerners
That football player...what a pussy ::)
And that Kendra, hope she joins that Towie woman soon
Jake did well and so did Mel...was gutted when Craig went as wanted him to win ..don`t like Edwina ::)
Foggy to win. Mel 2nd.
Its my other pay day :P
Bit more o/t today ;D
This
http://youtu.be/ItcedKDZF0E
Brilliant Bob, post it twice, who removed one for jon thread
When i did it it wouldnt work for some reason ,so when i got it to work just bunged it on here
Still Bob's video. Its all so true ;D
Father Ted's un PC jokes
Nowt am tired
Dee's on the Facebook advert at the left hand side of the page
Spurs win, a certain person vacates next door and I get 56 points for my fantasy team - what a good day
Its the 1st of December ;D
Too early for laughing
It is Monday, love Mondays
Beer and darts soon
New washing machine coming today ;D
Another southerner bites the dust in I'm a celeb
Just got back from breakfast when the heavens opened
Perfectly timed then ;D
Its Hump Day ;D
Got me new sick note yesterday ,off work till the 31st Dec ;D
Admin messing footie up ;D
Got my WFP and 10 quid christmas box
Don't spend it all at once ;D
Chelski 2 down and Fabregas booked unlucky Bob
G winning twice last night at the Bingy ;D
Proper birthday treat . Well done G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpKhP1YAZCs
Brilliant Baz, ya wasted down here ;D
It is Monday ;D
House is looking Christmassy ;D
Off Xmas shopping today. I fear the worst
These blokes moaning about shopping ::)
All done, only fell out twice ;D
Think Dave landed 35 mins early. Must have been a bit of a tail wind ::) ::)
Its Friday ;D
Think Bob just beat mi at Brighouse
Getting most of my shopping sorted today ;D
Blackburn ,i keep saying it the defence is nonsense
Another late win for the boys
This is the last Monday that I have to work both jobs ;D
5 more Xmas functions then its all over
Laughing at the Bah Humbugs on here :P
Bloody christmas costs me a fortune ,but its no laughing matter ;) ;)
Not spending another penny. Stuff it ;D
Just for you two ::)
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Its blank
Oh can see it now ;D
Idiots wearing those stupid Xmas jumpers
We was pisst this time last week ;D ;D
Somehow I knew you would have ::) ::)
Last day for one of my jobs...back on Jan 5th ;D ;D ;D
Get paid today ;D
Its not long now til the big day ;D
Oooooo are ya getting married ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 20, 2014, 08:21:49 AM
Oooooo are ya getting married ;D
Think I already did that :P
You should see the size of the turkey that G bought ::) ;D
Suppose i need sommat to laugh at
Wheres jon in the football league thought hed been relegated already ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on December 21, 2014, 08:52:23 AM
Suppose i need sommat to laugh at
Wheres jon in the football league thought hed been relegated already ;D
Go on mate, cheer yourself up, take the pizz out of mi. You've got 48 hours, then its my turn ;D
Not a chance another inspired transfer made im after a top 3 place ::) ::)
Bob being a cockney in law
Its nearly Christmas ..only got to work for 1 hour :P
Nowt much
Quote from: dee-dee on December 22, 2014, 06:27:46 AM
Its nearly Christmas ..only got to work for 1 hour :P
What overtime today Dee ;D
Dave's heading for a slap ;D
She wouldn't hit a pensioner
Yes she would ;D
I`ll let him off cos its Christmas :-*
Morrison's was rammed at 715
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 23, 2014, 09:27:44 AM
Morrison's was rammed at 715
We went at 8am and was Ok..in and out in 20mins ;D
We spend more oooop here. Not as tight ;D
Did Dee's 20000, meant to preview it, not post it ::) ::)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on December 23, 2014, 19:38:04 PM
Did Dee's 20000, meant to preview it, not post it ::) ::)
I was waiting for you to get here first :-*
Took me ages ;D ;D :-*
You`ve done great... :-*
Nowt
Me cocking up guess the number
Dave cocking up GTN ;D ;D ;D
Its still Christmas round this gaff ;D ;D
Taken the trimmings down ;D ;D
Im not allowed yet Jon ,but at least its over ,its like a weight lifted ;D
Just the tree left standing ;D ;D
Weger's face when Giroud gave out a Christmas Glasgow kiss
Be careful Dave its Man U today ;D
The way we played against Leicester will get done about 6 - 0 today
Guiseley called off.
I haven`t got to cook a roast today ;D I did 4 on the trot for his lordship ::)
Nowt yet
Filled my tank up only paid 96p a litre with my Tesco discount
Nowt, just found out im gonna have to work this weekend, bloomin skivers
No work today ;D
MVG awesome
Jose whinging again, we stuffed 'em
You sure did ;D
Got a day off ;D ;D
another one
my hearing aid has been fixed, that will please the missus
They have put traffic lights up and made it single file outside the house where the funeral cars are coming to,oh dear ,ive had to have a word with the workmen who have kindly cordened off a layby so no one can park
Good old electricity board ;D
I hope ::)
Hope everything's gone smoothly Bob
Forums newest member Ciderbuddie, presume its a mate of Bobs ;D ;D
Bet Dee's watching Celeb BB ::) :-*
Be in her onesie with a bottle of Tia Maria ;D ;D
Without a shadow of a doubt ;D ;D
Balsamic vinegar
Out for a meal later ;D
off on mi jollies on Monday 8) 8)
Last day of work for a week ;D
A week of drossing with one less northerner ;D ;D
Not much at the mo...well it is Monday ::)
It is Monday ;D
Glad its not Monday ;D
Back to decent internet it was nonsense in Malta
Dee and Jon have not been spending enough in Morrisons
Dave and his Lord Lucan comment ;D
Happy that my mate Jon is back, missed him
Quote from: DaveW on January 17, 2015, 17:22:44 PM
Happy that my mate Jon is back, missed him
Me too :-*
Thank you guys a true honour to be missed by a pair of cockeneeeees :-* :-* :-*
Bobs been watching same fuerte video as myself. Great minds think alike ;D
Not Debbie does Corralejo ;D
I think you are correct Dave :P
Me,im gonna wind my line managers up in my meeting this morning ,there are so easy
Only for educational purposes Dave :D
I love Mondays ;D
Smart a r s e people on here who think they know everything :P :-*
Dee having a rant ;D
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Me leaving the cold weather
Jons post for Dee im sure she will love it
Buts its cold and wet in Fuerte Dave ;D
I hope so Bob ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on January 20, 2015, 20:02:02 PM
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Thanks Jon :-*
Nowt yet to early
Well spotted Dee ;D
Just woke up, nowt to laugh at
The sun is shining and the internet is now working
Getting Sky go working over here
with a little help from the forum ;D
That's where it excels itself
Agreed. Noticed you had some great advice
My new phone rang for the first time, didn't recognise the ring thinking it was the tv programme and missed the calll
Dave's been on pomp today ;D
Its Friday ;D
Snows thawing
The 3 word story..always good for a giggle ;D
The sun is shining
The mighty Bantams are gonna dump Chelski out of the cup ;D
The mighty Bantams did dump Chelski out of the cup ;D ;D ;D
Booking another holiday to Fuerte yesterday ;D 8)
It is Monday
Cup draw tonight. Man U away please ;D
Don`t they have to play Cambridge at Old Trafford cos they couldn`t beat them last week ::)
Check out my football knowledge ;D
I'm very impressed Dee ;D
A gooner helping Dave with his aluminium gates ;D
He is a good upstanding chap, I hope ;D
Upstanding, more than ya gates will be ;D ;D
Us Southerners are very friendly and helpful ;D
Yes we are Dee
Enrique done some Ali panels on my front wall and Mossi nets , no problems ;D
All this cockeneeee bonding is making me Ill. Pass the bucket ;D ;D
Just got another £40 cheque of St Michael, he does look after his regulars ;D ;D
The snow in Yorkshire
Its thawing slowly ;D
BOB OWES MI TWO PINTS ;D ;D :P
Bob leaving at half time
BOB OWES MI 4 PINTS ;D ;D ;D. Good old less than one's image of idealised perfection England
My fantasy team, above Lisa not far behind Jon
You can always rely on England to male bird it up
Nothing yet ::)
It is Monday and Pension day
Snows nearly gone
Jon and Bob the comedians ::)
That is one name for them
Quote from: Baldy on January 29, 2015, 08:10:37 AM
Enrique done some Ali panels on my front wall and Mossi nets , no problems ;D
We used him a couple of years ago supplying us with mossi nets as well, got a quote for the gates and proceeding thanks Paul ;D
Spurs signing Delle somebody, never heard of him ;D
One for the future Jon he is only 18
So we'll never hear of him again :D
Bolton
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 03, 2015, 08:14:16 AM
Spurs signing Delle somebody, never heard of him ;D
Hes from India Delle Belle
Think he's gone back to Mk Dons to learn how to dive ;D
Nothing,I`m in one of those can`t be bothered moods ::)
Nowt much, got a busy couple of days
It is nearly beer o'clock
Av ventured up top
Super Tottenham
Laughing at that craaap mrs listens to on the radio ,sunday morning god squad on radio 2
Dave's in ecstacy :D ;D
Dave above Jon in fantasy football
Only alphabetically. Might change to Bobs Xmas turkeys and go above him ;D
You know he would get the hump over that ;)
Gonna have a look see if I can suss it out ;D
That plan didn't work ;D
Nope maybe its because he got more points on the day
Or cos more of his players have played
Think you both have 2 to play
Am doomed then ;D
Dont think hes seen it yet
Nope he's away the fairies today ;D
Still on a high
Noticed Paul disappeared pretty quickly ;D
Nowt really
Nothing at all. Tele bust. No hot water. Phone gone. Car wouldn't start, cos I'd left lights on looking for sodding phone.
Best keep bar open till midnight then ;)
Need a kip am shattered
Balotelli's scored
You have a sick sense of humour, he should have been deported ages ago
Hes not being deported to Lancashire he can come to Suffolk
We're not having him in Yorkshire
I hear he has bought a place in Preston
Cant afford to move to the city
He will be a regular at the Bobby
Soon get fed up of him ;D
He wouldn't last 2 minutes in the Bobby
Bob finally coming out of the closet in multi coloured crossing thread. Always had mi suspicions. He wants to be referred to as Roberta from now on apparently or whore of the rovers, he/she is not fussed which. ;D
Got to keep in touch with ya feminine side ::) ::)
Ps i think Daves referring to you ;D
Absolutely agree Roberta ;D
Wheres Dave referring to me
Bob,I put some more pics on for ya,last night,on "have you missed me and son of dross" ;D
Yeh ive seen one thanks
And believe me, one is enough ;D
I was talking about balatelli
West Ham
Stoke city
Nowt much so far. I live in hope ::)
No work this afternoon ;D
It is Monday and the sun is shining
The mighty bantams
Why what happened to them?
They only beat Sunderland. Last 8 in fa cup now ;D Bring on Blackburn
I`m at home instead of work...result ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 16, 2015, 11:22:56 AM
They only beat Sunderland. Last 8 in fa cup now ;D Bring on Blackburn
Surely you want to play a big team Jon ;D
Yeah I do really Dave ;D
Working til 2pm instead of tonight ;D
Watched the much maligned Place in the sun last night, they had to be Yorkshire tight wads
Surely not. Must be Lancastrians
Just Bob and myself here, and he goes on word association ::)
My sports channels are up and working a treat on my ZTV system.
You'll be able to watch Banties on BT sport ;D
These adverts that appear mid thread...thought they were supposed to relate to things that you had been searching for???? Older Russian women? :o
I think not!! :P
I keep getting Dees picture on find us on Facebook ad
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 18, 2015, 22:13:32 PM
You'll be able to watch Banties on BT sport ;D
Yes but I warn you I am poison ;D
That's OK you'll be supporting Reading :D
Will cheer on banties
Nooooooooooooooo please don't ;D
OK as you asked nicely
That's a good chap, cheer on ya fellow cockeneeeees ;D
Reading is in Berkshire that is not London
Down the M3 that's cockeneeee land to me ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 19, 2015, 07:24:26 AM
I keep getting Dees picture on find us on Facebook ad
Hope its a good pic? :P
Have you not seen it Dee?
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 19, 2015, 20:06:51 PM
Down the M3 that's cockeneeee land to me ;D
Think that you will find that it is the M4
Is it, no wonder I get lost ;D
My sports channels are up and working a treat on my ZTV system.
how much extra are those Dave if you dont mind me asking
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 20, 2015, 07:18:37 AM
Have you not seen it Dee?
Is it the one where I have a tan? 8)
Yep its on now. The one with the black top and ya hair over your shoulder
Chorley result ;D
Big fat Sam
Nowt really
Rump steak
I know ;D
Watching The Brits last night :P
Watching the gooners last night
Signed up direct with Daily Mail for my online paper, ditched Amazon and got a month free
What song did you have to sing?
Pay day ;D
Missed Dee by 2 minutes. Jeez she's getting up early :D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on February 27, 2015, 07:10:10 AM
Missed Dee by 2 minutes. Jeez she's getting up early :D
Even earlier today ::)
Dees bladder problems ;D
Jon the Chelsea chav
This Chelsea chavs covered in snow ;D
The old bill boarding the plane at Fuerteventura airport ,dont know what went on ,no raised voices or owt ,but 7/8 coppers came on and a couple of security guard ,i noticed the coppers had a couple of passports in their hands and had some of the people on the tarmac,had to say they looked a classy type must have been going to Chavetta de Fool
Hope you'd been behaving ;D
Good boy me but these looked quality people im afraid the island is going downhill ,ive heard they even let cockenees in now but only in Chavetta thank god ;)
Let me guess, covered in Bale tattoos and wearing spurs shirts, can just picture em ;D
Drunk with a skewiff syrup ;)
Shoving miniature brandies in the EG ;D
I know the type
Think we've both got someone in mind ;D
Not mentioning any names
But DAVE might know
Neither am I, but you're right, DAVE might know
He will be having words later
Who's responding to BS's most popular member thread ;D
Will have a look
We're all thick down here apparently ;D ;D
Bless him dang-blasted turkey choker
See we've both posted. Bet Dave darent ;D
Best neighbours
What did you put to get modified to dang blasted turkey choker ;D
F.o.o.k.i.n
All makes sense now ;D
Baz`s thread ...made me giggle :P
Yep it could be hilarious ;D
Can`t believe I didn`t make the nominations though :P
If I knew how to do these poll things, I'd do an alternative one
At the top,where it says New Topic,just hit the one next to it,New Poll ;D
I darent. Bob will ;D
Bob and his Kleenex comment. Very clever mate
Nowt
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 05, 2015, 21:30:40 PM
Neither am I, but you're right, DAVE might know
You are a pair of Muppets ;D
Liverpool couldnt score against one of the worse defences in the championship
It is Monday, Dee's favourite day
Workmen arrived 8am blocking the road with a concrete mixer and a truck that pumps concrete up on to the roof
Day off
Tossed a grenade into the New bus station in Corrie thread
Mr perfect has posted
What a tosser ;D
Ooh..what have I missed? :P
Don't be nosy Princess ;D
I see she has noticed ,nosy parker ;) ;) ;D ;D
Never missed a thing ;D
Thats women for ya or is that you
Ya will do fine
Thank you
Nay worries
Why have we got a holiday Wi-Fi on dross ;D
Obviously it is the place to get sensible answers away from Eric, Woe, Spike and other trolls ;D ;D
Shame it's been locked ;D
The 1st victim upstairs ;)
You know you shouldn`t wind people up ::) ;D
Did Bob notice his spelling mistake? ;D
Yes thats another one on there now its going to be fun
I`m talking about yours ::),which you have chosen to ignore :P
Yes i did
Its all bubbling up nicely upstairs ;D
Like taking candy off a baby
Ya shouldn't wind em up Bob ;D
Neither should you ;)
I'll return later ;D
So will i
See Dave's beloved Caleta has taken a knocking ;D
I recon he was in Nuevo Horizonte not Caleta the knob
Go get him told Dave ;D Off to Morrison's see ya mate
Yeah go for it Dave
Having a chuckle today
you can't beat a good chuckle :P
That is very true young H ;D
Earl Grey half price in Tesco
They were giving it away last week ;D
Did you get any for me ;D
Never thought mate ;D
Oh its fun at the top ;D
I'll have a wander up ;D
Some prat on pointless guessing Dunkirk was on the river Liffey
Nowt yet bit early not woke up properly ;D
Bob doing battle with US border control. Eye recognition, finger prints, filling in his green card, bet he lovedthat ;D
Used to have that once a month
Bit like a period ;D
;D ;D
J remembering to send me a card for Mothers Day ;D
All these mothers day meals, means more Corrie beer tokens ;D
They can be spent in Caleta as well but no Union Jack shirts please
I've been put off Caleta, sounds a bit rough
It is only when the northerners visit, usually very refined
Pelicans? You've lost it :D ;D ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on March 15, 2015, 10:59:58 AM
I've been put off Caleta, sounds a bit rough
Seems to be the retirees causing the trouble ;D
I prefer Corrie ;D
So do i ;D
Good we don't want you ruffians (not referring to Dee) in Caleta
Not bothered you dont want us,maybe we dont want to go ;) ;) ;)
Too many geriatrics there for you Bob, you know ageism is a crime
I cant stand getting stuck behind old folk shuffling along and if i was the mayor of Caleta i would have designated shopping days for em ,that would show em ,50 and nifty ;) ;) ;) ;D
They are getting wound up at the top
Jordans Birthday, 21 today,can`t wait to see him at the weekend ;D ;D ;D
Earl grey tea advert on hete
what is hete?
Sorry here
Haven't seen it
Its the advert 3 posts down on my laptop
Can't see it on mine
Twinings Earl Grey, must be trying to convert me ;D
Good stuff, just off for my afternoon EG now
Bye Dave
My pension increase for next year, thank you George
Ale coming down 1p not here it aint ;D
Nowt yet
Still nowt here
The FTSE has gone above 7000, good news for pension funds
Aye things are looking up
Karma has a way of sneaking up on people ;D
J being home from Uni for a month ;D
Price of beer in georgia so much cheaper than rip off Florida
4 vodkas
1 cider
2 glasses of red wine
1 Knob creek ;D burbon
$37 £25 happy days
My other half planning my 40th??? Not even close to it ;D
Nowt yet
Nowt yet
Fat folk thread someone stop me
Sorry its to late ;)
Good use of the word prick Bob ;D
Will go and read it
He is very eloquent, don't you agree Dave
Well some people they just get on ya nerves ,i try my best to be a good boy but i just can,t resist :P
Very
I don't think Tamkid is all there, must be something to do with the water
https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10151631370959232
Been out tonight to the bar our neighbour said OMG i struggled to understand a word they said ,proper red neck bar all with the southern drawl ,anyway ive managed to get us a visit to a veterans club at 4pm tomorrow,oh dear i can see a messy night ,all inebriated in the bar we were in tonight
Very funny Baz ;D ;D
Bob and Jon want me to be like a northerner, can I get a frontal lobotomy on the NHS? ;D
What's one of them ;D
Having part of your brain removed
Behave ;D
The further west you go the more that needs to be removed
Correct Dave ;D
This Spanish malarky is getting hard
Its snowing
according to my paper Preston is the unhealthiest town in the UK
I could of told ya that. Blackburn 2nd worst.
Wrong again must be reading the Mail stop implying its unhealthy ,its saying unhealthy businesses like tanning shops bookies etc etc .
What made me smile ,we have done over 2500 miles in the car for £100 in petrol
Give in. I've been to Preston its the pits, makes Bradford look like Las Vegas.
Well done on the petrol ;D
Now Blackburn is a sh1tehole ;)
Surely can't be worse than Preston ;D
At least Burnley is nice
You must be joking ;D
Bob seems to always talk highly of the place and its inhabitants ;D
Burnley is unique its got the biggest family in England 85000 strong ,all interbred
Bob's love in with Chester Man at the top of the board
Plane on way home A330 with 37 passengers on,an hour early in Manchester ,200mph tailwinds
Quote from: DaveW on March 28, 2015, 13:53:45 PM
Bob's love in with Chester Man at the top of the board
Think Chester Man is Graham, is he winding Bob up ;D
i know who it is ;D
I thought you would ;D ;D
One of the answers in my crossword was uproar, thought of Bob ;D
Nowt really
Nowt
Nowt
Still nowt
The return of my beloved :-*
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 02, 2015, 20:19:47 PM
The return of my beloved :-*
Thanks Jon :-*
Off now for 4 days ;D
I'm working all of it. Day off Tuesday ::)
We are off...but decorating ::) I`m helping G with my good arm..not sure how much help I will be ::)
Depends what your doing with your good arm ;D :P
Hope you are not being rude? :P
Not me Princess, I respect you too much ::) :-*
Off now for 4/5 days
Thas nivver at work
4 day week mate
Thas a jammy git ;D
You lot of lazy swines having a lie in :D
Bob has more holidays than the royals, a latter day Alan Whicker
He looks more like Judith Chalmers ;D
Jon missing his princess's birthday
Oh no I didnt ;D
Couldn't get the lawn mower to work then the Mrs pointed out I hadn't connected the lead to the mower.
Thought you'd have a handyman to now four acre paddock ;D
More like a postage stamp
Don't believe ya ;D
Seeing pics of Jon on Facebook :)
Never. Don't do pics
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 09, 2015, 07:18:33 AM
Never. Don't do pics
Oh yes you do!! Saw them with my own eyes :)
No. Can't have, think ya pulling mi leg ;D
Think you know that I`m telling the truth :)
I don't honest. Only ever been on with you
Go on there....you`ll see them :)
Forgot my password
Did you have a family party/get together over the weekend?
Yeah sort of, it was here, so I was working
Thats where the pics were from...or can`t you remember?
Yep was sober, didn't know they were on Facebook tho
Ha ha...ask R ;)
Gawd I fear the worst
You believe me now?
I certainly do
Good....they were good pics :) Is L going to Fuerte with you?
Yep. I'll never be allowed to go on my own again. That was a one off
I do think you should be supervised (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/whistle.gif)
Couldn't agree more. Didn't bring any clothes back, she wasn't happy
What did you do with them?
Binned them, and filled my case with 16 sleeves of fortuna
Now thats funny (http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/yahoo.gif)
Saved a fortune, still can't see what I did wrong
Nowt yet ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 09, 2015, 21:51:21 PM
Binned them, and filled my case with 16 sleeves of fortuna
More likely he left them in some bird's apartment ;D
Bs mentioning dee in Ryan air thread
Will go and read it
So will i ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 12, 2015, 10:50:49 AM
Bs mentioning dee in Ryan air thread
Whats this about? ::)
Speaking to my bestest on the phone last night :-*
I had to ring, didn't have mi specs to text ;D
The Green Party manifesto
Sick of the election already ;D
The train was on time and the seat was clean. Well done Bob
He's a grafter is our Bob ;D
When he is not on holiday or off sick
Very cutting cockeneeeeee Dave ;D
Well we didnt want to get your cream chino,s dirty Dave ;D
Didn't e wet himself last time ;D
Aye toilet was engaged for 10mins couldnt hold im led to believe
I do seem to remember he made a sticky mess of his chino's
We dont really need to go there do we :-X
No probably best not ::)
It was the negligent railway workers fault. If they had cleaned the carriage properly at Liverpool street they should have noticed and taken action
Think we've touched a nerve ;D
Especially as I got no compo for all of my troubles
Ya can't blame ya own little problems on British rail ;D
They charge an arm and a leg to travel on them, they should be clean
Bob gets me it for free
Cold up north
Warm and sunny down south
Glad its amused you ;D
Yorkshire rescued England.......again
Well they can shine against nonsense
Shame LB bowler couldn't even take 3 wickets to equal record
Three word story, 3 London boys outnumbering the northerners :D :D
Think boys is a slight exaggeration
The sun is shining 8)
Its not here >:(
Bob getting a mild rebuke for posting email address on banking thread. Tut Tut Robert ;D ;D
Yesterday,two lovely men helped push me off the main road,when my car conked out ;D
I wouldn't have pushed you, I'd have picked you up and carried you
Thanks Jon :-*
Not laughed much today ::)
Car fixed?
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 26, 2015, 08:54:24 AM
Bob getting a mild rebuke for posting email address on banking thread. Tut Tut Robert ;D ;D
I replied
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on April 28, 2015, 20:50:15 PM
Car fixed?
NO...its gonna cost loads and I don`t know what to do,I`ve gotta give him an answer in the morning ::)
Them at the top, thought we were supposed to be the drossers ;D
They secretly want to get involved
The troll thread getting locked
I like em,we should start a bet who will post first on the next one
Talking of bets have you seen that jonny has been cheating on your prediction thread
Blue fox my bet ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2015, 19:10:22 PM
I like em,we should start a bet who will post first on the next one
Talking of bets have you seen that jonny has been cheating on your prediction thread
That is not on - should I disqualify him? >:(
I wonder who it is ,its got to be an alias of someone already on here
Yep cheating YB
Quote from: DaveW on April 29, 2015, 19:17:23 PM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 29, 2015, 19:10:22 PM
I like em,we should start a bet who will post first on the next one
Talking of bets have you seen that jonny has been cheating on your prediction thread
That is not on - should I disqualify him? >:(
It was an honest mistake, thought you said we had one wildcard
How can you lie to a gentleman like Dave ,shame on you ;)
You can see my judgement on the thread
Am appealing ;D
Red Ed tripping on the dais last night, just sums him up
Lost 4lb this week ;D
Nowt don't like working bank hols
Just finished working. A drunken old slapper said Jon kiss mi where it smells. I said am not driving to Blackburn at this time of neet
PNE ;D
That Caleta thread still going strong ;D
D.J.needs to get on and get the fat cats going ;D
I think he's forgotten his password ;D
Shame ;D
Did you hear from Steve, Bob?
Yes he's fed up with all the poo that's going on he said he was going to have a look after I told him admin had made a start
Dave will talk him around next week
Will use my natural London charm
We'll not see Steve again then ;D ;D
Bought a birthday card that was derogatory to our northern friends
For sale, one 8 foot slab of concrete suitable for crazy paving.
Apply to E. Milliband
Ipswich north still voting lib dem
I am in Suffolk Coastal, Dr Dan Poulter a good man
He's a good golfer as well
CHORLEY. CHORLEY. CHORLEY
Not much....Monday ::) Say no more....
At last a day off
Nowt yet
88 points and two still to play
Nowt yet
Same here
England 99-4 against NZ
Was 30_4 ::)
Jon and Dave talking about the Dunes :P
He hasn't got a clue Dee ;D
Oh yes he has
Oh no he hasnt ;D
The sun is shining 8)
Too early
I am here and you lot are there
Well spotted Dave ::)
Observant aren't I
Suppose you've plenty of time to spot these things ::)
Jons princess missing his new milestone :(
Bob cocking guess the number up
Article in the paper saying Yorkshire men are not tight just shrewd with money. Must have been written by a tight YB
Behave young Dave ;D
Dee's post on Chat re travelling on a plane in socks.
It reminded me of one trip to Minneapolis when I was wearing new shoes. I took them off for the flight but when I landed in the US my feet had swollen and couldn't put them back on so had to walk through the airport in my socks.
Bet that stunk a bit
Not at all, could have done with out the photos shown back at work though
Glorious sunny day ...and more to come tomorrow 8)
Yeo its warming up nicely
Will be thunderstorms next for you lot
Its a warm un today
Dave asking if Bob has taken the girls for a gallop :P...Ooops ::)
He fell right into the trap ;D
He sure did :P....the 3 word story is always good for a giggle ;D
You want to try guess the number, them two numpties are useles ;D
My boys home tomorrow ;D ;D ;D
My ear plugs worked
Another sunny day
Same here
The weather...J coming home and its the weekend ;D
My 1st wedding anniversary today ......feels like 100 ;D ;D ;D
Had a lovely chat with my bestest on the phone yesterday :-*
Aye northerners to the rescue again ;D ;D
Free weekend calls I expect
Not at all Dave, it was a very educational chat
Bob winding up the Derby and Forest supporters on Steve's forum
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 08, 2015, 08:23:18 AM
Not at all Dave, it was a very educational chat
We were talking about the cost of pre-booking your seat on Ryanair...rip off ::)
Think we are gonna wait ;)
Quote from: DaveW on June 08, 2015, 17:28:11 PM
Bob winding up the Derby and Forest supporters on Steve's forum
Its just the Derby fan hes on a different planet,the planet Derby i think in his own little dimension ,anyway target met,he said we couldnt wind him up ,hes well and truly spat his dummy out now,never going to reply to me again ,well im truly gutted ;D ;D
Suns shining ;D
Going into work later ;D
Downloaded a brill app called mobdro. Got every TV channel for free. Can't get it on apple products tho. Not sure if its legal ;D
Sounds like filmon
Friends on. Tv
The weather
Bob and Jon :P
We are very serious intelligent people ;D
Hire car was playing up so took it back and had it replaced by a brand new higher spec model
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 16, 2015, 07:04:01 AM
We are very serious intelligent people ;D
Well one of us is ::)
Yep and he doesn't come from Lancashire ;D
Another 12 join Isis from Bradford. Jeez there'll only be me left at this rate ;D
Don't you join up Jon they don't allow alcohol or black pudding
Don't you worry, Bradford will be all mine soon ;D
The sun is shining 8)
Had a good day makes a change 👍
Way its carrying on Jon be no curry houses left ;)
The sun is shining
This site makes me laugh off again early evening >:(
Got the weekend off ;D
Not me in for 7 days now 😪😪
Badly need a beer
Only had to go in for 1 hour today ;D
Hardly worth bothering ::)
Sounds liker your hours Jon
Well it sure don't sound like yours Dave ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 22, 2015, 15:58:07 PM
Hardly worth bothering ::)
Its cos I did a lot of hours last week ;D
Dees hours ;D
2 hours in 2 days, you'll need that holiday ::)
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 24, 2015, 08:06:46 AM
2 hours in 2 days, you'll need that holiday ::)
I got called in so did 7 hours yesterday,actually ;D
7 full hours. Jeez that's a month in one day ;D
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on June 25, 2015, 07:13:43 AM
7 full hours. Jeez that's a month in one day ;D
(http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
I can't wait. Roll on September ;D :-*
Winning some money at golf
All the adverts are in Polish
Sounds like Peterborough
Or Preston
The sun is shining ;D
It's a scorcher
Thinking about my hols and the supposed heatwave before we leave :P
Not seen much sun here
Glorious morning here
Certainly not the weather here
Shorts on sat outside wi mi brew ;D
Going on my hols tomorrow 8) (incase you hadn`t noticed) :P
Last night's thunderstorms spectacular
COCKENEEEEEEEEES
Bob getting em going at the top
I think he should visit caleta as he is talking out of his rear end. There are as many Chinese and Indians in Corralejo
Caleta just too Blackpooly for me, sorry Dave
Its all in black and white Chavetta is the new Benidorm ;D ;D
Must admit I did spot a lot of mobility scooters ;D
And curry houses and brit bars ,at least corrie is a little more cosmopolitan ;D
You do have a remarkable knack of winding em up at the top ;D
candy-baby syndrome ;D ;D
It's just tooooooo of easy for you Bob ;D
Daves mate Djgringo has been having a good go.also 😉😉
Yeah so I noticed, seems a reet character ;D
I think he should be on dross would cheer Dave up 😲😲😲
99% percent of the people eating the gut buster breakfasts have Manchester accents
How do you know that fact ;D
Yes. Think Bob needs to take his medication
I'm beyond Medication Davey😂😂😂
There is no hope I'm afraid ;D
Yep it's a proven fact
Ashes starts
Eng 43-3 :(
Yorkies to the rescue again
Spurs upsetting Southamton
Yorkshire reserves beat Warwickshire. Root 120 not out
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 07, 2015, 16:32:40 PM
Daves mate Djgringo has been having a good go.also 😉😉
I think I remember him moaning last year because he booked a two star complex apartment that was next to the bar and moaned about it being to noisy with people drinking and making a noise until late at night. Probably would have been ok if he had a room away from the bar or gone to the Sheraton. Thing it is wrong to to say the entire resort is noisy cos it ain't.
I don't remember, seems a nice bloke / woman just trying to offer constructive criticism
Bob's really got em wound up at the top ;D
I seem to think Djgringo had some fair points ,as stated it all seems to unravelling in Caleta just like he'd said
They need Dave to go back as peacemaker ;D
Champagne, chocolates and biscuits in the hotel room when we arrived :P :P
Im struggling to keep it going up top ;D ;D ;D
You're doing very well Bob ;D
Recommended the travellers to go to Tamaragua
Aye they can park on the waste land thats called Caleta ;D ;D ;D ;D ;)
Daves gypsies :D
Wanna buy some pegs and lucky heather?
Aye go on then ;D
The Greek PM, made a horlicks with his negotiations
He sure did
Might be off to Greece next year hoping its cheap ;D
Tunisia will be cheaper
Whoa now that would go down well upstairs ???
Travellers all gone thank goodness, mess cleared up
I know Bob ;D
well done Dave
They are having a pop at Brightspark now ,and spongepant my mate hasnt been on today im thinking hes an alias to be honest but im missing him ;D ;D
Oh yes he has look again ;D
No i mean Bluefox HTT,s little lapdog if you look back he has thanked him on all his posts bar the recent ones
Yep I've noticed that, I am watching you know :D
i really think DJ should show some solidarity for BS ;D
He will later promise
Ok look forward to it
Mi batteries running out only 10% left
Catch ya later
See ya Bob
Thought you were going because ya battery is flat
Put it on charge On my phone but am a bit gormless
Ok
My fingers are too fat ;D
Is that why ya cant get your money out of your wallet ;D
Nope am just tight😄
Thought so ;)
Wouldn't give a door a bang Me👍
Jeez Bob is really going for it up top ;D
Pointless tonight had a question on eels
But did you get it correct?
Ive had my fill of candy now ;D
Bob taking on Bluefox, HTT and Spongebob
It got to be a bit hard reading ;D
He enjoys a good argument, I am not getting involved ;D
Neither am I . Think we're both very wise ;D
Jon knows the truth ;) ;)
J`s graduation yesterday....very proud mummy moment ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on July 16, 2015, 05:55:21 AM
J`s graduation yesterday....very proud mummy moment ;D ;D ;D
Ah i remember that a few years ago ,my lads doing ok just moving to Bath this weekend got a new job there
Nowt much
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 16, 2015, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on July 16, 2015, 05:55:21 AM
J`s graduation yesterday....very proud mummy moment ;D ;D ;D
Ah i remember that a few years ago ,my lads doing ok just moving to Bath this weekend got a new job there
Fingers crossed he can find a job now...hes had a few interviews ;D
Dee playing poker
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 17, 2015, 07:38:16 AM
Dee playing poker
Come for a game ;D I`ll be on tonight :P
Quote from: dee-dee on July 17, 2015, 07:18:48 AM
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on July 16, 2015, 06:28:34 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on July 16, 2015, 05:55:21 AM
J`s graduation yesterday....very proud mummy moment ;D ;D ;D
Ah i remember that a few years ago ,my lads doing ok just moving to Bath this weekend got a new job there
Fingers crossed he can find a job now...hes had a few interviews ;D
just remind him if he gets a job as a 1st year graduate they don't pay fantastic wages
He needs a job on the railways for big bucks
He'd have to work😲😲😲😲
Yeah but not often ;D
I think dee should get him a job break him in easy😁😁😁
They could job share.half an hour each ;D
Jesus what a day come on Jon i said break him in not kill him ;D ;D
Yep suppose that is asking a lot from the lad ;D ;D
I`ll have you know that I do more hours now ;D
Got to go Dee. Bye :-* :-*
Nowt yet
Cornflakes 3 big boxes for a fiver at Mozzers
They will be full of salt
Bob likes salt
I do but im not allowed to much,bit like most thinks ;) ;) ;D
Northerners leading the way
loadsaposts
;D
Obviously too much time on your hands
Says Mr easyjet ;D
Suns out now ;D
Hope it's raining at Lords
ENG 64-7 shambles
Now that cricket was pathetic
About a week ago our cricketers were heroes, now they are useless - fickle lot
To many foreigners in the team from Yorkshire ;D ;D
Think Bob has been radicalised
Hope he don't blow up mi beach bar
Glad he keeps away from Caleta ;D
I hope he stays in Tam with Tamkid ;D
They would make a lovely couple
Hes back to normal now had a chat with my mate Cameron :-[ hes got all this terrorism stuff sorted
Bob believing a politician
Easy shift at work tomorrow ;D
Dee thinking Bob might arrive sober for the meet up ???
I will be sober dont drink on planes im a good boy
Will be finished at 12 ;D
Working two days today start at 1556 finish at 0106
That's very precise Bob
A pm from Jon :P
It's all true ask young Dave, I'll send you a pic tomorrow
Quote from: RonnieTheBull on July 28, 2015, 22:55:05 PM
It's all true ask young Dave, I'll send you a pic tomorrow
I believe you...it was the bit where you couldn`t remember the name,that made me giggle :P
Am useless on names :(
Aussies136 all out
Anderson 6wickets
Oh dear that useless yorkie Lyth out for 10 gotta go im afraid like a rabbit in the headlights
Bout time a Lancy did sommat. Agreed get lyth back to Yorkshire we need him for a push towards our 2nd consecutive championship, oooops forgot your not in our division
Will be there next year to whoop ya arses
Hello Dee
dream on Bob
Baron hardup
That's me Dave ;D
That Lancy bowler, no staying power
Good job we have Captain Cook holding the team together
I don`t have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow ;D
Root wins another test match
He helped a little
Class Yorkie and you all know it.
Probably got some cockney blood in him
Arsenal beating chelski
Suns out and I only have to go in for 1 hour today ;D Oh and paid the balance for the holiday yesterday...must be getting close :P
Sun's out and it's mi day off
Sun is out and case is packed
Warm and sticky might be a storm
Quote from: Cardinal Reichman on August 03, 2015, 07:33:54 AM
Sun's out and it's mi day off
Do the clergy get days off...
Nothing because I am a miserable sod
Early finish ;D
Hope the cardinal isn't drinking the communal wine :P
I've just had the odd nip
The profanity editor on the Forum when I tried to use f o o k
Dave using gutter language
Nowt
Start of the 4th test. Love mi cricket
Easy day at work ;D
Now Ruby has been killed off Emmerdale is a lesbian free zone.
Will they bring in new blood or convert one of the existing cast?
Edna for conversion. ;D hope you both watch tonight
I will be watching
Well done that's 2 viewers then ;D
Australia's batting
Our Joe scores more than Australia
It is all down to the captain
Can only be the Aussies ;D
Root still there ;D
But that rabbit was soon out :(
Aye but name another opener, he looked better today. Didn't miss the overrated Lancy bowler.
Wouldnt know about openers but he aint doing that well in 1st class averages got to be someone better,but if we win this test they wont change the team ,maybe only for Anderson so he will have his final chance against a demoralised Aussie team
WHEN we win Anderson Deffo won't play last one, be wrapped in cotton wool again.
2 days off ;D
the clouds have gone
Red Russki Roary
Nothing :(
Same here :'(
My fantasy team, otherwise I would cry
2 more tube strikes announced 25 and 27 Aug
Disgrace, sack the lot
Not til after Bob's got the ale in ;D
Get his passport taken away. Tell old Bill he is a football hooligan
Oh he's a lot of things is our Bob
Getting balloted for strike action soon
The tick will say yes
Why are you voting, the northern line doesn't reach Lancashire
Some young lad sacked without any evidence that hes done owt shocking mis management typical tory fat cats
That's the trouble he's done nowt. Lazy git ;D
Cant post on here but its shocking whats gone on even tried to get someone to lie to get him sacked
That is probably the problem if he had worked hard he would have kept his job
Anyway am keeping out of it ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 11, 2015, 19:32:48 PM
That is probably the problem if he had worked hard he would have kept his job
Has ive said a little knowledge is a big danger
And Bob should know
Honestly you couldnt make it up
I believe you Bob
Got the new sports channel Sky, BT, Eurosport and BEIN TV showing all the premiership matches for â,¬15 per month
The great storm has passed. Sun's shining
Who's locked red Russki's 87000thread
Yep it must be maggies mates
Well done on ya 87000 mate ;D
It was either the person who started the thread or Ronnie the Chicken with his moderator hat
Behave Bob's the chicken man ;D
Daily refuse collection just been (even on Sunday) - all for â,¬30 a year
Bargain ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 16, 2015, 08:43:51 AM
It was either the person who started the thread or Ronnie the Chicken with his moderator hat
Not guilty your honour ::)
Quote from: DaveW on August 14, 2015, 18:11:45 PM
Got the new sports channel Sky, BT, Eurosport and BEIN TV showing all the premiership matches for â,¬15 per month
Got all them on me android box for the cost of the box only ;D
Where did you get it?
Thinking that I`ll be able to see my bestest soon :-*
Do you use it in the UK?
Yes I do Dave
Have cancelled sky movies and sky sports
Sounds good, will investigate when I get home. Do you have to continually modify software and links to maintain access to the channels?
If you get a Droidbox, they update it all the time for you.
I purchased a Droidbox T8 which is a bit dearer than the others but top specification.
Noticed that the Spurs team visited a London orphanage today.
'' It's really sad to see all those little sad faces with no hope'' said Joey aged 6
Quote from: dee-dee on August 17, 2015, 07:13:04 AM
Thinking that I`ll be able to see my bestest soon :-*
I don`t know why I bother sometimes? ::)
Sorry missed it :-* :-* :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 17, 2015, 22:27:43 PM
Sorry missed it :-* :-* :-* :-*
I thought you were the King of scrolling back? :P
You have a rival now Dee - he has a budgie
Behave young Dave ;D
Bob's new slogan ;D
One can only tell the truth
The number of people that have to take a selfie with the camels on the beach. Even seen a selfie stick in action - get a life
Sums Chavetta up. Just plain tacky.
And most of them have Bradford Bulls shirts on
I don't doubt that for one minute
Chavetta southend for southerners
Pedro going to Chelski
We need to deport all of the northern ruffians out of Caleta to Corralejo where they will feel at home
Sorry Dave, Chavetta wants to be Blackpool ya gonna have to suffer it. Why do you think us classy northerners go to Corrie
All cockeneeeeee wideboys in Chavetta
Bob not knowing what day hes flying? :P
Sun's shining for once
Northern winkers
Quote from: dee-dee on August 20, 2015, 22:24:32 PM
Bob not knowing what day hes flying? :P
Think hes got it now ;D
Guiseley
Bob's latest slogan. Behave ;D
I bet your a natural,maybe you can get a cleaning job in Fuerte ;D
Do you were a pinnie?
A pinny and nowt else ooooooh eeeeerrrrrr missus ;)
1 shift down...4 to go ;D
I wear mi Bermuda and flip flops if ya must know ;D
Realising it will be Jons Birthday on the rock ;D Is it the 8th? ;D
It might be ;D
Dee preferring Ryanair to Condor ;D :-*
I think its the 8th ;D Looking at the forum thing...do you and Paul have your birthday on the same day?
Did you hear about the Condor flight to Fuerte today? ::)
Yep saw your post. Try keep up yep we share the same birthdays as discussed on here ;D
Sorry...must of missed that ::)
No what happened
Diverted to lanzagrotty
I have heard loads saying they are always delayed ::)
Is there a B&Q in lanzarote?
Loads
Why was it diverted
Some were saying it ran out of fuel ::)
Others were saying it was too windy
Got the gooners in the league cup.
Thats Spurs out then ;)
Yep
Been stalking mi Princess
Wi beat them cockeneeees in the end
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 27, 2015, 19:23:23 PM
Been stalking mi Princess
Lol...sorry I didn`t get on,was trying to watch BB but fell asleep,was really tired ::)
Last day at work then off for 18 days 8)
It's ok Dee, I was knackered as well :-*
I`m going on holiday tomorrow 8)
Raining. Love it when it rains bank holidays
Am quits wi young Bob, by my reckoning ;D
Dont even know what we are quits on
That's it play dumb ;D
You will have to remind me
Double or quits whoever highest when we go away. International break now. Your disastrous weekend has really cost you ;D
Is that in writing anywhere?
My hire car is automatic, haven't driven one for 25 years
More bullpoo from a tight yorksh1te barstool just pay up and be a man ;) ;) ;D ;D
me logging back on to the forum and getting my password right the first time OMG i'm a genius!!!!!!
Well done Kat weve missed some intelligent conversation around here ::) ;D
I'm on holiday...welcome back Kat :-*
Quote from: Kat Nuts on September 01, 2015, 20:56:41 PM
me logging back on to the forum and getting my password right the first time OMG i'm a genius!!!!!!
Great to see you Kat. Just in time to buy me a drink in Corrie. Love to Nev Jodie and Nelly Xx
I'm still on my hols 8)
buying the wrong number of croissants this morning, ended up with toast
All packed and ready to go 8)
Cloudy oop north, sunny in Caleta
That'll do for me
Banksie is coming over to Fuerte, he heard about Bob's new wall
Jon is on holiday, Morrison's shares fall
Quote from: DaveW on September 05, 2015, 08:44:35 AM
Banksie is coming over to Fuerte, he heard about Bob's new wall
Will have to be quick before its painted
Cameron's comments on Yorkshire men, spot on
Spot on he was ;D
Numptie am going on strike
You do that jon refuse to serve them tory golfers ;D
Don't you worry I will mate
Spit in their G&T,s
Had a lovely day yesterday, driving around the island.
Did you see my pics on FB Jon? ;D
Not yet Dee, not been on.
Nowt yet
Exeter Gently upto 7th. 50 points
I might get relegated out of the fantasy league
Im sinking faster than Rovers ;D
Daughters just rolled in from a night out
Its the weekend ;D and hopefully it should be dry and sunny ::)
Done mi boarding pass
Applied for my driving licence renewal on line Wednesday my new one arrived today
Got mi budgie back from its hols
When I saw Dee at the airport last week I asked if Bob was as grumpy in person as he is on the forum, she said he was fun (or did she say funny)
Think she'll have said funny ;D
I thought he would be a Stan Odgen type
Yep that pretty much sums him up
Without the belly i might add ;D
I said you was al`right ;D And I have pics to prove it...when I can get them on here ::)
Ya needn't bother ;D ;D
Put em on Dee ;D
Yeh put a piccy of rothschild on ;)
You'll need to be Rothschild going to La Scarpetta ;D
Just posted a review in the restaurant section
I'll go have a look ;D
Diego Costa getting a 3match ban ;D
Arsene Wenger getting divorced, bet he didn't see that coming :o :o
might see him smile now
Cockeneeeees bonding
Arriving in Liverpool 40mins early
Good old Ryanair ;D
did my transfers and used my wildcard
Good old Easyjet
Traitor ;D ;D
I do prefer Easyjet but as they don`t fly from Stansted guess we are stuck with the other ::)
As long as it's easy, Dee-Dee likes it ;D
Where as this made me laugh :P
(https://scontent-lhr3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/12033167_10153593510679675_4959627032894659820_n.jpg?oh=aa435fb7550dbccb2dccf5be8a895025&oe=56AB161A)
Agree with Dee prefer Easyjet
What did the wine like Jon, nice picture ;D
Oi Princess behave 8)
Bottom 2 in fantasy league made mi chuckle
One for Dee and Dave. Brothers agree to kill brothers. Work that out. ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 27, 2015, 14:18:45 PM
One for Dee and Dave. Brothers agree to kill brothers. Work that out. ;D
Emmerdale? ;D
Correct. So who shot him ;D ;D
Brothers clue.
Could be Cain (as in Cain and Abel), Andy is too obvious
Or it could be brothers agreeing to kill the others brother ;)
There is Adam, Peter and the other two
Or there is Ross and Andy
But will they drag it on for over a year like Eastenders? ::)
Ospina
Cockeneeeees letting England down ;)
They beat Bradford. Bloomin cockeneeees :(
I expect Ipswich will tuck up thwackburn on Saturday
Just like last season ;)
Been sitting in the sun this afternoon 8)
Had a chat wi mi princess
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 30, 2015, 20:15:21 PM
Had a chat wi mi princess
Always love to hear that Northern voice :-*
Some dodgy cigarettes
Yeh from Kings ;D
Given mi a terrible cough Bob ftp:// :(
Not a lot, yet ::)
Dees pics
I'll never hear a bad word said about Dave again. He's my hero. Just found out that at 9 year old, he saved the local priests life, by finding a lump on his testicle
I had to think about that one ::)
It's true Dee, a proper hero is our Dave
Hmm...think hes not gonna be happy with you ::)
Is that a case of a light fingered Cockeneeeee ;)
Behave he's my hero ;D
So hes a priest lover
Don't know what he is talking about, just humour him
You're far too modest Dave ;D
Emmerdale came out tops at the inside soap awards. Winning 8. About time.
I think the story lines are better than Corrie, they deserve it
Did you know for the nationals, Eastenders are the only ones who employ people to continually phone in votes. Cheating cockeneeees >:(
Don't watch EastEnders any more found it was too depressing and it is nothing like the East End
Make sure you watch our hour long back episode, all is revealed and a couple of things set up for winter schedule
When is that to be shown?
End of this month I think. Ads will be shown soon. Goes back to the day of the shooting
Will watch out for it
It's mi day off
It is my day off as well
It's nearly Friday
I`ll be finished at 11am ;D
Nowt yet
One more shift then 4 days off ;D
No delays
We were delayed 1&1/2 hours coming back
Put ya claim in
Stop whinging, compo puts the fares up
Not whinging. Just stating a fact. Apparently a rough easyjet flight from Gatwick had just landed and all security was needed to escort the passenger's to Chavetta
Jon getting delayed on his favourite airline :P
At least you got to the correct airport ::)
They were brilliant, kept us informed, and got an extra hour in the sun
Report in today's tabloid states that Bradford is the worst place in Britain to live :o
Well its stands to reason, look who you could be living next door to
Aye Dave like thar nose ;D
Poor jonny living in a deprived area ;)
Thank God for that, you lot all said I was minted, now you know I'm depraved sorry deprived
Haven't you got three properties like union baron Bob?
Not me Dave. Just a poor yorkshireman
Spurs 5 - 1 up the spurs fans sang 'are you Chelsea in disguise,'
Jon saying hes poor hahaha
Says rockefeller over there ;D
Not me skint
We're all poor in Yorkshire everyone knows the Southerners have all the brass
and we send most of it up north
It is Wednesday - Paul's favourite day
Is it Dave?
Think it's his attempt at humour Paul. I.e Sheffield. Just humour the old lad ;D ;D
Did make me chuckle tho ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 28, 2015, 07:11:41 AM
We're all poor in Yorkshire everyone knows the Southerners have all the brass
Obviously can`t afford to charge their phones ::)
Well said Dee ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 28, 2015, 19:44:25 PM
Well said Dee ;D
Says....Ronnie "Richard Branson" Bantam ::) :P
Quote from: DaveW on October 28, 2015, 08:19:03 AM
and we send most of it up north
It is Wednesday - Paul's favourite day
Very droll Dave ;D
Did you see what I put on what made you angry today, last night?
Yes, I quite enjoyed the game
I'm sure you did ;D
Enjoyed man utds penalties
G getting four brown envelopes from HMRC...all tax rebates ;D
Now who's minted ;D
Leeds Utd bigger shambles of a club than we are ;D
And they think they've a divine right to be in the Prem. Hope they go bust.
tossers
Correct ;D
Chelsea's defence
Leading scorer in the dross league so far ,with me capt to play ;D ;D
Bob wasting his all out attack card ;D
It was tactical look at me players and the teams they were playing seems to have paid off so far,lets hope it continues ;D
Saving mine for 2 game weeks
Had a pint of Cummings cider
What for brekkie
No am having Dickens Cider for brekkie
Good man ;D
I knew you'd get it ;D
Burnley u21 V Rovers U21 cup game to be played behind closed doors ,they say it will cost to much to police it after trouble at the last U21 game between the clubs , unbelievable :(
Ya just a set of thugs over there ;)
Only derby in the country were fans are only allowed in on buses :(
Disgraceful ;D
Its rough up north ;D
Harry scoring
Capt kane ;D
Bought some Euros and got a good rate
Squeezed a week to Corrie in for February
Shambolic england cricket team :(
Couldn't agree more :'(
Nowt yet
Its not raining ::) ;D
Lovely sunny morning here
Dee giving Ryanair seating advice on Facebook. She's becoming a proper little expert ::) ::) :-*
My fantasy football team :(
Aye ya relying on Harry ;D
Not much hope then
Played mi bench boost, waste of time that's proved to be ::)
The only thing that will make me laugh...is getting to 3.30pm when I can come home ::)
Dee missing mi seating post
Just humour him dee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 08, 2015, 08:52:07 AM
Dee giving Ryanair seating advice on Facebook. She's becoming a proper little expert ::) ::) :-*
This one. Thought you were very knowledgeable ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 10, 2015, 10:22:10 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 08, 2015, 08:52:07 AM
Dee giving Ryanair seating advice on Facebook. She's becoming a proper little expert ::) ::) :-*
This one. Thought you were very knowledgeable ;D
I`m just telling them about my experiences ;D Did you post? Cos I couldn`t see it ::)
Nope I liked yours though.....twice ::) :-*
England 19-3 off 4 overs
Blackburn thinking changing their manager will sort out their problems. Just kicking the can down the road
Careful David ;D
Short shift at work ;D
No shift ;D
Trust me i cant be any worse Dave
They need another uncle Jack
They need a Christmas miracle ;D
G`s back to work tonight after being off for 2 weeks ;D
All the best to G
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 16, 2015, 08:12:35 AM
All the best to G
Will pass that on to him Jon....hes had kidney stones ::)
Poor chap, they are painfull
Dees belated Birthday post. Ah well you can take mi princess out of Essex, but you can't take Essex out of mi princess ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 17, 2015, 08:46:31 AM
Dees belated Birthday post. Ah well you can take mi princess out of Essex, but you can't take Essex out of mi princess ;D
(http://www.tombraiderforums.com/images/smilies/smackbum.gif)
Thank you, that's lovely :P :-*
Pervert ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 18, 2015, 07:47:50 AM
Thank you, that's lovely :P :-*
It wasn`t supposed to be enjoyable ::)
Well I must be a pervert then :P :P
Takes one to know one my princess :P
Man City defence
82 points for mi fantasy team
Price of beer over the sea in Asia
1lt 10 lira ;D
0.5lt in Europe 15 lira >:(
Which we had booked to stay the Asian side of Istanbul more bars and much cheaper :(
Spurs stuffing West Ham and the Gooners losing - perfect weekend
Quote from: DaveW on November 22, 2015, 19:40:00 PM
Spurs stuffing West Ham and the Gooners losing - perfect weekend
Easy Dave :o :o ;D ;D
He can be very cruel Paul ;D
We are breathing down their necks now ;D
Careful Dave, you know how things tend to go tits up when you start bragging ;D
It was an observation rather than bragging
Well observed then Dave
Old Steve is like a dog with two dicks on his forum
Winter fuel allowance arrived
Quote from: DaveW on November 24, 2015, 08:19:16 AM
Winter fuel allowance arrived
Is that for your sun tan lotion Dave ;D
The countries gone mad
All pensioners who have worked all their lives and paid into the system deserve every penny they can get.
What is frustrating is all the immigrants who have come here and have paid nothing into the system and get all the help and money, when we should look after our own pensioners first and foremost.
I am not a racist before you ask.
Rant over ;D
Even those who spend all winter living in the sun. Mentioning no names ;) ;). Surely it makes more sense to give more to the pensioners who really need it. Should be means tested,what does a millionaire pensioner need it for.
I don't know Jon, best ask Dave :o ;D ;D
He's gone very quiet Paul ;D ;D
Must be making the most of the Peroni delivery at the Gala bar ;D ;D
I might be away for a couple of the winter months but still need to heat my house. I pay my taxes and have never claimed any benefits during my 48 years of working so no I do not feel guilty receiving it.
Typical hard faced cockeneeeeeee ;) ;) poor people cant afford to put the heating on but millionaire fatcats take the money shameless Jon just shameless ;D ;D ;) ;)
Tory plutocrats
Take the money Dave ;D ;D
Don't listen to 3 houses Bob :o :o ;D ;D
When he is not on strike he is on holiday
Your only jealous Dave ;) ;) ;)
2months till my next break >:( >:(
Nowt yet
Glad I'm back for Bob's 90,000. Really didn't want to miss the epic occasion
Heard from my bestest yesterday...so alls good ;D
Lovely to hear from you :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 27, 2015, 08:30:29 AM
Glad I'm back for Bob's 90,000. Really didn't want to miss the epic occasion
But nobody on for me to achieve it :(
Neighbours away, heaven
Daves position in the fantasy league
Someone ringing me last night....got the wrong number...didn`t even realise they were speaking to me ::)
Probably too drunk ::) ::) :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 29, 2015, 09:21:21 AM
Daves position in the fantasy league
I am the kiss of death. I have more injuries than arsenal ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2015, 05:51:32 AM
Someone ringing me last night....got the wrong number...didn`t even realise they were speaking to me ::)
Probably too drunk ::) ::) :P
Thought jon only got micturated on mondays ;D
Quote from: Red Russki of the Rovers on November 30, 2015, 20:28:54 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 30, 2015, 05:51:32 AM
Someone ringing me last night....got the wrong number...didn`t even realise they were speaking to me ::)
Probably too drunk ::) ::) :P
Thought jon only got micturated on mondays ;D
Bet he didn`t have his readers on ...or his memory ::)
Correct Dee, I was trollied on Sunday :(
Baz winding em up at the top. Cue Spike ;D ;D
They soon bite
Might nominate Dee to be the dross representative on the committee
good shout ;D
Secretary so she does the minutes
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 07, 2015, 16:29:22 PM
Might nominate Dee to be the dross representative on the committee
Is Bob winding them up again? :P
Nope Baz is :D
Spikes not bitten........yet
Are you not posting on there? ;D
Might do. When Bob gets bored of it
Think we should all go and wind Baz up :P
I will when I have mi iPad
I`ve posted ;D
I'll have a look ;D
Aye. ;D av stuck mi two penneth in now
I better go have another look ;D
Highly educated post. Ya won't understand it :-*
Me and Bob have added some more :P
North London team getting beat at home by the Geordies :D
You are cruel
Sorry Dave, only the second game they have lost this season so they are doing well ;D ;D
They played the long ball all the time today, it didn't work
Chelsea again
Nothing >:(
BBC sport's website showing the team Christmas pullover. I could see Jon in the Bradford City one.
I think it looks very nice Dave ;D
What made me laugh on saturday was the cherry blossom out on the trees in St James park only 3 months early
Thinking about my 10 days holiday coming very soon ;D
Am not laughing till Dec 27th
Jon having to earn his money for a change rather than drossing all day
I'll be back ;D
Having a quick dross with my bestest before work :-*
It's a real pleasure as always Princess :-* :-*
Man United supporters whinging again on Robbie Savage's phone in.
Still not laughing till 27th
4 more sleeps ;D
40 points at golf, won the pot. Pity about the blob on the 4th.
Well played Dave. Was you going off the ladies tees ;D
Can't hit it that far, used the cadets tee ;D
3 sleeps ;D
5 sleeps
It's nearly all over
Christmas part 2 at my house :P ;D
Nowt
enjoying my Christmas pressies
It's over ;D ;D
No work ;D
Looking forward to the people getting back to work
Chuffing eck Dave, first day I've had off :( :'(
Not you, you have been working over Christmas. It's the people filling the golf course and the roads.
Mi fantasy team goes from bad to worse ;D
England beating sa
not as bad as mine, like an edition of Casualty
At least you've gone up, I'm on a rapid descent
Out tonight for some games and laughs ;D
Daugher going back to Fuerte dropped her off at 0420 this morning ,cost me a fortune
Festive season holidays nearly over and all the people will be back to work and kids back to school
Bradford Rovers
Got 3 numbers on the lottery last night
Ben Stokes
Carry on batting thats what i say bat em out the game ;D
Todays paper - black pudding is the new superfood. They must be having a larf
Told ya, it cures everything ;D
How Stokes was a super hero bur Amla is just a normal boring player who took the third longest in test history to get a double century
Well said Bob
Its been interesting to listen to the different commentary today
Found it all a bit boring. Wicket and kookaburra ball spoilt it
Basically we were potty poo poo in the field what was it 4/5 catches dropped
10 in total
Not good
Not good at all. Catches win matches
Jon blanking Dee.
Wednesday on 'am back have you missed me'
Absolute nonsense. Behave young Dave
Dave dreaming about Bob :P
He was baiting me like he does on the forum
Poor Dave ;D
Banties getting a replay at Bury
Not much ::)
Not much been a sad day
Our Joe. Pure Class
How can Broad get man of the match on a bowlers wicket with perfect bowling conditions, when our Joe scores one of the best hundreds you'll ever see
Jon winding me up the other day...via text ::)
Hope it was nothing saucy Dee, no pics
Plenty of pics Dave ;D
I would never wind you up Princess :-*
You dare not if she has compromising pics ;D
Getting silent phone calls from someone up North ::)
Some people should not be allowed a phone if they are pie eyed :P
Surely not again ::)
You will have to get a restraining order Dee
I was trying to send some snow photos :(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 18, 2016, 15:20:26 PM
I was trying to send some snow photos :(
The pic came through fine ;D....you rung me later :P
Must have left your number on ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 19, 2016, 08:55:39 AM
Must have left your number on ::)
Lol...I love your silent calls :P
Banties 48 goals at this stage last season 23 this, and our two strikers missed the pens
Plane fifteen minutes early
Mi budgie
Wearing the stranglers again Jon
Nowt. It's bloomin cold
It is not here Jon
Roll on February 10th
Its Friday ;D
The sun is shining
Solar panels
Sun is still shining
Good set of results this weekend. We won United and Arsenal lost, City and Irons drew.
Same next league weekend please
Nothing much
Nice and hot here
Hurricane Jonas has arrived
Day off ;D
Finish at 3
Daughter saying she can tell when at the airport whos from chavetta ,she says they are chavs ;D ;D ;D ;D
Still chuckling about the above ;D
Very astute is your daughter ;D ;D
Oh yes ;D
Which bar does she work in,will shake her hand in Feb ;D
Pennylane ;D ;D
Marvellous we're staying next door to that in the apartments opposite the tennis courts ;D
Lucky you ;D
Short shift ;D
No shift
Ordered a cerveza grande with my lunch and got a litre of lager, could hardly lift the glass
Am sure you managed it ;D
Will be finished at 11am ;D
Nowt got a long day
Spurs have gone above Arsenal ;) :) ??? ;D
Great but we usually think the season is over when it has happened in the past
Can't remember it ever happening ;D
Happened the last few seasons
Latest weather report
Its Friday ;D
We are up to second in the premiership
If you go above Leicester, you'll be the most hated club in Britain ;D
6 threads about Place in the Sun :P ::)
Think it's a wind up ;D
I've voted for Bob up top ( twice) . Come on fellow drossers, it's time to show solidarity ;D
Already voted for Bob last night ;D Pity we can`t vote again and again... :P
I've voted twice ;D
Jon on holiday with no wifi, peace for a week ;D
Hes been to see our daughter,she said they were a nice couple ??? ???
He didn't wait long, hope she didn't have to keep him in ale
He wouldnt stay long unless it was happy hour ;D
Met a wonderful lady,who for security purposes i'll call L. Found out loads of gossip. Boy is this gonna cost a certain person a few beers ;D
No use bribing me im on the sick for 2/3 weeks
Its Friday ;D
Internet is back ;D
nowt
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on February 11, 2016, 14:52:56 PM
No use bribing me im on the sick for 2/3 weeks
Does that mean a Monday trip ;D
Could do ;D
Marvellous ;D
Be calling him sick note
Just found out banties won4-0 in Cockeneeeee land
Beating that expensive mob up in Lancashire
Sun's shining
A discarded ladies 'toy' in the underpass on the way to breakfast this morning
Ya could use it to stir the EG ;D
Don't think it would fit into my mug
There's some big girls in Chavetta ;D
Might belong to a nice boy I suppose ;D
Oooooh horrid thought, you Deffo don't want to be stirring your brew with it >:(
no way
Leeds losing ;D
BS party political re referendum at top of board - convinced me to stay ;D
Yep convinced me too ;D
He should be a politician he models himself on Trump ;D
I fear the worst with Trump, yanks are slightly bonkers
He makes George W seem normal
Can't remember what Mr Washington was like ;D
Jon's new Monika and photo, recognised him straight away
Thanks Dave ;D
You are welcome ;D
All the party politicals at the top of the board and the Farage appreciation society. I would have a pint with him but would trust him to run a bath
Gonna be a long 4 months
and it will be a very messy transition is we do leave taking many months to unravel
I'm in.
and me. The only problem we have is we are out here in May/June we wont be home until the 22nd June and our postal vote has to arrive by 10am on the 23rd so got some investigations to do when we get back home if we can switch to a normal vote for this one.
You should be ok.
Lighter mornings....nice to drive to work in the light ;D
I know what you mean Dee, used to pee me off when the clocks changed at the end of March when I would be back commuting in the dark again
Leeds United
I gotta fill in a form at work stating why I should have 12 days off instead of the standard 10...and give a good reason ::)
Do you think "Cos its Fuerte" will be Ok? ;D Any ideas? :P
Quote from: dee-dee on March 01, 2016, 21:47:30 PM
I gotta fill in a form at work stating why I should have 12 days off instead of the standard 10...and give a good reason ::)
Do you think "Cos its Fuerte" will be Ok? ;D Any ideas? :P
Cos I'm meeting a northern hunk for a romp in the dunes :P
The last post
What's funny about that young Davey
Quote from: White Stiletto on March 02, 2016, 11:56:06 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 01, 2016, 21:47:30 PM
I gotta fill in a form at work stating why I should have 12 days off instead of the standard 10...and give a good reason ::)
Do you think "Cos its Fuerte" will be Ok? ;D Any ideas? :P
Cos I'm meeting a northern hunk for a romp in the dunes :P
I won`t use that one,Jon ::)
The truth is always the best policy Princess
Quote from: White Stiletto on March 02, 2016, 19:30:08 PM
What's funny about that young Davey
Northern hunks don't exist
Had a trawl thru Steves forum. So nice to see Dave and Steve admiring each others teams
He don`t post on here anymore...thats a shame :(
Yeah I think someone upset him ::)
#Votetoleave..BrightMacSpark? ::)
Dunno Dee, think he might have been influenced by another ex drosser
Think I get your drift ::)
Knew you would ;D
Reminding Jon of his password that he had forgotten ;D
Snows going quickly, it's pouring down
Just been reading one of the threads at the top...always good for a laugh ;D
Think I know which one ;D
You can`t miss it....the usual bickering ::)
Yep and it's carrying on today ;D
Found a tenner
It is mine
Got my central heating fixed
Putting the tenner on Leicester to go down next season ;D
Its Friday ;D
Mi Princess is happy :-*
First round of golf for two months and I won the pot ;D
Nice long walk in just a tshirt
Quote from: DaveW on March 14, 2016, 15:29:32 PM
First round of golf for two months and I won the pot ;D
Bandit :o ;D ;D
Well said Paul ;D
Was an honest 36 points, greens had been dressed which cost me another 8 points ;D
Ya did better than ya fantasy team
Landlord ordering pork and black pudding pies
Sounds like heaven ;D
Its Jordans 22nd Birthday today ;D ;D ;D
Thought she was older than that ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on March 17, 2016, 07:08:12 AM
Its Jordans 22nd Birthday today ;D ;D ;D
Happy birthday Jordan :D
Quote from: Baldy on March 17, 2016, 19:13:33 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on March 17, 2016, 07:08:12 AM
Its Jordans 22nd Birthday today ;D ;D ;D
Happy birthday Jordan :D
Thanks Paul :-*..I will disregard other stupid comments ::)
Hate false boobies
BS and Erik having a Spat about surnames on Spanish forms
Missed that will have a look
Dees looking for natural food colouring if anyone can help ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 20, 2016, 07:30:53 AM
Dees looking for natural food colouring if anyone can help ::) ::)
Pardon?
That's what it says on FV2 on Facebook ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 20, 2016, 07:33:49 AM
That's what it says on FV2 on Facebook ;D
Ha ha...thats my farm ;D got you now ::)
Are you a good farmer Princess :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 20, 2016, 07:41:08 AM
Are you a good farmer Princess :-*
Oh yes...very attentive ;D
I bet you are :-*
Our northern cousins inability to use the correct there or their in a sentence
Quote from: DaveW on March 20, 2016, 12:09:30 PM
Our northern cousins inability to use the correct there or their in a sentence
I noticed that ::)
Oi. Behave down they're in Cockeneeeee land
OOOPS should have included They're ;D
Must admit I just use the predicted there can't be bothered changing ;D
Don't be lazy
Sorry Dave, are you watching come dine with me
Baz taking his time to congratulate Jon :P
Yep I'm truly honoured ;D
Wknd blowing my golf balls all over the place on the range ::) ;D
England and India both nearly losing
Last day at work then 4 off ;D
Last day at work 5 off ;D
Communal swimming pool opens on Tam on the 26/3/16 daughter hoping to pick our swipe card up ,might have a dip when im over
Not off til Wednesday :(
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on March 24, 2016, 07:56:00 AM
Last day at work 5 off ;D
Communal swimming pool opens on Tam on the 26/3/16 daughter hoping to pick our swipe card up ,might have a dip when im over
Thought you had your own pool in back yard? ::) :-*
Only when he wets himself ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 25, 2016, 07:29:08 AM
Only when he wets himself ;D
PMSL, oh sorry that was Bob :o :o ;D ;D
Thought I could play golf ::) ;D
Very funny Paul, great reply. PMSL ;D ;D
My boys scoring against Germany
Having to organise mi southern chums visit ooop north
Snow in Yorkshire
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 01, 2016, 13:06:04 PM
Having to organise mi southern chums visit ooop north
If I could hear ya :P
Pardon :-*
Guisley goalkeeper getting the award for gaff of the week on the BT website. Very funny video ;D
Spurs stuffing Manchester United
Sun is shining 8)
Banties thrashing Walsall. Play offs here we come
I`ve posted a question up top :o ;D
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok will look
Ive replied ;)
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on April 27, 2016, 12:58:37 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
Ok will look
Ive replied ;)
Thanks for your input ::)
Internet is back
Here to help dee ;D
Rovers finally winning
Dee getting a mention in the referendum vote thread
Ps did I say I've had my say :D ;) ;D ;D
I'll have a look later ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 01, 2016, 08:37:13 AM
Dee getting a mention in the referendum vote thread
Ps did I say I've had my say :D ;) ;D ;D
Whats this? ::)
Baz telling Bob to stay up top and not go back to dross with the Essex stiletto ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 02, 2016, 08:31:46 AM
Baz telling Bob to stay up top and not go back to dross with the Essex stiletto ;D
Just found it...I knew it would be Baz ::)
Have you seen he's kicking off with Spike....again ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 02, 2016, 08:35:43 AM
Have you seen he's kicking off with Spike....again ;D
Isn`t he always? ::)
If you want a laugh...go read the Ryanair thread up top :P
Will do ;D
I had 2 hours in the sun this afternoon 8)
Page 3 I hope :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 05, 2016, 22:39:47 PM
Page 3 I hope :-*
Ha ha...was lovely,I fell asleep and caught up with what I missed out on last night ...lovely bit of Vitamin D ;D
Are you being rude Princess
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 05, 2016, 22:45:30 PM
Are you being rude Princess
Out of the gutter...I was alone ;D
The sun is shining
Going to wait for a Dave for next 1000. Give mi cockeneeeeee chum some respect
Should be there tomorrow
All sorted mate ;D
and reciprocated ;D
Thank you Dave ;D ;D
Got mi Essex secretary to pm everyone ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 14, 2016, 07:33:13 AM
Got mi Essex secretary to pm everyone ;D
Anything for you,my bestest :-*
Thank you Dee :-* :-*
Its Friday ;D
It is hot and sunny 😎😎
Banties been bought by a couple of German billionaires
Probably property developers and will convert the ground into flats
The suns out 8)
Same here The suns out 8)
Quote from: DaveW on May 23, 2016, 20:58:09 PM
Probably property developers and will convert the ground into flats
Thanks for those words of wisdom ;D
Good news (hopefully) from my bestest and from the Dunas ;D
Essex boy doing well for England in the test match
Arsenal going for Vardy, will get big Sam next to replace Wenger ;D
Big Brother starts tomorrow ;D
It is Monday ;D
Bob...don`t forget to watch BB tonight :P
I got 4 numbers on the lotto at the weekend ;D ;D ;D
Your round at happy hour then :-*
Oh yes...I can get some in ;D
England that was number two
Just finished lisas hospital lunch. Marvellous ::) ::)
Im jealous ;)
Bag of less than perfect ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 20, 2016, 12:36:17 PM
Just finished lisas hospital lunch. Marvellous ::) ::)
What was it? ::)
Dunno Dee,hard to describe ;D
Don`t sound too good :P
Today's was better ;D
Nope. Went and ;Dbrought in a Mcdonalds
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 23, 2016, 22:51:41 PM
Nope. Went and ;Dbrought in a Mcdonalds
Please refer to my other post :P
Glad I bought my Euros on Wednesday before the Brexit
Why its still the same rate ;D
Haha all those southerners praying to stay in the EU and those nasty Northerner f**cking it right up ;D ;D ;D
Arsenal's new £35m signing awful penalty for Switzerland.😄
All checked in for next week ;D
nowt yet but i suppose England could change that tonight ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Got the mrs a wig on prescription
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on June 24, 2016, 18:14:42 PM
Haha all those southerners praying to stay in the EU and those nasty Northerner f**cking it right up ;D ;D ;D
Need to check your facts, most of London voted in but the rest of the south and south east voted leave.
Engerrrrrrrrrrrland hahaha cr.ap ;D ;D ;D
Wales showing England how it should be done
how bad my golf is at the minute
Going on my jollies tomorrow 8)
Have a great holiday Dee
Spurs 8 - 1 to win premiership. For anyone who doesn't understand gambling, if you bet £100 you lose £100
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 06, 2016, 17:06:43 PM
Spurs 8 - 1 to win premiership. For anyone who doesn't understand gambling, if you bet £100 you lose £100
Would like to disagree but sure you are correct 😀
Is this a new Dave that can't be wound up ;D
The Spring has broken
You need a holiday ;D
definitely
See you in September hopefully
That would be nice
Arsenal ladies own goal
A programme on C4 last, like blind date without clothes. Some of the bodies were not a pretty sight ;D
Reading the posts about the beer bike
They do get very wound up
Some train guard called illyas on cash trapped does the Preston blackpool run. Bet Bob knows him.
probably one of his relatives
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 09, 2016, 21:57:46 PM
Some train guard called illyas on cash trapped does the Preston blackpool run. Bet Bob knows him.
Mind the gap ;D
He was quick on the buzzer, bet he had six fingers ;D
Hull
Don't upset Steve he has only just come back
Put a tenner on Leicester to go down at 33/1. ;D
You should have put it on Spurs
The sand mountain on the beach in front of Geranious, think they have ordered too much
Yorkshire up to 9th in olympic medal table.
A chap parking his car hit the lamp post, think he was saving his brakes
Mrs R reminding me it was our 29th wedding anniversary ;D ;D
Happy anniversary to you both :-* :-*
Dave red carding Bobby ;D
West spam
Numpties that travel on the train you wouldnt believe it
Guys says to me looking at the monitor is that the platform ,i say what mate now listen to this its good,1435 Pardon i say ,is that the platform he says again sorry 1435 yes he says really what effing planet are these people on ,i nearly said yes its on platform 1435 ,but he may have asked me where it was ;D ;D ;D
Was it that scruffy chap who sat on the floor of the Newcastle train for the photographers saying he couldn't get a seat when there were plenty free? God and he wants to run our country.
G`s gone to work without his phone :o...he`ll be back in a little while :P
nowt
Chelsea
Essex getting promoted to division one
Dave suddenly liking cricket
Be kicking Yorkshire's ass next year
It will be a pleasure to welcome you to Headingley ;D
Sam Allardick
Corbyn
May
You two
Bob must have liked living in the 70s
Great music in the 70's. ;D
Ibrahimovic
Spike at the top of the board, everyone is ignoring him.
England football team thrashing Little Malta2-0 ::) ::)
Donald trump, must have northern ancestors
I'll choose to ignore ;D
See they've finally bitten up top
Trouble is I agree with some of his points although wouldn't say it up there ;D
There was a clown attackin Norfolk, could be sparky ;D
You just never know ;D
Thought Malta was bad, tonight was dire
The apprentice, what a bunch of muppets
Only 145 posts until Dave will be in a champions league spot, overtaking Steve as 4th highest poster. Hope he knows he's to buy us all a drink ;D
Would be delighted to do that
I know you would ;D
England won at cricket.
Jon not noticing my post up top ;D
Hope ya not on about mi little problem again ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 03, 2016, 07:25:55 AM
Hope ya not on about mi little problem again ;D
Yeah,you need to go have a look at "your" yeast infection post :P
Can't find it now ;D
President Trump, nearly as scary as PM Corbyn
Root scoring 124 and I forgot it was on tv
Yes Dee. Very funny ::) ::) ;D
All the way to Yorkshite today and the doctor was from Lancashire ,haha got to import proper medical staff
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on November 10, 2016, 19:30:41 PM
All the way to Yorkshite today and the doctor was from Lancashire ,haha got to import proper medical staff
Nah we train em and send em back
The Caleta video up top, shows what a quality resort it is.
If you say so ::)
Is it too early to say the C word? ;D
I looked for the old thread but couldn`t find it....
Haha that video certainly showed what classy people go to Chavetta ,quality pure quality ,toothless gurning dungeree wearing chavs ;)
Sure you weren't looking in the mirror Bob ;D
I'm sure Jon said that was you in the background ;) ;D
Yep it was definitely Dave ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 22, 2016, 07:42:35 AM
Is it too early to say the C word? ;D
I looked for the old thread but couldn`t find it....
Thats right....just ignore me and my C word ::)
If you say the C word i'll say the FO words ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 24, 2016, 09:31:17 AM
If you say the C word i'll say the FO words ;D
Now I wonder what that could stand for? :P
There's only one C word allowed and that's Corralejo
What about Caleta?
Don't be silly you Crazy Caleta Cockeneeeee Clown
Who you calling a clown
You coco ;)
All these nice C words. Love em ;D
That was crusty
Can we say the C word tomorrow? :P
Definitely not ;D
Its Christmas :P
Is it pocket billiards ;D
Well said Dave
Finally exchanged on our sale today, move next Friday to our new place in Norfolk.
Quote from: DaveW on December 09, 2016, 19:14:19 PM
Finally exchanged on our sale today, move next Friday to our new place in Norfolk.
Well done Dave, got there in the end ;D
Like a rottweiler is our Dave. We'll done and enjoy your new home
Will change my forum name to davespark. ;D
Aye go on then ;D
Quote from: DaveW on December 09, 2016, 19:14:19 PM
Finally exchanged on our sale today, move next Friday to our new place in Norfolk.
All the best for your move Dave :-*
Thanks Dee, submerged in packing boxes, it is chaos here
All the best Dave
Two more days at work...then 12 off ;D
Last day at work then off til the New Year ;D
Cricket as usual
No work ;D
Petrol
Its Christmas Eve ;D
It's all over
It's nearly a new year
Seeing that the Corintia is just shut for a re-furb ;D
Yep it made me happy too ;D
Corintia update. Roof sign gone down so maybe got new owners, but definitely workmen refurbishing inside.
Oh and Bob's finally gone back to work ;)
My phone got connected at last
Quote from: DaveW on January 13, 2017, 18:12:31 PM
My phone got connected at last
Does it work though Dave :o
Yes it's a miracle
Well done Dave, a miracle indeed
I am waiting to wake up 😄
its Friday :P Where has January gone?...Whizzed by....
Wycombe nearly did ;D
Playing with them Jon 😜
Arsenal next hopefully, go play with them ;D
Leeds losing to Sutton United.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 29, 2017, 12:08:15 PM
Arsenal next hopefully, go play with them ;D
Lincoln or Blackburn
Quote from: DaveW on January 29, 2017, 18:27:46 PM
Leeds losing to Sutton United.
Aye made me chuckle as well
Got booked for July ;D 8)
Flying Ryanair I hope 8)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 30, 2017, 10:01:19 AM
Flying Ryanair I hope 8)
Yeah...did consider Jet2 but later flight times...much prefer getting there early ;D
Yep me too. Think we're 0620 in September
I am due on the 6.15am tomorrow
Have a great time Dave
A place in the sun, more numpties after a free holiday with no intention of buying
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 01, 2017, 22:20:51 PM
A place in the sun, more numpties after a free holiday with no intention of buying
I watched that too ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 01, 2017, 22:20:51 PM
A place in the sun, more numpties after a free holiday with no intention of buying
Typical Brummies
Its Friday and Jons online ;D
It is warmer here than England
Dee wasn't online when I left, I checked, honest Princess :-*
Creep
There is a post right at the top of the forum for Jon :P
Title ..."advice please" ;D
Romalu Lukaku
I'll have a look Dee ;D
Shame that Dee, we're not over in July...... But you are ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 05, 2017, 08:20:06 AM
Shame that Dee, we're not over in July...... But you are ;D :-*
Thats a shame ,think we will just miss it :P
All this excitement must be what overheated the forum ;D :-*
We are not in hotel near dunes now...saved £100 ;D...never had so much trouble with hotels :P
Sure you'll have a great time :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 08, 2017, 08:39:19 AM
Sure you'll have a great time :-*
Thanks Jon,we are back in the town now ;D
Where you staying now :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 09, 2017, 07:52:48 AM
Where you staying now :-*
The one that joins to the one we usually stay at...Alisios Playa...cheap and cheerful,Ok just for one week hopefully ;D
Sure it will be fine
Mi batteries dying gonna have to go plug in :-*
Me and G lost another 4lbs each....8lbs in 2 weeks,not bad ;D
Well done you two
Is Ashley dead yet ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 13, 2017, 13:59:56 PM
Well done you two
Is Ashley dead yet ;D
Thanks Jon :-*
Didn`t see him last night but last week he moved into the care home ;)
Did ya get mi card Princess :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 14, 2017, 10:26:47 AM
Did ya get mi card Princess :-*
Think you most of put wrong address ::)
Nowt much
Just heard on radio...we are playing Leeds on Saturday...and they are stepping up police patrols..gonna get the horses out ::) Is that for you Jon? :P Naughty Northerners ???
No Dee I'm a refined Bradford Ian, Leeds are just thugs.
Heard today Corintia have extended into the surf school garden, should be open by September. Happy days🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻
Thats good news Jon,is it still run by the same people? ;D
Dunno Dee. Raj the waiter is now at Galera beach bar
Our old friend Can The Man, still won't even say hello down here. Hello Can. :-*
Watched The Chase today and a railway worker from Purfleet took the lower offer.
Bob will be ashamed;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 21, 2017, 00:01:52 AM
Watched The Chase today and a railway worker from Purfleet took the lower offer.
Bob will be ashamed;D
I saw that...glad he lost ;D
Me too. He was funny tho ;D
Dumb cockeneeees ;D ;D ;D
Dumb northerners, easily amused
Leicester sacking Ranieri they now deserve everything thats coming
Its Friday and the Orwell Bridge is open :P
Cheap concrete bridge ;D
It is nothing to do with the construction or materials used. The bridge needs to be high so that ships can pass underneath, it gets dangerous in high winds as has to be closed.
EasyJet 'forgot' to put my bike on the plane with me yesterday :o :o
Aledgedly on this mornings flight and should be delivered to me at 15.00hrs 8) 8)
Rubbish Easyjet ;D should have flown Ryanscare ;D
Can't beat good old St Michael. Just ask Dee
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 26, 2017, 08:39:14 AM
Can't beat good old St Michael. Just ask Dee
They are not too bad if they get you to the correct airport ::)
Jon only has until October to find his pound then the old coins become illegal 😄🤡
Did you see Dave it's estimated that over £300m are stuck in cars and down suites etc
Yes amazing
Best get searching when you get home ;D
We had to give our couch away to a charity shop because it wouldn't fit through the door of our new bungalow. I bet there was a few quid in there.
Its Pancake Day ;D
I love pancakes ;D
Wenger blaming the ref for costing them their 5 - 1 defeat. Funny he doesn't congratulate the ref when he allows their offside or handball goals get them the win ;D
Very cynical Dave ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 28, 2017, 08:20:13 AM
I love pancakes ;D
Me too...lemon juice and a sprinkle of sugar :P
No sugar. Just lemon for me please ;D
Its Friday ;D
Nowt much got a busy weekend
Been on healthy eating now for 6 weeks....G has lost 20lbs and I`ve lost 14lbs ;D...you won`t recognise us in September Jon :P
I don't recognise people anyway after a few beers ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 13, 2017, 09:53:11 AM
I don't recognise people anyway after a few beers ;D
Ha ha... didn`t think of that :P
I'll listen out for a cockeneeeeee accent ;D
You funny Northerner....we are not even from London :P :-*
Near enough ;D
Bet I've just missed Dee. Happy humping Princess :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 15, 2017, 06:50:47 AM
Bet I've just missed Dee. Happy humping Princess :-*
Yes...I was hanging the washing out... ::)Have a good one too :-*
J`s 23rd Birthday ;D ;D ;D
See we got a mention from Baz :P
We are truly honoured ;D
My paper reckons that Arsene is to renew his contract 👍😄âš½
Nice one Dave
All these muggings in Chavetta. I blame it on the new synthetic poo smelling beach
I saw that...better to go to Corrie :o
Much safer Dee, better class of tourist oop north :-*
Winding up gooners
Bob can go watch the Grand National
About time Theresa slapped down these union wasters
After today...4 days off for my Birthday :P
After today on holiday til 13rh ;D Happy birthday Dee :-*
Happy birthday Dee ;D
Happy birthday Dee :-*
April fools stories in the papers
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 31, 2017, 07:34:26 AM
After today on holiday til 13rh ;D Happy birthday Dee :-*
Quote from: Baldy on March 31, 2017, 17:21:48 PM
Happy birthday Dee :-*
Quote from: DaveW on March 31, 2017, 08:49:39 AM
Happy birthday Dee ;D
Thanks guys...its my birthday tomorrow :-* I`ve got today and tomorrow off :P
Happy birthday tomorrow Dee ;D
Happy birthday tomorrow Dee :-* Ashley Deffo dies this week. Have your tissues ready ;D
Think that he has played the part brilliantly.
Couldn't agree more Dave.
Quote from: DaveW on April 03, 2017, 09:15:38 AM
Happy birthday tomorrow Dee ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 03, 2017, 12:48:48 PM
Happy birthday tomorrow Dee :-* Ashley Deffo dies this week. Have your tissues ready ;D
Thank guys :-* :-*
Beer bike at the top of the board
Yep it's back again
Do you think Jon has no wi-fi? ::)
Got wifi Dee ;D Just a lot of restricted areas. Dam nuisance ;D :-*
Good to see you ...just checking you got there ok :-*
Thanks Dee :-*
Have a good holiday, where are you?
Staying at RAF Akrotiri in Cyprus mate
Doing your national service then ;D
It's amazing no wonder we're the envy of the world, precision bombing is unbelievable
Got to sunbathe yesterday 8)...not so hot today ::)
Burnt mi forehead
Hot today. Burnt mi legs ;D
Get your cream on ::)
I forgot Dee :-*
won't need any today
Bought some Euros last week, pound has dropped again now
I'm holding on til after Election
I am escaping that, well as much as I can
I'm avoiding the top of the board ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 13, 2017, 08:03:19 AM
I forgot Dee :-*
won't need any today
Did you have a good one? 8)
Thought you got burnt? :P
Aye on the one afternoon the sun came out ::)
My new hearing aids, can hear the birds singing and the smoke alarm when it went off while the missus was cooking
I'll go stand on the top Ilkley Moor and shout your name. Let me know if you heard me, I'll do it at 6pm this evening.
Heard it but you didn't need to shout
Soz I'll whisper next week ;)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 30, 2017, 09:40:22 AM
Aye on the one afternoon the sun came out ::)
Just the one? ::) Soon be Fuerte 8)
Aye it'll be here before we know it 8)
Question time starring the Wigan numptie muppets
Its Friday ;D
Bob has applied for a Burnley season ticket for next season 😄
Been Wembley that many times in last 5 years, Bantie supporters have renamed it Valley parade south.
Suns out 8)
Beautiful sunny morning here too
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 09, 2017, 21:43:54 PM
Been Wembley that many times in last 5 years, Bantie supporters have renamed it Valley parade south.
It is white hart lane 2 next season 😄âš½ï¸
We'll take good care of it. Hope Millwall do the same :P
You are not playing that bunch of thugs - take care Jon
Oh yes we are. And you mate
Daves Greyhound
No clouds here this morning, in for a hot one
Jeez owt could hapen. Keep ya head covered ;D
Len falling down the steps after manifesto meeting
Its Friday ;D
Yorkshire lost its only premiership club
Hulls not in Yorkshire
Bob's finally found time to Dross cos he's at work😀😀
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2017, 08:15:22 AM
Bob's finally found time to Dross cos he's at work😀😀
😂😂 he will soon be back on strike 👍👍
Oh aye without a doubt ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2017, 08:15:22 AM
Bob's finally found time to Dross cos he's at work😀😀
Where ya been Bob? ::)
Quote from: dee-dee on May 16, 2017, 07:11:04 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2017, 08:15:22 AM
Bob's finally found time to Dross cos he's at work😀😀
Where ya been Bob? ::)
Been writing Jeremy Corbyn's manifesto
Jon and Daves banter :P
He does need educating Dee. Think he's led a very sheltered life. Bless him.
Hes just looking out for me ;D
Got to protect the ladies from the predators
Spurs putting those Leicester upstarts in their place
Quote from: DaveW on May 19, 2017, 07:27:57 AM
Got to protect the ladies from the predators
Love this :-*
Why people want to live in cockeneeeeee land I'll never understand. All bloomin thugs.
That is West London, not cockney land Jon
Arsenal playing Thursday nights
A mid table team, 24 points behind the winners in champions league
Friday ...long weekend :P hope the sun stays out 8)
It is lovely and sunny here Dee ;D
Glorious here sat outside wi mi brew and croissants
Be off to the Beach Café for my brekkie in the sun soon
The Arsenal beating a good Chelsea team âš½ï¸âš½ï¸🏆🏆
Great result and game. Really chuffed for you Paul
Another contract for Arsene please 😄🍷
David you've got to release this animosity ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 28, 2017, 08:03:55 AM
Another contract for Arsene please 😄🍷
Yes please 🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆
Don't take the bait Paul ;D
Think Arsene has done a great job, it is the tickles Arsenal fans that amuse me. Pity Chelsea didn't turn up yesterday to make it a match.
What's a tickles Arsenal fan. Lost me im afraid must be a cockeneeeeee thing
Sorry typed fickle, predictive text strikes again.
Ah that makes sense now ;D
Its half term...roads will be quieter ;D
But the shops will be full of the little blighters ;D or over here
Dave giving a printer away for free. Must be going soft in his old age ;D
Why do you want it ? 😄
Arsene getting another 2 years 😄âš½ï¸âš½ï¸
Quote from: DaveW on May 30, 2017, 07:34:25 AM
But the shops will be full of the little blighters ;D or over here
You can have them :P
Quote from: DaveW on May 30, 2017, 17:24:17 PM
Why do you want it ? 😄
Arsene getting another 2 years 😄âš½ï¸âš½ï¸
No thanks Dave. Do mi boarding passes on mi phone these days
Never trust technology
Ain't a printer technology ;D
That's why Dave is giving it away 😂😂
Must be a clapped out old thing if he's giving it away ;D
Suffolk Show is on again so nice quiet drive to work ;D
Suffolk show - usually rains
Quote from: DaveW on June 01, 2017, 08:17:29 AM
Suffolk show - usually rains
Surprisingly it was sunny both days ;D...if I remember correctly it was cancelled last year due to bad weather ::)
Another glorious morning
The arrogance of Theresa May got to be the biggest own goal in the last 100 yrs how can this fool stand over brexit shes a laughing stock all over Europe now
Oh dear i forgot Brexit vote as well who actually voted for these buffoons so cut adrift from the working public they havent got an effing clue whats going on ;D ;D
Political commentators saying Corbyn energized the young voters to get involved in politics. I call it bribery offering free university fees and clearing outstanding debt as well - all un-costed and very expensive. Think they should ditch Brexit
Did i see also Labour take control of Ipswich ,surely not Dave ;D
Central Ipswich has swung between the two parties for years, I was in Suffolk Coastal which is strong Tory. My new constituency Norwich Central is also blue.
Glad I took Daves advice and bought some euros. Cheers Dave.
You are welcome.
Intermittent problem with my internet fixed, had no 📺 last night
Banties having a good clear out
Thinking about the one time we got 1.49 euros ::)
Corintia open
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 20, 2017, 09:05:31 AM
Corintia open
We will investigate this further and have a good look at the prices ;D
Well done my hero :-*
Will try and post while we are over ;D
Talk of the town password ' likeusonfacebook' ;D
Its more the fact that the forum always looks so small on your phone ::)
Put your specs on😗
Nowt
Irrigation system has sprung 2 seperate leaks, 10 cents for 2 connectors and it's sorted 👍👍
26,000 ;D
Already sorted it ;D
At the top of the board Marxist JC lovers and Arsenal supporters, what a lethal combination - no hope for them
You're most welcome Dee :-*
Me moving to Norfolk has brought the weather to the Norfolk show normally enjoyed at the Suffolk show 😄
Folk playing golf in this weather
Nearly time for my jollies :P
Portugal's penalties ;D
Dreadful. Saved Ronaldo til last, that was good tactics
Sat in a pub with a pulpit in lol
The Gay Pride thread up top, sparky at his best ;D
Who is it Dave. Holierthanthou or Baz
Most likely hll but not sure, I am going by the flag of st George
Yep me too
Mi Princess is back tonight :-* :-*
She has only just gone
She doesn't like to leave me for more than a week😛🤓
Kyle Walker
That is not funny young Jon ☹ï¸
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 12, 2017, 19:58:23 PM
Yep me too
Mi Princess is back tonight :-* :-*
Got back yesterday ::)
Welcome back Dee :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 18, 2017, 21:17:08 PM
Welcome back Dee :-*
Thank you...seems like a distant memory now ::)
The Yorkshire haka
Emmerdale - they are either gay or get pregnant on their first illicit fling. Must be Yorkshire water or black pudding. 😄
Corbyn thread up top
Quote from: DaveW on July 24, 2017, 19:14:26 PM
Emmerdale - they are either gay or get pregnant on their first illicit fling. Must be Yorkshire water or black pudding. 😄
Still miles better than your depressing deadenders ;D
Never watch it Jon, not proper Londoners
Well done Dave. Proud of you.
I should know the genuine article been married to one long enough 😄
Must admit Emmerdale has been much better than Eastenders at the minute ::)
Stopped watching eastenders years ago, got too depressing and went downhill after people like Mike Reid and Barbara Windsor left
There your go even Dee says so. Yeah let's all Stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore off Deadenders
Just hoping Pierce doesn`t get off ::)
His mum will sink him
Ain't that a bit obvious :-X
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 27, 2017, 22:49:36 PM
Ain't that a bit obvious :-X
I was hoping at one point he would confess ::) but still looks like he could get off :(
All will be revealed tonight......maybe ;D
Stop teasing ::)...and whats going on with that young girl,Nell?
Has she made it up about her child that has died? ::)
I'll tell you over a mojitos in September :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:13:34 AM
I'll tell you over a mojitos in September :-*
Good job I`m not in a hurry to know,then ::)
If you're a good girl might let you know sooner :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:18:24 AM
If you're a good girl might let you know sooner :-*
Yeah,do it :-*
Ok will find some gossip for you ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:47:36 AM
Ok will find some gossip for you ;D
I`ll look forward to it....glad Pierce got sent down :P
His mum is in now and causes a few problems. Next big storyline is Emma throwing herself off a viaduct......I think :-*
Quote from: dee-dee on July 30, 2017, 07:04:19 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:47:36 AM
Ok will find some gossip for you ;D
I`ll look forward to it....glad Pierce got sent down :P
He was only claiming his conjugal rights, harsh judgement 😄
Essex stuffing Yorkshire in the county championship 👍😄
Yorkshire reserves, let's get it right ;D
Against Essex reserves, the rest are carrying England or down the Kursaal with Bob 😄
NONSENSE ;D
Quote from: DaveW on July 31, 2017, 18:10:10 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on July 30, 2017, 07:04:19 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 28, 2017, 07:47:36 AM
Ok will find some gossip for you ;D
I`ll look forward to it....glad Pierce got sent down :P
He was only claiming his conjugal rights, harsh judgement 😄
Naughty Dave ::)
You tell him Dee
She liked it rough 😄
Youre heading for a slap ;D
Appalling attitude Princess, giving him a slap
Creep
Still waiting for southern numpties to spot the 48000 ::)
Dee's missed it. One cockeneeeeee down, one to go. Bloomin useless Southerners ;D
Not as observant as you young Jon
Jon calling his Princess a southern numptie
If Paul doesn't spot it, it will be done mate ;D
Ah well Paul's been and gone. Am on it
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 10, 2017, 13:33:59 PM
Ah well Paul's been and gone. Am on it
Not only that Jon I also started a new thread for Dave, posted it then noticed that you had started one for our Tottenham chum 😂😂
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 10, 2017, 07:42:16 AM
Dee's missed it. One cockeneeeeee down, one to go. Bloomin useless Southerners ;D
I was leaving it for the expert ;D
Excuses excuses, Dave and I know the real truth. Northerners observant and efficient. Southerners numpties ;D
The birthday section at the bottom :P
Baldy, Ronnie The Bantam (157)
It has combined both of your birthdays :P :P :P
Yep we have the same birthday. I'll have a drink to Paul on the plane ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on August 12, 2017, 05:06:03 AM
The birthday section at the bottom :P
Baldy, Ronnie The Bantam (157)
It has combined both of your birthdays :P :P :P
Are you only 59 Jon 😂😂
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 12, 2017, 07:22:11 AM
Yep we have the same birthday. I'll have a drink to Paul on the plane ;D
Cheers Jon 🍺🍺
Are you the same person? ;D
Why would they do that?...I don`t get it.... ::)
Shelvey- he couldn't have done it closer to the ref 😄
Neither do I Dee ;D
Behave Paul. I reckon ur 109 ;D ;D
That's better we're only 10 now ;D
Could send a message to admin ...but that isn`t gonna get answered :P
Is there still an admin :(
Obviously calculated their age on the contents of their posts ;D
Don't be silly young Dave ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 14, 2017, 21:35:11 PM
Behave Paul. I reckon ur 109 ;D ;D
You don't know how close you are Jon 😂😂
10 reads a lot better ;D
Its saying this now ::)
Baldy, Ronnie The Bantam (10) :P
Quote from: dee-dee on August 16, 2017, 07:33:06 AM
Its saying this now ::)
Baldy, Ronnie The Bantam (10) :P
Must be our combined IQ ??? ;D ;D
Who wants to be the oldest? :P
Think I'm 7 and Pauls 3 ;D
Just noticed Sandybbfan and Daniel are both 31 ;D
I think i am one year behind you Jon
Go read the Forum Membership Status post up top :P
Nothing
Read it yesterday Dee ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on August 21, 2017, 07:27:49 AM
Go read the Forum Membership Status post up top :P
Which one Dee?
Quote from: DaveW on August 21, 2017, 19:17:54 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on August 21, 2017, 07:27:49 AM
Go read the Forum Membership Status post up top :P
Which one Dee?
Its right at the top of the forum..."Forum Membership Status"....we are being slated again ::)
Found it, never been there before
They are only jealous again of how well we all play together ;D
They can say what they want, but we're the only ones who keep in touch and meet up if the chance occurs. Can you imagine that lot having a friendly chat with a few beers ::)
Can you imagine them meeting up there would be a right punch up going by some of the posts ;D
Exactly Dave. We need to rename dross. Civilised section sounds good.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 23, 2017, 13:00:05 PM
Exactly Dave. We need to rename dross. Civilised section sounds good.
Aye Jon great idea 💡
I second that Jon
If only we could do it, alas admin seems to have given up :(
We will always know the truth ;D
That thread up top still making me chuckle ;D ;D Numpties.
Being very rude about us the trolls
Can thanked the post. Bloomin traitor ;D
Essex Division one champions with 2 games to spare 😄😄👍
Only cos half my team are signed up by England :(
Excuses, lucky you weren't relegated 😄
We still could be mate :(
St Michael hasn't cancelled my October flight
Hope he cancels mine on Friday ;D
Another great win for Essex, walked the Division One County Cricket Championship
Hammers should have had 2 pens. Surely no whinging today.
We should have had 3 last week and got none, it all evens out
Very philosophical Dave ;D
The post up top trying to close Dross ::)
I'll have to have a look >:(
I've just thanked your post ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 24, 2017, 07:31:13 AM
I've just thanked your post ;D
Scardey cat :P...you know who it is ::)
I certainly do. Thanked his post as well ;D
I hope he replies to me...I`m gonna have some beef with him :P
Get him told Princess. im right behind you😘
See he has removed it now, Ryanair post is getting very personal 😄
Sorry it is still there
Was just going to say that ;D
Essex stuffing Yorkshire at cricket, scuttled them for 74 in second innings. Even worse than Lancashire they got 76 😄😄👍👍
Yorkshire 1st X1 beating West Indies again
Its Friday ;D
Yorkshire 1st X1 givin West Indies a good thrashing again
Yorkshire were 2 points away from relegation, Essex won the championship by 76 points and were unbeaten 👍
Yorkshire 2nd X1 were 2 points from relegation our top 6 players had bigger eggs to fry.
Cant laugh it hurts ;D
Just trying to educate him Bob ;D
Half of the Essex team were playing for England
Nonsense. Get a grip.
Seeing someone using the C word up top :P :o
Which thread was that Dee?
Bought my Euros last week when sterling peaked
England's dire performance
Quote from: DaveW on October 05, 2017, 09:20:08 AM
Which thread was that Dee?
Its this one Dave :o
http://www.fuerteventura-forum.com/index.php?topic=23420.0
Thanks Dee
Bought my Euros last week when it peaked @ 1.14
Still using the euros I bought at 1.44 ;D Happy days
A very happy birthday to FORUM SUPPORT, where would we all be without him/her/it.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 08, 2017, 05:26:47 AM
Still using the euros I bought at 1.44 ;D Happy days
How did you manage 1.44? :o Or is that a typo? ::)
Nope. On Daves advice bought a load a couple of years ago. Good old Dave ;D
I will send you my invoice for profession financial advice 😄
Send as many as you want Dave ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 08, 2017, 07:36:22 AM
Nope. On Daves advice bought a load a couple of years ago. Good old Dave ;D
Good thinking Dave ;D
There's a grey cloud on the horizon
The three legged Scotsman from Bradford
Think I'm gonna regret posting that ;D
Interest rates going up. About time.
They need to, will help the exchange rate as well
About time savers were given a boost, glad I've no mortgage.
Erupting volcanos up top, some other eruptions in the thread ;D
There is a post up top asking if Jons over in January :P
You got competition Dee? 😄
I only have eyes for mi Princess :-*
Can't find it Dee. Which thread?
it didn't rain at golf. hit two duff shots on one hole then sunk an iron for a par.
Very funny Dee ::) Might let him have a dabble with the Mrs between 4 -6 ona Sunday so I can watch the footie in peace ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 25, 2017, 08:30:53 AM
Very funny Dee ::) Might let him have a dabble with the Mrs between 4 -6 ona Sunday so I can watch the footie in peace ;D
😮🤔😂😂
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 25, 2017, 08:30:53 AM
Very funny Dee ::) Might let him have a dabble with the Mrs between 4 -6 ona Sunday so I can watch the footie in peace ;D
How does L feel about that? :P
I've not told her yet. It can be a holiday surprise ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on October 27, 2017, 07:55:31 AM
I've not told her yet. It can be a holiday surprise ;D
I`m sure she will be over the moon ::)
Gonna be a death in a car crash ;)
Hope it is no one I like, hope it is Robert
Give you a clue. Name begins with C
Alot of main characters with C,so I will say Chrissie? ;)
Not a bad guess Dee ;)
Dangerous village that Emmerdale
Yeah you wouldnt wanna live there,would you? :o
When I signed in this morning,there was one other member online...KEBAB QUEEN :P
Quote from: dee-dee on November 03, 2017, 07:12:30 AM
Yeah you wouldnt wanna live there,would you? :o
You have to be a psychopath, gay or promiscuous - well it is Yorkshire ;D
Quote from: DaveW on November 03, 2017, 07:40:54 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 03, 2017, 07:12:30 AM
Yeah you wouldnt wanna live there,would you? :o
You have to be a psychopath, gay or promiscuous - well it is Yorkshire ;D
Ha ha...Northerners :P
Behave ya numpties.
Dave's electricity readings. Good old sis
E'on must be a northern mob
Doubt it we still use candles ooop here
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 06, 2017, 08:15:53 AM
Doubt it we still use candles ooop here
Don`t want to know about your sexual deviations thanks 😄
G had an unexpected windfall yesterday :P
Quote from: dee-dee on November 07, 2017, 06:15:03 AM
G had an unexpected windfall yesterday :P
Good on G Dee, do tell
She will be too busy spending it ;D
It won't last long when Dee gets her hands on it ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 07, 2017, 08:12:07 AM
It won't last long when Dee gets her hands on it ;D
Actually its the other way round...G is the spender and I`m the saver ;)
Quote from: Baldy on November 07, 2017, 07:55:50 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 07, 2017, 06:15:03 AM
G had an unexpected windfall yesterday :P
Good on G Dee, do tell
Got this random cheque from the bank...apparently they made an error 10 years ago on one of his accounts and they are now sorting it out...we wouldnt of known anything about it...lovely jubbly ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on November 08, 2017, 06:32:07 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 07, 2017, 08:12:07 AM
It won't last long when Dee gets her hands on it ;D
Actually its the other way round...G is the spender and I`m the saver ;)
Quote from: Baldy on November 07, 2017, 07:55:50 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on November 07, 2017, 06:15:03 AM
G had an unexpected windfall yesterday :P
Good on G Dee, do tell
Got this random cheque from the bank...apparently they made an error 10 years ago on one of his accounts and they are now sorting it out...we wouldnt of known anything about it...lovely jubbly ;D ;D ;D
Well done Dee, every little helps 🤑🤑
Minted is our Dee. Money goes to money as they say ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 08, 2017, 10:14:55 AM
Minted is our Dee. Money goes to money as they say ::)
You would know about that,hey Jon? :P
I wish Dee. Life's a terrible struggle :'(
Dee moaning about Christmas. Unbelievable ;D
Christmas is humbug
I`m sick of it already
Can`t escape it over here either
If you're on the sick, you can join the rest of England's spurs players. Don't worry you'll be miraculously fit by a week on Saturday ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 09, 2017, 07:28:22 AM
I wish Dee. Life's a terrible struggle :'(
This made me laugh out loud...from Mr MoneyBags :P
Behave Princess. Just a struggling working class hero and you know it :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 09, 2017, 15:17:19 PM
If you're on the sick, you can join the rest of England's spurs players. Don't worry you'll be miraculously fit by a week on Saturday ::) ::)
Only a couple of meaningless friendliest - we are still fielding 3 players - more than any other team.
Well said Dave. ;D
Jon taking over Facebook :P
Says the poker Queen ::)
Now you know what you are doing,I will expect to see plenty of holiday pics :P
Jon on Facebook, is that where all of the fake news is coming from
Not me Dave ;D Yep there'll be plenty of pics
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 14, 2017, 09:35:44 AM
Not me Dave ;D Yep there'll be plenty of pics
Have a good one Jon and safe journey :-*
Thanks Dee :-*
Happy Birthday for yesterday Dave :-*...did we all miss it? ::)
Thanks Dee, when you have had as many me it is nothing special
Me starting a big debate about queueing outside restaurants up top
Quote from: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 08:10:22 AM
Thanks Dee, when you have had as many me it is nothing special
Belated happy birthday for yesterday Dave 🍷🍷🍾🍾
Thanks Paul
Quote from: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 08:10:22 AM
Thanks Dee, when you have had as many me it is nothing special
Hope you had a good one,anyway :-*
Happy birthday Dave :-*
Quote from: DaveW on November 16, 2017, 08:13:07 AM
Me starting a big debate about queueing outside restaurants up top
Can't find it Dave :(
Casa nostra closing down
Deluded Arsenal fans
Quote from: DaveW on November 22, 2017, 07:33:00 AM
Casa nostra closing down
Cheers will have a sneaky peak
Orwell Bridge is open after being shut over night ;)
Cologne
Where is mike Riley when you need him 😄
Knackered. Gonna have to stop watching Test Match
Golf course closed it's covered in snow
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on November 25, 2017, 07:44:23 AM
Golf course closed it's covered in snow
Easy day for you then Jon
Should be until this evening Paul ;D
The Spurs bubble popping.
Be glad when this season is over and back in our own ground. Too many injuries to key players.
All Xmas shopping done before December
Hope you have bought me something 👍 nice
After I finish today I`ve got a 4 day weekend ;D
Quote from: DaveW on November 29, 2017, 17:11:15 PM
Hope you have bought me something 👍 nice
Got you a new centre forward ;D and a horse so you can come 3rd in a 3 horse race ;D
3rd is out of our reach already
Bob trying to wind me up. Numptie
Glens Birthday...and no work :P
Happy birthday Glen, enjoy having it off today Dee - the day that is
Happy birthday VR have a good un mate.
Quote from: DaveW on December 05, 2017, 08:13:18 AM
Happy birthday Glen, enjoy having it off today Dee - the day that is
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 05, 2017, 08:15:03 AM
Happy birthday VR have a good un mate.
Thanks guys...will pass it on :-*
Flight landed early
Good old Ryanair
Where's Dave when I need him ;D
I`m here
Dennis getting booted out of the jungle :P
Toff to win tho
Got my vote too
That's decided then. Well done chaps.
Got it recorded gonna watch it today.
Daves 5 words. He'll get it right.........eventually ;D
Did I get it wrong again?
I'm afraid so ;D Well sorted this time tho ;D
Its our favourite trolls birthday today ;)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 12, 2017, 22:13:38 PM
I'm afraid so ;D Well sorted this time tho ;D
Think the cold weather is fuzzing my brain
Snows all gone
bit warmer today, course should be open again soon
In the land of the yiddo but aint seen no Spurs shirts ;) ;) ;D ;D
Alistair Cook
has he been robbed again?
The commentator on the Canadian channel covering last night's Spurs game explaining Cockney slang to the viewers (Re Chris Hughton's Barnet)
Parking charges at St James hospital, somebodies having a larf.
Its Friday ;D ..Jon can you not claim the car park fees back? ;)
Nope Princess. Nearest car park was a council one. It's a massive hospital, but worth the fee really the cancer care is unbelievably good :-*
Raining in Perth long may it last
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 16, 2017, 22:07:52 PM
Nope Princess. Nearest car park was a council one. It's a massive hospital, but worth the fee really the cancer care is unbelievably good :-*
I know at our hospital when my stepdad had cancer because they were there so often my mum was able to get the carpark fees back,thats why I said :-*
Yep we got free parking for 12 months for her treatments, but that expired in July. Thanks for the Xmas card :-*
No probs...glad it arrived :-*
Mozzers open at 6. Just madness.
We went to Mozzers yesterday at 8am and it was Ok ;D
Dees Christmas thread ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 24, 2017, 10:15:55 AM
Dees Christmas thread ;D
Yay :P...more sprouts for lunch today :P
It's all over. Normality has returned
Bournemouth's goalie then the ref overruling the linesman to award an offside/handball goal
Essex boy Cook`s double century must have cheered up Jon 😄👍
Would have preferred 3 scores of 80 in the first 3 tests.
I was hoping that he would retire from international cricket so Essex can retain the County Championship next season
Think when he retires it will be from all cricket.
Not waking up with a headache ;)
People going back to work the shops wont be crowded
Forest 😄âš½ï¸
Looking forward to having a Christmas dinner with the family on Saturday as I was ill and didn`t get to enjoy it much ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on January 11, 2018, 07:29:32 AM
Looking forward to having a Christmas dinner with the family on Saturday as I was ill and didn`t get to enjoy it much ;D ;D ;D
Had a lovely day with the family and no work today ;D ;D ;D
Dee and her bloomin Christmas dinners ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 15, 2018, 07:46:42 AM
Dee and her bloomin Christmas dinners ;D
It was yummy...especially the sprouts :P
::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Two red cards for Chelski
Quote from: DaveW on January 18, 2018, 11:07:45 AM
Two red cards for Chelski
And well deserved they were too, hope they have another 2 sent off next Wednesday at the Emirates 😂😂
Agree, straight reds this time
Did you watch Place in the Sun yesterday? :P
Think Carol was more a Keith ;D
Was a little manly, a bit like Jimmy Saville ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on January 19, 2018, 07:26:40 AM
Did you watch Place in the Sun yesterday? :P
Think Carol was more a Keith ;D
Wondered how they have been married for so long, they didn't agree on anything 😮😂
We said Carol was a Carl😃she/he was even going bald and he/she was going bald
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 22, 2018, 15:31:07 PM
We said Carol was a Carl😃she/he was even going bald and he/she was going bald
Did you wanna say that again? :P
I get a bit confused with these he/she people ;D
Someone up top asking a question to Admin....
Good luck with that one then :P
Could be in for a long wait ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 23, 2018, 08:09:26 AM
I get a bit confused with these he/she people ;D
Think it is something in the water these days, everyone seems to be confused what sex they are, get offended at the slightest remark. They have lost their sense of humour and every man that went to the Presidents evening is a pervert.
Good job I am retired I wouldn't keep a job for a week as I am so politically incorrect.
Don't get me started Dave,, I could bang on for ages :-X
See the lefties are attacking a café because it has Churchill as the theme. They say he was a racist and colonialist - if it weren't for him they would be speaking German ;D
The world's gone mad Dave. Even banned walk on girls from mi darts
All the looserpool comments about being robbed on the BBC website
Us drossers debating sensibly on footie thread
Its not Monday ;D
Chelsea
Just reminded me to check mi fantasy team
Scousers still whinging about the penalties on BBC report on last nights match.
Dee getting awfully confused ;D :-*
We'll discuss fully at happy hour :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 09, 2018, 07:57:43 AM
We'll discuss fully at happy hour :-*
Oh yes 8)
G back to work on Monday after 3 weeks signed off ;D
Found £20 in Mozzers car park
It is mine
Fuerte 2 months today 8) Never been in April before :P
Hope it warms up by then Dee, should be nice
Another day of going unnoticed ::) ;D
Noticed now. Cheers Paul ;D
Quote from: DaveW on February 12, 2018, 17:32:54 PM
Hope it warms up by then Dee, should be nice
I do hope so Dave,would be nice to go home with a tan 8)
I do like a sun kissed Princess :P
Thanks mate.
Spurs conceding 2 penalties
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 13, 2018, 10:32:56 AM
I do like a sun kissed Princess :P
Yeah we all look better with a tan 8)
Guiseley sack another manager
Been nice and hot today so should start improving now
Just seen a new thread for Jon....
Optimum time for nude sunbathing :P
Don't be cheeky Princess. You know I always keep mi little bits covered up
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 15, 2018, 08:03:37 AM
Don't be cheeky Princess. You know I always keep mi little bits covered up
Thank goodness for that ;D
Mi Princess is always trying to talk me into her naked lifestyle.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 15, 2018, 10:29:09 AM
Mi Princess is always trying to talk me into her naked lifestyle.
I`m keeping mine on :P
That'll make a change ;D
Did you see the pics on FB of the baby sharks? ;D
Nope I didn't will look later
Rochdale
Its Hump Day ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 19, 2018, 08:08:50 AM
Nope I didn't will look later
Rochdale
Wigan ( a little late a bit like Delph ;D)
Got a refund from Anglian Water...put that in the pot for Aprils jollies ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on February 23, 2018, 07:11:47 AM
Got a refund from Anglian Water...put that in the pot for Aprils jollies ;D
Get it in the pot for ya September jollies. I'm skint :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 23, 2018, 10:01:06 AM
Quote from: dee-dee on February 23, 2018, 07:11:47 AM
Got a refund from Anglian Water...put that in the pot for Aprils jollies ;D
Get it in the pot for ya September jollies. I'm skint :-*
Whatever ::)
Have you been posting (under a different name) in the Naturism section again? :P
Can honestly say never posted in that section. Will have a look ;)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 27, 2018, 11:55:49 AM
Can honestly say never posted in that section. Will have a look ;)
You little liar 😄
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 27, 2018, 11:55:49 AM
Can honestly say never posted in that section. Will have a look ;)
Pubic hair :P
Quote from: dee-dee on February 28, 2018, 07:07:21 AM
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on February 27, 2018, 11:55:49 AM
Can honestly say never posted in that section. Will have a look ;)
Pubic hair :P
Brings a whole new meaning to smooth Jon 😂😂
Some cockenee wriggling on the hook ;) ;D ;D ;D
Behave you two ;D ;D
Good week for Daves Divers, mi fantasy team up to 5th
No diving, didn`t even get a penalty when Son was rugby tackled in the area .
Glad the forum is up and running...just need my pic back ;D
Not been able to post for 5 mins
must be your internet
Nope forum said last post from my IP address was less than 5 secs ago. Which it wasn't.
Think I got a slapped wrist from Dee re my latest 3 work story reply. Got an automatic email
I'll have a look. It's nice not to have adverts
I set notify up on the topic in error
That's clever Dave didn't know you could do that
Quote from: DaveW on March 10, 2018, 07:50:59 AM
Think I got a slapped wrist from Dee re my latest 3 work story reply. Got an automatic email
Nothing to do with me :o
No I got confused with a notify message
What's a notify message. I'm getting confused
Next to reply there is a 'notify' button, if that is set you get an automated email time someone else posts on the thread
Quote from: DaveW on March 12, 2018, 07:53:55 AM
Next to reply there is a 'notify' button, if that is set you get an automated email each time someone else posts on the thread
Thanks for that but I heard you the first time ;D
System is playing up, made a typo in my reply, tried to correct it and it posted a second time
Can't see the forum lasting much longer ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 12, 2018, 07:59:18 AM
Can't see the forum lasting much longer ;D
It is a bit basic at the mo ::)
Nice avatar Dee
Should have one I love cats or something similar 😄
Are you being rude Dave ;D
Sevilla
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 13, 2018, 14:17:59 PM
Nice avatar Dee
It wont let me put my old one up ::)
Dave...I`m not really a cat person ....
Strange that . Dave thought you had a nice one.
I quite like stroking them 😄
Hope he's not being rude Princess ::)
It is all in the mind
It certainly is with you ;D ;D
Yeah...you have dirty minds :P
Not me Princess, it's Dave who's the perv ;D ;D
It is you twisting my words
Quote from: DaveW on March 17, 2018, 15:27:51 PM
It is you twisting my words
Nonsense. You was trying to arouse mi princess.
Bob's actually worked today
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 18, 2018, 01:17:01 AM
Quote from: DaveW on March 17, 2018, 15:27:51 PM
It is you twisting my words
Nonsense. You was trying to arouse mi princess.
Bob's actually worked today
I don`t get aroused talking about cats ::) :P
Got checked in :P
Think I can check in today ;D
3 weeks today will be in the air ;D
All checked in. Even treat ourselves to a couple of brekkies
England 58 all out ;D >:( ;D
Its Friday ;D
Only 8 more work days before our jollies :P
That'll be 16 hours in total then ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 27, 2018, 10:26:23 AM
That'll be 16 hours in total then ::)
Less if I have anything to do with it :P
Ken Dodds funeral running over the alloted time
When I finish today...off for 6 days ;D ;D
I'm jealous. Don't get a day off till Tuesday
I`m lucky...I get all Bank Holidays off,then I`ve taken 2 days for my Birthday :P
April 4th. I've remembered :-*
Crying cheating Aussie. Pathetic
Someone online called Roker Roar thought Bob had changed his user name :P
Thought Roker park was a housing estate now
If it isn't it should be ;D
Don`t they play at the Stadium of Light now?
I do believe they do
Its my birthday ;D ;D ;D
We know :-* Happy birthday :-*
Half to your card from the king or queen 👸
It's Friday
Baz's post up top. We're not biting ;D
I think his mummy has taken the parental control settings off of his computer
Well said Dave. Sure Dee will add her twopenneth
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 16, 2018, 11:13:51 AM
Baz's post up top. We're not biting ;D
Which post is this Jon?
It's been deleted now. He was blaming dross for all the forum issues. It was all tongue in cheek, he even wanted to an Dee altogether ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on April 21, 2018, 05:33:08 AM
It's been deleted now. He was blaming dross for all the forum issues. It was all tongue in cheek, he even wanted to an Dee altogether ;D
Can we have that in English? ::)
Got my pic back ;D ;D ;D
You're mate Baz blamed you for forum crash and wanted you barring ;D
Yorkshire thrashing Essex at Chelmsford
Bent umpire
;D ;D ;D ;D
Got the Beemer fixed ;D
About bloomin time ;D
Daves here so that 5 second things on agsin
I will have you for libel
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 08, 2018, 07:40:13 AM
About bloomin time ;D
Tell me about it ...just cant get the staff ::)
Dave not doing rants ;D
Wenger still whinging
Its Friday...car shopping tomorrow ;D
Have you got a new beemer with fluffy dice yet?
Just posted a wind up on caleta full of chavs posts lets see if it gets any responses >:( ;D ;D ;D >:(
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 15, 2018, 17:27:24 PM
Just posted a wind up on caleta full of chavs posts lets see if it gets any responses >:( ;D ;D ;D >:(
Bad man Bob 😂😂
They do talk utter drivel up top ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 15, 2018, 08:33:54 AM
Have you got a new beemer with fluffy dice yet?
Going for something different ;D
I have just bought a Ford Kuga, can get my clubs and trolley in the boot ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 09:20:17 AM
I have just bought a Ford Kuga, can get my clubs and trolley in the boot ;D
Good buy Dave, but is there room for your caddy in it as well 😂😂
Quote from: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 09:20:17 AM
I have just bought a Ford Kuga, can get my clubs and trolley in the boot ;D
Too tight to rent a locker at the club eh Dave. That's my boy ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 09:20:17 AM
I have just bought a Ford Kuga, can get my clubs and trolley in the boot ;D
Did look at Kugas but thought it was a little too big for what we wanted...going to Essex to look at a Sportage on Saturday ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 17, 2018, 04:50:41 AM
Quote from: DaveW on May 16, 2018, 09:20:17 AM
I have just bought a Ford Kuga, can get my clubs and trolley in the boot ;D
Too tight to rent a locker at the club eh Dave. That's my boy ;D
I had one in Ipswich but there are no lockers at my new club
Well ive had a pop at can lol that should get it goingn ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 17, 2018, 20:28:28 PM
Well ive had a pop at can lol that should get it goingn ;D ;D ;D ;D
Lol...wheres that? :P
Forum is playing nicely for a change ;D
Top of the board is getting more like dross than dross. We are now the sensible ones ;D
They are getting very bitchy ;D
They are childish beyond belief
Looking forward to the long weekend ;D
Dee not go ogling song lyrics :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 24, 2018, 07:28:07 AM
Dee not go ogling song lyrics :-*
I never google ::) :P...I see you`ve been posting up top again :P in the naturism section :P
Oh have I. I'll take a look ;D :-*
Had a look, which one do you mean?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 27, 2018, 07:43:06 AM
Had a look, which one do you mean?
The naturism section of course :P
Loving the Charity-Emmerdale storyline at the mo ;)
Think it goes back in time soon.
Which thread on naturist section :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on May 31, 2018, 12:51:47 PM
Think it goes back in time soon.
Which thread on naturist section :-*
Yes they did go back to when it happened I think on Wednesday night ;)
I think it was the single man not gay thread...lol :P
Mi budgies are very chirpy this morning
Real Madrid not perusing Pochettino
no brainer really what has he done ::) ::) ::)
Jon not knowing how many days it is til his jollies :P
99 Princess I`m in double figures :-*
Dee having to watch proper TV programmes
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 06, 2018, 09:16:10 AM
99 Princess I`m in double figures :-*
Well done :-*
Quote from: DaveW on June 06, 2018, 18:06:06 PM
Dee having to watch proper TV programmes
What....like MotoGP and the TT ? :-X
Got a four for five points in the match today, opponents were not impressed 😄
Had a lay in ;D
Yorkshire reserves beat Essex
Reading some of the posts up top ::)....and they reckon we are childish down here ;D
We need Baz to sort em out.
Quote from: dee-dee on June 16, 2018, 05:52:32 AM
Reading some of the posts up top ::)....and they reckon we are childish down here ;D
Just ignore them they may go away the morons
They will eventually cause the demise of this forum.
Just can`t play nicely like us ::)
Tunisia 1-England 2 :P
It's coming home ::)
Looking forward to Sundays match....J has been explaining the probabilities of the world cup ::)...ha ha living with a maths genius accountant :P
Good to see his degree is going to good use ;D
Yorkshire first team thrash Australia
Like Spurs beat Tunisia
Not quite, but know what you mean ;D
Suns out hopefully sunbathing later 8)
Croatia and Yorkshire 1st X1
Pay day ;D
Day off. Gonna go burn mi forehead.
Some professor saying Leeds counts as south because it is within 2 hours of London. Does that make Jon a cockney 😄
Don't be silly Dave. Cockeneeeees come from Essex.
Quote from: DaveW on June 25, 2018, 17:27:28 PM
Some professor saying Leeds counts as south because it is within 2 hours of London. Does that make Jon a cockney 😄
He`s having a larf :P...Jon is way too Northern ;)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 26, 2018, 06:52:26 AM
Don't be silly Dave. Cockeneeeees come from Essex.
You are my new China 😄
But I don't want to be a cockeneeeeee :'(
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 26, 2018, 23:02:33 PM
But I don't want to be a cockeneeeeee :'(
You can join us then ...cos we are not either :P
South Korea
Son getting booked for diving ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on June 27, 2018, 22:24:31 PM
Son getting booked for diving ::)
The commentator said it was a penalty and I agree with him. 😀
You would ;D
Neymar :P
Disgraceful should have been sent off. He could be Spurs next signing.
England Team ;D ;D ;D
Tottenham boys know how to take penalties
Heard they are predicting us in the final against Brazil :P
Take one match at a time and avoid injuries
Its coming home :P
Worked through all this hot weather. Day off today and it's cloudy ::)
Still hot though
Its our anniversary don`t know how I`ve survived 18 years with G ...lol :P
Sacha baron cohen's who is America programme on channel 4 last night at 22.00hrs.
Taking the P out of the Americans who are so gullible, SBC back on form, brilliant 😂😂
Its Friday at last ;D
Fake Bob's. Lancy numptie. ;D
Norwich - hot bed for sex. Normal for Norfolk
Quote from: DaveW on July 23, 2018, 09:37:47 AM
Norwich - hot bed for sex. Normal for Norfolk
You been watching Loose Women? :P
He never misses it Dee, he's got the hots for Janet Street Porter.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 24, 2018, 08:04:43 AM
He never misses it Dee, he's got the hots for Janet Street Porter.
😧😧😂😂
It all happens in Norfolk, never seen loose women
I think you've probably seen plenty over the years :D
Quote from: DaveW on July 24, 2018, 17:49:27 PM
It all happens in Norfolk, never seen loose women
Its just that they were talking about it on there ;D
Trust me Dee, he never misses it.
He does like to pretend he's a proper hard cockeneeeeee
The only the time I have seen it is when I used to go to the gym in my lunch hour when I was working. Didn`t listen to it as I was listening to music. Don`t watch TV that time of day now.
Told ya Dee, proper hard cockeneeeeee even goes to the gym to tone up his 6 pack.
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 27, 2018, 07:04:23 AM
Told ya Dee, proper hard cockeneeeeee even goes to the gym to tone up his 6 pack.
You are funny :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on July 27, 2018, 07:04:23 AM
Told ya Dee, proper hard cockeneeeeee even goes to the gym to tone up his 6 pack.
Need to keep fit in case I need to kick some Yorkshire asses ;D
Lol top reply Dave ;D
Its Friday ;D
Yorkshire 1st X1 Beat India
This forum must be male....as soon as two of us post together,it can`t cope ::) :P
It's not letting me post
Its so annoying ::) I need to get ready,have a good day Jon ....look after L today :-*
Will do Dee. Have a good day :-*
My mate Bob, noticing how useless cockeneeees are.
Big Brother is back on :P
The craaap up top
The postings Dee, wish Bob was here to really wind them up ;D Where's Baz these days BTW :-*
Still see Baz on FB winding people up...not sure about Bob ::)
Has he abandoned this forum as well?
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 20, 2018, 07:22:51 AM
Has he abandoned this forum as well?
I guess ::)
Glen got a call from the doctor yesterday...he is to limit his alcohol intake on holiday :P
Poor Glen, I'll try to drink his share :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 23, 2018, 07:25:00 AM
Poor Glen, I'll try to drink his share :P
Yeah saw your post on FB :P...free beer....in your dreams :P
You just never know ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 29, 2018, 07:51:25 AM
You just never know ;D
Maybe if you were there today...Traceys birthday :P...reckon the beer will be flowing ;)
It'll be flowing, don't worry about that. Are you gonna join me in the hot tub :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on August 31, 2018, 21:14:51 PM
It'll be flowing, don't worry about that. Are you gonna join me in the hot tub :P
Yeah I saw that :P
I'll take it that's a yes then ;D
What about in the sea for a paddle? ;D
Usually go in the sea for a piddle :D :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 03, 2018, 07:11:12 AM
Usually go in the sea for a piddle :D :-*
Trust you ::)...will you be on the beach somewhere for afternoon drinks? 8)
And they thought it was global warming causing the seas to rise
Very funny Dave.
Usually give it a miss first day, but will see you about 430 Saturday at Galera beach bar if you fancy it.xx
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on September 04, 2018, 08:35:00 AM
Very funny Dave.
Usually give it a miss first day, but will see you about 430 Saturday at Galera beach bar if you fancy it.xx
Ok Jon will try and be there if not will see you in TOTT....will message you if need be :-*
Yep that sounds great Dee :-* Enjoy
Met Jon and Lisa on Galera beach,had a great catch up...wouldn't let us pay for anything...what a fab Northerner... :-*
All the tight cockney barstools ,flight back to Southend nobody sat in emergency seats so asked me to sit in a row really and truly I've had 5 triple vodkas and they still don't trust the southern barstools with safety lmfao ;D ;D
Lancashire relegated
WW3 breaking out up top, getting very personal now
They really are pathetic
Jon I think you got a mention from Baz :P
Winter fuel payment arrived, can put the heating on now
Cheating Aussies not getting ban reduced.
Yes Dee I'm truly honoured ;D
Yorkshire Tyke :P
Shhhhh it`s a secret ;D
Getting a text from Dee wishing me a happy birthday, with some rather saucy and suggestive comments :P
Happy dirty birthday Jon
It's not my birthday Dave. Think it might be her hubby's though ;D
Didn`t think it was, did she include a cheque 😄
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on December 05, 2018, 10:41:52 AM
Getting a text from Dee wishing me a happy birthday, with some rather saucy and suggestive comments :P
Ha ha...sorry about that,thought I had deleted it :P
Hope G had a great birthday
Thanks Jon we went out for a meal with friends on Sunday ;D
Bob winding them up ooooop top
Piers Morgan wearing a Spurs shirt
Nearly at the end of sprout peeling season
Off now til January ;D
number two on tele
Steve becoming a grumpy old Spaniard
The are still banging on up top. Jeez give it a rest
I wonder how they would behave face to face, wouldn`t be so brave then 😄
They will eventually destroy this forum, unless an admin comes forward. Numpties.
Tagging Dee in a Facebook post
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on January 07, 2019, 12:25:01 PM
Tagging Dee in a Facebook post
Yeah when I wasn`t even there ::)....and you should of all seen the great pic :P
Admin finally showing up on the intellectual threads
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Think they may be bother on the solo thread ;D ;D ;D
It looks as if I'm going to get banned from this forum if Brightspark has his wish. :(
He's one who has helped to bring down this forum. ::)
Quote from: Captain Sensible on January 14, 2019, 21:02:57 PM
It looks as if I'm going to get banned from this forum if Brightspark has his wish. :(
He's one who has helped to bring down this forum. ::)
hahaha
How did I know I'd find you down here Captain Weasel?
Quote from: Brightspark on January 14, 2019, 23:02:35 PM
Quote from: Captain Sensible on January 14, 2019, 21:02:57 PM
It looks as if I'm going to get banned from this forum if Brightspark has his wish. :(
He's one who has helped to bring down this forum. ::)
hahaha
How did I know I'd find you down here Captain Weasel?
So sad that Brightspark has to stoop so low and use personal insults.
VAR
I'd love to know why I'm a weasel ::)
Think he's getting you mixed up with foxes ;D
Day off ;D
Same here
Oh dear the moron is down here as well :(
Spurs penalty taking ability
Korea lose so Son on his way back
Finally got some internet
Northern folk aren`t as observant as they boast. 😄
Kicking off oop top again
2 people banned ooooop top ;D
What have I missed? :P
Daggers and Viva banished and ur Bazza on his best behaviour ;D
Is he feeling Ok? :P
I will be on my best behaviour
Reckon Tam could be next. Full of roughnecks on Tamaragua
Won a fiver at golf
Don't spend it all at once
Zidane to Real, Ole will get Manure job, hopefully we will keep Poch
Noticed we all get a mention on the new forum :D
Quote from: Ronnie The Bantam on March 13, 2019, 22:27:19 PM
Noticed we all get a mention on the new forum :D
Are you still on that? :)
I have a look most days, don't post though, no dross section :'(
On what topic (don't want to trawl through it all
Members- old forum
Had another lovely walk yesterday along the River Gipping ;D
Dee finally looking at the Lyrics thread
Yorkshire snowflakes
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on March 26, 2019, 10:02:04 AM
Dee finally looking at the Lyrics thread
Sorry..you should of said :P
Just watched the video of drunk woman getting removed from the early Ryanair from Stansted :P
Have a look up top ^^^ ;D
I've seen it. Thought it was you at first, she sounded just like ya ;D
Thought it was a Yorkshire accent
Ronnie the blue - still keeping his options open so he can switch to Chelsea or Evereton
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on March 28, 2019, 08:11:15 AM
I've seen it. Thought it was you at first, she sounded just like ya ;D
I often shout that I don`t need an ambulance when we land :P
3 four pointers on my round today 🏌🏼â€â™,ï¸
Wolverhampton wanderers last night âš½ï¸
Forums back
Its my Birthday ...21 again :P
Quote from: dee-dee on April 04, 2019, 10:10:23 AM
Its my Birthday ...21 again :P
Happy (21st again) birthday Dee, hope you have a good day 🥂🎂
Happy 21 st Dee for the thirtieth time
Daves last post ;D
Quote from: Baldy on April 04, 2019, 12:12:47 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on April 04, 2019, 10:10:23 AM
Its my Birthday ...21 again :P
Happy (21st again) birthday Dee, hope you have a good day 🥂🎂
Thanks Paul ...was lovely thanks :-*
Quote from: DaveW on April 04, 2019, 14:05:22 PM
Happy 21 st Dee for the thirtieth time
Cheeky :P
Jon finally admitting he wishes he was an Essex boy
No more work for 2.5 weeks 😎😎
Getting a bit confused wi 2 Spurs avatars :D
Very confusing 😂
The weather at long last ;D
Yorkshire men are the most likely to buy viagra. Mail on Sunday report
Woke up this morning after a windy night to find that 1 of the chairs on the decking had disappeared, presumed lost at sea 😳😳😂😂
Quote from: Baldy on June 09, 2019, 13:45:04 PM
Woke up this morning after a windy night to find that 1 of the chairs on the decking had disappeared, presumed lost at sea 😳😳😂😂
Must have been a hell of a curry 😄
Quote from: DaveW on June 09, 2019, 13:56:12 PM
Quote from: Baldy on June 09, 2019, 13:45:04 PM
Woke up this morning after a windy night to find that 1 of the chairs on the decking had disappeared, presumed lost at sea 😳😳😂😂
Must have been a hell of a curry 😄
It was Dave 🌬🌬
Got 44 points in the monthly stableford
The suns out ;D
Don't need my umbrella today
Backed Dettoris horses at Cheltenham
Its Friday ...and its Suffolk Day ;D
It`s Monday, people back at work
Just got bird poop on me while I was hanging the washing out ;D
Spurs have signed a player at last
Not the quality Leeds winger I hope
Annual leave next week :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 04, 2019, 22:41:54 PM
Not the quality Leeds winger I hope
Poch will turn him into a decent player then get poached by City or United
Think you've loaned him straight back to Leeds
Essex stuffing Yorkshire 😄🏏
Yorkshire reserves. Get it right please
Excuses, you sound like Paul
Made it to 19 years for me and G....need a medal :P
You are doing well, 52 for me in a few days time
Quote from: dee-dee on July 10, 2019, 07:40:53 AM
Made it to 19 years for me and G....need a medal :P
Congratulations to you both Dee
Thanks for the well wishes :-*
Congrats to you both
Yorkshire first team players contribute massively to getting England to world cup final. No Essex players involved
Thanks Jon :-*
No work today ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 11, 2019, 22:26:29 PM
Congrats to you both
Yorkshire first team players contribute massively to getting England to world cup final. No Essex players involved
They are one day cricketers not propers ones like Captain Cook, Graham Gooch and Trevor Bailey - all good Essex boys
Remind me who's England Test Captain ;D
Sunshine 8)
41 points at golf and Essex top of the division one, not a bad day
Harry from the halfway line
England cricket team
That's what happens when you fill the team with Southerners
Southerners rescue England despite Bairstow`s second duck
Daves getting more delusional
Don`t worry Boris will save you poor old northerners
Jon and Steve on the lyric thread :P
Well you were a bit slow Princess ;D
Got my Spanish retention back, good timing for my hols
Daves got his memory back. Bless him.
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on July 31, 2019, 22:01:10 PM
Well you were a bit slow Princess ;D
I didnt think it was my go ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 01, 2019, 22:01:57 PM
Daves got his memory back. Bless him.
Was going to buy you a drink out of it, now I have changed my mind
Jon wish Lisa Happy Birthday from me and Glen :-* xxx
I just have done. She says thanks. See you Soon xxx
Happy birthday Mrs Blue ;D ;D ;D
Happy birthday Lisa
She says thanks for the birthday wishes
Lisa been to Matalan holiday shopping. So has Dee. They could look like twins on holiday 8)
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 15, 2019, 06:45:37 AM
Lisa been to Matalan holiday shopping. So has Dee. They could look like twins on holiday 8)
Did she go for the white stilettos and fishnets too? :P
Dont think so ;D Flowers seem to be in this year ;D
I love VAR
Steve Smith getting hit. Well done Joffra
Got a triple red card from Little Hitler :'( :'(
Jon thinking I`m a drinker :P
Raining at the moment. Could be a delayed start at Headingley
Essex bowling Kent out for 40
Got a 4 day weekend :P
Got mi Euros from mozzers ;D
Just been reading about some naked hikes that Jon and Bob might like to join in with, in September :P
We dont even read such stuff. Why do you read it Princess i wonder?
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 29, 2019, 06:23:30 AM
We dont even read such stuff. Why do you read it Princess i wonder?
Seeing if you or Bob had commented :P
Nonsense you quite fancy a naked ramble ;D
Jon and bob on a naked ramble would put me off my full English
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 30, 2019, 07:36:51 AM
Nonsense you quite fancy a naked ramble ;D
I think some things need to be left to the imagination ;)
Forecast for mi 1st week in Corrie. Thunderstorms :'(
Been funny old weather the last week Jon, not normal for August
I blame it on Brexit Dave
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 31, 2019, 09:40:44 AM
Forecast for mi 1st week in Corrie. Thunderstorms :'(
What you looking at? I just had wall to wall sunshine on mine 8)
Accuweather still says thunderstorms. Ill go with yours 8) ??? 8)
Pack your brolly
No brolly im a hardy yorkshireman
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on September 01, 2019, 20:52:25 PM
Accuweather still says thunderstorms. Ill go with yours 8) ??? 8)
I looked again,still nothing on mine ....hot and sunny 8)
Mines changed know to hot and sunny ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on September 02, 2019, 11:34:09 AM
No brolly im a hardy yorkshireman
More like a Wally with a brolly ;)
Two weeks of sun and laughs 8) :P
You can all come and help me decorate free beer at pablos ;) ;),
45p a beer then went to a place 2 beers 1 soft drink 2 meals £8.50 bring on Brexit it's the future
No wonder you were inebriated
Labour`s Brexit policy. Changes every day
Aye been screaming for an Election. Now they don't want one ::)
OMG went to the bar before lounge opened I thought I'd walked into the annual Yorkshire gurning festival,never seen so many ugly buggers in one place in my life ;D: ;D ;D
Wet and miserable in Corralejo must be cos Bobs coming
Jon failing to post on the football thread
Yeh what's this poo weather
Heard jet2 taking over Ryanair slot from leeds
15 days into sober October and my BP is going down
Its Friday :P
XR rebellion at Canning Town Station. Idiots chosing that station a lot of tough people live there, should have tried somewhere posher
Some southern numptie getting locked in his car ;D
Dodgy technology
Off today...long weekend ;D
Enjoy Dee :-*
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on October 27, 2019, 08:00:23 AM
Enjoy Dee :-*
Thanks Sunday was gloriously sunny 8) Pics on FB :P
Dont do Facebook much as you may have gathered ;D
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on October 28, 2019, 08:10:00 AM
Dont do Facebook much as you may have gathered ;D
Yes,I had noticed ::)
Managed October alcohol free
Saw another post for you Jon in Naturism :P
I`ll go have a nosey ;D
Couldn`t see which you meant
Looking to meet :P
Just the usual sad losers ;D
Managed to stay dry on the dog walk ;D
I'm posting on the 19th but forum says 20th
Off now til New Year :P
I got a pm from someone on here asking if I want to meet up for a drink ;D
Hope they know you drink mojitos with Tia Maria chasers
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on January 08, 2020, 19:50:56 PM
Hope they know you drink mojitos with Tia Maria chasers
Will let them know :P
Alonso getting a red card by VAR after Lo Celso got away with one on him Saturday
Paul in football thread
The forums back ;D
Suns shining and no work.
Us drossers getting a slagging off from the know it all dickheads up top
Whos being culled first? :P
Bob will sort them out when he sees it ;D
Just seen it arrogant tossers but hey that sums most of them up top
Well said Bob. Couldnt have put it better myself
Crikey I agree with Bob for once!
I read this on TripAdvisor yesterday - 'we have a holiday booked in fuerteventura on the first day the flights start .june 17th what are the chances of any restaurants being open or will it be cancelled as we are unable to eat out ?' :o ;D
Lol i saw somebody asking for recommendations for restaurants on Corralejo we love you for a special birthday meal. Said they were flying out May 24th
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on April 28, 2020, 16:26:40 PM
Lol i saw somebody asking for recommendations for restaurants on Corralejo we love you for a special birthday meal. Said they were flying out May 24th
Bit hopeful,me thinks :o
Think we're struggling Dee :'( booked airport transfer yesterday tho. Staying optimistic ;D
My friends are still out there, his flight for the end of February was cancelled and couldn`t get one until 10th May
Wish mine on 2nd March had been cancelled >:(
We will have to keep everything crossed ;D
Thanks to admin,I got my pic back :-*
Dee getting her pic back
Got 10 days off ;D
Forum saying most online today 182 ;D ;D
Dont know where its getting its numbers from ;D
Probably those bot thingys ::)
Plenty of arses (bots) up top ;D ;D ;D
Still no work ;D
Lazy so and so ;D ;D
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on May 13, 2020, 09:19:25 AM
Lazy so and so ;D ;D
I`m having some time owing...you know,like you do :P
Bottys
Getting back on the golf course, just need the clubhouse bar to open now
A few beers with the lads social distancing of course ;D
Quote from: DaveW on May 16, 2020, 17:08:28 PM
Getting back on the golf course, just need the clubhouse bar to open now
Not as much as i do
Its Friday ;D
Everydays Sunday at the moment ;D
My new car does 48 to the gallon
Managed to book a haircut
Quote from: DaveW on June 25, 2020, 17:11:12 PM
Managed to book a haircut
I am growing a pony tail 😂😂
Ive been doing my own. Wouldnt know how to describe it ;D
500,000 silly Cockeneeeees on Bournemouth beaches.
Jolly Essex boys trips need banning ;D
Like the stupid scousers last night at Anfield ::) ::)
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on June 26, 2020, 09:02:55 AM
500,000 silly Cockeneeeees on Bournemouth beaches.
They wouldn`t go there they go to Southend on the Essex riviera
Its a bit cooler,was having trouble sleeping ::)
First day back at work today. Cant be bothered.
Hoes it going Jon? I saw some pics on FB ;)
Going ok. Having a bit of outside work done
Had my ears lowered after the hairdresser found them
Happy new shearing Cockeneeeee Dave
Eating a small piece of cake that I made for K`s birthday ;)
Speaking to Jon on the phone and both of us finding out that our holidays are going ahead 8)
Quote from: dee-dee on July 16, 2020, 07:07:06 AM
Speaking to Jon on the phone and both of us finding out that our holidays are going ahead 8)
Good news 👍👍
Thanks Paul. 8) 8)
Missus waking me up at 2030 asking what times your train ummh 2117 ;D still got time for a pint before ;D ;D
Currently top of Chavetta fantasy league. Oh to be Chavettas champion ;D
Supermarket sells real ale one at 7.
5% one at 9% ;D
Its the weekend and the sun is shining 8)
Huddersfield bloomin typical
32 people on the plane from Fuerte to Bristol today ;D
Plenty of legroom then ;D
yep and quick service to ;D ;D ;D ;D
Matt`s cartoon in the telegraph. Covid information for northerners. Keep two whippets distance
Quote from: DaveW on August 02, 2020, 14:07:02 PM
Matt`s cartoon in the telegraph. Covid information for northerners. Keep two whippets distance
😂😂
Im following the 12 flat caps or 2 sheep rule. Whippets vary in size causing a bit of confusion oop here
Car passed its MOT ;D
Jet2 cancelling Canaries til 16th Aug. Cutting mi jollies really fine
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 11, 2020, 08:17:10 AM
Jet2 cancelling Canaries til 16th Aug. Cutting mi jollies really fine
Fingers crossed for you Jon 🤞🤞
You can always holiday in Norfolk, sunny hunny (Hunstanton) recommended
Think we're going to Clacton. Might try a jellied eel
Getting the mask off and the fan on :P
Quote from: Ronnie The Blue on August 12, 2020, 14:55:01 PM
Think we're going to Clacton. Might try a jellied eel
Better check what injection you need
Barca losing 8-2 to Bayern, our 7-2 loss not so bad now
Checking in with Jet2 on Tuesday. Think im wasting my time.
Thought they were flying from 24th Aug inside info on when bungling Boris drops the isolation ;D
It wont happen. He wont lift restrictions
The only thing that would make me laugh is if our government get their arses into gear and realise that you don`t need to group Fuerte in with everyone else and let us have our holiday that we have waited all year for ::) ::) ::)
are they supposed to be bringing in a £50 test when you get back into this country to save isolation
Dunno. Not bothered. I can work from home
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on August 18, 2020, 22:25:16 PM
are they supposed to be bringing in a £50 test when you get back into this country to save isolation
Wish they would hurry up then ::)
Dees trapped testicle ;D ;D
Sounds painful
My testicles are fine today ;D
So glad to hear it :-* ;D
Do we call her Mr Dee now?
You can if you dare ;D
Jon`s five words
Thought it was quite good. If I do say so myself
He is an opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body as my old boss would say
Your old boss was absolutely correct ;D
Quote from: DaveW on August 25, 2020, 15:07:52 PM
Do we call her Mr Dee now?
Yeah ;D
Baileys Birthday today ...hes 11 :P :P
Happy birthday Bailey
Happy birthday Bailey
Forums up for sale. Comè on Dave get it bought ;D
Minimum bid â,¬500. 5 of us could chip in 100 each. Could be fun ;D
Calling your Dog Bailey. really and truly! I bet that was Glenda`s idea.
You are more than welcome Dee :-*
Jet2 rang and sorted out the holiday ;D
I switched on my TV box yesterday and 'Tottenham Hotspur - All or Nothing' has been loaded on it :o
You know what my first thought was ;D
Anyway it's a fly on the wall documentary about their 2019/20 season. ::)
That`s Hilarious Steve. Absolutely hilarious. You`re a card, you are.
Quote from: Captain Sensible on September 04, 2020, 09:31:00 AM
I switched on my TV box yesterday and 'Tottenham Hotspur - All or Nothing' has been loaded on it :o
You know what my first thought was ;D
Anyway it's a fly on the wall documentary about their 2019/20 season. ::)
Dave up to his old tricks again no doubt ;D ;D
Dee Dee`s Dopey Wife Glenda left the back gate open again and Bailey got out. It`s ok though as the next door neighbours have taken him in and they`ve renamed him Rex which he obviously prefers so he`s staying with them. Serves them right for giving the hound such a stupid name.
Bobs top of fantasy league. Well done mate
Dee Dee and Glenda have got another dog and called it Arehucas.
Morgan bowling rashid last over
Effing joke what did he expect
No idea hed done his bit by getting rid of Maxwell
But a spinner last over really!!!
You wont effing believe this! Glenda`s gone and left the back gate open again and Arehucas has done a runner. Dee dee`s furious with that dumb wife of his. Anyone would think she`s related to slow Bob.
With Archer an over left. Unbelievable.
On the bus announcing
Next stop Mental Hospital :-[
Hope you got off ;) ;D
I kicked Charlie off,whilst the bus was moving of course ;D ;D ;D
Well done Bob. Mission accomplished ;D ;D
Hope he fell on his head , don`t want him to get injured
Well if he fell on his a5se his potty poo poo filled incontinent pants would give him a soft landing
Arsenal have sacked their mascot to save money but still have Ozil doing nothing for £350k a week
Now that's funny Dave
Yeah Rodney, I agree with Bob. That`s excrement!
Bye charlie you have been banned
From admin
Member: Charlie dont surf has been banned and recent posts removed.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D:(
Excellent!
I reported him last week and he was issued a warning by Admin.
Ozil has offered to pay Gunnersaurus`s wages
Well done all getting him banned 👍👍
Quote from: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:06:16 PM
Ozil has offered to pay Gunnersaurus`s wages
Can`t knock him for helping out, he can afford it 🤣🤣
Agree, he was a pain
Quote from: Baldy on October 06, 2020, 19:07:29 PM
Quote from: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:06:16 PM
Ozil has offered to pay Gunnersaurus`s wages
Can`t knock him for helping out, he can afford it 🤣🤣
He could join in and do a double act, he has nothing else to do
Quote from: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:08:34 PM
Quote from: Baldy on October 06, 2020, 19:07:29 PM
Quote from: DaveW on October 06, 2020, 19:06:16 PM
Ozil has offered to pay Gunnersaurus`s wages
Can`t knock him for helping out, he can afford it 🤣🤣
He could join in and do a double act, he has nothing else to do
Fair point Dave, but Ozil is not as quick as Gunnersauras 😂😂
reported the idiot twice yesterday this morning got a reply they had banned him ,basically told them it was their duty to remove the vile individual or I would pursue it further.
Well done Bob, he definitely has a screw loose
all for banter but he was just too much
Quote from: Roar of the Rovers on October 06, 2020, 19:14:52 PM
reported the idiot twice yesterday this morning got a reply they had banned him ,basically told them it was their duty to remove the vile individual or I would pursue it further.
Well done Bob, banter is fine but not when it gets personal
Yeah he was not funny...too personal ::)
I blocked him so couldnt see posts. No doubt he'll reinvent himself.
Yeah,thats what I thought ::)
Enjoy while we can
Wonder what name she`ll use ;D
who knows
Maybe the troll will just frequent elsewhere
We can only hope that is the case
Are we the only ones posting on the forum?
Whenever I log in,it only ever shows posts in dross? ;)
It seems to be the case ;D
Jon loves VAR
I accept all decisions gracefully. Bantams won at Mansfield
The forums back.....I will text Jon and let him know ;D
Thanks Dee. ;D ;D :-*
Was pay day yesterday :P
Tier 3 for West Yorkshire another 2 weeks off.
Golf back on next week
Its the weekend ...I get to drive G`s new BMW ;D 50th Birthday pressie instead of going away ;)
Hope you didnt prang it Dee
Our troll is lurking now, but the wimp chooses to be hidden ;D ;D
About time he grew a pair
At least its my turn for the drivel.
Snow forecast to be on its way
I'll do my best Paul ⛷⛸🛷
I`m beginning to think Jon and Bob are the same person. I mean, it can`t be a coincidence that the pair of them have only half a brain.
::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
Knobs on here ::)
Thats the attitude Dee just smile and let the moron waste his life typing his drivel. We all know each other well enough to know what a total load of pocket billiards he spews from his keyboard. See you both in September :-* :-* :-*
Winter fuel allowance arrived
Quote from: Ronnie The Red or blue on December 02, 2020, 17:33:49 PM
Thats the attitude Dee just smile and let the moron waste his life typing his drivel. We all know each other well enough to know what a total load of pocket billiards he spews from his keyboard. See you both in September :-* :-* :-*
Yep we sure will :-*
Last day at work,then off for 10 days :P
Spend it wisely Dave ;D
Its beginning to look a lot like Christmas round my gaff :P
Dee going for a pint and a carvery. Wish we were allowed to do that
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on December 06, 2020, 07:51:44 AM
Dee going for a pint and a carvery. Wish we were allowed to do that
I had a coke cos driving ::)..Glen made up for it though...couple of beers and a cider :P
Bet you sneaked a Tia Maria in it :-*
No I was good ;D
You always are ::) ::) ::)
Yep...I had one when I got home ;D
I bet you did ;D
Finally those dirty southerners being put into tier 3 ;D
on my 2 weeks off now its great this part time work ;D
I might be back at work if Leeds goes into tier 2 :'(
Suns been out all day got my washing on the line ;D
Played golf in the sunshine
Our mates online
Quote from: Ronnie The Chameleon on December 15, 2020, 08:06:37 AM
I might be back at work if Leeds goes into tier 2 :'(
🤞🤞for you Jon
But im quite happy doing nowt ;D
Not at all. ;D Doing lots of things but all in my own time ;D
Buffoon Billy not got anyone to play wi ooop top ;D ;D
Its all over for another year ;D
I`m on annual leave til 4th Jan ;D
Woke up to a smidgen of snow. Marvellous
Buffoon Billy is back. Nobody wants to play ooop top. Cant understand why ::) ::) ::)
Seeing Buffalo Bill everywhere. That`s the one from Silence of the Lambs by the way. The one that skins the young girls. Yum!
Leeds getting hammered
Now that was funny ;D
Not a lot ::)
Joe Root getting his double hundred. Pure class
Getting my jab tomorrow
Good luck Dave. Hope all goes smoothly
nowt
All done, it was the Pfizer vaccine
Get your flights booked mate 8)
Deluded Northern retards 😂
I hear Bill is having an exploratory operation, they are trying to find his brain
I heard they entered through his A.R.S.E.
Waste of money. Mission impossible
Quote from: DaveW on January 19, 2021, 19:03:19 PM
All done, it was the Pfizer vaccine
Was it worth it at your age Rodney?
Liverpool struggling again
yeh again
Might have to start supporting someone else
leeds
Never ever still hoping they might go down
pity I think they might stay up
Oooops goal down
F.F.sake
Six fingered inbreds ;D
correcto
Clippety don`t look happy
serves him right for resting players
Agreed
Thomas the Tankers back. Time to go watch paint dry.
Bungalow bill the super troll
Youve got that spot on mate ;D
Morning Lads. How`s your back Bob?
No Spinners. No openers. Good job weve got lancy bowlers and yorkie batters
bully boy warnock having a go at that young 18yr old lad at end of game just shows how classless he is.
And this
Highlight of the game has to be when the board went up with 6 minutes added time. Mowbray queried it, Warnock said something and got a reply of, "f**k off, Neil, no, just f**k off!"
Chelskis golden boy being sacked
so funny
Glen trying to tie my hair up for me ;D
Was he a bit rough? Just asking for a friend
Sheffield United
Jenny had her COVID jab today, be able to venture out in 3 weeks time
All the best to you both mate
Quote from: DaveW on January 29, 2021, 20:48:43 PM
Jenny had her COVID jab today, be able to venture out in 3 weeks time
Well done both of you 💉💉
Pink almond blossom on the tree. Sure sign of a long hot summer
Got my jab tomorrow ;D
Would of had my jab this Saturday if we were at home 💉
Brightspark coming back oooop top. Good old Baz.
Quote from: Ronniethered on February 05, 2021, 17:44:15 PM
Brightspark coming back oooop top. Good old Baz.
Hes back on FB too...he had a month ban ;D
Cant understand why ;D ;D ;D
Three weeks since my jab, come on Boris open the pubs for the safe ones 😀😀
Wish he would ;D ;D
Haven`t had a pint in a pub for a year
Quote from: DaveW on February 11, 2021, 20:10:08 PM
Three weeks since my jab, come on Boris open the pubs for the safe ones 😀😀
Hope he does soon 🍻🍻
Wish it was my turn for a jab. Hurry up Boris ;D
Ronnie the turn coat
No need for that Dave, you know ive always admired Mike Summerbee
Wish you had switched before Sunday, their slump might have started earlier
I wasnt going to mention the thrashing ;D
It did make Sunday more bearable but they could have got a couple more goals
Pay day ;D
Mason`s refereeing in the West Brom game
Agreed Dave it was farcical ;D
See Ole is throwing his toys out of the pram, how dare a ref refuse to give United a penalty
Stupid idiots driving over 100 miles to go for a walk ...did you forget about the pandemic? ::)
Got my first vaccine on Monday at Elland Road. Always said id never set foot in the home of The Mighty Whites.
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 06:46:40 AM
Got my first vaccine on Monday at Elland Road. Always said id never set foot in the home of The Mighty Whites.
😂😂
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 03, 2021, 06:46:40 AM
Got my first vaccine on Monday at Elland Road. Always said id never set foot in the home of The Mighty Whites.
Did you get your legs taken away?
Im going this coming Monday its gonna break my heart
I went to Leeds for a business conference years ago
Horrible place. Off to Enfield tomorrow. Heard thats a bit dodgy as well
We went to Leeds a while back....was lovely ;D Friendly Northerners ;D
Aye we had a good time. Happy memories :-*
Xhaka
Dave being cruel again ;D
It usually pays me back when I do
got my 2 dates for my jabs
Meghan markle she needs to avoid tunnels from now on.
bloody snowflake ;D
Dees gagging problems
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 11, 2021, 08:11:44 AM
Dees gagging problems
Don`t remind me its today...again ::)
Be brave Dee and try to relax :-*
My dental bill £636
Jeez and youve only got 3 teeth ;D
1 extraction £34
1 filling £68
Examination £34
1new denture £500
They certainly know how to charge ::) ???
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 25, 2021, 14:07:19 PM
They certainly know how to charge ::) ???
Cheaper to have them all out 😂😂
Friday at last ;D
Had a dross with mi Princess. Just like the good old days ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on March 26, 2021, 06:36:23 AM
Had a dross with mi Princess. Just like the good old days ;D
Was lovely ...and the forum didn`t even play up ;D
Didnt get to the river,it started raining ::)
Well spotted Dee. Having to constantly re post was a pain
Got my pension increases, well deserved if I say so myself
Quote from: DaveW on March 27, 2021, 17:30:21 PM
Got my pension increases, well deserved if I say so myself
Yes, well deserved young Dave 👍👍
Some crazy golfer teeing off at 0530. Jeez it was still dark
Quote from: DaveW on March 27, 2021, 17:30:21 PM
Got my pension increases, well deserved if I say so myself
Still waiting for mine should of had it 13th Dec 20 still no sign of it getting fed up of chasing it ,next time I ring going to ask who to complain to.
On the plus side its a nice backpay for me 😃😊🙂😀😄😁😃
Got 4 days off after today ;D
Oh....and apparently its Bobs 955th Birthday :P :P Happy Birthday Bob :-*
Well spotted Dee. You're very observant ::) ::)
I'm feeling old 😪
Happy 995th birthday Bob 🥂🎉
Cheers
Happy birthday Bob
Naturists having to wear face masks on the beach, brown all over with white faces
Get my second jab tomorrow
Quote from: DaveW on April 01, 2021, 17:24:20 PM
Happy birthday Bob
Naturists having to wear face masks on the beach, brown all over with white faces
Was that not an April Fools? ::)
Not an April fool but the canaries arent applying the Spanish government policy
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 02, 2021, 09:10:03 AM
Not an April fool but the canaries arent applying the Spanish government policy
I read it and thought its gotta be a joke ::)
The facebook post about not being able to wear flip flops outdoors was the April fool ;D
The refs haircut in the Arsenal Liverpool match. Obviously not broken lockdown rules
Agreed Dave. He did look a bit wild ;D
Quote from: DaveW on April 03, 2021, 20:47:01 PM
The refs haircut in the Arsenal Liverpool match. Obviously not broken lockdown rules
Agree Dave, the game doesn`t get a mention just the refs hair 😳😳😂😂
Must have been his missus, he must have really upset her
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 03, 2021, 07:28:16 AM
The facebook post about not being able to wear flip flops outdoors was the April fool ;D
I saw that one too :P
Thanks for my Birthday wishes on FB :-* :-*
Ill pass it on, as you know im not capable of such things :-*
Yeah,i do remember one of your FB posts :P
Cricket season starts today. Its bloomin freezing
Effing April for start of cricket ;D ;D ;D
I know its ridiculous ;D ;D
At least they will be able to see the red ball in the snow ;D
No posts ooop top this month. Good job we're here to keep the forum going
Got my pension rise. God knows who needs it most
0.5%
Still waiting for mine 4 months back pay now ,pay for a nice trip
Sun is shining 8)
Beautiful cold day oop here
Saw a bag of dog do hanging up and thought of Bob :P :P
Since when did Dave become Daverwade
Dunno
Think hes trying to sound trendy ;D
Or maybe another mid,mid,mid life crisis
Think youre right. They've probably changed his medication
Be changing his syrup next,maybe a nice blond one
Still no posts ooop top in April. Must have run out of garbage to spout ;D
Nothing at all ,he'll be back down here soon
To answer earlier questions I tried to change my name to Dave the canary and when I cancelled it changed to that. It was my original name on the forum
Meeting up with Friends this weekend for a post birthday treat at Jimmys Farm ;D ;D
Well done Norfolk's Finest ;D
Have a great time Dee
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 15, 2021, 06:51:09 AM
Well done Norfolk's Finest ;D
Have a great time Dee
Thanks Jon :-*
Have a great time Dee 👍
Tottenham
Quote from: Baldy on April 16, 2021, 09:06:31 AM
Have a great time Dee 👍
Thanks had a great time ;)
Still Tottenham
Easily amused you lads, getting a win at last
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on April 21, 2021, 20:08:43 PM
Easily amused you lads, getting a win at last
You are not wrong Dave 😂😂
Got my 2nd vaccination tomorrow ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on April 23, 2021, 07:08:55 AM
Got my 2nd vaccination tomorrow ;D
Hope it goes well Dee and you suffer no ill effects 🤞
Quote from: Baldy on April 23, 2021, 19:02:33 PM
Quote from: dee-dee on April 23, 2021, 07:08:55 AM
Got my 2nd vaccination tomorrow ;D
Hope it goes well Dee and you suffer no ill effects 🤞
Thanks Paul...had nothing from the first, apart from in the arm,so fingers crossed ;D
Apparently 2nd Pfizer jab has more side effects than the first
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 25, 2021, 08:02:11 AM
Apparently 2nd Pfizer jab has more side effects than the first
😳😳
This
https://www.bodybody.com/jewelry/penis-jewelry
I reckon jon would look reet proper with one of these
Jesus they post some number two in naturism section ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I had two Pfizer jabs, no side effects apart from added wisdom
Seem to not have any side effects apart from painful arm ;)
Quote from: Elite of the forum on April 25, 2021, 13:39:33 PM
This
https://www.bodybody.com/jewelry/penis-jewelry
I reckon jon would look reet proper with one of these
Jesus they post some number two in naturism section ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Even i am not doing that. Think they might suit the wiser Norfolks tightest.
Me and G got a rare day off together this Friday ;D
Enjoy yourselves Dee and G
Youre welcome :-*
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on April 30, 2021, 00:38:44 AM
Youre welcome :-*
Had a fab walk (pics on FB )...only problem...pub we wanted to visit ,was closed ::)
Yeah they saw you coming ;D ;D
Yeh I'd closedthedoor aswell jon ,well dodgy couple
We only wanted a couple of prawn baguettes :P
Had my Barnet trimmed, only 5 months since my last one
Oh no more expense for Norfolk's tightest. :'(
And I gave a generous tip (not seen in Yorkshire)
Bet it was £1
£20
Dont believe ya ;D
It was 6 months since my last and they have been on furlough so thought she deserved it
You can get 3 haircuts ooop here for £20.
20 quid for and haircut :-X :-X :-X :'( :'(
That was the tip. We are generous down south 😀😀
Its Friday ;D
It's saturday
Var
Edmund the elephant
Not much...weather is number two ???
Getting back in a pub
Set my alarm clock for 7 and there's only 3 of us.
8 Man United fans arrested for racial abuse online of Son. None of then were from Manchester and probably never been there or know where it is
Woolwich day late this year
Met up with or good friends yesterday and
had a meal inside ;D
Chavetta fantasy champion for the 2nd year running. What an honour
Costa Caleta Premiership
Select phase
Overall
Rank Team & Manager GW TOT
1
Railway strikers
jon reeve 55 2163
2
ShouldACouldWouldA
Chrissy Morgan 54 2147
3
supablues
Stephen O'Brien 48 2098
4
Sharp Shooters
Pat Neary 65 2057
5
Tolka Rats
Michael Atkinson 73 2044
6
Ban Yorkshiremen
bob whittle 47 1923
7
Real Toidi
Donald Gillan 52 1833
Well done Jon ;D I cant remember last time I looked at my team ;D ;D
Is that your excuse Robert ;D
Yep I've no idea how many actually played yesterday,I might have to take more notice next year I just keep forgetting about it ;D ;D >:( ;D
We need to get Dave and Paul to sign up
Yeh be good
Received my 10 year service award in my pay packet :P
Quote from: dee-dee on May 26, 2021, 05:27:59 AM
Received my 10 year service award in my pay packet :P
Congratulations Dee 😘
Yorkshire 36-6 against Lancashire ;)
Spurs talking to Poch about coming back, Emery winning the Europa league with Villarreal
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on May 27, 2021, 18:49:32 PM
Spurs talking to Poch about coming back, Emery winning the Europa league with Villarreal
It`s a funny old game Dave 😂
Did you watch it last night, good penalty shoot out
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on May 27, 2021, 18:53:27 PM
Did you watch it last night, good penalty shoot out
Yes I did Dave, never seen a penalty shoot out like that before, De Gea didn`t seem interested in his kick. When Villareal knocked us out I couldn`t see United beating them, Emery has set his team up to defend well, fair play to him 🏆🏆🏆🏆
Lancashire thrashing Yorkshire I thing Jon's gone into hiding ;D ;D
Brentford winning the playoffs against Swansea, bang goes arsenal`s last chance for an overseas match next season
Quote from: Norfolk`s finest on May 29, 2021, 19:33:39 PM
Brentford winning the playoffs against Swansea, bang goes arsenal`s last chance for an overseas match next season
😂😂
Sunshine at last 8)
The mrs been told by the oncologist that she was cancer free and cured. Its been a long 5 years
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2021, 07:29:13 AM
The mrs been told by the oncologist that she was cancer free and cured. Its been a long 5 years
Brilliant news well done Lisa 👍👍
Thanks Paul. Appreciated. There was a few tears shed on Friday.
Great news mate ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2021, 07:46:37 AM
Thanks Paul. Appreciated. There was a few tears shed on Friday.
I bet Jon, but tears of relief 👍👍
Great news Jon, well done Lisa
Anyway I'm shedding tears of joy after Lancashire thrashed the long-necks from over the border ;) ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on May 30, 2021, 07:29:13 AM
The mrs been told by the oncologist that she was cancer free and cured. Its been a long 5 years
Thats fantastic news Jon ....send her our love :-*
Thanks so much everyone for your kind words :-*
Im not biting Bob ;D
Sunshine 8) and reading that we probs dont need to have a test now to get into the accommodation ;D
Hopefully a step in the right direction ;)
Phil Fodens new Gazza look for the Euros
Looks a pr1ck just like gazza
Agreed ;D
Wouldn`t survive the dentist chair
Found out today that my work colleague is on the same flight as us in September :P
Thats if we get to go.....and she lives in the next road so could car share to the airport and save some pennies ;)
That number two last night ;D
You talking about Harry Kane? ::)
Think hes talking about the worst game of footie ever. Glad my lads won.
It didn`t go to everyones plan,did it? Who you supporting?
Glens wants Italy to win ::)
I`ve always been a big Belgium fan
Ok...enjoyed the match last night ;D
It was rubbish ;D
My team got through ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2021, 07:18:30 AM
My team got through ;D
Belgium did good ;D...Portugal were playing dirty ::)
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on June 28, 2021, 07:18:30 AM
My team got through ;D
We will find out who Jon is supporting after they win the final
Ooooh Dave you can be very harsh at times ;D
Just remembered I have a long weekend coming up ;)
BT mail put a message from BT in my spam folder
Its Friday ;D
Bobs imaginary mate
Day off in the sunshine hopefully
England cricket team
Not good at all
Diabolical mate
Useless Yorkie capt ;D ;D ;D
Got our Covid Passes through the post today ,thats one thing sorted ;D
Well what we're them tactics trying to bounce out a fast bowler just because he dropped a few short to our tailenders
Yeah he openly admits he got it wrong but we cant rely on him to get the runs every innings others need to step up. Anyway weve brought another Yorkshireman into the team so things should improve
Went to Lavenham yesterday for my Hawk Walk...fabulous,enjoyed every second even if we did get a little wet :P
Whats a hawk walk?
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on August 23, 2021, 07:40:59 AM
Whats a hawk walk?
A walk with a Hawk ;D...look on my FB for pics ;D
Self explanatory really ;D I'll take a look
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on August 25, 2021, 10:18:45 AM
Self explanatory really ;D I'll take a look
You are funny :P
Think strange is the word ur looking for ;D
Yes that will do ;D
We`ll have to arrange a meet ...usual place? 8)
The dunes?
Anywhere is good for me. Just need to be close to a public convenience
Great night out with Jon and Lisa
I won the toilet stake
Jon 9 me 2 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Elite of the forum on September 06, 2021, 22:35:05 PM
I won the toilet stake
Jon 9 me 2 ;D ;D ;D ;D
Ha ha..hes does like a good toilet :P
And I won the beer buying game. Me 28 pints Bob 2
Great night Though Bob. Must do it again on Friday 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
2pm usual place ;D
Oh aye I`m a glutton for punishment ;D ;D
;D ;D
One more shift at work :P
Don`t think Dee will be happy this mornin â˜"ï¸
Told you weather was changing ;D ;D
The Gooners had a good win
Jon needing toilet at 3am ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on September 12, 2021, 10:07:50 AM
Don`t think Dee will be happy this mornin â˜"ï¸
We did have a few days with cloud ::)...but was better on the 2nd week...still got a lovely tan 8)
Its nearly Friday ;D
Nothing ...need to be back on holiday ::)
So do I ;D :-*
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2021, 07:23:28 AM
So do I ;D :-*
Oh just go then ::)
Got our results back from the supposedly dodgy place in Leeds ;D
Quote from: dee-dee on October 02, 2021, 07:37:05 AM
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 01, 2021, 07:23:28 AM
So do I ;D :-*
Oh just go then ::)
Got our results back from the supposedly dodgy place in Leeds ;D
Ours came back in 2 days
Think Steve is a closet spurs fan
Got ours back yesterday
Its Sunday ;D
Wizzair from Doncaster to Larnaca £40 return for 2. Glad we left all our clothes last time ;D
Might have to look at that lol
Glens up North today ....some dodgy places...think he said Leeds and Preston :P
Quote from: dee-dee on October 18, 2021, 07:27:12 AM
Glens up North today ....some dodgy places...think he said Leeds and Preston :P
He came past the end of your road Jon ;)....hes up that way again today ...I told him to be careful :P
Sorry Dee just seen this ;D
He should have popped in for a proper brew and a toasted currant teacake wi beetroot
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 27, 2021, 07:29:10 AM
Sorry Dee just seen this ;D
He should have popped in for a proper brew and a toasted currant teacake wi beetroot
I told him about your offer...and he said he got a little bit of sick in his mouth :P :P
Wimp and dragging him to Clacton for his birthday. Dont think he'll survive ;D
Lovely seaside resort clacton, well is was in 1960 when I last went there
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on October 31, 2021, 07:54:09 AM
Wimp and dragging him to Clacton for his birthday. Dont think he'll survive ;D
He wasn`t keen on that combination :P
Its fine dining in Clacton ;D
Course finished and passed .....
I can now call myself a qualified Nail Technician ;)
So you know your cup clasp nail from your oval head nail ? ;)
Well done dee 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Theres always one ::).....Thanks Bob ;D
Lost a days posts apparently. Thought I'd finally lost the plot ;D
Seeing the youngest daughter on Sky at the F1 in Qatar 🇶🇦
Quote from: Baldy on November 21, 2021, 15:50:08 PM
Seeing the youngest daughter on Sky at the F1 in Qatar 🇶🇦
My daughter was on Italian TV when she was at the Italian motor GP they interviewed for 5 mins ,her mates ran off when they approached her 😆
Quote from: Elite of the forum on November 23, 2021, 19:49:54 PM
Quote from: Baldy on November 21, 2021, 15:50:08 PM
Seeing the youngest daughter on Sky at the F1 in Qatar 🇶🇦
My daughter was on Italian TV when she was at the Italian motor GP they interviewed for 5 mins ,her mates ran off when they approached her 😆
🤣🤣
My forum looks different,lots of adverts ....anyone else? ;)
Yep me too and i had trouble signing in
Yeh its a pain in the ar$e
Chaos caused by a bit of snow
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on November 27, 2021, 08:50:56 AM
Chaos caused by a bit of snow
No snow here....was that you stuck in the pub? ;D
I wish it had of been ;D
Not much ::) I`ve been in a right mood today...nothing is going right :(
Fab weekend away in Clacton for Glens birthday with friends :P
Happy birthday to G
Belated happy birthday to G
Quote from: Baldy on December 06, 2021, 15:17:58 PM
Belated happy birthday to G
Thank you :-*
I`ve got another day off ;D
Was Qatar's national day yesterday and the locals parade around Doha and the Pearl in their cars literally standing out of the sunroof's and even sitting on the car roof 🤣
They were also some people out of their sunroof's on the motorway after the match at 120KPH, absolutely hilarious 🤣🤣
Me and K were supposed to go ice skating yesterday....got there and it was smaller than my living room :P
Well you do live in mansion.
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2021, 07:35:26 AM
Well you do live in mansion.
Not as big as yours :P Now off to get ready for work,have a lovely time :-*
Have a good Christmas Dee. I know how much you enjoy all this commercialised rubbish. ;D :-* :-*
Quote from: Ronnietheblue on December 24, 2021, 07:38:30 AM
Have a good Christmas Dee. I know how much you enjoy all this commercialised rubbish. ;D :-* :-*
Thanks Jon,I do love Christmas...we had a lovely time :-*
Great stuff glad you had a fantastic time
Still got 7 days off work ;D
Boris changing the tests to enter UK ,that really stressed me out last time ;D
Forest
Quote from: DaveW on January 09, 2022, 19:28:35 PM
Forest
You been out in the woods again Dave ??
Robin Hood returned robbing from the rich and giving to the poor 🤣🤣
Quote from: Baldy on January 09, 2022, 20:34:08 PM
Quote from: DaveW on January 09, 2022, 19:28:35 PM
Forest
You been out in the woods again Dave ??
Robin Hood returned robbing from the rich and giving to the poor 🤣🤣
Well he hit the jackpot with dave ;D ;D
Was queuing up a fuerte airport in the Birmingham queue and along side was the queue for Leeds/Bradford OMG what a bunch of ugly Hugh munters the women were and the blokes were gurning simpletons with Leeds shirts on ;D
Was referring to Notts Forest
Arsenal top team in the premiership for red cards
Quote from: DaveW on May 13, 2022, 14:32:17 PM
Arsenal top team in the premiership for red cards
At least we are top of the league for something Dave 😂😂
Quote from: Baldy on May 13, 2022, 16:43:24 PM
Quote from: DaveW on May 13, 2022, 14:32:17 PM
Arsenal top team in the premiership for red cards
At least we are top of the league for something Dave 😂😂
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Is Xhaka going for the golden card?
England relying on Root again
As predicted. Great effort from Root
Nice cammio from the concussion call up Parkinson ;D
Yeah he did ok
Another fantastic ton from Yorkshire's finest
The missus has fractured her foot so it's in a surgical boot ,we fly to the States a week on Saturday, she might not be able to fly waiting for the fracture clinic to get back to her.
USA here I come ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Quote from: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2022, 09:54:33 AM
The missus has fractured her foot so it's in a surgical boot ,we fly to the States a week on Saturday, she might not be able to fly waiting for the fracture clinic to get back to her.
USA here I come ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry to hear that Bob, hope the wife gets better soon mate
Quote from: Baldy on June 16, 2022, 08:08:52 AM
Quote from: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2022, 09:54:33 AM
The missus has fractured her foot so it's in a surgical boot ,we fly to the States a week on Saturday, she might not be able to fly waiting for the fracture clinic to get back to her.
USA here I come ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry to hear that Bob, hope the wife gets better soon mate
Thanks Paul
Kate Bush back at number 1, a very underated singer/songwriter
Yeh due to some series on netflix?
Quote from: Elite of the forum on June 16, 2022, 09:24:03 AM
Quote from: Baldy on June 16, 2022, 08:08:52 AM
Quote from: Elite of the forum on June 15, 2022, 09:54:33 AM
The missus has fractured her foot so it's in a surgical boot ,we fly to the States a week on Saturday, she might not be able to fly waiting for the fracture clinic to get back to her.
USA here I come ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Sorry to hear that Bob, hope the wife gets better soon mate
Thanks Paul
Yeh she's ditched the boot walking ok now
Good news Bob 👍
Boris hasn't seen such an empty cabinet since he went on the official Spurs stadium tour :D ;D
Quote from: Captain Sensible on July 08, 2022, 09:25:50 AM
Boris hasn't seen such an empty cabinet since he went on the official Spurs stadium tour :D ;D
😂😂
Yorkshite getting relegated ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
No work til Tuesday :P
See there's been some activity up top. Better be on our best behaviour :D
Yep back in force to moderate you jon
Had a bit of trouble logging in. Thiught id already been punished :D
Essex giving Lancashire a cricket lesson