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Jokes and Dross => Jokes - Please vote. => Topic started by: fatherted on April 23, 2018, 21:21:50 PM

Title: Maybe of interest
Post by: fatherted on April 23, 2018, 21:21:50 PM

Tickets for March 17th England v Ireland

England v Ireland March 17th,St Patrick`s Day Twickenham

This may be of interest to you.


A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Ireland 17th Mar.

He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Marylebone Registry Office, at 4.30pm.

The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.
Title: Re: Maybe of interest
Post by: spitfire58 on April 23, 2018, 21:29:16 PM
Quote from: fatherted on April 23, 2018, 21:21:50 PM

Tickets for March 17th England v Ireland

England v Ireland March 17th,St Patrick`s Day Twickenham

This may be of interest to you.


A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for England v Ireland 17th Mar.

He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them months ago that it was going to be the same day as his wedding.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It's at Marylebone Registry Office, at 4.30pm.

The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'4", about 8 stone, quite pretty, has her own income and is a really good cook.

Nice one Ft 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂