Tips for Drossers

[dee-dee]

Don`t put Nutella in the fridge 

[Baldy]

Does it go slightly hard when put in the fridge Dee ?   

[dee-dee]

Just a bit  ...couldn`t spread it 

[Baldy]

Wont do that again, will you?? 

[dee-dee]

I have a habit of putting things in the fridge,have to keep checking 

You must have some good tips for us drossers 

[Baldy]

Dont give all your secrets away 

[dee-dee]

Thats a very good tip 

[Ronnietheblue]

Don't laugh at Can's jokes

[dee-dee]

Don't laugh at Can's jokes

But..he can`t hear if you are laughing or not 

[Ronnietheblue]

save ya empty beetroot jars

[dee-dee]

What you putting in them?

[Ronnietheblue]

frog spawn

[dee-dee]

frog spawn

Not quite what I was expecting 

[Ronnietheblue]

then ya put the tadpoles in ya garden pond

[dee-dee]

Do you have a garden pond?

[Ronnietheblue]

No but next door has

[dee-dee]

So it should be Jons neighbours tip 

[Ronnietheblue]

no they don't know, sneak mi tadpoles in and they cant suss out why they get plagued with frogs. They've got a spoilt little girl, who's terrified of frogs

[dee-dee]

How naughty of you 

[Ronnietheblue]

serves her right her mums half german

[Baldy]

no they don't know, sneak mi tadpoles in and they cant suss out why they get plagued with frogs. They've got a spoilt little girl, who's terrified of frogs

Brilliant Mr B 

[Ronnietheblue]

well her mums half german Mr B, and they bombed mi chippie

[Baldy]

well her mums half german Mr B, and they bombed mi chippie

Deserve everything they get then Mr B 

[Ronnietheblue]

Knew you'd understand Mr B

[dee-dee]

After Christmas,use your cards as tags for next year 

[Ronnietheblue]

Save the card you sent the Mrs, and hide it in ya blaster drawer for next year

[dee-dee]

I would remember 

[Ronnietheblue]

Sent same valentine card for last six years, it plays I just called to say I love you, think she's twigged on now Songs going really slow, think battery is going

[dee-dee]

Now thats funny  How do you get the envelope for it?

[Ronnietheblue]

I take it out of the envelope, make her a coffee, and take it to her with the song playing, saying who's sent you this. Pure genius