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Naturism / Re: Tres Islas / Flag beach
« Last post by fizzy lemonade on Today at 05:55:20 »
Jimjo, did you notice any naturist friendly sunbeds on the Corralejo side of the Tres Islas?

Magoo, just quick dips to cool off, I'd be cautious of the ocean in that spot too
Jokes - Please vote. / Watch where you step!
« Last post by TamaraEnLaPlaya on Today at 01:20:27 »
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven.
  When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in
 heaven: don't step on the ducks!"
  So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the
 place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they
 try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
  Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest man she ever saw.
  St. Peter chains them together and says, "Your punishment for stepping
 on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!"
 The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along
 comes St. Peter, who doesn't miss a thing. With him is another extremely
 ugly man. He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the
 first woman.
  The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained
 for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
  She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.
 Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on
 .. very tall, long eyelashes, muscular, and thin.
  St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
  The happy woman says, "I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to
 you for all of eternity?"
  The guy says, "I don't know about you, but I stepped on a duck!"
Jokes - Please vote. / Those clever Irish!
« Last post by TamaraEnLaPlaya on Today at 01:09:22 »
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, French Scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a large telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by France, in the weeks that followed, Scottish scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters, and shortly after, headlines in all Scottish newspapers read:  "Scottish archaeologists have found traces of the 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than France."
One week later, "The Telegram", in Dublin, Southern Irelands premier newspaper reported the following:  "After digging as deep as 30 meters in tatey fields near Bally-Brook, Patrick O'Mara, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.  Patrick  has therefore concluded that 300 years ago the Irish were already using wireless".
Jokes - Please vote. / What are you in for?
« Last post by TamaraEnLaPlaya on Today at 00:54:40 »
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other outside the operating room---the first surgeries of the day.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and Ice Cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

Whoa!" the second kid replies. "Good luck buddy. I had that done when I was born. Couldn't walk for a year."
Jokes - Please vote. / Jones
« Last post by TamaraEnLaPlaya on Today at 00:52:05 »
During the Second World War an American secret service agent was sent to Wales to pick up some very sensitive information from an agent called Jones. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.

He found himself on a desolate country road and where he ran into a farmer.

"Hello," said the agent, "I'm looking for a man called Jones."

"Well you're in luck boy-o," said the farmer, "there's lots of folk named Jones 'round here. There's Jones the butcher, Jones the baker, Jones the blacksmith, why even my name is Jones."

"Aha," thought the agent, "this could be my man." So he whispered the secret code.

"The sun is shining... the grass is growing... the cows are ready for milking."

"Oh," said the farmer, "you're looking for Jones the spy."
Tindaya & Corralejo - sunny and bright but an awful lot of cloud around all day as well. Strong N or NE wind with a chill to it.

El Cotillo / Re: Casa Rustica - El Cotillo
« Last post by Charlie dont surf on May 27, 2018, 21:57:40 pm »
Thanks Banjo, we`re in the area next week...I`ll make sure we give `Natalie` a miss

And someone else scared of a strong woman. Grow a backbone.

Thank you..Strong women I appreciate and get on fine with..It's Alta Egos like you, with limited form of debate, education and intelligence that I find tedious and boring..I can't believe your other I'd on here is as bad..Go back to using it eh..Good Boy

What a plod! Once a plod, always a plod.
Hi there. We have recently purchased an apartment and needed reliable wi fi we have e mailed Nick about his services but received no reply.
Can any one recommend any other providers?
Son of Dross / Re: Morning/Afternoon/Evening all
« Last post by Baldy on May 27, 2018, 20:55:47 pm »

Evening all
Son of Dross / Re: Word Association
« Last post by Captain Sensible on May 27, 2018, 20:33:40 pm »
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