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Offline TamaraEnLaPlaya

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Male or female?
« on: March 12, 2018, 23:51:18 pm »
You might not know this, but a lot of non-living objects are either male or female.

Freezer bags are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

Photocopiers. these are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons .

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

Hot air balloons Also a male object, to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their opening at the lower end of the alimentary canal through which solid waste is eliminated from the body.

Sponges These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

Web pages: Female because they are constantly being looked at and frequently being hit on.

Trains are definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking people up.

Egg timers are female because, over time all the weight shifts to the bottom.

Hammers:  Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all and are occasionally hand to have around.

The remote control. Female, Ha! You probably though it would be male, but consider this :
It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't know which buttons to push,
he just keeps trying.

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Re: Male or female?
« Reply #1 on: March 13, 2018, 01:03:42 am »

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Re: Male or female?
« Reply #2 on: March 13, 2018, 13:48:15 pm »
Brilliant   :)