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Another survey
« on: June 15, 2018, 14:25:54 pm »
        Bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman, "Which book has
               helped you most in your life?"
               The woman replied, "My husband's chequebook!!"
       
               ******
       
               A prospective husband in a bookstore "Do you have a book called
               'Husband - the Master of the House?'"
               Salesgirl: "Sir, fiction and comics are on the 1st floor!"
       
               ******
       
               Someone asked an old man: "Even after 70 years, you still call your wife - darling, honey, luv.  What's the secret?"
               Old man: "I forgot her name and I'm scared to ask her."
       
               ******
       
               Pharmacist to a customer: "Sir, please understand, to buy an
               an anti-depression pill you need a proper prescription...
               Simply showing marriage certificate and wife's picture is not
               enough!
       
               ******
       
               
               A man was granted two wishes by God. He asked for the best drink
               & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.
       
               ******
       
               There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.
               Rest get
               married and wonder what happened!
               ******
       
               Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.
       
               ******
       
               Why do women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, compared to men?
               A very INTELLIGENT student replied: "Because Women don't have a
               wife!"
       
               ******
       
               COOL MESSAGE BY A WIFE: Dear Mother-in-law, Don't teach me how to handle my children. I am living with one of yours and he needs a lot
               of improvement!?
       
               ******
       
              When a married man says, I WILL THINK ABOUT IT - what he really
              means
              is that he doesn't know his wife's opinion yet.
       
              ******

               A lady says to her doctor: "My husband has a habit of talking in his sleep! What should I give him to cure it?"
               The doctor replies: "Give him an opportunity to speak when he's awake! "