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Offline vivafuerte

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Drunk Junker
« on: July 13, 2018, 12:37:16 pm »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP7jA8w-6cc

"there cannot be any democratic choice against EU Treaty"

he's your leader and theres nothing you can do about it.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2018, 12:41:25 pm »
Very good Viva but of course he can get sorber but you’ll still be stupid.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2018, 14:27:55 pm »
If you are going to try and be clever with your repartee daggie at least spell it right. Especially the punchline bit. If not it makes the comment meaningless and it makes you look stupid instead of witty.

By the way RE your poetry. don't give up your day job if you've got one.. and say hello to Terry Henry for me. ;)
« Last Edit: July 13, 2018, 14:30:08 pm by Ivemovedon »

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2018, 14:30:19 pm »
ironic that our resident drunkard takes after his leader

are all irish this stupid ? I know they have a reputation for being fantastically dumb but i always thought that was a joke

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2018, 14:35:25 pm »
When he was PM of Luxembourg, he was within a couple of weeks of being sacked, apparantly for similar reasons. However they packed him off to the EU as an alternative......The rest, as they say, is history  ::)

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2018, 14:41:19 pm »
Heard he blamed his unsteadiness on a back condition. And got carted off in a wheelchair at the end. LOL

Might try that one with the Mrs next time i'm out with the lads.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2018, 14:48:29 pm »
they said on the news he had been seen chugging down 4 glasses of champaign with a salad for lunch . . . . . . . .


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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2018, 14:48:59 pm »
If you are going to try and be clever with your repartee daggie at least spell it right. Especially the punchline bit. If not it makes the comment meaningless and it makes you look stupid instead of witty.

By the way RE your poetry. don't give up your day job if you've got one.. and say hello to Terry Henry for me. ;)


Ok I got the spelling wrong but of course Viva the class idiot  normally gets every 2nd word wrong. No talk of that.
Terry Henry is the proper pronunciation in the English speaking world check it out. 

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2018, 14:51:02 pm »
they said on the news he had been seen chugging down 4 glasses of champaign with a salad for lunch . . . . . . . .




4 glasses well unless they were pint glasses.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2018, 14:53:38 pm »
Rumour has it he keeps a hip flask of cognac under the table.

You'd need 4 bottles of champers to look like he did.  ;)

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #10 on: July 14, 2018, 01:16:23 am »
If this is the way he conducts himself. What the hell. This is what we are paying for !!!
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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #11 on: July 14, 2018, 11:02:55 am »
and the everyday people in the EU cant even vote him out

he can basically do whatever he wants and me and you couldnt do anything about it, this is why we had brexit.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #12 on: July 14, 2018, 11:33:01 am »
Getting ahead of yourself again Viva

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #13 on: July 14, 2018, 11:54:24 am »
Getting ahead of yourself again Viva

somthing you will go to the grave without doing

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #14 on: July 14, 2018, 23:16:13 pm »


Ok I got the spelling wrong but of course Viva the class idiot  normally gets every 2nd word wrong. No talk of that.
Terry Henry is the proper pronunciation in the English speaking world check it out.
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Better get on to BBC & ITV then who never called him Terry Henry in commentaries. I thought they had departments on pronunciation obviously they got it wrong.

Can you give us a source for us to check out this, so I can contact the broadcasters to call Mr Henry, Terry in future?

I thought Gary Lineker was pretty good with languages Japanese and Spanish, but he keeps getting it wrong calling Terry Henry, Thierry Henry. I notice wikipedia have got it wrong as well so if you let me know your source I`ll contact wikipedia to correct his name in the Englsh editions of wikipedia.

Look a name is what the person wants it to be we all say Andres Iniesta have you ever heard anyone say Andrew Iniesta of Spain?

Sometimes its just best to admit you made a mistake and hold your hand up rather than defend something which we all know is just wrong. Of course all names have literal translations in another language, but with well know people everyone accepts the name used by the person themselves.
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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #15 on: July 15, 2018, 12:26:24 pm »
and again, spotted last night at 1am falling into his hotel.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #16 on: July 15, 2018, 21:05:47 pm »
There was a Eurocrap his name was Juncker
Who liked nothing better, than get drunk as a skunker
His capacity was legend, absolutely immense
Champers all day, at the tax payers Expense

Britex to Jean-Claude is a mixer with Gin
When I see how much fun he’s having, I want to stay in,
Becoming a Eurocrap is now my life’s ambition
If Farage can do it, I’ll make a great addition

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #17 on: July 16, 2018, 08:35:07 am »
There was a Eurocrap his name was Juncker
Who liked nothing better, than get drunk as a skunker
His capacity was legend, absolutely immense
Champers all day, at the tax payers Expense

Britex to Jean-Claude is a mixer with Gin
When I see how much fun he’s having, I want to stay in,
Becoming a Eurocrap is now my life’s ambition
If Farage can do it, I’ll make a great addition

Excellent Tam ;D ;D

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #18 on: July 16, 2018, 13:33:54 pm »
CHEERS John, you have to laugh less you would cry.

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Re: Drunk Junker
« Reply #19 on: July 16, 2018, 15:10:29 pm »
https://youtu.be/OI3Bcgh4Jko

A young Nigel in Brussels ?