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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #30 on: September 06, 2018, 08:23:27 am »
What does a dyslexic Yorkshireman where on his head?












































A cat flap ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #31 on: September 06, 2018, 09:22:01 am »
Very funny Steve ;D ;D
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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2018, 20:45:13 pm »
Is that why they are called hicks 😄

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2018, 20:46:16 pm »
Didn’t notice where instead of wear Jon

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #34 on: September 09, 2018, 07:27:52 am »
Yes Dave but I'm very laid back and just go with the flow

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #35 on: September 13, 2018, 09:51:37 am »
This thread has run out of steam, suppose there is only so much bitching they can do ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #36 on: September 13, 2018, 21:12:23 pm »
Should I mention multi profiles and Brexit  ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #37 on: September 14, 2018, 08:47:54 am »
That is the domain of general chat and character assassination 😇

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #38 on: September 27, 2018, 13:44:18 pm »
I can always bitch about you Tory southern barstools  ;)

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #39 on: September 27, 2018, 19:51:50 pm »
At least we won’t bankrupt the country like the northern Marxist barstools will

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #40 on: September 30, 2018, 08:06:34 am »
Noticed Brightspark is back up top. Dee must have inspired him.

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #41 on: September 30, 2018, 08:08:58 am »
Waited long enough. Suppose it's up to us observant northerners to recognise Daves latest landmark ??? ::)

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #42 on: October 10, 2018, 20:13:49 pm »
Why ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #43 on: October 10, 2018, 20:23:37 pm »
A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

 

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #44 on: October 14, 2018, 07:38:14 am »
Very funny Steve. Dee won’t get it ;D ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #45 on: October 15, 2018, 10:07:52 am »
I expect you can understand what the new Dr Who is saying Jon

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #46 on: October 16, 2018, 09:26:54 am »
Oh yes. Just started watching it for the first time since Jon Pertwee

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #47 on: November 21, 2018, 10:04:49 am »
This thread has gone quiet

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #48 on: November 21, 2018, 12:09:35 pm »
A Bradford couple are playing 'I spy' in the kitchen.
'I spy with my little eye something beginning with T' said the husband.
"Tea pot said the wife." 'Nay Lass!'
"Tea towel." 'Nay Lass!'
"Toaster." 'Nay Lass!' he said, drumming his fingers on the work top.
"Oh I don't know" she said at long last "I give in"
'It's easy' he said. 'It's t'oven!'

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #49 on: November 21, 2018, 20:31:35 pm »
Very funny Steve ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #50 on: December 16, 2018, 10:30:22 am »
Suppose us observant Northerners had better recognise Steves latest landmark. Bloomin useless cockeneeees  ::)

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #51 on: December 16, 2018, 11:36:34 am »
Suppose us observant Northerners had better recognise Steves latest landmark. Bloomin useless cockeneeees  ::)

Well spotted Jon 👍👍😂😂

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #52 on: December 17, 2018, 07:43:34 am »
We left it for you so you could have a rant 😄

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #53 on: December 17, 2018, 23:55:54 pm »
Not ranting. Just stating fact mi cockeneeeeee chum

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #54 on: December 18, 2018, 06:52:24 am »
To proud to admit their errors Jon ;)

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #55 on: December 18, 2018, 16:39:48 pm »
At least use the correct version of to, too and two in our sentences 😀

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #56 on: December 18, 2018, 19:52:01 pm »
Don’t be bitter. Ya know we are the observant intellects

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #57 on: December 18, 2018, 21:21:47 pm »
Not bitter, just a perfectionist

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #58 on: December 19, 2018, 10:15:49 am »
Stop being pedantic  ;D ;D

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Re: Observant thread for Norherners. ( N.F. C. A )
« Reply #59 on: December 19, 2018, 16:00:51 pm »
Got to keep you boys on your toes