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« on: October 11, 2018, 19:28:26 pm »
A red headed hooker was doing ok for herself, so she put on a special offer.
On the inside of her left thigh she had a tattoo done of Osama Bin Laden, and on the inside of her right thigh she had a tattoo of George Clooney.
She then told her clients it was "on the house" if they could name the two men.
Her first client, was an Arab who guessed correctly on Osama Bin Laden but didn't know the other tattoo. So he had to pay.
The next was an American, guessed Clooney but not the other one. So he had to pay.
The third guy was a German who when confronted by both the tattoos confessed he hadn't a clue, but the one in the middle with the red hair and big lips was definitely Boris Becker.