Author Topic: Bran Sullivan  (Read 1850 times)

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Bran Sullivan
« on: May 10, 2012, 18:59:45 pm »
Brian Sullivan - the perfect man

A man walked out to the street in New York City and immediately catches a taxi

The cabbie says, "Perfect timing, you're just like Brian."

Passenger: "Who?"


"Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to
Brian Sullivan, every single time."


"There are always a few clouds over everybody."


"Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the
Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros.

He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano. He was
an amazing guy."


 "Sounds like he was something really special."


 "There's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's
birthday and knew all about wine.

 He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
street blacks out.

But Brian Sullivan could do everything right."


"Wow... Some guy that Brian."


 "He always knew the quickest way in traffic and avoided every traffic jam.

Brian never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman
and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing
was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."


"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


"Well, I never actually met Brian.

He died and I'm married to his bloody widow."