Author Topic: Bran Sullivan  (Read 1641 times)

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Bran Sullivan
« on: May 10, 2012, 18:59:45 pm »
Brian Sullivan - the perfect man

A man walked out to the street in New York City and immediately catches a taxi


The cabbie says, "Perfect timing, you're just like Brian."


Passenger: "Who?"

Cabbie:


"Brian Sullivan. He's a guy who did everything right all the time.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to
Brian Sullivan, every single time."


Passenger:


"There are always a few clouds over everybody."

Cabbie:

"Not Brian Sullivan. He was a terrific athlete who could have won the
Grand Slam at tennis or played golf with the pros.

He sang like a bird, danced like a star and played the piano. He was
an amazing guy."


Passenger:

 "Sounds like he was something really special."


Cabbie:

 "There's more. He had a memory like a computer, remembered everybody's
birthday and knew all about wine.

 He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole
street blacks out.

But Brian Sullivan could do everything right."


Passenger:

"Wow... Some guy that Brian."


Cabbie:

 "He always knew the quickest way in traffic and avoided every traffic jam.

Brian never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman
and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back even if she was wrong; and his clothing
was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.

He was the perfect man! No one could ever measure up to Brian Sullivan."


Passenger:

"An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"


Cabbie:

"Well, I never actually met Brian.

He died and I'm married to his bloody widow."